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Peru Bernd 2024-06-22 16:14:38 ⋅ 3w
No. 313199
Going out with a rental girlfriend within two hours, need fast suggestions
Finland Bernd 2024-06-22 16:58:18 ⋅ 3w No. 313202
how mnay times are you going to make this thread


Peru Bernd 2024-05-27 23:16:09 ⋅ 1mn
No. 311377
>Hi! I am available as a rent-girlfriend for dates in public places such as malls. I consider myself a girl who likes to cosplay and we will have a good time together 👫 . We can enjoy two hours together for PEN67, with the possibility of extending the time with a discount. I think it's pretty economic for such a cute girl, now i can relief after working in the limezambian sheithole

Poland Bernd 2024-05-08 15:04:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 309703
Lucy from Estonia that likes snow leopards if you see this then reply. I've talked with you on duolicious for a few days idk if you disabled your account or what but I was looking forward to developing a friendship mayhaps and now im kinda sad cause I don't know what happened


Netherlands Bernd 2024-05-11 19:37:32 ⋅ 2mn
No. 309948
Buenos Aires Bernd 2024-05-22 14:08:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 310908
Hope you find her Man, ill send you a hug
Turkey Bernd 2024-05-22 14:10:41 ⋅ 1mn No. 310909
why are you looking for her here lol?
Estonia Bernd 2024-05-25 12:02:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 311211
>>309703 thats my foid man

Peru Bernd 2024-02-15 03:09:33 ⋅ 5mn No. 300976
How is your Valentine's going, bernd?
Germany Bernd 2024-02-15 03:14:02 ⋅ 5mn No. 300977
Candellight coding, sharpening my webdev tools. Earlier I cooked 1kg of bolognese and soon it is 4:20, then I will take a break and vape some good old ganja. What about you?
Finland Bernd 2024-02-15 04:58:45 ⋅ 5mn No. 300980
>>300977 it may be aesthetic but it will make you myopic in time
Germany Bernd 2024-02-15 05:00:35 ⋅ 5mn No. 300982
>>300980 hard to become more nearsighted than i already am
Guatemala Bernd 2024-02-15 05:24:21 ⋅ 5mn No. 300985
Making a summary of analytical chemistry for tomorrow, although I had an entire week to do it (I must stop being lazy and start having a german work mentality). Also, as I love researching for several topics, I am looking at prices of new houses and used houses in the National House Market, in the hopes I get a good house in the future.

Peru Bernd 2024-02-02 01:38:58 ⋅ 5mn No. 299820
I just went to the mall and saw a really cute girl, i can't tell if she is a nikkei or a local, she was buying some personal hygiene products with her mom and her little sister, i was returning home while imagining me and her in a relationship, i got so distracted about it a car almost runs over me when crossing the road, foids always find a way to harm you even if you only look at them
Mongolia Bernd 2024-02-02 02:23:37 ⋅ 5mn No. 299823
>>299820 Are you seriously blaming your own distraction on an innocent girl?

Peru Bernd 2024-01-05 09:25:28 ⋅ 6mn No. 297932
>go to a stripclub >full of fucking beckys >go to the street whores >full of fucking beckys Is this as far as i can go with money? I guess no cute otaku-tier girl does this kind of things
Turkey Bernd 2024-01-05 11:53:04 ⋅ 6mn No. 297940
>>297936 I didnt helped
Finland Bernd 2024-01-05 13:14:51 ⋅ 6mn No. 297941
>>297940 stacey is the female equivalent of chad in r9k lingo
United States Bernd 2024-01-05 16:21:25 ⋅ 6mn No. 297946
Peru Bernd 2024-01-05 19:56:29 ⋅ 6mn No. 297957
>>297936 fuck i just figured out i wrote becky instead of stacy, anyways >full of stacys

Germany Bernd 2023-07-09 18:50:34 ⋅ 1y No. 278076
>dating app date >goes well >ask for second date >no answer for three days >"hey, I don't have time for dating atm" yeah right
Peru Bernd 2023-12-16 19:49:16 ⋅ 7mn No. 296430
I put my dating apps on sleep because money and time were not enough for that many grills
Peru Bernd 2024-01-05 08:58:31 ⋅ 6mn No. 297931
>>296430 >limezambian deliriums
Peru Bernd 2024-01-05 11:42:27 ⋅ 6mn No. 297939
>>297931 You wouldn’t understand, you are ugly, poor, brown and provincial
Germany Bernd 2024-01-05 14:39:29 ⋅ 6mn No. 297945
that's why you should fuck on the first date

United Kingdom Bernd 2022-07-25 19:42:45 ⋅ 1y No. 202449
I had a one night stand at the weekend. I didn't like her, and had decided that pretty much right away but near the end of the night I thought I'd kiss her because why not, then she got hot and horny so we went back to her place and I ate her out because I didn't have a condom. She seemed ashamed afterwards so I promised I'd be a gentleman. "I'll just have to let her down nicely" I thought to myself as we talked about follow-up dates. I didn't get her number but she had mine, so I waited over the weekend feeling guilty but also glad I maybe wasn't getting into another relationship with a woman I don't like. Then I decided to message her on the app assuming she was just too shy. She replied a few moments ago to dump me instead. I'm glad but part of me is also hurt.
Israel Bernd 2022-07-26 08:48:03 ⋅ 1y No. 203155
this describes 80% of tinder dates you should learn to filter those out sooner
Israel Bernd 2022-07-26 08:49:03 ⋅ 1y No. 203156
rule of thumb for social networks and online dating: whomever you are paying attention to is more popular than you are so no need to feel guilt over not dating her again lol she has other options.
Finland Bernd 2022-07-26 12:24:01 ⋅ 1y No. 203168
>>202449 Why did you not have a condom if you were planning a hookup?
United Kingdom Bernd 2022-08-20 14:27:59 ⋅ 1y No. 219146
>>203168 I wasn't. It's unrelated but I also dislike wearing them, the last time I had to use one I couldn't feel anything and ended up hurting the girl. I looked into this and it might be because I was using a regular that could be too small or maybe it was the brand. Either way more inquiry is needed into condoms that actually feel good as I don't understand how people who have regular casual sex can possible enjoy the sensation compared to bareback. Plus I dated a doctor once who said that carrying a condom around in your wallet is stupid because it's not designed for the heat and general wear and tear. She had a creampie fetish though and took me without so maybe she just wanted me to spaff in her which I duly obliged.

Germany Bernd 2022-04-25 14:07:01 ⋅ 2y No. 147071
Should i try my luck and get some ukrainian refugee girls? So far i haven't talk to any of them Are they easy? What are they like?
Peru Bernd 2023-07-22 00:49:05 ⋅ 12mn No. 279937
>>279934 >implying a dumb smelly ugly dwarf brown serrano provinciano incel knows anything about women KEK
Germany Bernd 2023-07-22 01:44:45 ⋅ 12mn No. 279939
>>279912 if you had any class (of course you don't you are on the Ukraine) you'd answer: man kann nich halb so viel essen, wie man kotzen möchte
Ukraine Bernd 2023-07-25 03:42:00 ⋅ 12mn No. 280288
>>279939 If you had any class (of course you do, you're in Germany, but your brain is too small to attend) you’d shut your mouth
Germany Bernd 2023-07-25 09:51:51 ⋅ 12mn No. 280327

Denmark Bernd 2023-02-18 23:16:52 ⋅ 1y No. 255960
I'm starting to reach a point where I'm becoming overly attached to my gf. Every time she doesn't call me I feel bad and as if I have done something wrong, even though she regularly calls almost every day and we even celebrated valentine's together. I've started to getting used to her being around, and I am not sure that this is a very good thing for me. When she's with me I couldn't care less about anything other than that, I feel like I could spend my entire life with her, and when she's not with me I keep getting stupid thoughts in my head, like maybe she has realized that I'm not worth her time anymore because I am on my ass and I have nothing to contribute to in a relationship. It's a bittersweet feeling when she doesn't call, because I get really anxious about phone calls from anyone so my first instinct is getting anxious about it, even though I like talking to her and stuff, I still get anxious, so as emotionally cold as it may sound, I can't get used to actually doing it. Then she doesn't call, and that's fine, but my mind wanders about many different things like how much I love her and how I feel like she's been the best thing that happened to me, I guess you could say that you start to realize just how much you like a person when she isn't there. I just want to give her my all, I want to impress her in every way imaginable, I want her to remember me and feel the way I feel about her as she would feel with me. I just want things between us to work out, I keep imagining scenarios in my head where it could go wrong all of the time and these scenarios come from the fact that I feel as if, when things go too well, if I am too happy, if things are much better than they were in the past, that there's bound to be something bad happening eventually. I'm fucked, I have trust issues and it ruins me. I'm some sort of damaged human being that can only focus on bad things in my life, because it sucked in the past for me for so long, now I don't expect anything other than bad things. I just hope that this works out for me, it has to work out because if it doesn't then I don't think I'll be getting another gf ever again. She makes me feel like a million dollars even as a Bernd, she always finds ways to make me happy, she legitimately cares about me and who I am, and this is a feeling that means so much to me that I can't even begin to describe it. All of those positive things she says about me, they're so nice to the point of me not being able to believe some of it. She's all I've ever needed in my life, but I can't be the person she needs because of the state of my life. I really don't get why she would want to choose someone like me, I'm stupid, I'm bad at social events, I'm not that good looking, I'm average in height, it's just like, the things she sees in me are things she has fabricated in her mind based on how I look. The truth of the matter is that I am a completely shit person at my very core, if people's personalities had anything to do with how they looked, then I would be extremely ugly, and she wouldn't want to be with me. But because I am somewhat not ugly, she forms some fictional idea of the person that I could be, instead of who I actually am. This is the only rational way for someone to really, actually, choose someone like me. Things at first went very fast, she was very physical with me, she had no clue what type of person I was at that time and still am to this day, a rotten person. She's giving attention and love, effort, into a lost cause. I sometimes feel like she felt bad about me and this is why she keeps me around, but then, if it had been that, then she wouldn't have been as physical during the initial point towards me. It's so complicated, I don't know if I am in love or not, but I definitely feel like I need her in my life to make me into something better because she has that ability, she influences me a lot, I think she influences me more than I influence her with my kc tier subjects. She's definitely much smarter than me, too, so there's also that. I'm starting to feel a longing for her, I've never felt exactly this before in my life, to want someone else to be near you, caring about someone deeply, it's all new to me and I'm trying hard to cope but it's difficult. If I'm not in love, then I am definitely experiencing love in some way, if that can be said.
Denmark Bernd 2023-02-19 17:05:14 ⋅ 1y No. 256099
>>255977 I've asked her why she likes me and she says it is because I look the way that I do, but it makes me think about it because I can't possibly look good enough to compensate for the fact that I am otherwise just someone who has nothing of value to contribute towards a relationship. It's hard for me to just accept that she likes me because it feels like at one point in time I was much better than I am today and she still likes me despite that, and it feels wrong, like she's been cheated of a person who might have been better than what she is getting now. I'm trying to be different and all, but it still feels like to me like she didn't take the right choice by wanting to spend time with me, and I sometimes feel like she might be someone who doesn't take the right choices, and I start to feel bad for her because of this. Like she's either a very stupid person or just someone who does not know what she is doing, it makes me feel bad.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-19 17:11:41 ⋅ 1y No. 256101
>>256099 >she says it is because I look the way that I do what the fug
Denmark Bernd 2023-06-04 22:08:14 ⋅ 1y No. 273529
I'm so happy bros I never thought this would happen to me it sometimes feels like I shouldn't be allowed to be this happy and that it's wrong but it seems like everyone says that everyone deserves something similar to this, I don't know if I'm too emotional or what it is but these things that everyone has and take for granted every day feels like something I never will take for granted because I never thought I'd make it to this point. I don't know if I'm being pathetic but all of these years alone made me think about relationships in a way most people don't understand.
Peru Bernd 2023-06-04 22:18:59 ⋅ 1y No. 273531
>>273529 Don’t over think things, enjoy the moment