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CanadaBernd2024-10-01 14:58:31 · 2yNo. 321583reply
Me: 36
GF: 23
 
Please rate
BerndBernd2024-10-01 15:10:37 · 2yNo. 321584reply
Is she mentally mature enough for you to not get bored around her?
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 17:47:35 · 2yNo. 321598reply
pedo
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 18:34:32 · 2yNo. 321602reply
based, jealous
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 19:24:44 · 2yNo. 321608reply
Does she call you daddy?

GermanyBernd2024-10-01 18:48:42 · 2yNo. 321603reply
Oh my god you guys it FINALLY happened!! /hs/ is removed from the overboard.
 
WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE MONKEYS POST IN MONKEY LANGUAGE AGAIN.
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 19:21:26 · 2yNo. 321607reply

United StatesBernd2024-09-03 04:33:02 · 2yNo. 318349reply
Vantablack niggers shaking their glistening black bottoms in a great desolate concrete basketball court encompassing the entire earth's lifeless surface to a cacaphony of rap music, ebonics, lambo engine revving, credit card scanning noises, gunfire and basketballs bouncing. Enormous rippling toned muscle bubble booty 7 foot tall nigger pumped full of TRT and growth hormone produced on the black nigger silverback ape production line of the new world order with enhanced cloning technology to crush the skulls of whiteboys into paper mache with its bare monkey paw.
 
You walk into your local KFC and are instantly greeted with the wet-dog smell of rancid seed oils, the vaguely salty-faecal smell of nigger sweat and body odour, the chemical scent of an alcohol-based disinfectant and a deafening cacaphony of revolting niggers chewing on slush and slop. A nigger is loudly chewing fried chicken in your face. You hear the moist reverberation of chewing and the mush-meat being chewed move throughout the nigger's mouth as its diseased crooked molars prepare the chicken for digestion.
 
Picture the gaping maw of a disgusting black jungle nigger with thick, rubbery, leathery dry earthy-pink lips, loose purple gingivital gums and irregular stained black-and-yellow teeth, frontal cavities on incisors and a disgusting tentacle-like pale-grey tongue riddled with grooves, cracks, bumps and white dots, with saliva filled with brown juices and protein-laden foam, momentarily opening and closing in order to pulverise and crush the battered, fried flesh of an expired battery hen, the food turning more into grey-brown mush with each stage of mastication, sticking to the nigger's teeth, nigger spit flying in your face and eyes as it chews, crunching, squelching and slurping noises as the nigger chews the chicken in its mouth. The remains of a grotesque genetically-modified and chemically augmented creature more growth hormone than bird, fattened on an industrial chicken feed more biofuel waste powder and chemical supplement than seed, being continually chewed into grey saliva-streaked oozing mush by the diseased mouth of a creature more worthlless crack-addicted welfare ape nigger than human, chewing with open mouth and spitting everywhere, smelling of cigarette smoke and nigger sweat, discarding spittle-covered chicken bones on the sidewalk for you to unsuspectingly step on with your bare skin.
Another Vantablack nigger. Nigger with shining black skin walking through the jungle completely naked with its juicy nigger penis dangling. Perfect primate brainless monkey nigger shitskin coon tar baby worthless chimp fucker of the new world order. Bill gates Xi Jinping lithium mine nigger robot mind control gorilla electrode slavery. New mineral-cotton iPhone battery triangle trade with the Asia-Pacific and the "service economy" mulattoised ponzi schemes of the global north. Nigger neuralink enables flesh puppet-simulated algorithmic competence.
 
Negative externalities abounding from fried chicken nigger consoomer Louis Vuitton Gucci iPhone cancer cell metastasis into all of earth's systems. Geological gas cycles disrupted by belching and farting niggers with oily black ape asses riding around in food stamp funded Lamborghinis and Ferraris as black smoke from burning trash bellows up in the distance. Concern for nature, love, truth, life, liberty thrown into the nigger cockroach infested trash can of history as niggerised Bill Gates mulatto gerontofuturistic pissing and shitting bbc swinging mass man coon monkey ape Africa nigger livestock farmed to grow world capital envelops the globe in a nigger-thick layer of concrete apartments, bling stores and disgusting vantablack nigger ape infrahuman apeoidic scum chimp fucking nigger coons zooming around on mopeds with Ethereum QR codes tattooed onto their arms and onto their veiny pustule covered diseased med-resistant infection laden deadly venomous genetic bioweapon reproductive nigger organs.
 
Beyond human self-actualisation is stage vantaniggerblack worldwide soft totalitarian fukuyama end of history hell. 4 billion projected sweaty oily cocoa butter bottoms shaking twerking gorilla in heat sex crazed reproductive bbc niggers cumming deadly hot venomous gene weapon laden loads into the pussies of all remaining human females to corrupt their offspring forever - eternal vantablack nigger-skinned coon-dark phenotypic, cultural, civilisational, political, economic and ecological night descending on planet earth.
 
Expect spraying of sulphate aerosls and industrial pulverisation of silicate rocks in an attempt to counter a continually multiplying undifferentiated biological mass of nigger and niggerised beige consumer african humans incapable of performing simple arithmetic and lead around like cattle by google glass and pandering Lizzoesque obese nigger nike advertisements for brillo headed shit skinned apes.
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UkraineBernd2024-09-11 16:04:36 · 2yNo. 319289reply
as a bignoser i had an experience of chatting with ns for awhile, back in 2018 and some chats here and there for lulz, let's just say their views on you can shift once they see you're not an evil dipshit as seemed to be
 
i knew one conservative ns-christian, that was an experience
unknownBernd2024-09-12 01:10:52 · 2yNo. 319342reply
i suppose its a problem with my hotspot then. i went on an unlimited data plan because its cheaper and just as fast to use my phone as a router as it is to get broadband.
still, if you are going to fire pon racist man then at least come out with something as artful as op did. cunts are saying 'it must be ai' because he put heart and soul into it - this is how machines rape the heart of man
ItalyBernd2024-10-01 14:49:23 · 2yNo. 321581reply
идит нахуй пидоры
RussiaBernd2024-10-01 14:55:14 · 2yNo. 321582reply
идите*
ты букву "е" потерял

GermanyBernd2024-09-30 10:11:45 · 2yNo. 321476reply
I had to start heating today. It's just too cold, my hands are freezing.
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GermanyBernd2024-09-30 16:07:27 · 2yNo. 321500reply
Get a powerful pc. Then you get heat and more performance in one.
FinlandBernd2024-10-01 04:49:36 · 2yNo. 321565reply
u now have sanser
PolandBernd2024-10-01 14:14:01 · 2yNo. 321577reply
if only your hands were attached to your body and shared the same blood flow...
HungaryBernd2024-10-01 14:43:39 · 2yNo. 321579reply

GermanyBernd2024-09-29 10:53:56 · 2yNo. 321351reply
today i will eat cereal and bananas, smoke a joint and go in the woods to practice bunnyhopping on my mountain bike. i watched some tutorial videos and it doesn't look that hard but i have never ever so let's see how much i am able to hurt myself
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GermanyBernd2024-09-29 16:04:44 · 2yNo. 321398reply
Yeah, nobody should ever criticise anyone, ever, even if they think it's wrong and harmful. We live in a democracy, deal with it.
GermanyBernd2024-09-29 16:19:13 · 2yNo. 321400reply
You can express your opinions but what you call criticism primarily consists of behaving like an asshole. Likewise everybody who reads this won't take away any valid points you might have but just think what an asshole you are.
So the only thing that you achieve with your posts is poisoning the atmosphere here.
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 16:49:10 · 2yNo. 321401reply
I'd rather smoke weed than be a judgemental plonker
RussiaBernd2024-09-30 04:06:22 · 2yNo. 321455reply

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 21:29:03 · 2yNo. 321304reply
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-proposes-ban-child-free-lifestyle-rcna172616
 
Russians will be forced to breed
 
lörs?
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RussiaBernd2024-09-29 15:48:15 · 2yNo. 321392reply
still not having sex
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 16:50:24 · 2yNo. 321402reply
> No forced breeding is taking place.
For now. Just you wait
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 22:33:39 · 2yNo. 321427reply
All this retarded shit will do nothing to address root causes; poverty, abuse, addiction, isolation.
All of these things will only get worse so long as worrystan is run by its current cabal, which seems immovable and entrenched to the deepest level.
It is a sadness sad in its dolour
GermanyBernd2024-09-29 23:24:23 · 2yNo. 321431sagereply
I can't breed.

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 11:28:19 · 2yNo. 321228reply
Holy fucking shit. Look at this hot bitch!
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FinlandBernd2024-09-29 07:44:47 · 2yNo. 321344reply
Hot bitch? Where?
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 16:54:10 · 2yNo. 321403reply
One punch to the throat and you're down
UruguayBernd2024-09-29 17:37:21 · 2yNo. 321406sagereply
 
Why people like this, looks masculine, even a whale is better.
United KingdomBernd2024-09-29 19:51:58 · 2yNo. 321417reply
It's called having preferences, U-r-gay

RussiaBernd2024-09-25 15:16:04 · 2yNo. 320887reply
German language sound so good, it can even make muslim preaching sound based
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RussiaBernd2024-09-25 20:06:49 · 2yNo. 320945reply
> TAG BIER
:^DDDDDDDDDDD
UkraineBernd2024-09-25 20:13:16 · 2yNo. 320946reply
was wollen wir trinken, sieben Tagen lang...
RussiaBernd2024-09-29 17:44:48 · 2yNo. 321407reply
GermanyBernd2024-09-29 19:37:29 · 2yNo. 321415reply
>wlazny
polenlümmel spotted

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 11:24:46 · 2yNo. 321225reply
A Bolivian!
Make a wish!
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 11:26:03 · 2yNo. 321227reply
They're indeed very rare, when /hs/ was established, I talked to one on /int/, he was pretty chill
RussiaBernd2024-09-29 07:07:28 · 2yNo. 321342reply
I wanna try coca leaves!

GermanyBernd2024-08-30 18:06:31 · 2yNo. 317921reply
So on monday I tried to do an oil change on my car. I drove into the park house of my employer to do this since it is clean and nobody is there to bother me.
Once I emptied out the oil I tried to insert back drain plug. But I couldn't tighten it. Presumably the threads of the oil pan are fucked because I tightened it too hard the last time.
On monday evening I ordered a repair set online. This is basically a screw tap to make bigger threads in the oil pan along with a bigger drain plug.
I just walked to the park house to finally repair my car against. But I can't remove the old drain plug from the oil pan. The screw just turns without doing anything but it is still held inside the oil pan. I just spend an hour turning the screw while trying to shove a screwdriver under it to create some upwards pressure without achieving anything.
 
The fun thing is that my employer send around a notice that the park house were my car is is supposed to be cleaned on monday and everybody has to remove their cars until then. So I have only tomorrow to get my car out of there again.
 
Oh and when I let the car down from the car stands so I could go home against it seems that my car jack broke. I don't know if I can repair it until tomorrow.
 
What do?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-14 16:42:01 · 2yNo. 319713reply
garch
GermanyBernd2024-09-14 16:45:56 · 2yNo. 319716reply
I know. Also it is the carbon version and I bought it during Corona when bike prices peaked. It is the most expensive item I own after my car.
I feel like I can't nearly ride it as good as it deserved to be ridden. But I'm getting better..
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 16:32:22 · 2yNo. 321265reply
Update:
Decided today to look under the car against and smear silicone on any leaks that I find.
 
Turned out that no more oil leaked from the car. Oil tank was dry all around. I guess when I refilled the oil some of it missed the funnel and then slowly ran down along the engine and alongside the oil pan in the week after my oil change.
 
So my replacement was 100% perfect and my car is fixed now.
HungaryBernd2024-09-28 20:55:21 · 2yNo. 321298reply
Good job!

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 14:37:41 · 2yNo. 321252reply
I'm currently watching a video about futons and the question I'm asking myself is why normies are such imposters? This is obviously a person who wants to seem like a reader, but isn't actually one. Nobody would stack the books with the covers to the back of the shelf, because you wouldn't know which book is which.
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GermanyBernd2024-09-28 16:47:45 · 2yNo. 321267reply
Then why didn't she turn all books?
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 17:00:42 · 2yNo. 321273reply
She only turned the books that are directly in frame. Now I think she wanted her background to be more white and all the colorful book covers wouldn't represent the minimalist style she wants to portrait.
She didn't turn the middle layer because this is some woman thing about how they decorate. She wanted a little color in her background but not everything colorful. If she would have turned all books it would have looked too boring and weird to her.
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 17:26:10 · 2yNo. 321274reply
she looks like göring's granddaughter
RussiaBernd2024-09-28 17:48:14 · 2yNo. 321281reply
i buy videogames and never play

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 13:35:40 · 2yNo. 321248reply
Someone requested this imprint for their switch joycon holders.
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 14:10:47 · 2yNo. 321249reply
It 3d-printing stuff for others a new business of yours?
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 14:32:56 · 2yNo. 321251reply
I'm nit taking money for this.
I have not found a new business yet.
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 16:25:15 · 2yNo. 321264reply
There are some american youtubers who own small 3d print farms with like half a dozen printers or so, produce their own products with them and sell them. Obviously they need the youtube channel to advertise for their things.
I think that it's a really interesting idea but I haven't seen something like this in the germanosphere, yet.
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 16:52:51 · 2yNo. 321270reply
Well... I have been producing assets to store and consume cannabis both using 3D printing and wood and I have been selling them in small quantities to people I know and even the local headshop.
It's hard and honest work.
 
I don't have the space and money to start a printer farm, and even if I had that all plus the knowledge, I don't think it would be a good business.

BerndMaymaysBernd2024-09-13 23:36:33 · 2yNo. 319624reply
Posting only the best.
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GermanyBernd2024-09-28 11:41:01 · 2yNo. 321234reply
It was kind of a meme. When I got into Linux around 2008, there were a couple of distros like this. I remember some Christian distro that was a sincere project by American christians, which came pre-installed with porn blocker, some bible program, etc. But then there was Ubuntu Satanic Edition or something similar, which was just Ubuntu with some satanism themed wallpapers preinstalled.
RussiaBernd2024-09-28 11:45:07 · 2yNo. 321236reply
imagine having desktop helper like jesus or devil and each of them do their own duties like, jesus reminds you to pray and devil suggests you to play vidya one more hour
GermanyBernd2024-09-28 11:50:37 · 2yNo. 321238reply
Would be funny
HungaryBernd2024-09-28 16:48:45 · 2yNo. 321268reply

GermanyBernd2024-09-27 15:00:42 · 2yNo. 321115reply
Do you know why Crested caracaras twist their heads backwards like that?
GermanyBernd2024-09-27 17:13:52 · 2yNo. 321133reply
Of course.
This behavior is called head throwback display and it usually used as a territorial behavior. Maybe similar to a gorilla beating his chest.
United KingdomBernd2024-09-28 01:45:47 · 2yNo. 321198reply
They are desperately trying to break their own necks
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