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GermanyBernd2023-08-28 14:38:06 · 3yNo. 285331reply
Omar my friend what's good?
GermanyBernd2023-08-28 14:44:29 · 3yNo. 285332reply
i know it's you
 
answer me >:(

GermanyProductivity and self-improvement thredaBernd2023-06-30 11:31:48 · 3yNo. 276755reply
Share your goals and current struggles. Tackle your problems and get ahead in life.
 
Today's task nr. 1) organize transportation to addend family event.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-27 20:23:39 · 3yNo. 285244reply
United StatesBernd2023-08-28 03:25:25 · 3yNo. 285271reply
UPDATE: i eventually got a much better dishwasher job. haven't started yet, but it pays more, has more hours, has benefits, etc. Still not a line cook but i dont mind. life is progressing nicely
PeruBernd2023-08-28 04:27:09 · 3yNo. 285280reply
I have no goals on life more than improving my self-image or have sex
And i honestly don't want to get better, life is meaningless thanks to the anglo and the jew, i only hope to live long enough to watch them and it's degenerated creations vanish, or immolate myself at a sinagoge or the 5th aveneu
United StatesBernd2023-08-28 14:33:06 · 3yNo. 285329reply
i used to feel this and then i happened to fall in love
the love was bullshit, but in the process of trying to self-improve, i found there were many things i loved about life itself

IsraelBernd2023-08-28 05:07:04 · 3yNo. 285287reply
In the past, cemiteries used to be public parks, people would go there to make picnics, smoke opium or have sex.
Do you think cemiteries should be made into public parks again for the general enjoyment of the population?
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MexicoBernd2023-08-28 05:19:02 · 3yNo. 285289reply
Isnt cementeries public parks on europe, or the deads are buried in parks? isnt that a thing europeans do?
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 06:00:01 · 3yNo. 285291reply
SloveniaBernd2023-08-28 07:27:09 · 3yNo. 285295reply
technically yes, but aside from a couple goths who use them to build cred on instagram nobody uses them like that.
IsraelBernd2023-08-28 08:13:45 · 3yNo. 285302reply
No, but in the past the cemiteries were the parks, the first parks were cemiteries full of trees, lakes and mausoleums were people went to drink, chat and spend time.
But cemitiees used to be different:
" For the most part it used to be the case that in the 19th century people would die at home; funerals would happen at home. A middle-class house would typically have two parlors: a front parlor and a back parlor. The front parlor was a special formal room where you'd have major family rituals like marriages and funerals. People had a much more direct and visceral contact with death.
 
We don't even call them "cemeteries" anymore. We call them "memorial parks." In memorial parks across the country there is a lot less emphasis on death than in older cemeteries. It's mostly on beauty and memory and the living. The imagery becomes very stark. You don't go out to the memorial park very often. It's seen as an American phenomenon. We send our old people off to homes and hospitals to die; we only go to the cemetery for funerals and then avoid them. "

United StatesBernd2023-08-28 03:22:12 · 3yNo. 285269reply
The last thing you see before passing out at Igor's.
Shouldn't have drank anything he gave you.
Shouldn't have met up with him in the first place.
United StatesBernd2023-08-28 03:22:47 · 3yNo. 285270reply
when you think you're meeting bernd
but its igor
every time
United StatesBernd2023-08-28 05:21:13 · 3yNo. 285290reply
that looks more like kc mod americano

IsraelBernd2023-08-27 10:55:10 · 3yNo. 285177reply
This is literally how I feel that life treats me; and if there is something wrong, the responsibility is also on me.
Have you ever felt the same Bernd? That you are a cattle being raped by the universe?
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CaliforniaBernd2023-08-27 16:38:33 · 3yNo. 285217reply
>Life isn't fair
 
I learned that lesson in grade 1
RussiaBernd2023-08-27 17:15:41 · 3yNo. 285221reply
 
A Russian Husky like myself would say:
 
 
Its the other way round, komrade!
Its all a fair play as long as you are convincing enough to gain the advantage you wish for.
 
You cannot fight bullis because you qre expected to weasel on them...
 
...Same as you are not expected to build your own fridge out of Radio Shaq parts. Not that you cannot, but you are better off spending 200$ to build a truly magnificent setup called "smart light" for your home - and get a better fridge next time.
GermanyBernd2023-08-27 19:58:56 · 3yNo. 285238reply
>Why he is an asshole?
 
because he thinks this is a cruel world and he believes he has to be an asshole to get ahead. short-term unsustainable self-centered orientation. he sees a dark world and decides to be a shadow instead of producing light.
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 20:14:07 · 3yNo. 285241reply
Also, Texan. It's a 3 way tie with floridians and arizonians for worst gringo.

RussiaBernd2023-08-27 01:06:23 · 3yNo. 285116reply
I'm tired of being drunk... even when I go on long sobriety streaks, like month long, it happens again. You wake up sweaty and immediately rush to check if you expressed illegal opinions or contacted the peopel you shouldn't... I'm not making any promises that I won't drink anymore, I know I will, but I'm seeing more and more alcoholic threads here and other boards too which means that people are getting more unhappy in general... I hope it ends and we finally find new life, a happy and peaceful one. Socialism is the solution to our problems. They scare us of "globalists" but it's been time to have planetary government long ago... we shall be faring stars at this point, but all we have is war, corruption and nationalist stupidity. I'm sorry bernds... I'm fucking pissed again...
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RussiaBernd2023-08-27 03:36:23 · 3yNo. 285135reply
I sobered up and am now embarassed of this thread but if aforementioned problmes are relatable then feel free to join to discussion
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 05:00:02 · 3yNo. 285138reply
Lol, not really feeling related, just worried about you, bernd.
RussiaBernd2023-08-27 05:28:33 · 3yNo. 285142reply
Thank you, friend. I'll be fine . . .
GermanyBernd2023-08-27 10:44:27 · 3yNo. 285175reply
Man just smoke the weed.
 
Fuck booze, being drunk is very boring.

IsraelBernd2023-08-27 07:00:57 · 3yNo. 285152reply
Why this Brazilian man is so thankful for what is apparently a small, low quality, bare bones house?
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IsraelBernd2023-08-27 07:20:33 · 3yNo. 285157reply
But wasn't this house given for free to him by the government?
I'm quite surprised, the window frame looks like something I would put in the bathroom of a low quality hotel.
SloveniaBernd2023-08-27 08:06:15 · 3yNo. 285159reply
He no longer has to rentcuck which is a huge win.
TaiwanBernd2023-08-27 08:12:10 · 3yNo. 285161reply
Cause he wasn't born in Israel
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 08:31:53 · 3yNo. 285165reply
When you can't buy a house gettinga free one, even a shitty free one, is an improvement.

Germanygenes aint shitBernd2023-08-14 09:57:24 · 3yNo. 283104reply
i've noticed sheep firmly believe that genes are responsible for the things they don't like about themselves. i guess this explanation is irresistible to the order-follower. maybe the covid-nurse told them genes are safe and effective and that's why they believe in them so hard.
 
hairloss? "Not my fault, the genes are responsible."
 
ugly? "No i can not be responsible for that, it is the fault of my parents."
 
i have heard all their dumb reasoning. they pretend genes are this set of rules that basically say that a person can not make decisions and they hate the idea of free will anyways so they just use this as proof that choice is an illusion and that way they never have to question their choices.
 
i've seen these choices. i've seen the choices that later in life will make a person lose the hair. i've seen the choices that slowly but gradually turn a person ugly.
 
yeeees of course i am a shizo because the covid nurse said so but i am the good looking shizo with hair and if i came here dressed in a labcoat with a clip board you would probably believe everything i say.
 
if this science-sounding belief of you having nothing to do with how you look was able to seduce you, there might be no limit of how much dumb shit you are willing to accept from someone in a labcoat.
 
i guess this entire obsession with using genes as scapegoats is just an elaborate way to play dumb. someone could tell you what is really happening and you would stick the fingers in your ear and loudly drown out all other information by singing "lalala".
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SloveniaBernd2023-08-27 08:11:21 · 3yNo. 285160reply
American is non-rhotic so that'd be /ɑɹs/.
 
I mean, technically, they would still differ in tone. (see also >>284556) But most phoneticians still fail to recognise British English as tonal and thus consider both as simply /ɑːs/ (when technically arse is /ɑ̂ːs/ and ass is /ɑ́ːs/
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 08:24:22 · 3yNo. 285162reply
Again with the acute and circumflex accents.
Is it even IPA or are you using another phonetic alphabet? ◌́ and ◌̂ do not exist in IPA.
Also the merriam-webster has something else to say about ˈärs .
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/arse?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
SloveniaBernd2023-08-27 08:25:52 · 3yNo. 285163reply
Those are IPA standard accents for tone.
https://www.internationalphoneticalphabet.org/ipa-charts/tones-and-accents/
MexicoBernd2023-08-27 08:29:41 · 3yNo. 285164reply
Interesting! Thanks, I like learning new stuff.

IsraelBernd2023-08-25 16:20:46 · 3yNo. 284871reply
Would you eat in a restaurant literally called favela?
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PeruBernd2023-08-26 00:26:31 · 3yNo. 284938reply
Nigger stop talking about politics, make yourself useful and talk about street food or cheap and good places to eat good in your city.
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 00:52:34 · 3yNo. 284942reply
There is tamales, humitas, hallacas and pasteles, but the biggest of them all is the zacahuil.
Zacahuil ranges from 80 cm to 1.60, though there is rumors of people in the sierra madre digging holes on the mountain to cook 2 mt long zacahuiles I have been unable to verify.
 
El zacahuil is an heterogenous non-nixtamalized corn dough enveloped in banana leaves, cooked either in specialized grills or underground for long hours with pork, sometimes chicken, sometimes both, all covered in red pepper sauce. It is then dividen and eaten in new, smaller banana leaves. It is customary to eat it with chilli and carrot pickles.
 
Most capital cities in México in the country have street food vendors in street markets where you can get it.
 
The recipe comes down from the huasteca's tribes, the nahuas and the totonacos, who often received visits from mexica's tax collectors. One particular tax collector was in the habit of taking a girl for payment, even if nobody offered, so the huastekopniks decided one day that enough was enough and killed the guy, cooked the body as a huge tamal and had a huge celebration that day.
 
Eventually the spaniards convinced them to stop using human and start using pork. Stupid catholics.
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 16:08:18 · 3yNo. 285007reply
Sure, why not? It looks quite decent.
PeruBernd2023-08-26 19:40:05 · 3yNo. 285053reply
Noice, I am hungry and want to try it, which City is it?

United StatesBernd2023-08-25 05:45:09 · 3yNo. 284793reply
my local grocery store shelled out for the gp Pacific blue ultra high capacity coreless tp dispenser. holds up to four rolls with a very smooth transition to the next roll. a few days ago I had the pleasure of emptying one roll and rotating to the next one.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-25 17:05:46 · 3yNo. 284875reply
Maybe he doesn't have a toilet
GermanyBernd2023-08-25 17:07:49 · 3yNo. 284876reply
Everything is far away in america. Also american diets don't allow to hold it in for very long.
MexicoBernd2023-08-25 17:52:19 · 3yNo. 284884reply
Respect shitting at Walmart, it's the closest to a culture that burgermany has developed in 2 hundred years.
United StatesBernd2023-08-26 05:39:09 · 3yNo. 284975reply
>burgermany
heh, never heard that one before

MexicoNo fap 3 days forever - nightmare versionBernd2023-08-21 18:46:31 · 3yNo. 284244reply
Started: 20/AUGUST/2023 11:59 P.M.
Status: on going.
 
Every fap: exactly after 72 hrs.
Day 1: everthing normal.
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MexicoBernd2023-08-26 01:32:41 · 3yNo. 284946reply
Alright, game on.
United StatesBernd2023-08-26 02:55:10 · 3yNo. 284952reply
ChileBernd2023-08-26 03:17:51 · 3yNo. 284958reply
YOU CAN DO IT, SOLDIER!
TexasBernd2023-08-26 05:29:32 · 3yNo. 284973reply
Big mac meal with orange fanta.

RussiaBernd2023-08-25 06:47:19 · 3yNo. 284797reply
im an alabama nigger and i want to be free
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GermanyBernd2023-08-26 03:45:13 · 3yNo. 284963reply
I don't like German rap, this is not some countryball memeing, German must be one of the worst languages in the world to rap in, but this is the best and if you can't acknowledge it you don't know anything
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 04:43:43 · 3yNo. 284968reply
Yeah, that Kool Savas guy surely can do 16s in german, you're exempt from having to provide further evidence, thanks.
 
GermanyBernd2023-08-26 05:05:13 · 3yNo. 284969reply
Post your melons sk8rberndette
MexicoBernd2023-08-26 05:20:40 · 3yNo. 284972reply
>Not checking provided source.
VK, weechat, facebook, twitter, myspace, fotolog, youtube, imageboards... everywhere people act the same way.

GermanyBernd2023-08-25 22:23:49 · 3yNo. 284925reply
After the dust has settled. Is Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord playable?
RussiaBernd2023-08-25 22:34:27 · 3yNo. 284927reply
It was more than "playable" from day one.
The only reason you think it wasn't is because it was nothing more than fancier Warband first time you played it.
It was nothing more than fancier Warband because it doesn't need to be anything more, but you didn't enjoy it.
You turned the game off and decided to put it aside, thinking that after some updates the game will feel different and that "click" would happen again, like the first time you played Warband or even the original M&B. You remember something special going on back then. King Harlaus. The butter. Varcheg at your mercy. Sleepless nights.
Years pass, but Bannerlord still does nothing for you.
You try playing Warband again but something is still missing.
That something is your youth, and you are not going to become any younger.
It will never feel like it did back then.
We are now mere foreign guests in Calradia.
GermanyBernd2023-08-25 22:57:53 · 3yNo. 284930reply
RussiaBernd2023-08-26 01:50:55 · 3yNo. 284949reply
GermanyBernd2023-08-26 04:12:38 · 3yNo. 284965reply

SloveniaBernd2023-08-20 16:09:13 · 3yNo. 284114reply
today I picked ans potato's
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SloveniaBernd2023-08-20 21:29:38 · 3yNo. 284148reply
no, I got drunk before
United KingdomBernd2023-08-22 00:44:56 · 3yNo. 284284reply
digging tatties is a small blessing, moreso when drunk
SloveniaBernd2023-08-25 20:35:38 · 3yNo. 284910reply
3 botats rotted over the last week
rip
MexicoBernd2023-08-25 22:44:59 · 3yNo. 284929reply
Awesome!
Oh noes!
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