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How to find a german girlfriend?

Germany Bernd 2021-08-02 15:56:12 ⋅ 12h
No. 118697
I am programmer who immigrated from Russia. ( i am in my late twenties) I am not rich, but have a good work and education. I am not ugly (maybe just a little bit) and I have a good level of English. @ German women don't talk to me at all! When I try to talk to them, they are pissed of or frightened.(usually both) Warum?.. Where and how to approach them? Maybe a good German language is a necessary prerequisite?
Slovenia Bernd 2021-08-02 20:54:22 ⋅ 7h No. 118719
G*rman gfs are probably at the base bottom on the tier list for me. I have no idea why anyone would desire to torture themselves like this.
Germany Bernd 2021-08-02 21:51:24 ⋅ 6h No. 118723
>>118719 As if you would know anything about having gfs.
Russia Bernd 2021-08-02 21:54:42 ⋅ 6h No. 118724
>>118719 What on the top of your list? Japanese GFs I presume?
United States Bernd 2021-08-02 22:47:44 ⋅ 5h No. 118733
Accept your true nature as a liberator Fuck the communist manifesto into those nazi bitches #gangincel

United States Bernd 2021-07-26 01:40:50 ⋅ 1w No. 118173
Loneliness is the cloak you wear A deep shade of blue is always there
United States Bernd 2021-07-26 01:49:17 ⋅ 1w No. 118175
>>118174 Don’t be a cunt mate
Germany Bernd 2021-07-26 10:28:51 ⋅ 1w No. 118193
>>118174 iOS is unironically based. My next phone will likely be an iPhone, it really depends whether Apple decides to give it USB-C or not.
Germany Bernd 2021-07-26 10:49:47 ⋅ 1w No. 118194
So you matched with a girl on tinder and texted her stuff that makes you seem like a total ass and insane. Then you complain about being lonely. You brought this onto yourself. Are you the same guy who posted his face all the time a while back? If so, I recommend a ban. This is just self-destructive attentionwhoring and shitting up the board with bullshit nobody cares about.
United States Bernd 2021-07-26 19:37:19 ⋅ 1w No. 118197
>>118194 I should be banned from every imageboard I’m mentally ill and I love to ruin communities and make people hate me

United States Bernd 2021-07-24 20:54:53 ⋅ 1w No. 118012
I relate so much to this Ukrainian poster it’s uncanny
New Zealand Bernd 2021-07-24 22:05:46 ⋅ 1w No. 118027
Kill yourself asap.
United States Bernd 2021-07-25 00:11:35 ⋅ 1w No. 118039
>>118027 Umm excuse me, like why are you being so rude and sägeing my threads?!

old school meeting gorls

Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-29 17:32:46 ⋅ 1mn
No. 116804
Does hitting the bars and meeting gorls there count as "related"? Might make threda if so pic unrelated
Slovenia Bernd 2021-07-01 17:38:40 ⋅ 1mn No. 116869
Today I am going out's into the cities centre's. It is first day of July and it means open air concert on Congress Plaza. I will not buy tickets as I am too stingy for that, I will just be sitten arround somewhere nearby's havign drinkenings. I wonder if I can meet any gorls...
Slovenia Bernd 2021-07-01 18:56:34 ⋅ 1mn No. 116870
>>116869 Here're are only old fops and snobs and some rapefugees. Poor outlook. Bumped into old fren tho but he gotta go sleep, is busy early tomorrow.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-07-01 19:29:07 ⋅ 1mn No. 116871
>>116870 Plebs have gathered in an unfenced corner opposite the stage… there be qts here. One thicc tomboy seems familiar… maybe I should talk to her after
Slovenia Bernd 2021-07-01 21:08:52 ⋅ 1mn No. 116872
blackpilled against

Installed lovoo

Germany Bernd 2021-05-18 18:27:19 ⋅ 2mn
No. 114712
Almost every girl there was pierced, fat and/or looking stupid. From ~200 trials I swiped <5 times right. Pics related is the absolute worst I encountered, basically a combination of all the other females there. Is this a Germany only phenomena?
Germany Bernd 2021-05-19 13:39:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 114739
>>114738 >picture of myself as a baby Why do people do these? I find it extremely weird to include childhood pictures on a dating profile.
Germany Bernd 2021-05-19 13:44:30 ⋅ 2mn No. 114741
>>114739 In my case there was no real reason for that, I just scrolled through my few thousands of pics on my phone and looked for some of me and I took the ones on which I looked good. However in general I think it is nice to see how someone looked as a kid, it's kinda cute isn't it.
Germany Bernd 2021-05-19 13:46:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 114742
>>114741 I have encountered some girls that had pictures of themselves as children or even babies on their profiles and I found it extremely irritating. I'm on a dating app, looking at women I'm potentially romantically interested in, many make flirty faces and then suddenly BOOM – a child. I'm not a pedo and don't want to be made to feel like one.
Germany Bernd 2021-05-19 13:50:06 ⋅ 2mn No. 114743
>>114742 Well, in my case it was me smiling and next to me there was a picture of me as a 3 year old hanging on the wall. I understand what you mean and I feel sames - I wouldn't have posted that pic if my smile wasn't so good there. Bernd doesn't really take a lot of selfies, and few come out good, you know? :")

Netherlands Bernd 2021-03-15 04:14:15 ⋅ 4mn No. 112108
I suddenly have an intense craving for Jewish fuckmeat hnnnnnnnnggggg where do I find Jew women?
Germany Bernd 2021-03-15 08:05:38 ⋅ 4mn No. 112118
>he thinks a jewish kween will let him smash
Germany Bernd 2021-03-15 16:14:26 ⋅ 4mn No. 112126
Why are you obsessed with race and Jews? Are you a nazi?
Netherlands Bernd 2021-03-15 18:28:21 ⋅ 4mn No. 112129
>>112118 Jewish women and Gentile men is a tale as old as time. >>112126 I am a Nazi if instead of killing it was hardcore fucking, yeah.
Germany Bernd 2021-03-15 18:58:45 ⋅ 4mn No. 112130
If I convert to judaism and get circumcised, will the mohel suck my dick?

Germany Bernd 2021-03-05 10:43:36 ⋅ 5mn No. 111387
Is there a way of getting a gf less triggered all the time? It is exhausting, I say one wrong word and she is mad. I could just apologise 20 times and everything will be okay but I did that often enough so fuck this, I just ignore her and work on my plenty projects whenever she decides to be triggered. But I'm also tired of just ignoring her whenever this happens. I mean, I do enjoy my time alone but then when she decides to stop being mad the next moment she will cry that I don't need her. This is so retarded, what to do with this?
Germany Bernd 2021-03-07 04:56:49 ⋅ 4mn No. 111568
Today she watched BDSM toys in some online store and got super horny, texted me about it to masturbate together. These days I am unironically camping in my parents basement far away from home because I've got home office and the food here is free. The problem is that my parents were talking loudly next door and could enter my room any second (they like doing that) and I also don't have a key, so I really couldn't get in mood to fap. When I said that I can't right now she started to cry because I "rejected" her. It was the first time since at least a month that she asked me directly to do something. She is really afraid of getting a "No" from me and this makes my life hard. Apparently she is a very emotional person and can't help but taking a "No" from the person she loves personally. It is not like I ever want to reject her, but I would like her to ask me if she wants something instead of being quiet because I might say no.
Finland Bernd 2021-03-07 09:39:01 ⋅ 4mn No. 111571
>>111568 she needs training on how to manage her borderline bersonality
Turkey Bernd 2021-03-07 15:08:08 ⋅ 4mn No. 111580
>>111568 Couldnt you just explain your situation?
Germany Bernd 2021-03-07 15:23:18 ⋅ 4mn No. 111581
>>111580 I obviously tried.

Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-28 20:10:18 ⋅ 5mn No. 111050
Another dating thread by me :) Krautchan: Rat fur unzols. That aside, I didn't think i'd get this far. I wonder what I should say to initiate the secks...? >nice lol >went to the outside bazaar yesterday, bought a teapot >wanna see it? >fucking cute right? >I'll come drink tea:) >I'm proud of your good style mister :) >hehe thanks I know I'll mess this up, can't believe this happens. I am afraid i'll be too bold if I ask her to come.
Germany Bernd 2021-03-01 23:12:20 ⋅ 5mn No. 111196
>>111132 Do you think you are treated as a thing if you ask a girl at the Kirmes if she wants to go out with you and she has to make a decision to say yes or no?
Germany Bernd 2021-03-01 23:19:46 ⋅ 5mn No. 111197
>>111196 No.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-03-02 19:05:18 ⋅ 5mn No. 111254
>>111197 Do you have autism?
Germany Bernd 2021-03-02 19:40:39 ⋅ 5mn No. 111255
>>111254 Yes. Also I'm trans if that matters.

Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-25 23:12:22 ⋅ 5mn No. 110859
I am sorry for another dating thread. There are a lot of boards on literature, film, anti-capitalism and yet I only kohlpost. I promise I will start to post more actual discussion threads from now on. Just now I was watching this video: ...when I wondered if I should pay for Bumble access to exclusive features, since the women are better educated. Maybe I should be aggressive and try to cold-approach women more outside but outside of slim sexual experience and some flirting I've never been in a real relationship with a girl. I want a girl to tell me I'm smart and listen to me talk and I want to make a person feel good and feel good myself, however I don't want to sacrifice my personality and freedom. Bernds, should I pay for Bumble or should I buy more groceries/fun things?
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-26 00:07:33 ⋅ 5mn No. 110864
>>110862 Everyone is in full paranoia mode over here. They'll keep our balls chastised until they tell us to coom in artificial breeding apparatuses for more labour slaves.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-26 00:26:21 ⋅ 5mn No. 110866
I wonder why women are surprised by men's polysexuality and lack of interest in maintaining relationships after it ages, when women are wholly absent during men's formative years? A man experiences the gamut of dread and comes out of it stronger, gets a degree, works on his psyche and his body and after all that the woman shoves herself in expecting him to simply rain affection on her like a loyal dog. It's strange how that works, with men progressing and women declining over time. Maybe if women want unequivocal loyalty and not for their husbands to fuck young bitches they should be present when men are young. Surely if I met a girl now who loved me for who I was I would take good care of her when we were older and she was less attractive, but she isn't here and when I go outside for trips I see ugly older women with short hair and no children. Sad!
Germany Bernd 2021-02-26 00:53:46 ⋅ 5mn No. 110870
Until what age do you count a girl as young? >with men progressing and women declining You compare the man's psyche with the woman's body here, it is an unfair comparison. Men also start to look worse once they turn 30+, and just as smart men - smart women will also collect more wisdom and develop a more mature character as time passes. >they should be present when men are young They want safety, and being in a serious young relationship myself, I understand these people better than ever before. We're both poor, my parents are wealthy but will inherit me almost nothing to "make me strong" because they also started from zero. Her parents are dead. You really have to trust each other because if you commit on each other seriously early in life, future plans shatter away once one of you fucks up, but getting your partner out of bad times is part of the game I guess. So yeah I understand why people (men as women) like to wait until they are 30+ with a stable job and education, not doing this is like buying a pig in a poke. Yet I chose the risky and fun path. Totally agreeing to: >Surely if I met a girl now who loved me for who I was I would take good care of her when we were older and she was less attractive All I've been told is: "don't like, don't cheat. everything else is fine." **Pic related is what she drew an hour ago, she is trying to learn to draw, rate :3**
Germany Bernd 2021-02-26 01:00:16 ⋅ 5mn No. 110871
>>110866 >when I go outside for trips I see ugly older women with short hair and no children feels european man While foreign women do make up in front of the mirror, german women peek out of the window, watching carefully that nobody is parking their cars in forbidden spots.

Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-15 08:21:28 ⋅ 6mn No. 107295
Why fucking idiot Russian girl match with me? Green card, moshikashite? Zettai ni ya.
Finland Bernd 2021-01-16 16:14:03 ⋅ 6mn No. 107405
>>107340 Shut up incel.
Turkey Bernd 2021-01-16 16:24:30 ⋅ 6mn No. 107406
>>107404 There are no good ones
Russia Bernd 2021-01-16 16:32:49 ⋅ 6mn No. 107407
>>107404 Can we move everything dating apps related to another board please, even if it is a good thread? In the worst case Bernd will lurk two boards instead of one. It's just like there should be a place for threads not really fitting into /int thematic. Many Bernds are annoyed by mentioning dating apps and everything related to that, but some Bernds would want to discuss how they have failed relationships and have emotional support.
Turkey Bernd 2021-01-16 18:10:52 ⋅ 6mn No. 107427
>>107407 Strictly dating apps or dating in general? upd: I see well lets do it -> /kb/.