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GermanyHear me outBernd2024-09-12 02:32:27 · 2yNo. 319358reply
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We will sacrifice the UK to make a giant colony to expell all the muslims in west europe to. In exchange, white people in England and Wales I believe Scottland doesn't need to be sacrificed for various reasons are granted an easy start to a new life in EU countries.
 
The colony will be used for basically slave labor but the brown people there can hurka durka allahu akbar there as much as they want. The EU will put military there to prevent too big happenings but the people there are allowed to practise their religion.
 
It will be called: Eurabia.
 
Mudslimes who refuse to leave to Eurabia and can not get enough white people to vow for their reaidence will be put into local labor camps, just like the royal family who gets shot.
 
I believe this would be a good amd deserved ending to the UK. Innocent and righteous brits get a second chance in a cleansed Europe too.
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BerndBernd2024-09-12 22:14:58 · 2yNo. 319483reply
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Come on, this is a great idea.
BerndBernd2024-09-12 22:51:23 · 2yNo. 319501reply
Wtf you guys this is the greatest plan ever. We won't have to hurt anyone.
unknownBernd2024-09-12 22:58:06 · 2yNo. 319508reply
the tragedy of immigration is that the foreigners who can behave only open the door for ones who can't, whether they want to or not. even people who speak openly about the millions of thugs who will flood the country are regularly ignored or called 'uncle toms' or some other silly cargo cult stuff
GermanySeriously Bernd!Bernd2024-09-26 23:53:48 · 2yNo. 321068reply
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The base for this plan is already built.
The British people deserve better!
FinlandBernd2024-09-25 20:22:00 · 2yNo. 320947reply
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is masturbation bad for u?
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RussiaBernd2024-09-26 20:31:13 · 2yNo. 321041reply
im of fingolish origin but i never played runescape
FinlandBernd2024-09-26 20:37:59 · 2yNo. 321043reply
yes, we both love to wage war
GermanyBernd2024-09-26 20:40:06 · 2yNo. 321044reply
I remember that Finnish sniper with the weird face that killed lots of reds
FinlandBernd2024-09-26 20:54:10 · 2yNo. 321054reply
Subutai was his name
GermanyBernd2024-09-26 19:43:48 · 2yNo. 321024reply
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Just won a pub quiz at work and I’m drunk af. I’m very proud of our team.
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GermanyBernd2024-09-26 20:03:45 · 2yNo. 321027reply
Hmm I didn’t know much, it was a team effort
GermanyBernd2024-09-26 20:04:38 · 2yNo. 321028reply
Your job was drinking. Theirs was knowing. You did your part.
GermanyBernd2024-09-26 20:10:10 · 2yNo. 321032reply
I see.
 
Imo pub quizzes involves knpwing a lot of random things, and while knowledge in general is good, knowing a lot random facts isn't necessarily a big advantage in life.
GermanyBernd2024-09-26 20:14:10 · 2yNo. 321034reply
I assembled the team, so I guess I played an important part.
 
Pub quizzes are fun because you get to know your team members, everyone knows different things and together they make up one picture.
HondurasBernd2024-09-25 20:37:36 · 2yNo. 320951reply
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Opinions
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GermanyBernd2024-09-25 21:03:09 · 2yNo. 320961reply
I am also thinking what weapon I will carry around with me in future.
 
I want to be able to outrange a knife, so maybe I will try to build a tazergun or maybe a foldable spear.
UkraineBernd2024-09-25 21:06:25 · 2yNo. 320962reply
i remember carrying paper knife with me at school to scary the bullies, but eventually the teacher freaked out and asked me to give all my paper knives away (i use the paper knives to sharpen the pencils, since i don't really like pencil sharpeners), and we had a discussion about bullying later
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 21:07:52 · 2yNo. 320963reply
How does it make anything better when you get beat up by a blue guy?
UkraineBernd2024-09-25 21:09:36 · 2yNo. 320964reply
idk ask the inventor of this spray, this just what popped up in my head after reading the post
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 16:15:11 · 2yNo. 320895reply
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Found this gentleman.
He could barely move.
I went inside to get him some sugar water.
 
Then he was gone.
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HungaryBernd2024-09-25 17:46:34 · 2yNo. 320911reply
>kills the spider
>feeds the fly
>imports migrants
UkraineBernd2024-09-25 18:06:38 · 2yNo. 320920reply
he may be someone's dad who went for cigarettes
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 18:09:01 · 2yNo. 320921reply
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rent free
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 20:48:49 · 2yNo. 320954reply
A beautiful Holzbiene.
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 18:15:46 · 2yNo. 320923reply
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Is bg getting monitored by the CCCP?
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 18:21:18 · 2yNo. 320924reply
You spelled it wrong. CCCP is an abbreviation for the Soviet Union, not the Chinese Communist Party.
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 19:10:26 · 2yNo. 320938reply
same shit
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 00:32:58 · 2yNo. 320812reply
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Can you eat this burger?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-25 14:44:14 · 2yNo. 320886reply
telling everyone that i am vegan
FinlandBernd2024-09-25 16:34:40 · 2yNo. 320898reply
this is what freedom is all about
United KingdomBernd2024-09-25 17:15:48 · 2yNo. 320907reply
And they say Americans are dumb
HungaryBernd2024-09-25 17:47:13 · 2yNo. 320912reply
This.
GermanyMonkeys save girl about to be raped by *ndianBernd2024-09-25 12:40:47 · 2yNo. 320866reply
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It takes a group of fucking apes to save you from getting raped in India.
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GermanyBernd2024-09-25 13:27:52 · 2yNo. 320875sagereply
This thread is so incredibly shit, it's obvious it gets downvotes
 
t. first downvoter
United StatesBernd2024-09-25 13:35:29 · 2yNo. 320876reply
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what did you expected form India
RussiaBernd2024-09-25 14:41:22 · 2yNo. 320883reply
I've been to india unironically this summer
GermanyBernd2024-09-25 15:36:07 · 2yNo. 320890reply
Did you try shitting in the streets?
BerndBernd2024-09-20 02:40:21 · 2yNo. 320360reply
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Did you know that getting permanent freckles using diluted tattoo ink is a thing?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-24 07:52:04 · 2yNo. 320729reply
Everybody uses that term nowadays, gramps, because it’s a good lexical representation of the kind of people it describes.
HungaryBernd2024-09-24 16:40:54 · 2yNo. 320766reply
>im not a chud from sharty i swear
GermanyBernd2024-09-24 16:43:56 · 2yNo. 320767reply
What's the point of your misguided post?
unknownBernd2024-09-25 04:57:00 · 2yNo. 320834reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud
apparently you are a chud
RussiaBernd2024-09-24 20:59:57 · 2yNo. 320791reply
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"Sewing" is normally pronounced as sOwing, but I prefer to say sEwing with the e. Like syou-eeng". Is there an English accent where this would be appropriate so I can continue with this practice?
IranBernd2024-09-24 23:20:04 · 2yNo. 320803reply
> Etymology: Com. Teut. and Indogermanic: OE. siwan, siowan (usually, with change of conjugation, siwian, siowian, seowian) = OFris. sîa (mod.Fris. dial. siije), OHG. siuwen, ONor. sýja (Sw. sy, Da. sye), Goth. siujan :— OTeut. *siwjan, cogn. w. the synonymous L. su-ĕre, Gr. (κασ-)σύειν, Lett. schuju, OSl. šiti (Russ. shitp., shivatp.), Skr. siv (3 sing. pres. sīvyati, pa. pple. syūtá; derivatives are syū fem., needle or thread, syūman suture).
> The root (for which Hirt suggests a primary form *seyewa-) appears in the words above quoted as *syū- : *sīw. Another ablaut-grade, *syou-, is found in OTeut. *saumo- seam sb. The pronunciation [səʊ] is abnormal (cf. strow, var. of strew, repr. OE. streowian); the written forms show that it goes back at least to the 14th c. In the 17th c. sew sometimes rhymes with clue, new; the mod.Sc. pronunciation is [ʃu].
United StatesBernd2024-09-25 03:35:10 · 2yNo. 320823reply
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im gonna sue you
unknownBernd2024-09-25 04:35:38 · 2yNo. 320827reply
if you're are a man: keine
if you're are a sweet and demure grille: alle
FinlandBernd2024-09-23 17:22:23 · 2yNo. 320669reply
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i updated my facebook profile pic but it didnt get a single like
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UkraineBernd2024-09-24 08:07:05 · 2yNo. 320730reply
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the same, but with drawings lol
the most successful attempt in drawing sphere was probably twitter but i gave up on it years ago, so now i don't know what to do, the high concurrently, unfriendly algorithm and ai bros make the whole account promotion unbearable
FinlandBernd2024-09-24 12:20:34 · 2yNo. 320739reply
>>>/kb/
CzechiaBernd2024-09-24 14:56:40 · 2yNo. 320750reply
>having a facebook account
Ugh
United StatesBernd2024-09-24 16:00:09 · 2yNo. 320758reply
Agreed. Online relationships only get you so far in life. Comes from personal experience being an isolated 13-year old in 2017 on a farm in the middle of nowhere.
GermanyBernd2024-09-23 05:37:56 · 2yNo. 320643reply
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Good morning, Bernds. Time to go to work again. Have a nice week.
MexicoBernd2024-09-23 05:53:20 · 2yNo. 320645reply
Gm
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Gm
United StatesBernd2024-09-23 06:21:48 · 2yNo. 320650reply
good morning. it's almost midnight for me I'm thinking about maybe rubbing one out before I go to bed
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good morning bernd, have a great week and stay safe!
GermanyBernd2024-09-21 15:48:26 · 2yNo. 320493reply
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if you don't know what this is about you are a neubiene
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GermanyBernd2024-09-22 12:34:35 · 2yNo. 320593reply
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How old were you when the shootenings happened Bernd?
 
The screenshot of the post I posted was forged by Düsseldorfbernd after the event happened and posted on casey by him. It was read by high-up of the bolice at some press conference in front of the press and got huge media attention so it was epischer Gewinn for the chan.
 
Being mentioned everywhere in the german press caused a huge wave of new users to the chan who later were referred to as Winnendenkrebs. I was one of them :3
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 12:41:34 · 2yNo. 320594reply
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GermanyBernd2024-09-22 12:41:44 · 2yNo. 320595reply
Thanks for enlightening me
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 17:42:54 · 2yNo. 320603reply
I'm eternal
United StatesBernd2024-09-08 01:23:31 · 2yNo. 318798reply
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I've made it through this whole summer without a single mosquito bite
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United StatesBernd2024-09-15 04:04:03 · 2yNo. 319800reply
I live in oregon but thanks. I've heard the skeeters up in alaska are crazy though. they are often jokingly referred to as alaska's state bird
RussiaBernd2024-09-15 09:45:53 · 2yNo. 319864reply
I know but isn't there a small part where the ice never melts???
I guess it's safe there...
ChinaBernd2024-09-22 13:15:06 · 2yNo. 320598reply
this shall gain u an achievement if life is a game lol
HungaryBernd2024-09-22 15:05:51 · 2yNo. 320601reply
Alaska (at least he "livable" places) are like Russia's taiga. In summer the air consists of 10% Oxygen, 40% Nitrogen, and 50% of mosquitos and various biting flies.
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