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Bernd 2022-10-03 17:19:17 ⋅ 14h No. 229207

Deep love  salomo vandy leik when did you realize  he is  what you are   along with  that guy  di caprio!t

Bernd 2022-10-03 19:51:23 ⋅ 11h No. 229264

welche sprache ist das?

Bernd 2022-09-02 22:07:55 ⋅ 1mn No. 222338

>be me
>24 y/o femanon, been fucking the same guy for 6 years
>never had much sexual experience outside my bf
>bf decides to join the military
>i can finally unleash my inner slut
>fast forward to now
>bf has been deployed for six months, told him when he gets back i will marry him
>i have already fucked at least 15 guys while he was gone
>while hes out there in the field suffering, probably gonna die, i’ve been out here living the dream
>life is good

He has no idea ive been cheating on him lmao

Bernd 2022-09-28 02:57:00 ⋅ 6d No. 227880

>>222338
Bump

Bernd 2022-09-28 03:32:09 ⋅ 6d No. 227887

Nice fanfic, incelnaziswiss.

Bernd 2022-09-28 17:11:53 ⋅ 5d No. 227958

>>227887
>fic

Bernd 2022-10-03 03:33:48 ⋅ 1d No. 229019

>>227887

Bernd 2022-09-30 08:45:26 ⋅ 3d No. 228358

What is happening in the world now is directed in many ways not so much against Russia as against Europe. The main goal is to cut off Europe from the supply of resources from Russia and bring down the European economy. The US is simply eliminating its competitors. They also destroyed the Nord Stream. Countries such as Ukraine, Poland, and the Baltic states are puppets of the United States, a wedge between Russia and Germany and Europe as a whole. If Russia and Europe united, such an alliance would surpass the United States in economic and military strength. And the US is preventing this.
 
They had been pitting Germany against Russia before. And they want to do something similar once again. So that Europe and Russia lie in ruins, and they would also make money on it. And in Europe, many, fooled by propaganda, do not understand this.
 
Russia has always been part of Europe, albeit a bit isolated, like the North in Game of Thrones. The main enemy of Europe is not Russia, but the United States. Russia and Europe actually have common interests.

Bernd 2022-09-05 16:45:21 ⋅ 4w No. 223064

Fox with breasts! OwO

Bernd 2022-09-16 17:00:09 ⋅ 2w No. 225782

>>225779
So the artist decided to keep both human knees (forward) and doggy ankles (backward). How is it supposed to walk operating both joints at the same time?..

Bernd 2022-09-16 17:10:53 ⋅ 2w No. 225784

>>225782
Pretty simple. Usially their fur on the waist is much longer, creating type of skirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKRGcf-Hno

Bernd 2022-09-16 17:18:22 ⋅ 2w No. 225786

>>225784
Just imagine being bipedal with these kind of joints, it would be very easy to go off balance. Jumping and running is totally impossible. Also it's some terrible stress for the lower joins (sepcially with these thicc thighs) and they would become worse than 90+ yo knees in quite young age.

Bernd 2022-09-29 20:40:21 ⋅ 4d No. 228245

Bernd 2022-09-28 21:01:39 ⋅ 5d No. 228038

Which topics would you like to discuss on this imageboard?

Bernd 2022-09-28 22:44:39 ⋅ 5d No. 228068

>>228038
Brett hier ist dod, warte ab bis kc wieder läuft.

Bernd 2022-09-28 22:47:00 ⋅ 5d No. 228069

industrial output of the ottoman empire in early 20th century

Bernd 2022-09-29 06:54:04 ⋅ 5d No. 228135

Fun stuff!

Bernd 2022-09-27 21:50:28 ⋅ 6d No. 227826

Thai neutrality in colonial battle

Bernd 2022-09-28 17:13:49 ⋅ 5d No. 227959

>>227826
Plus they legalized weed, when does the revolution in SA start like Iran? Trannies, Weed, Porn, Beer, Kokain and the already available Amphetamins all that needs to be sold in SA real fast.

Bernd 2022-09-23 19:34:10 ⋅ 1w No. 227082

I miss the Brazilian guy that used to be very into shota femboys, I think he was nice

Bernd 2022-09-25 01:47:17 ⋅ 1w No. 227286

>>227082
That's kinda gay.

Bernd 2022-09-23 16:41:27 ⋅ 1w No. 227070

Please read the following story that happened to me:

I was watching Dragon Ball Z on a yaoi porn page (which I will mention for your delight later) called dragonballS.com.mx.ar.zzzz. It was the 122th time I masturbated when in the episode they stopped having sex. I already did shat myself because it was a site with excellent gay content, but I inserted my finger in my anus to satisfy myself because the video no longer worked. What happened in the chapter was fappable; Not only did it have nothing to do with the previous chapter "THE ASSHOLE RAPIST OF GOKU" but it was incredibly homosexual and hot in content: Goku was having sex with Vegeta but in a more violent, bloody way and not the goku's way. Goku did not stop raping him for a single moment and semen could be seen flying through the air. Then Goku sent him to rape him with a tube, Vegeta had a scared look as if he was saying "please stop raping me for whatever you want the most", but Goku looked angry (in a diabolical way), he went to rape him and Vegeta did not avoid it , he was giving him a terrible fucking. Goku backs off and takes Vegeta by the ass (which was a bit common to throw them through the air) but what happened next was shocking: Goku manages to rip his cock out of him in a way too realistic for what was the usual series. Vegeta is bleeding on the floor of the planet Bikini Bottom (where he fought with squidward) and a terrified Vegeta pleads Goku to stop raping him, but it was useless; Goku seemed brainwashed by the shitty dubstep he listens to and then he throws the cock on the ground along with Vegeta, and starts screaming like a pig.

His hair turns a semen white color just like his eyes. He screamed louder and louder, so much that I shitted my pants. Vegeta was surprised and horny, and I thought he was like that because Goku used to behave that way. Indeed, Goku begins to shit himself but not on Super Fag, but on something more terrifying: Koku begins to rip his own cock off. He finished poking and scratching his eggs and then he slipped on a banana peel there and plummeted towards Vergeta, who tries to escape but fails and Koku breaks his penis. His testicles come out of his body and then Koku takes him by the neck and pulls out a piece of crap, then lifts it up; a light from the sea opens and Shrek himself comes out. Koku takes it and the episode ends. After that, the credits began, but they were not the usual credits, it was only Vergeta's face full of cum, wounds in the ass and with images of poops that seemed to be the same credits with a porn music from the 80s, but … Akira Toriyama appeared in all the credits, indeed, apparently, he had done that chapter.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?