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United Kingdom Bernd 2022-07-25 19:42:45 ⋅ 1y No. 202449
I had a one night stand at the weekend. I didn't like her, and had decided that pretty much right away but near the end of the night I thought I'd kiss her because why not, then she got hot and horny so we went back to her place and I ate her out because I didn't have a condom. She seemed ashamed afterwards so I promised I'd be a gentleman. "I'll just have to let her down nicely" I thought to myself as we talked about follow-up dates. I didn't get her number but she had mine, so I waited over the weekend feeling guilty but also glad I maybe wasn't getting into another relationship with a woman I don't like. Then I decided to message her on the app assuming she was just too shy. She replied a few moments ago to dump me instead. I'm glad but part of me is also hurt.
Israel Bernd 2022-07-26 08:48:03 ⋅ 1y No. 203155
this describes 80% of tinder dates you should learn to filter those out sooner
Israel Bernd 2022-07-26 08:49:03 ⋅ 1y No. 203156
rule of thumb for social networks and online dating: whomever you are paying attention to is more popular than you are so no need to feel guilt over not dating her again lol she has other options.
Finland Bernd 2022-07-26 12:24:01 ⋅ 1y No. 203168
>>202449 Why did you not have a condom if you were planning a hookup?
United Kingdom Bernd 2022-08-20 14:27:59 ⋅ 1y No. 219146
>>203168 I wasn't. It's unrelated but I also dislike wearing them, the last time I had to use one I couldn't feel anything and ended up hurting the girl. I looked into this and it might be because I was using a regular that could be too small or maybe it was the brand. Either way more inquiry is needed into condoms that actually feel good as I don't understand how people who have regular casual sex can possible enjoy the sensation compared to bareback. Plus I dated a doctor once who said that carrying a condom around in your wallet is stupid because it's not designed for the heat and general wear and tear. She had a creampie fetish though and took me without so maybe she just wanted me to spaff in her which I duly obliged.

Germany Bernd 2022-04-25 14:07:01 ⋅ 1y No. 147071
Should i try my luck and get some ukrainian refugee girls? So far i haven't talk to any of them Are they easy? What are they like?
Peru Bernd 2023-07-22 00:49:05 ⋅ 2mn No. 279937
>>279934 >implying a dumb smelly ugly dwarf brown serrano provinciano incel knows anything about women KEK
Germany Bernd 2023-07-22 01:44:45 ⋅ 2mn No. 279939
>>279912 if you had any class (of course you don't you are on the Ukraine) you'd answer: man kann nich halb so viel essen, wie man kotzen möchte
Ukraine Bernd 2023-07-25 03:42:00 ⋅ 2mn No. 280288
>>279939 If you had any class (of course you do, you're in Germany, but your brain is too small to attend) you’d shut your mouth
Germany Bernd 2023-07-25 09:51:51 ⋅ 2mn No. 280327

Germany Bernd 2023-07-09 18:50:34 ⋅ 2mn No. 278076
>dating app date >goes well >ask for second date >no answer for three days >"hey, I don't have time for dating atm" yeah right

Denmark Bernd 2023-02-18 23:16:52 ⋅ 7mn No. 255960
I'm starting to reach a point where I'm becoming overly attached to my gf. Every time she doesn't call me I feel bad and as if I have done something wrong, even though she regularly calls almost every day and we even celebrated valentine's together. I've started to getting used to her being around, and I am not sure that this is a very good thing for me. When she's with me I couldn't care less about anything other than that, I feel like I could spend my entire life with her, and when she's not with me I keep getting stupid thoughts in my head, like maybe she has realized that I'm not worth her time anymore because I am on my ass and I have nothing to contribute to in a relationship. It's a bittersweet feeling when she doesn't call, because I get really anxious about phone calls from anyone so my first instinct is getting anxious about it, even though I like talking to her and stuff, I still get anxious, so as emotionally cold as it may sound, I can't get used to actually doing it. Then she doesn't call, and that's fine, but my mind wanders about many different things like how much I love her and how I feel like she's been the best thing that happened to me, I guess you could say that you start to realize just how much you like a person when she isn't there. I just want to give her my all, I want to impress her in every way imaginable, I want her to remember me and feel the way I feel about her as she would feel with me. I just want things between us to work out, I keep imagining scenarios in my head where it could go wrong all of the time and these scenarios come from the fact that I feel as if, when things go too well, if I am too happy, if things are much better than they were in the past, that there's bound to be something bad happening eventually. I'm fucked, I have trust issues and it ruins me. I'm some sort of damaged human being that can only focus on bad things in my life, because it sucked in the past for me for so long, now I don't expect anything other than bad things. I just hope that this works out for me, it has to work out because if it doesn't then I don't think I'll be getting another gf ever again. She makes me feel like a million dollars even as a Bernd, she always finds ways to make me happy, she legitimately cares about me and who I am, and this is a feeling that means so much to me that I can't even begin to describe it. All of those positive things she says about me, they're so nice to the point of me not being able to believe some of it. She's all I've ever needed in my life, but I can't be the person she needs because of the state of my life. I really don't get why she would want to choose someone like me, I'm stupid, I'm bad at social events, I'm not that good looking, I'm average in height, it's just like, the things she sees in me are things she has fabricated in her mind based on how I look. The truth of the matter is that I am a completely shit person at my very core, if people's personalities had anything to do with how they looked, then I would be extremely ugly, and she wouldn't want to be with me. But because I am somewhat not ugly, she forms some fictional idea of the person that I could be, instead of who I actually am. This is the only rational way for someone to really, actually, choose someone like me. Things at first went very fast, she was very physical with me, she had no clue what type of person I was at that time and still am to this day, a rotten person. She's giving attention and love, effort, into a lost cause. I sometimes feel like she felt bad about me and this is why she keeps me around, but then, if it had been that, then she wouldn't have been as physical during the initial point towards me. It's so complicated, I don't know if I am in love or not, but I definitely feel like I need her in my life to make me into something better because she has that ability, she influences me a lot, I think she influences me more than I influence her with my kc tier subjects. She's definitely much smarter than me, too, so there's also that. I'm starting to feel a longing for her, I've never felt exactly this before in my life, to want someone else to be near you, caring about someone deeply, it's all new to me and I'm trying hard to cope but it's difficult. If I'm not in love, then I am definitely experiencing love in some way, if that can be said.
Denmark Bernd 2023-02-19 17:05:14 ⋅ 7mn No. 256099
>>255977 I've asked her why she likes me and she says it is because I look the way that I do, but it makes me think about it because I can't possibly look good enough to compensate for the fact that I am otherwise just someone who has nothing of value to contribute towards a relationship. It's hard for me to just accept that she likes me because it feels like at one point in time I was much better than I am today and she still likes me despite that, and it feels wrong, like she's been cheated of a person who might have been better than what she is getting now. I'm trying to be different and all, but it still feels like to me like she didn't take the right choice by wanting to spend time with me, and I sometimes feel like she might be someone who doesn't take the right choices, and I start to feel bad for her because of this. Like she's either a very stupid person or just someone who does not know what she is doing, it makes me feel bad.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-19 17:11:41 ⋅ 7mn No. 256101
>>256099 >she says it is because I look the way that I do what the fug
Denmark Bernd 2023-06-04 22:08:14 ⋅ 4mn No. 273529
I'm so happy bros I never thought this would happen to me it sometimes feels like I shouldn't be allowed to be this happy and that it's wrong but it seems like everyone says that everyone deserves something similar to this, I don't know if I'm too emotional or what it is but these things that everyone has and take for granted every day feels like something I never will take for granted because I never thought I'd make it to this point. I don't know if I'm being pathetic but all of these years alone made me think about relationships in a way most people don't understand.
Peru Bernd 2023-06-04 22:18:59 ⋅ 4mn No. 273531
>>273529 Don’t over think things, enjoy the moment

Bernd on mission

Germany Bernd 2023-05-23 22:55:57 ⋅ 4mn
No. 271995
Got a date with cute japanese girl in 9 hours. After shopping I will try to lure her into my room and fuck her before lectures start at 1pm. I have never dated an asian before, ever.
Netherlands Bernd 2023-06-02 20:02:13 ⋅ 4mn No. 273216
>>271995 Well did u put benzine in bagine?

Germany Bernd 2023-03-09 16:38:36 ⋅ 6mn No. 259853
Date with new short-haired grille tomorrow. Red flag: She's vegan. But we'll see.
Netherlands Bernd 2023-03-11 14:20:28 ⋅ 6mn No. 260207
How old is she? All the **three** vegans I know became much less attractive after few years of the vegan diet (regardless of their gender). Just warning ya.
Germany Bernd 2023-03-11 15:36:52 ⋅ 6mn No. 260218
>>260207 We're both mid-twenties. Yeah, I think I consider veganism a red flag for long-term dating. Hard no if she would want me to turn vegan, too. Otherwise I'd have to think about it. But I don't know yet if she is even interested in anything long term and I'm certainly not opposed to a short term thing.
Germany Bernd 2023-03-17 23:57:55 ⋅ 6mn No. 261213
I met with her for a tea. She is very attractive and we agreed to meet again for cooking together. But since then communication has slowed to a crawl and I'm not sure if it will happen.
Mexico Bernd 2023-04-01 07:54:21 ⋅ 6mn No. 263754
omg that girl with the tongue out, where i can get one like that?

Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-28 20:10:18 ⋅ 2y No. 111050
Another dating thread by me :) Krautchan: Rat fur unzols. That aside, I didn't think i'd get this far. I wonder what I should say to initiate the secks...? >nice lol >went to the outside bazaar yesterday, bought a teapot >wanna see it? >fucking cute right? >I'll come drink tea:) >I'm proud of your good style mister :) >hehe thanks I know I'll mess this up, can't believe this happens. I am afraid i'll be too bold if I ask her to come.
Germany Bernd 2021-03-02 19:40:39 ⋅ 2y No. 111255
>>111254 Yes. Also I'm trans if that matters.
Bernd Bernd 2023-01-12 07:35:20 ⋅ 8mn No. 248650
>>111255 Alllll kinds of messed up..
Peru Bernd 2023-02-02 15:27:51 ⋅ 8mn No. 251894
I can make a Peruvian bumble guide or something
Quebec Bernd 2023-02-02 15:36:31 ⋅ 8mn No. 251896
Any non-verbose bald guys have success on the dating apps?

Germany Bernd 2021-12-28 22:12:23 ⋅ 1y No. 130867
The girl I'm dating allowed me to call her gf. She is a bit hesitant about being in a relationship for some reason, but all I want out of this she seems to want, too.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-19 00:27:04 ⋅ 9mn No. 244256
Maybe I'll call her and ask if she wants to fuck again sometime.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-22 16:10:31 ⋅ 9mn No. 244698
>>244256 I texted her and she wants to meet up again, but is busy atm. Maybe next year.
Finland Bernd 2022-12-22 17:43:57 ⋅ 9mn No. 244721
please make it possible hide boards
Germany Bernd 2022-12-24 20:48:59 ⋅ 9mn No. 245144
>>244721 Fuck off, pussy.

Germany Bernd 2022-11-17 16:05:08 ⋅ 10mn No. 239531
Dating tomboy doctor against.
Germany Bernd 2022-11-28 21:34:57 ⋅ 10mn No. 240973
Still dating her. I hope we marry.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-19 00:26:34 ⋅ 9mn No. 244255
Heart status: Broken.
Netherlands Bernd 2022-12-19 01:01:16 ⋅ 9mn No. 244261
Shit happens... Our hearts are surprisingly resilient, you'll get through this and find yourself another tomboy in no time.
Germany Bernd 2022-12-22 16:09:55 ⋅ 9mn No. 244696
>>244261 We'll see. It sucks really bad, though.

Germany Bernd 2022-12-16 21:42:53 ⋅ 9mn No. 243858
In a few days, my gf will visit me, we will cook together, watch a movie and then I will coom in her pussy. Thoughts?
Netherlands Bernd 2022-12-16 22:19:12 ⋅ 9mn No. 243863
Aren't you afraid of bringing a new little Bernd into this world?
Germany Bernd 2022-12-16 22:25:44 ⋅ 9mn No. 243864
>>243863 I will use gondom.