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United StatesBernd2024-10-06 06:11:41 · 2yNo. 322112reply
i am drunk
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GermanyBernd2024-10-06 18:53:23 · 2yNo. 322182reply
Sore muscles are micro tears in the muscle fibers. You can improve regeneration by eating a protein rich diet and sleeping a lot.
RussiaBernd2024-10-06 18:58:02 · 2yNo. 322184reply
My grandfather uses one but i forgot the name...
RussiaBernd2024-10-06 19:14:32 · 2yNo. 322186reply
guess i can tell now i can afford it, sleeping though... thank you, m8!
 
aw dw, gonna look up myself later, thank you for help anyway :D
RussiaBernd2024-10-06 19:25:32 · 2yNo. 322189reply
> thank you for help anyway
literally ne za chto

GermanyBernd2024-10-06 05:31:52 · 2yNo. 322109reply
>ching ching chengdelee
<pao pao pao pao pao pao
HungaryBernd2024-10-06 10:04:09 · 2yNo. 322128reply
Looks safe.
GuatemalaBernd2024-10-06 15:42:07 · 2yNo. 322159reply
Fucking kek. Why are Chinese such retards?
RussiaBernd2024-10-06 16:44:27 · 2yNo. 322163reply
if you think of it, people are common regardless of ethnicity, and common in stupidity as well

GermanyBernd2024-09-17 11:11:12 · 2yNo. 320093reply
My brother has a new gf (1 year) and she needs all the attention she can get from him and it is like all the interesting things in her life are my brother.
Even without being invited she just spawns in our house every day. My brother now plays vidya, practises his instruments, smokes weed, or really does whatever when she is here because obviously he gets bored with her and she doesn't have anything interesting to say besides asking him to comment whatever she has on her opened phone.
 
Also she doesn't speak english at all so now we watch series with german dub on the big TV whenever she is here and since she is always here this is really starting to annoy me.
 
My brother deserves better.
 
I leave all my negative thoughts here because I don't want to talk my brother into something.
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RussiaBernd2024-09-26 22:51:49 · 2yNo. 321061reply
nonetheless someone should to take action, to show at least that behavior like this in unacceptable
 
btw its still me dw :D
GermanyBernd2024-09-26 23:30:51 · 2yNo. 321063reply
How's mainland Russia?
Have you been there before?
RussiaBernd2024-09-26 23:33:47 · 2yNo. 321064reply
nah, Krasnodar is the only city of Russia i have ever been
MoscowBernd2024-10-06 05:38:01 · 2yNo. 322110reply
So Bernd I read what you write about a house and a gf and weed
so I do not understand what are you complaining about
I think u & ur brother just had to have an orgy with that chick
also send us her photos

FinlandBernd2024-09-28 16:51:33 · 2yNo. 321269reply
what if getting a gf doesnt actually solve all your problems?
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United KingdomBernd2024-10-01 19:28:43 · 2yNo. 321609reply
Who would marry a guy who can't or won't do basic chores?
HungaryBernd2024-10-01 21:04:40 · 2yNo. 321619reply
You are actually right, you - specifically you - should work, then go home and work more for your wife too who boss you around. Congratulations, wussy.
United KingdomBernd2024-10-02 17:46:15 · 2yNo. 321675reply
Thanks
 
Would you like to boss me around, sweet cheeks?
CanadaBernd2024-10-06 01:13:20 · 2yNo. 322080reply
Me : 36
GF: 23
 
Problems weren't.

FinlandBernd2024-10-02 11:48:47 · 2yNo. 321649reply
day 6 without caffeine and this is horrible, quitting alcohol was way easier
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GermanyBernd2024-10-05 15:16:05 · 2yNo. 321958reply
Just stop. You'll get used to it. Might try to drink/eat something sugary when you need a boost.
GermanyBernd2024-10-05 18:14:43 · 2yNo. 321995reply
drink a glass of water, go for a walk
FinlandBernd2024-10-05 18:27:17 · 2yNo. 321997reply
eating protein increases orexin levels and makes you more alert
FinlandBernd2024-10-05 18:38:03 · 2yNo. 322001reply
plus you will become less sensitive to adenosine if you stop gaffeinus

RussiaBernd2024-09-30 16:49:53 · 2yNo. 321512reply
i like to think kc is anonymous interest club, where we gather together in the circle, sitting on chairs and telling what's on our minds
 
i will start: i hate couples kissing or making out in public, it's gross and no one wants to see this shit
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GermanyBernd2024-10-05 12:09:52 · 2yNo. 321931reply
I've been on KC since winnenden and I've never seen this ball
RussiaBernd2024-10-05 12:49:55 · 2yNo. 321933reply
the more you know
GermanyBernd2024-10-05 13:59:39 · 2yNo. 321947reply
I actually like it.
The more I think about it, the less I like the idea of a Germanyball actually fighting another REAL countryball in our banners.
United StatesBernd2024-10-05 16:02:58 · 2yNo. 321969reply
Of nooo was a artistic choice do not get my work out of banner

unknownBernd2024-10-03 01:30:22 · 2yNo. 321719reply
When that number turns to 100 I will give a kc member a high five
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GermanyBernd2024-10-05 02:31:31 · 2yNo. 321900reply
Are you new or trolling?
United StatesBernd2024-10-05 03:54:04 · 2yNo. 321908reply
Me feeling eepy on KC wanting to see big balloons
HungaryBernd2024-10-05 06:51:34 · 2yNo. 321919reply
I'm not racist. It's part of my culture. You should respect others' culture, Piefke.
United KingdomBernd2024-10-05 08:17:36 · 2yNo. 321921reply
I’m not from the war thread

RussiaBernd2024-10-01 23:18:46 · 2yNo. 321627reply
i dont give a fuck about you all anymore i bought a sewing machine i will sew shirts for myself, FUCK YOU
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RussiaBernd2024-10-03 17:19:55 · 2yNo. 321784reply
I tried to sew a shirt today and failed, glad I used cheapest blank fabric
GermanyBernd2024-10-03 18:18:40 · 2yNo. 321791reply
Like a dress shirt or a t-shirt?
RussiaBernd2024-10-03 20:56:28 · 2yNo. 321796reply
A button up, I tried to replicate an existing garment without taking it apart and failed. Will stick to a bought pattern now...
HungaryBernd2024-10-04 20:03:15 · 2yNo. 321865reply
Reminded me to fix a sewing machine. Actually two.

Russiapublic toilet solutions discussionBernd2024-10-02 20:48:47 · 2yNo. 321702reply
I do this thing even in fancy restaurants and shit, any toilet that isn't home honestly. Et tu?
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United KingdomBernd2024-10-03 22:48:07 · 2yNo. 321798reply
Also, I have IBS so I can’t be picky about public toilets. The only toilets that I won’t shit in are portaloos and those third world squat toilets.
United StatesBernd2024-10-04 04:19:32 · 2yNo. 321814reply
>The only toilets that I won’t shit in are portaloos
same i usually avoid porta potties unless it's an absolute emergency although once i had the pleasure of pooping in a virgin one shortly after it was dropped off
HondurasBernd2024-10-04 05:07:05 · 2yNo. 321815reply
Nice strategy to avoid paying high water bills if you have the balls to do that without caring what normies will think about you
 
I personally hate shiting, i still don't know why science hasnt researched on how to make human poop less disgusting, like the Guinea pigs or Rabbits, i always eat healthy to firm up my poop, it makes it less stinky and your ass gets less dirty, as a result you spend less money on toilet papper since you'll only need 4 squares to clean yourself, i also only eat enough bc I dont want to make a behemoth in the toilet, just two medium size healthy stools that can be used for fertilizing
United StatesBernd2024-10-04 05:18:33 · 2yNo. 321816reply
based latinxo efficiency

GermanyBernd2024-10-01 11:47:52 · 2yNo. 321570reply
Me when you knock my door
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GermanyBernd2024-10-01 15:19:19 · 2yNo. 321585reply
Me on the left when I try to connect to people.
GermanyBernd2024-10-02 00:12:42 · 2yNo. 321630reply
RussiaBernd2024-10-02 05:20:15 · 2yNo. 321641reply
BerndBernd2024-10-03 00:26:44 · 2yNo. 321718reply
Me today forging hate speech comments.

GermanyBernd2024-10-02 18:49:12 · 2yNo. 321685reply
Any German madlads who will work on Friday (Brückentag)?

LebanonBernd2024-09-30 15:56:03 · 2yNo. 321495reply
I am at work for 40 hours a week, actually working only 5. I'm getting paid 2,6k after taxes for this shit.
 
What is Bernd's work like in his cunt?
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HungaryBernd2024-10-01 12:48:20 · 2yNo. 321572reply
So you throw 35 hours of your life out of the window every week.
FinlandBernd2024-10-01 16:22:55 · 2yNo. 321594reply
You should work for 40 hours a week and get paid for 5.
TexasBernd2024-10-01 16:28:48 · 2yNo. 321595reply
Heinrich and Fritz pay me in KC bucks
 
18 per hour
LebanonBernd2024-10-02 12:00:52 · 2yNo. 321651reply
Pretty much. Playing some guitar and stardew valley to kill the time.

RussiaBernd2024-09-26 22:47:38 · 2yNo. 321060reply
test, test!
moved in another city eventually, testing if everything works fine ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠~⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌
 
carrying heavy bags when you're weak and starving is not a good experience lol
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HungaryBernd2024-09-28 16:57:47 · 2yNo. 321272reply
Am gonna try to make couple of screens then.
 
Well, I suggested that he should buy frozen, pre-prepared chicken fillets which he only needs to drop in hot oil, doesnt need to deal with the raw meat. Also that maybe he could switch place with his mom, she would move into this new flat, and he would go home. There wasn't any follow up, so I dunno how is he doing now.
I'm torn too. For one I feel sorry for him, but on the other hand the whole thing is so ridiculous, I suspect he's some elaborate troll, trying to generate some reaction. But I know some people are really impotent and helpless, so I'm back to feeling sorry. I don't feel anger towards him, tho he fits into the general conversation to that particular board don't tell the fellas about this, some might think I have low opinion about them.
HungaryBernd2024-10-01 21:12:33 · 2yNo. 321620reply
Here are some of the screens. Apparently he might be Northern Hungarian, and not Swede at all (the geolocation misplaces him, perhaps due to phoneposting). Tho he said a too large sum when he talked about his neetbux.
These are the latest, gonna search for older ones.
HungaryBernd2024-10-01 21:14:30 · 2yNo. 321621reply
I hope he forgive me reposting these. Although everything on imageboard is public, this still feels off. I made and shared screenshots in the past, but those were different soemhow.
RussiaBernd2024-10-02 05:09:35 · 2yNo. 321639reply
looks like he just found out how it is to live separately, and got bad luck right away

GermanyBernd2024-09-28 14:32:36 · 2yNo. 321250reply
Just had my fourth manual driving lesson (I'm doing B197, basically automatic but with some manual lessons, so I can still drive manual afterwards) and I'm fucking sick of it. Can't wait to drive automatic again. What about you Bernds? Do you prefer to drive stick or automatic?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-30 18:36:41 · 2yNo. 321533reply
How was your training yesterday? Did you learn to bunny hop?
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 17:51:27 · 2yNo. 321599reply
no i failed miserably, i am pathetic
however i only practiced for one hour and i was already tired from going uphill before, i get the pump and i can lift the front wheel but i'm not really hopping, i think i'm still too autistic to move my hips and get the timing down smoothly, also it's very exhausting so i'm obviously doing something wrong, like using my arms and upper body too much and trying to force it
i will try again, any advice until then?
RussiaBernd2024-10-01 20:02:08 · 2yNo. 321614reply
practice makes perfect, even if it means falling and suffering. failure doesn't make you pathetic for sure, im proud of you, bernd
GermanyBernd2024-10-01 20:15:34 · 2yNo. 321616reply
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