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United States Bernd 2023-03-29 00:43:38 ⋅ 3h No. 263041
I didn't learn to code.
Germany Bernd 2023-03-29 01:09:36 ⋅ 2h No. 263045
I'm too smart to learn to code
Australia Bernd 2023-03-29 01:54:22 ⋅ 2h No. 263050
>>263041 I know how to code, and I can teach you, my friend.
Finland Bernd 2023-03-29 02:53:29 ⋅ 1h No. 263057
I learned to code at uni and still don't know how to code
Australia Bernd 2023-03-29 03:31:33 ⋅ 25m No. 263064
>>263057 I'll teach you too, but at a cost. I am currently taking snow as currency, they are extremely rare.

cs 1.6 smokes

Turkey Bernd 2023-03-28 21:20:24 ⋅ 6h
No. 263021
why cs 1.6 smokes was so bad? I mean literally smoking goal is block enemy vision, you can see everything on that smoke. what developers thinked? what was their goal? it's useless and made game less good.
United States Bernd 2023-03-29 01:55:01 ⋅ 2h No. 263051
>>263031 They're bragging about the new smoke in CS2 can be cut through with bullets or blown away which both defeats the purpose and isn't realistic.
Germany Bernd 2023-03-29 02:38:52 ⋅ 1h No. 263054
>>263051 CS isn't about realism lol, it's a competitive shooter and the new smokes will be interesting gameplay wise
Peru Bernd 2023-03-29 02:46:18 ⋅ 1h No. 263056
>>263051 Wait, I though the [i]realistic smoke physics[/i] were a meme...
United States Bernd 2023-03-29 03:16:03 ⋅ 40m No. 263062
>>263056 They made an official vid about it, I haven't been following it because I'm a filthy casual. >>263054 Yeah I don't know why I mentioned realism but it seems like a bad mechanic, imagine smoking B tunnel on Dust and it getting blown away with a flash,.

United States Bernd 2023-03-29 00:53:43 ⋅ 3h No. 263043
apparently pedochan is falling apart behind the scenes and on the verge of disappearing for good are you ready for the influx of kohlfugees?
Germany Bernd 2023-03-29 01:09:59 ⋅ 2h No. 263046
Any minute now

United States Bernd 2023-03-28 01:43:26 ⋅ 1d No. 262937
Thinking I might just make up a bunch of shit on my resume. Say I went to college even though I didn't. Who's gonna check that?
Germany Bernd 2023-03-28 15:36:03 ⋅ 12h No. 262992
>>262987 What kind of bird?
Hungary Bernd 2023-03-28 15:42:41 ⋅ 12h No. 262993
>>262992 mockingbird
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 15:43:15 ⋅ 12h No. 262994
>>262992 the bald eagle, of course
Germany Bernd 2023-03-28 22:37:27 ⋅ 5h No. 263026
>>262992 a shithawk

Ukraine Bernd 2023-03-27 08:55:45 ⋅ 1d No. 262823
I hope this is just a joke. A man intends to introduce hogweed seeds to Australia in order to pollute the entire continent with this plant. Australian anon, beware.
Moscow Bernd 2023-03-28 18:11:50 ⋅ 9h No. 263003
>>262824 they should have bought some bats to occupy the house with those "flying mice" fuckers. Reason: AFAIK, bats* are protected by some federal law of USAgistan * maybe _some_ kind of bats is protected, IDK.
Moscow Bernd 2023-03-28 18:16:08 ⋅ 9h No. 263004
>>262823 Bayan. Have discussed it already: there's no place in Australia to grow it. 95% of Straya = desert 5% of Straya: KOALA PARADISE, flammable trees that SURVIVE fire while killing nearby plants (da eucaliptos, yeah), also, AUSSIE FARMERS. Aussies unironically should research if our glorious Borschtweed is indeed good for the Australia.
Moscow Bernd 2023-03-28 18:18:11 ⋅ 9h No. 263005
>>262836 Borschtweed: over 9000 seeds, you can't seize its means of reproduction
United States Bernd 2023-03-28 21:35:58 ⋅ 6h No. 263023
>>263005 >Borschtweed You're making that up.

Turkey Bernd 2023-03-28 18:51:33 ⋅ 9h No. 263006
almost cried when I saw her sexing on film. now I realize she is not that beautiful. maybe 5/10 or 6.5/10. not attractive but she has the energy which attracts. she still good for her age on 2023.
Germany Bernd 2023-03-28 18:58:02 ⋅ 8h No. 263008
>>263006 >sexing on film source? asking for a friend
Turkey Bernd 2023-03-28 19:13:57 ⋅ 8h No. 263009
>>263008 source is film itself not so sex appearence but it's implying
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 19:23:24 ⋅ 8h No. 263011
>>263006 > almost cried when I saw her sexing on film. now I realize she is not that beautiful.
Finland Bernd 2023-03-28 19:47:03 ⋅ 8h No. 263014
she is a whore.

Russia Bernd 2023-03-24 23:57:04 ⋅ 4d No. 262498
Just had a horrible diahrrea explosion, and hows your day, Bernd?
Poland Bernd 2023-03-27 17:57:17 ⋅ 1d No. 262866
>>262864 you wouldn't, but the quality of sleep is great and if you're lucky you're going to have the weirdest dreams, so it's worth a little headache
Mexico Bernd 2023-03-27 18:12:12 ⋅ 1d No. 262867
i got a job, i feel sad :(
Germany Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:09 ⋅ 13h No. 262986
>>262866 How to you deal with the heat in summer? You can‘t envelope yourself in complete darkness when the window is open.
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:42 ⋅ 12h No. 262989
>>262986 in summer months I sleep with an open window and a fan blowing on my legs, obviously that means letting some light in, but I don't really mind since I don't need total darkness to sleep; I could always get a sleep mask but I'm not convinced it wouldn't give me wrinkles

Germany Bernd 2023-03-16 14:55:30 ⋅ 1w No. 260955
Have Bernds tried to learn any ancient language? I studied Babylonian for a bit and it was super weird. The writing system is the most complicated stuff to decifer and the expressions don't make any sense. They say "separate the backside" and mean "make a decision".
Finland Bernd 2023-03-28 12:48:08 ⋅ 15h No. 262979
The speculation that the host presents at the end of this video got me thinking How long until AI will be able to generate entire VR worlds, with their own, realistic histories and sprawling language families Really activates your actuators https://youtu.be/qLGmj86-j4k
Denmark Bernd 2023-03-28 14:06:49 ⋅ 13h No. 262982
>>262979 I've been getting an assburgers attack and talking to AI about things for about a week now, and I must say, when it comes to social issues it's actually rather retarded. I came in expecting some form of god machine like everyone on the internet refer to it as, but there's been points where I dissected the response I got, worded things in a certain way, and ended up making it admit to a different perspective that was more in-line with my own. I'm not saying I'm smarter than AI or anything, it just really warms up the filet.
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 14:48:17 ⋅ 13h No. 262985
>>262982 AI isn't thinking for itself, it's just regurgitating things it's been trained on; so in this context you're absolutely smarter than AI
Denmark Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:31 ⋅ 12h No. 262988
>>262985 I'm a human, so the qualities I possess are naturally in direct contrast to what AI says or thinks in its current stage. I wouldn't say that I'm smarter than AI, I'm just in a position where my existence is just different from AI, it predicts based on data alone. I am able to predict based on the fact that I am a human with emotions, and I can project these qualities into theoretical situations where I could try and predict what a human being would do, because I am one myself. I will say, though, it keeps repeating itself on certain social issues and the ability to have a meaningful and productive argument on that topic is basically non-existent, I've tried and have been, continue to even right now, and it's hard. Either way, I foresee a future where assberger retards such as myself can spend a long time talking to AI.

United States Bernd 2023-03-27 20:48:19 ⋅ 1d No. 262892
>I suffer in Europe
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-03-27 21:28:13 ⋅ 1d No. 262903
god I love my city, it is so beautiful
Peru Bernd 2023-03-27 22:50:54 ⋅ 1d No. 262919
What about Quebec city? I have never been there but from photos it looks extremely European despite being in the American continent
Slovenia Bernd 2023-03-27 23:11:48 ⋅ 1d No. 262921
>>262919 imagine north america if frons didn't surrender like they did
United States Bernd 2023-03-27 23:15:01 ⋅ 1d No. 262925
>>262921 The state with the most french influence (louisiana) is also one of the poorest and most dangerous. They do have amazing food though.

Finland Bernd 2023-03-27 20:22:24 ⋅ 1d No. 262886
hey im here for the tuna application
United States Bernd 2023-03-27 22:46:06 ⋅ 1d No. 262918
the council has denied your request