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Bernd 2020-02-18 20:25:12 ⋅ 1y No. 92773

Here are some banners I made for this board. The dimensions I used was 300x37. I hope they fit.

Bernd 2021-02-23 19:06:00 ⋅ 1w No. 110704

>>110703 No ejaculation or gross stuff! It's just revealed that he is standing there naked, without doing anything else.

Bernd 2021-02-23 19:09:16 ⋅ 1w No. 110705

This one.

Bernd 2021-02-23 19:10:07 ⋅ 1w No. 110706

>>110705 Maybe we can make the dick less detailed to keep it less NSFW.

Bernd 2021-02-23 19:11:02 ⋅ 1w No. 110707

>>110706 Sure thing, I'll make that banner in 2-3 days when I'm home. Nice idea.

Bernd 2019-11-08 23:38:25 ⋅ 1y No. 85928

this happened a few hours ago on the kc

Bernd 2019-11-09 01:15:58 ⋅ 1y No. 85935

Impressive

Bernd 2019-12-13 17:35:32 ⋅ 1y No. 90397

>>85928 Holyfuck based

Bernd 2021-02-04 18:55:12 ⋅ 3w No. 108803

>>85928 Lol t. kc bard

Bernd 2021-02-04 20:02:34 ⋅ 3w No. 108807

Interesting.

Bernd 2021-01-26 12:41:15 ⋅ 1mn No. 108144

Adapt this as kc vs kc advertising because I do it.

Bernd 2021-01-26 16:09:32 ⋅ 1mn No. 108157

>>108156 Bet you can't even spot Bogdan between other F*nnish posters. I can't.

Bernd 2021-01-26 18:04:37 ⋅ 1mn No. 108167

>>108157 You haven't noticed the seething gypsy responding to every Dutch and Finnish flag with a non sequitur insult? >>108148 >>108163 >>108129

Bernd 2021-01-26 20:31:08 ⋅ 1mn No. 108178

>>108167 If there were no Bogdan, I would do exactly that. Because the place is slow and boring af. By some reason I just don't notice his posts.

Bernd 2021-01-26 21:40:23 ⋅ 1mn No. 108190

>>108167 I agree. Ban Bogdan. He derails literally every serious discussion about Finland and Finnish memes and posters are the bread and butter of kc experience.

Bernd 2021-01-16 22:57:03 ⋅ 1mn No. 107488

helo, am shitty [not] engineer with articulated appendage. the goal is to manufacture a high volume of Futa mechs with giant articulated cocks that can grab and throw people. someone please ask jeff bezos to manufacture Futa Thundercock Mechs and sell it to the masses.

Bernd 2021-01-16 22:58:36 ⋅ 1mn No. 107490

That thing on the video does nothing without help of a human. What's even the point?

Bernd 2021-01-16 23:03:09 ⋅ 1mn No. 107492

>>107490 theres a motor at the end, and I need to print the crank and slider mechanism to attach it to. However, i am very rarted, and there's a good chance it will not work. The big obstacle I see is that I'm rarted and designed the mechanism so shittily that the amount of torque required to rotate the bottom bit is too high for the motor I have. undoubtedly, someone else could have better optimized it.

Bernd 2021-01-16 23:15:18 ⋅ 1mn No. 107494

>>107492 Do you have schemes/blueprints?

Neofolk oc

Bernd 2020-10-01 12:26:39 ⋅ 5mn No. 103035

I made another moomin recolor. Not too happy with this one, except giving Snufkin a camo poncho.

Bernd 2020-10-01 18:40:13 ⋅ 5mn No. 103050

>>103048 >>103049 Neofolk tradition.

Bernd 2020-10-15 23:22:49 ⋅ 4mn No. 103549

http://www.shekhovtsov.org/articles/Anton_Shekhovtsov-Apoliteic_Music.html Recommended reading. Changed my mind about neofolk.

Bernd 2021-01-10 22:10:35 ⋅ 1mn No. 106628

>>103035 haram!

Bernd 2021-01-10 23:52:11 ⋅ 1mn No. 106665

mumins r gay

There is no sex, there is only

Bernd 2020-11-02 16:51:28 ⋅ 4mn No. 104050

wiener process

Bernd 2020-11-02 21:36:07 ⋅ 4mn No. 104066

In mathematics, there is something called the sausage catastrophe. At least in German.

Bernd 2020-11-02 21:44:02 ⋅ 4mn No. 104069

>>104066 That is beautiful.

Bernd 2020-11-03 13:56:03 ⋅ 4mn No. 104083

now woodya look at this

Bernd 2020-11-03 14:19:58 ⋅ 4mn No. 104084

>>104083 noice

Bernd 2020-10-26 16:02:57 ⋅ 4mn No. 103813

ræt originality

Bernd 2020-10-27 00:42:58 ⋅ 4mn No. 103828

There's zero originality when you're reusing stale 4chan memes. Cool irony either way, cockhole.

Bernd 2020-10-27 21:00:05 ⋅ 4mn No. 103845

Incomprehensible and without any originality Try again mate

Bernd 2020-10-28 16:34:16 ⋅ 4mn No. 103861

>>103828 >reusing stale 4chan memes it's vierkanal reusing my menes

Bernd 2020-10-29 03:50:53 ⋅ 4mn No. 103872

>>103861 Time for your pills, Nikita.

Math Art

Bernd 2020-10-07 15:02:52 ⋅ 4mn No. 103335

So I'm revisiting some of the code I wrote in high school, and some of it is laughably dumb, but then I realize I was doing some calculus of variation shit with Lagrangian mechanics. I went through this phase where I was REALLY into the Lagrangian, despite the fact that I didn't know jack shit about how it worked. Anyway, here's some cool math simulation art with a double pendulum. I'll try to see if I can figure out how to use my code to make some more cool stuff.

Bernd 2020-10-07 15:04:24 ⋅ 4mn No. 103336

>>103335 Also, I wrote like 0 comments in the code. The only comments contain inane shit like "haha peepee poopoo". What the actual fuck did I write?

Bernd 2020-10-07 23:22:13 ⋅ 4mn No. 103341

>>103335 Groovy. Are you into video synths?

Bernd 2020-09-21 22:33:28 ⋅ 5mn No. 102672

I made an oc. Discuss.

Bernd 2020-09-24 19:08:39 ⋅ 5mn No. 102848

Another one.

Bernd 2020-09-24 19:12:51 ⋅ 5mn No. 102849

>>102848 I would like some critique/tips for this one. I used pic rel as the original and pic rel as a reference pic. I changed the colors in GIMP and put a little rune on moominpappa's book. I'm not quite satisfied. I used the select color and fill color features to recolor some things, but then I had trouble with some remaining pixels at the edges, as you can see. Then I used some color feature to darken the whole thing and increased the contrast a little, to give it a gloomier feel. I should probably watch some GIMP tutorials again, but I'm not sure where to start.

Bernd 2020-09-24 23:06:40 ⋅ 5mn No. 102857

>>102849 is that supposed to be a wicker man insode which a person is sacrificed on that DIJ cover

Bernd 2020-09-24 23:30:12 ⋅ 5mn No. 102858

>>102857 I'm not sure. According to Wikipedia, the sources on wicker men in actual paganism are very scarce, so modern neopagans are free to make stuff up.

Bernd 2020-09-20 20:06:26 ⋅ 5mn No. 102589

I made a quick and dörty mene that could possibly used for advertising our board.

Bernd 2020-09-24 03:36:15 ⋅ 5mn No. 102818

Whenever i post about krautchan.rip on kohlchan the people just insult me ;_;

Bernd 2020-09-24 04:11:36 ⋅ 5mn No. 102820

>>102818 It's an IQ indicator.

Bernd 2020-09-24 09:02:09 ⋅ 5mn No. 102824

>>102818 Do it only in threads where Bernds complain about kohl.

Bernd 2020-09-24 22:20:42 ⋅ 5mn No. 102856

>>102824 okay