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UkraineBernd2024-09-17 17:41:46 · 2yNo. 320107reply
i did a sin. i made my coffee in the microwave
 
the problem is my gas stove ran out of gas, mom is in another city and she usually manages all the shit about rent and payment for repair, i have enough money left to pay for the gas stove repair, but i will be left without the money for food, the question is: should i continue to sin, boil the water in microwave and save the money for food, or should i pay for gas stove repair and run out of money for food?
 
i screwed up from the job again, since im working with mom at the same workplace and she decided to go away and take me with her, so im unemployed again =/
 
in theory i can take commissions, but who will buy lol
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GermanyBernd2024-09-17 20:57:47 · 2yNo. 320133reply
I'm too much of an electricity noob to dare.
GermanyBernd2024-09-17 21:03:37 · 2yNo. 320134reply
The water acts like an electrical resistance between the razor blades. This closes the circuit and the water heats up.
If you put the blades closer together or if the water is salty the resistance is lower which means the the current increases. So it might be safer to start your experiments with the razor blades farther apart.
If you put the water in a glass or a ceramic cup and don't touch the water or the razor blades or the non insulated parts of the wire while it is connected you should be fairly safe. The worst that could happen is that your fuse blows and you have to turn it on against.
ChinaBernd2024-09-22 13:12:56 · 2yNo. 320597reply
wont water electrolyze and turn into hydrogen & oxygen(both active and therefore dangerous)
before it could heat itself obviously?
and how do u ensure its efficiency and make it heat faster than it cools down?
for the safety part how do u put the whole thing together if ur an electricity noob? the voltage provided by the socket shall definitely kill u.
 
just a few wonders, don’t take em seriously :D
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 15:04:46 · 2yNo. 320600reply
Electrolysis is done with DC and not with AC. It requires Ions to move from one side to the other. I doubt that this works very well when the polarity changes 60 times per second.
 
>and how do u ensure its efficiency and make it heat faster than it cools down?
Power = U*I
Ohm's law U = I*R
Power = U^2/R
U is fixed. The power that goes into the water goes inverse to the resistance. You can control the resistance by the distance between both razor blades. The closer they are together the faster the water heats up until eventually the current will go so high that your breaker pops.
 
It was possible to buy these kinds of heaters very cheap. I quickly searched here on ebay and aliexpress but can't find them anymore.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

BrazilBernd2024-09-22 04:53:08 · 2yNo. 320573reply
Do you remember coronavirus?
RussiaBernd2024-09-22 06:31:19 · 2yNo. 320579reply
Good time for sonbaskets tbh
CaliforniaBernd2024-09-22 10:01:17 · 2yNo. 320587reply
Hahaha nope
GermanyBernd2024-09-22 10:31:10 · 2yNo. 320588reply

GermanyBernd2024-09-17 22:41:11 · 2yNo. 320138reply
I ate too many Bird Milk, my belly hurts.
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UkraineBernd2024-09-20 16:57:30 · 2yNo. 320411reply
fuck now i want one but broke for little treats like bird milk uoohhh....
HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:53:14 · 2yNo. 320547reply
Here we make creamy sauce from the yolk, and whipping from the white.
UkraineBernd2024-09-21 21:33:23 · 2yNo. 320557reply
oh, so it does change from place to place, interesting how many variations of bird milk exist actually
HungaryBernd2024-09-22 06:56:58 · 2yNo. 320584reply
I assume so. Our birdmilk contains only 4 ingredients: eggs, milk, sugar, vanilla.

United StatesBernd2024-09-20 18:58:02 · 2yNo. 320424reply
My mouth enjoys spicy food but my angus does not
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HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:37:44 · 2yNo. 320541reply
Mongolfist, brother!
HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:39:08 · 2yNo. 320542reply
HungaryBernd2024-09-21 18:40:04 · 2yNo. 320543reply
Dang I should have just written a tower reply.
 
Rub benis with hot paprika.
United StatesBernd2024-09-22 00:40:32 · 2yNo. 320567reply
I've done that accidentally a few times. not directly rubbing it on my benis but touching it with some pepper/hot sauce residue on my hands

RussiaBernd2024-09-20 08:25:14 · 2yNo. 320374reply
I woke up hoping to get rid of half of the clothes I don't wear anymore, wanted to donate it to a homeless shelter or something. Then I looked through my stuff and realized that I like all of it and don't want to throw anything out.
 
How do I put my hoarding to an ends...
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UkraineBernd2024-09-21 08:02:20 · 2yNo. 320476reply
mom decided to move back in big city that's why
 
>Need a flat with a working stove?
lol yeah the stove is about to be repaired only in three days, at least mom allowed me to spend money on food (she will deal with payment for the repair) so i have microwaveable food in the fridge
RussiaBernd2024-09-21 08:17:52 · 2yNo. 320479reply
just use old clothes in garden/garage
GermanyBernd2024-09-21 10:13:28 · 2yNo. 320487reply
RussiaBernd2024-09-21 16:32:17 · 2yNo. 320500reply
you are not american

GermanyBernd2024-09-09 18:49:07 · 2yNo. 319028reply
Bernds we have lost:
- Swiss med student
- Slovborg
- Polish Bernadette
- Swiss bimbo
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GermanyBernd2024-09-20 09:22:24 · 2yNo. 320377reply
Is this offer still valid?
I tried to add you but the username does not exist.
UkraineBernd2024-09-20 09:41:55 · 2yNo. 320380reply
yeah of course! idk maybe i can try to add you instead? here's just how my discord name looks like, it's the same as mentioned in
United StatesBernd2024-09-21 03:49:48 · 2yNo. 320463reply
he was pretty good at it though, and it had a funny effect on attention whores. i guess you had to be there to fully appreciate his work
UkraineBernd2024-09-21 08:07:53 · 2yNo. 320477reply
i'd draw eroguro with him in response, and bother him with each new gruesome drawing, but it's not allowed lol
 
>i guess you had to be there to fully appreciate his work
i don't kinda get whether you suggest to look at how AW being trolled by him, or be the one who can feel what bbc is capable of

UkraineBernd2024-09-18 18:19:00 · 2yNo. 320205reply
what to draw bernds? requests are open, i want to practice in drawing more today
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HungaryBernd2024-09-20 06:11:09 · 2yNo. 320368reply
Awesome! Thank you!
Reposting it here:
https://endchan.org/turul/res/3162.html
LebanonBernd2024-09-20 06:33:13 · 2yNo. 320370reply
Animu style pepe
UkraineBernd2024-09-20 09:36:38 · 2yNo. 320378reply
UkraineBernd2024-09-20 09:37:15 · 2yNo. 320379reply
omaigah thank you! (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠;

RussiaBernd2024-09-19 18:28:40 · 2yNo. 320309reply
on a scale from 0 to 10 how dumb is it to buy 75 inches tv for a 30 sq m flat?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-19 20:20:00 · 2yNo. 320332reply
RussiaBernd2024-09-19 20:22:46 · 2yNo. 320334reply
i had 50 inches tv and couldnt see subs there
BerndBernd2024-09-20 02:06:44 · 2yNo. 320357reply
Oh are you a fellow blind person?
Just learn the languages lmao.
LebanonBernd2024-09-20 05:51:03 · 2yNo. 320364reply
Tbqh it all depends on how far away you plan to be sitting from the TV. 75 inches ain't even that big if you're sitting 4 meters away from it.

LebanonBernd2024-09-19 02:54:10 · 2yNo. 320258reply
I have been unable to get decent sleep for months. I always wake up at ~3:00 and can't sleep for at least two hours. Soon I'll have to wake up fo?r work all fucked up.
 
Do you have this problem in your cunt?
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RussiaBernd2024-09-19 18:33:45 · 2yNo. 320311reply
no, i sleep all the time and cant get enough
FinlandBernd2024-09-19 18:43:42 · 2yNo. 320314reply
do u wear socks?
RussiaBernd2024-09-19 18:45:19 · 2yNo. 320315reply
no
but now yes
TurkeyBernd2024-09-19 18:48:10 · 2yNo. 320316reply
> I do a few lines of amph
dats your problem even one line fucks up your dopamine and shit for months.
 
good advice

BerndBernd2024-09-15 23:56:50 · 2yNo. 319924reply
It's my birthday today
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United StatesBernd2024-09-18 03:05:50 · 2yNo. 320151reply
A happy late birthday
BerndBernd2024-09-18 03:30:19 · 2yNo. 320154reply
Thank you :3
 
Mid twenties yes. I grew up with gen 3.
 
BUTTERBROT
UkraineBernd2024-09-18 06:39:51 · 2yNo. 320159reply
i love butterbrot, though from the word there's only brot lol
 
STANGENZIRKEL(Bremssättel)
GermanyBernd2024-09-19 01:54:11 · 2yNo. 320254reply
I already failed.
 
 
**retrying...*

CanadaBernd2024-09-18 00:54:09 · 2yNo. 320142reply
My kc and kohl SDD is died, and with it my past as a bernd. Is this where most ended up after kohl went to died camp?
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TurkeyBernd2024-09-18 15:18:40 · 2yNo. 320180reply
thats assburger.
FinlandBernd2024-09-18 15:31:12 · 2yNo. 320186reply
when will you make it possible to hide /hs/
GermanyBernd2024-09-18 15:33:47 · 2yNo. 320187reply
It should be hidden by default
GermanyBernd2024-09-18 19:32:48 · 2yNo. 320235reply
the only reason ossis are voting for them is muh arabs and negers and afd politicians not shying away from reusing old nazi terminology and slogans

UkraineBernd2024-09-16 14:07:27 · 2yNo. 319966reply
it's for demographic purposes, right? how do you feel about it?
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GermanyBernd2024-09-16 23:11:45 · 2yNo. 320019reply
Obviously a ragebait, yes
UkraineBernd2024-09-17 01:11:05 · 2yNo. 320038reply
alright, we detected it's a ragebait together, so does it worth to rage anymore?
 
i got in this trap myself, as you can see, so there's a little chance to troll someone when you get yourself trolled first
HungaryBernd2024-09-17 07:59:49 · 2yNo. 320088reply
All right. Thank you.
>far right forum:
I don't mind that. Posters can state factual things there too. And what you quoted that sounds like a realistic scenario.
 
And her mom.
 
All right I did a bit of search. Basically duckduckwent:
>Gymnasium Wildeshausen Sudanesen
Article by Nordwest Zeitung popped up:
https://www.nwzonline.de/bildung-beruf/wo-schueler-zu-deutschlehrern-werden_a_30,0,169117607.html
tl;dr: in that high school the students teach German language to Sudenese immigrants.
So, from the two sources, I can put together, that yes they
>get to know each other
But not how the image in OP tries to imply and doesn't seem like an institutionalized occurrence, but a local civil initiative.
How I feel about it? Indifferent. What I think is that this happening implies the German govt. has no perspective what to do about the immigrants, what to do with them, or how to get to integration - if they decide that they stay. Which is kinda sad.
 
>but i genuinely get curious and emotional on various things,
And because of this now we know more.
 
>ukrainian gypsy jew
That sounds rude.
UkraineBernd2024-09-17 09:56:02 · 2yNo. 320090reply
>sounds rude
not really, since i've been mentioning the ethnicity multiple times by myself, so it's fine
 
>And because of this now we know more.
im afraid of what does it supposed to mean

GermanyBernd2024-09-16 18:41:04 · 2yNo. 319997reply
Inceldom and its consequences have been a disaster for image boards.
UkraineBernd2024-09-16 19:27:02 · 2yNo. 320004reply
i thought they were there from the beginning, honestly, incels are associated with ibs nowadays
United StatesBernd2024-09-17 03:15:16 · 2yNo. 320056reply
define incel
FinlandBernd2024-09-17 03:41:38 · 2yNo. 320057reply
incel is incel and Chi-Chi is Chi-Chi

RussiaBernd2024-09-13 16:11:19 · 2yNo. 319584reply
Do you know the deal with this photograph?
As it is, it is just an adorable little old photo. But with context, it turns into an artpiece. Without it, it's nothing special, just a picture from the early 20th century. But there's much more to it.
It's made by its context.
 
I appreciate it, as a context pro.
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RussiaBernd2024-09-16 17:26:59 · 2yNo. 319992reply
You obviously never kissed one
RussiaBernd2024-09-16 17:32:29 · 2yNo. 319994reply
Meanwhile on the Russia for similar occasion
GermanyBernd2024-09-16 18:01:59 · 2yNo. 319996reply
Because a kiss doesn’t influence one’s hotness
GermanyBernd2024-09-16 23:32:01 · 2yNo. 320023reply
Well, it tastes and smells bad.
Obviously you never kissed one ._.
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