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Swedenregret thread. post recent things you regretBernd2023-09-05 00:43:52 · 3yNo. 286457reply
I just visited kohl to see what's going on there
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RussiaBernd2023-09-06 15:51:44 · 3yNo. 286692reply
The worst thing is that a lot of zoomers believe that is indeed a good idea to skate in russia and interferes with my pedestrianism sessions, making them very stressful and unenjoyable.
GermanyBernd2023-09-06 16:02:30 · 3yNo. 286694reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-06 17:36:43 · 3yNo. 286713reply
 
i completely understand that you cosplay as me so much, i would also rather be me then you.
 
russians ice skate though. that's skating.
GermanyBernd2023-09-06 17:41:37 · 3yNo. 286714reply
don't be mislead by the empty-inside german pretender.
 
that happened to me often in life. someone starts to like me a little bit too much and then POOF they suddenly become me.
 
jogging is nice, i can get high from jogging when i listen to music that i really like. just in case you have not heard this: remember to thread lightly and use your legs as springs/suspensions that dampen every step with the muscles. when you do it right your steps hardly make a noise and if you do it wrong your steps are very loud. the louder the steps the more the knees get crushed.

RussiaBernd2023-09-03 22:04:08 · 3yNo. 286294reply
ryssä on ryssä vaikka voissa paistaisi
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FinlandBernd2023-09-06 02:46:13 · 3yNo. 286626reply
correct otherwise but you bronounced y as u
RussiaBernd2023-09-06 15:33:07 · 3yNo. 286689reply
The googel TTS is till giving me a weird kinda u I find hard to pronounce, Finnish u according to gogel is almost umlaut-y.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-06 16:32:07 · 3yNo. 286700reply
?
On the ebinnish, y is indeed pronounced /y/ (ü)
RussiaBernd2023-09-06 16:34:51 · 3yNo. 286702reply
I was just trying to justify the mispronounciation to my Finnish overlord, don't mind

GermanyPetljakow Pe-8Bernd2023-09-04 22:36:41 · 3yNo. 286437reply
The development of this aircraft cost more than the development of the first atomic bomb in the Soviet Union.
rate & subscribe
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GermanyBernd2023-09-05 12:53:39 · 3yNo. 286522reply
There are some sources that suggest that the project to develop the Petlyakov Pe-8 cost more money than the project to develop the first atomic bomb in the Soviet Union.
 
One such source is a work titled "The Soviet Union's Atomic Bomb Project" (Das Atomkriegsprojekt der Sowjetunion) by David J. Galper, published in 2004. In this work, it is claimed that the budget for the development of the Pe-8 was higher than the budget for the development of the atom bomb.
 
Galper writes: "The development of the Petlyakov Pe-8 required enormous financial resources, which were even higher than those for the atom project. In 1946, the budget for the development of the Pe-8 amounted to approximately 1.5 billion rubles, while the budget for the atom project was only around 1 billion rubles."
 
Another source making similar claims is an article titled "The Cost of the Soviet Union's Atomic Bomb Project" (Die Kosten des Atomprojekts der Sowjetunion) by Mark H. Levy, published in 2017. The author writes that the budget for the development of the Pe-8 in 1946 was approximately 1.7 billion rubles, while the budget for the atom project was only 1.2 billion rubles.
 
Around 1.7 billion rubles in 1946 corresponds to roughly 225 million US dollars. This was an immense sum, particularly compared to the costs for the development of the atom bomb, which amounted to around 200 million US dollars.
 
It is important to note, however, that it is difficult to compare the exact costs of developing the Pe-8 and the atom bomb, as inflation-adjusted values and exchange rates between rubles and US dollars fluctuate.
 
t. Llama2
RussiaBernd2023-09-05 13:31:00 · 3yNo. 286524reply
probably because pe had an actual development program while in case of atomic bomb we just stole blueprints of it from the US
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 14:23:48 · 3yNo. 286531reply
Baced
AzerbaijanBernd2023-09-05 21:09:13 · 3yNo. 286572reply
dunno, everyone knows how to make one now but still they struggle mainly because you have to build so much infastructure, material research and other shit.

Germanyvan meetingBernd2023-06-23 20:26:25 · 3yNo. 276016reply
i was parking near someone yesterday and spend the night and that dude seemed pretty generic. shaped by his local culture, strange local music taste which kind of seemed depressed and suicidal to me but it would seem normal to local people. he was living on the piece of land i parked in a little RV but the kind that hitches on a car and can't drive itself. he gave up his appartment but seemed very early into his journey into more freedom. had an evil job that he hated.
 
i didn't want the dude to worry so i just kind of did my best to be nice to the guy for a few minutes and i noticed what i noticed so often. when i am nice to people they want to stick to me like glue. after 5 -10 minutes he said he was sad that i was going away in 2 days and he considered it fate that i parked there and that it was a religious experience to him.
 
seems like all my interaction are either intense distrust when i am too distant or religious glue when i try to be nice. when i try to be nice i never find the off button. such cases.
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MexicoBernd2023-09-02 22:28:57 · 3yNo. 286133reply
Yeah, it can really bite.
I barely get any of it, living in the middle of the desert and with the climate disaster advancing.
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 19:42:42 · 3yNo. 286559reply
currently i'm parked in the woods. actually found a big forrest region where cars can drive through on a gravel and dirt road. i've never experienced such peace. it is so nice and quiet. there arent as many opportunities to park as near the farmland but if i look long enough i can find a nice spot next to the road. i had known how much i was gonna like the offroad.
 
is just nice to be away from people.
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 20:11:31 · 3yNo. 286565reply
How do you find good places to park overnight?
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 20:39:34 · 3yNo. 286569reply
 
when i drive around i look look out for them and whenever i find one that is nice, i'll bookmark the place on the open source map app. that way when i get tired and wanna park for the night, i usually have a few options lined up. but since i've done it often enough, i kind of know where i very likely find a nice space just from looking at the map since the map shows farmland, small farmroads, woods and buildings.
 
an example. when i am near farms (which i can tell by the light green color) i look for farm roads on that light green that cross each other (thus indicating they most likely are travelled on so much that they are wide enough so i can drive easily on them since the van is 2m wide) that are also far enough away from houses so no dwellers get spooked by the old van driven by the ungroomed unusual dude. then i look for dark green on that wide farm road indicating trees. that's likely an excellent spot.
 
if you upload a screenshot of a map, i can try to guess where nice spots are.

GermanyFuck carsBernd2023-08-27 13:50:07 · 3yNo. 285190reply
Most places to live in the world are behind a paywall of the car industry.
 
Cars are loud.
They stink.
They are dangerous.
They ruin city life.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-04 21:31:30 · 3yNo. 286432reply
Berlin to Munich
 
By train: 125€ using the ICE. estimated duration is 4h47min but you have to add to that the time and the cost to go to the train station via public bus or taxi or whatever. plus the time and cost to go from the arrival trainstation to where you actually want to go. oh yeah and you need a place to sleep. you have to be at the home trainstation at 04:30. luckily 0 times of changing the train so that's nice. some asshole teenagers are on the train on a class trip and they bully and insult you and make video of you and laugh about you the entire time.
 
By car: 583km, which in my case would amount to 81,62€, estimated duration is 5h50min, that's one hour longer. i start from where i actually live, so no getting to the trainstation first. i start to drive whenever the fuck i feel like it. i don't have to rearrange my entire life to be sure to make that exact time. feel like going a day later last minute? NO PROBLEM WHAT SO EVER. NO FEE TO PAY, NO TICKET TO CANCEL OR RESCHEDULE, NO HASSLE. i make short breaks and strech and drink and cook whenever i feel like it, i might make a fap break halfway through and poop and pee in peace without having to use disgusting public bathrooms where i keep worrying i touch something that has STDs. also i can sleep in the car so no need to get a hotel.
 
i dunno mane train seems so much worse, i rather drive there but you do you boo. maybe people are actually civilized and pleasant in your country and you have no idea what animals people can actually be. if you used public transport in big cities often enough, you realize that it is not the solution people make it out to be.
 
i could accept how shitty it is, if it cost like 25€ to go from berlin to munich but that's not the price. the price is 125€ and that is such a bad deal...
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 08:44:05 · 3yNo. 286504reply
prices for inner-city public transport have been steadily going up over the last years.
 
a ticket with the public bus should cost like 0,50€. for the price it actually costs i can drive 25km. the only advantage i see is that it can drive me to places where parking is impossible and i notice those usually aren't nice places i want to be at anyways. cramped places are torture to be at. just high density, many people in one place, that's usually a horrible idea for almost anyone.
NetherlandsBernd2023-09-05 11:51:14 · 3yNo. 286513reply
That's because public transport is for tourists or subsidised categories.
Why would you use something other than a bike for a short drive?
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 16:26:27 · 3yNo. 286540reply
bike is nice for completely predictable people. when you know where you go and what you do there and you can take the few things you need for that in a backpack, bike is nice, assuming you can lock it somewhere without it getting stolen or carry it with you when you go inside somewhere.
 
it sucks for going skating though. every gram of extra weight i have on me, even just a backpack, reduces the fun. if i take a helmet and safety pads in a backpack and end up not using them, i reduced the fun for nothing. if i want to switch out wheels or change bearings, it is nice to have replacement parts and tools in the car. it's nice to have 4 different skateboards and choose the one i feel like riding that day.
 
car is like a purse for men where tools fit in.

United StatesBernd2023-09-05 04:57:02 · 3yNo. 286485reply
I've had multiple easy gf opportunities practically handed to me on a silver platter but I ruined them all by being a massive sperg
 
now I'm a balding alcoholic
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 08:32:53 · 3yNo. 286500reply
GermanyBernd2023-09-05 08:36:36 · 3yNo. 286501reply
heh you funny non-skaters still think women are the prize in life.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-05 11:55:32 · 3yNo. 286514reply
I never had any gf opportunities

United StatesBernd2023-08-31 04:52:24 · 3yNo. 285798reply
your state assigned gf has arrived
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United StatesBernd2023-09-04 16:55:49 · 3yNo. 286385reply
United StatesBernd2023-09-05 06:05:09 · 3yNo. 286488reply
PeruBernd2023-09-05 06:15:43 · 3yNo. 286491sagereply
why is she not a cute anime grill
United StatesBernd2023-09-05 08:40:02 · 3yNo. 286503sagereply
Muh

FinlandAutumn the Harvest SeasonBernd2023-09-04 14:28:20 · 3yNo. 286375reply
The bloom of a rowan is rather modest but it looks very aesthetic indeed when it brings forth its berries
 
No wonder it is said that Väinämöinen planted rowans on holy grounds, and lesser trees elsewhere
United StatesBernd2023-09-04 17:00:11 · 3yNo. 286386reply
that is very pretty
i have never seen such a tree myself
my area is very pretty in fall though
GermanyBernd2023-09-04 17:29:30 · 3yNo. 286388reply
We have a lot of them. One is in our Commieblock Garden.
PolandBernd2023-09-04 18:11:12 · 3yNo. 286395reply
I remember picking the berries and making necklaces out of them in kindergarten
FinlandBernd2023-09-04 18:27:44 · 3yNo. 286400reply
very nice

GermanyBernd2023-09-03 18:24:14 · 3yNo. 286248reply
nopoop september, do you accept the challenge?
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RussiaBernd2023-09-03 21:53:10 · 3yNo. 286291reply
I actually did come pretty close to this during my month-long water fast, there was little shit nugget I couldn't poop out that was literally poisoning me for like two weeks into the starvation, and as my rectum got lazy thanks to lack of any job to do, I couldn't force myself to do a single bowel movement. The bastard moved for a cm per day best. You cannot imagine the relief I experienced when I finally managed to push it out, and the toxic monster was just the size of a fingernail. Again, I'm not exaggerating when I say it was poisoning me, all sorts of nasty toxins are released back into the body by a stale poop. After that I just didn't poop at all until the fast was over.
 
Good times, I need to try it again.
GermanyBernd2023-09-04 00:27:11 · 3yNo. 286307reply
thanks for sharing
United StatesBernd2023-09-04 02:24:47 · 3yNo. 286318reply
sounds insane but interdasting from a spectator's perspective
FinlandBernd2023-09-04 02:31:51 · 3yNo. 286321reply
No, Orlistat forces me to poop non stop

JapanJPN TranslationBernd2023-08-09 22:31:09 · 3yNo. 282403reply
I found this board when someone from Japan(or someone larping as such with MT) posted on 8chan.moe's /v/ board.
 
I've got a project that requires some ENG-JPN translations, and sadly I found that said MT software just doesn't do the job. I need someone familiar with the language to look over what was generated for me and tell me if it's garbage(and hopefully correct me if possible)
 
I don't know if there is anybody here fluent with the language, but if anybody here knows a place where I can reach out to people who can help me, that would be appreciated
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JapanBernd2023-08-10 01:06:42 · 3yNo. 282419reply
Funny, I actually reached out to proper translators, and good lord are their prices kiked beyond belief. I would ruin myself financially with how much text there is.
 
No, I am looking for someone who can help me pro-bono, ideally someone who is either learning english or japanese. There is over 300 entries for games and each one has a short 1-2 sentence summaries, but it all adds up. I think the MT is good enough to use if need be, as is or with minor editing, but it will sound extremely grating to native JPN speakers, better than nothing. There has to be some communities or individuals out there who could use the practice or would be interested in a project like this, but alas I can't think of any. Even a few entries being looked into would be useful, to give me the idea of what else I could fix or change, if there is a pattern with how MT software translation works(I assume the biggest problem would be the lack of context that machine simply can't detect or know, others would be not using the proper "slang" your average JPN gamer uses)
GermanyBernd2023-08-10 01:17:05 · 3yNo. 282420reply
i'm no professional translator but I can easily do your job
 
show me the sentences (it's only about 1-2 times 300, right?) and i'll tell you how much i want
PeruBernd2023-09-03 07:55:07 · 3yNo. 286196sagereply
Cipayism
GermanyBernd2023-09-03 20:44:24 · 3yNo. 286282reply
Use DeepL

RussiaBernd2023-09-03 07:31:01 · 3yNo. 286194reply
germans should collectively go to heaven for inventing scorpions
PolandBernd2023-09-03 09:24:03 · 3yNo. 286197reply
what's your favorite album?
RussiaBernd2023-09-03 19:24:49 · 3yNo. 286264reply
blackout

TexasNever had sexBernd2023-08-08 02:50:32 · 3yNo. 282167reply
I never had sex, everyone has sex from normies to KC imageboard dwellers to furries to 196 autists.
 
Literally everyone has had sex on this planet by the time they are 23 years old, except me, and my Hero, Elliot Rodger.
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United StatesBernd2023-08-09 18:26:26 · 3yNo. 282350reply
RussiaBernd2023-08-09 19:13:08 · 3yNo. 282352reply
I had sex with hookers twice at the age of 19, shit was cash. Then I got into relationship with an aseuxal girl who's still a virgin at 26. I didn't have sex since being 19. Life is a wild ride.
Listening to music while drunk.
United StatesBernd2023-08-09 20:26:11 · 3yNo. 282388reply
Bazzinga
BerndBernd2023-08-09 23:32:58 · 3yNo. 282408reply
even pedos, rapists and junkie have had sex.
therefore, sex is not something to aspire to.

FranceBernd2023-08-13 18:34:18 · 3yNo. 283007reply
Welcome to Mc Donald's, sir.
How can I help you?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:20:19 · 3yNo. 283373reply
 
this is what he would dance like if he only skated for a little bit.
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:26:30 · 3yNo. 283375reply
he is still doing his thang 😆
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:29:23 · 3yNo. 283377reply
le atheist reddit dance, too much of a gentleman to violate a woman
PolandBernd2023-08-15 19:57:59 · 3yNo. 283382reply
but not enough of a gentleman to not violate our eyes

CaliforniaBernd2023-08-15 20:17:50 · 3yNo. 283384reply
Hey Bernds, Who is your childhood crush?
Mine was Phoebe Cates.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 21:15:51 · 3yNo. 283393reply
>Just 5
lol
FranceBernd2023-08-15 23:07:24 · 3yNo. 283403reply
The girl from mosaik, a comic series popular in east Germany. I must have been 9-10 years old or so.
FinlandBernd2023-08-16 01:50:10 · 3yNo. 283418sagereply
boys don't have crushes, kys
AustraliaBernd2023-09-03 07:02:25 · 3yNo. 286187reply
yes they do. under 10yo like porn
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