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Bernd 2023-03-29 00:43:38 ⋅ 3h No. 263041

I didn't learn to code.

Bernd 2023-03-29 01:09:36 ⋅ 2h No. 263045

I'm too smart to learn to code

Bernd 2023-03-29 01:54:22 ⋅ 2h No. 263050

>>263041 I know how to code, and I can teach you, my friend.

Bernd 2023-03-29 02:53:29 ⋅ 1h No. 263057

I learned to code at uni and still don't know how to code

Bernd 2023-03-29 03:31:33 ⋅ 25m No. 263064

>>263057 I'll teach you too, but at a cost. I am currently taking snow as currency, they are extremely rare.

cs 1.6 smokes

Bernd 2023-03-28 21:20:24 ⋅ 6h No. 263021

why cs 1.6 smokes was so bad? I mean literally smoking goal is block enemy vision, you can see everything on that smoke. what developers thinked? what was their goal? it's useless and made game less good.

Bernd 2023-03-29 01:55:01 ⋅ 2h No. 263051

>>263031 They're bragging about the new smoke in CS2 can be cut through with bullets or blown away which both defeats the purpose and isn't realistic.

Bernd 2023-03-29 02:38:52 ⋅ 1h No. 263054

>>263051 CS isn't about realism lol, it's a competitive shooter and the new smokes will be interesting gameplay wise

Bernd 2023-03-29 02:46:18 ⋅ 1h No. 263056

>>263051 Wait, I though the [i]realistic smoke physics[/i] were a meme...

Bernd 2023-03-29 03:16:03 ⋅ 40m No. 263062

>>263056 They made an official vid about it, I haven't been following it because I'm a filthy casual. >>263054 Yeah I don't know why I mentioned realism but it seems like a bad mechanic, imagine smoking B tunnel on Dust and it getting blown away with a flash,.

Bernd 2023-03-29 00:53:43 ⋅ 3h No. 263043

apparently pedochan is falling apart behind the scenes and on the verge of disappearing for good are you ready for the influx of kohlfugees?

Bernd 2023-03-29 01:09:59 ⋅ 2h No. 263046

Any minute now

Bernd 2023-03-28 01:43:26 ⋅ 1d No. 262937

Thinking I might just make up a bunch of shit on my resume. Say I went to college even though I didn't. Who's gonna check that?

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:36:03 ⋅ 12h No. 262992

>>262987 What kind of bird?

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:42:41 ⋅ 12h No. 262993

>>262992 mockingbird

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:43:15 ⋅ 12h No. 262994

>>262992 the bald eagle, of course

Bernd 2023-03-28 22:37:27 ⋅ 5h No. 263026

>>262992 a shithawk

Bernd 2023-03-27 08:55:45 ⋅ 1d No. 262823

I hope this is just a joke. A man intends to introduce hogweed seeds to Australia in order to pollute the entire continent with this plant. Australian anon, beware.

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:11:50 ⋅ 9h No. 263003

>>262824 they should have bought some bats to occupy the house with those "flying mice" fuckers. Reason: AFAIK, bats* are protected by some federal law of USAgistan * maybe _some_ kind of bats is protected, IDK.

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:16:08 ⋅ 9h No. 263004

>>262823 Bayan. Have discussed it already: there's no place in Australia to grow it. 95% of Straya = desert 5% of Straya: KOALA PARADISE, flammable trees that SURVIVE fire while killing nearby plants (da eucaliptos, yeah), also, AUSSIE FARMERS. Aussies unironically should research if our glorious Borschtweed is indeed good for the Australia.

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:18:11 ⋅ 9h No. 263005

>>262836 Borschtweed: over 9000 seeds, you can't seize its means of reproduction

Bernd 2023-03-28 21:35:58 ⋅ 6h No. 263023

>>263005 >Borschtweed You're making that up.

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:51:33 ⋅ 9h No. 263006

almost cried when I saw her sexing on film. now I realize she is not that beautiful. maybe 5/10 or 6.5/10. not attractive but she has the energy which attracts. she still good for her age on 2023.

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:58:02 ⋅ 8h No. 263008

>>263006 >sexing on film source? asking for a friend

Bernd 2023-03-28 19:13:57 ⋅ 8h No. 263009

>>263008 source is film itself not so sex appearence but it's implying

Bernd 2023-03-28 19:23:24 ⋅ 8h No. 263011

>>263006 > almost cried when I saw her sexing on film. now I realize she is not that beautiful.

Bernd 2023-03-28 19:47:03 ⋅ 8h No. 263014

she is a whore.

Bernd 2023-03-24 23:57:04 ⋅ 4d No. 262498

Just had a horrible diahrrea explosion, and hows your day, Bernd?

Bernd 2023-03-27 17:57:17 ⋅ 1d No. 262866

>>262864 you wouldn't, but the quality of sleep is great and if you're lucky you're going to have the weirdest dreams, so it's worth a little headache

Bernd 2023-03-27 18:12:12 ⋅ 1d No. 262867

i got a job, i feel sad :(

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:09 ⋅ 13h No. 262986

>>262866 How to you deal with the heat in summer? You can‘t envelope yourself in complete darkness when the window is open.

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:42 ⋅ 12h No. 262989

>>262986 in summer months I sleep with an open window and a fan blowing on my legs, obviously that means letting some light in, but I don't really mind since I don't need total darkness to sleep; I could always get a sleep mask but I'm not convinced it wouldn't give me wrinkles

Bernd 2023-03-16 14:55:30 ⋅ 1w No. 260955

Have Bernds tried to learn any ancient language? I studied Babylonian for a bit and it was super weird. The writing system is the most complicated stuff to decifer and the expressions don't make any sense. They say "separate the backside" and mean "make a decision".

Bernd 2023-03-28 12:48:08 ⋅ 15h No. 262979

The speculation that the host presents at the end of this video got me thinking How long until AI will be able to generate entire VR worlds, with their own, realistic histories and sprawling language families Really activates your actuators https://youtu.be/qLGmj86-j4k

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:06:49 ⋅ 13h No. 262982

>>262979 I've been getting an assburgers attack and talking to AI about things for about a week now, and I must say, when it comes to social issues it's actually rather retarded. I came in expecting some form of god machine like everyone on the internet refer to it as, but there's been points where I dissected the response I got, worded things in a certain way, and ended up making it admit to a different perspective that was more in-line with my own. I'm not saying I'm smarter than AI or anything, it just really warms up the filet.

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:48:17 ⋅ 13h No. 262985

>>262982 AI isn't thinking for itself, it's just regurgitating things it's been trained on; so in this context you're absolutely smarter than AI

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:31 ⋅ 12h No. 262988

>>262985 I'm a human, so the qualities I possess are naturally in direct contrast to what AI says or thinks in its current stage. I wouldn't say that I'm smarter than AI, I'm just in a position where my existence is just different from AI, it predicts based on data alone. I am able to predict based on the fact that I am a human with emotions, and I can project these qualities into theoretical situations where I could try and predict what a human being would do, because I am one myself. I will say, though, it keeps repeating itself on certain social issues and the ability to have a meaningful and productive argument on that topic is basically non-existent, I've tried and have been, continue to even right now, and it's hard. Either way, I foresee a future where assberger retards such as myself can spend a long time talking to AI.

Bernd 2023-03-27 20:48:19 ⋅ 1d No. 262892

>I suffer in Europe

Bernd 2023-03-27 21:28:13 ⋅ 1d No. 262903

god I love my city, it is so beautiful

Bernd 2023-03-27 22:50:54 ⋅ 1d No. 262919

What about Quebec city? I have never been there but from photos it looks extremely European despite being in the American continent

Bernd 2023-03-27 23:11:48 ⋅ 1d No. 262921

>>262919 imagine north america if frons didn't surrender like they did

Bernd 2023-03-27 23:15:01 ⋅ 1d No. 262925

>>262921 The state with the most french influence (louisiana) is also one of the poorest and most dangerous. They do have amazing food though.

Bernd 2023-03-27 20:22:24 ⋅ 1d No. 262886

hey im here for the tuna application

Bernd 2023-03-27 22:46:06 ⋅ 1d No. 262918

the council has denied your request