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RussiaBernd2023-08-15 08:47:26 · 3yNo. 283272reply
Slavbros, we are so back
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TexasBernd2023-08-18 07:59:33 · 3yNo. 283771reply
I like seeds.
AustraliaBernd2023-08-18 08:08:50 · 3yNo. 283772reply
Have you ever considered farming your own sunflower field? I think it would be a smashing success!
RussiaBernd2023-08-18 08:35:13 · 3yNo. 283775reply
sunflower fields are everywhere here
GermanyBernd2023-08-18 11:22:39 · 3yNo. 283785reply
Aren't you the same Bernd who had hidden poteto field?

SwedenBernd2023-08-06 11:02:13 · 3yNo. 281973reply
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United StatesBernd2023-08-07 05:55:20 · 3yNo. 282054reply
imagine that but penis inspection day
PeruBernd2023-08-16 04:52:46 · 3yNo. 283445reply
They look like the "new swedes"
PeruBernd2023-08-18 09:01:24 · 3yNo. 283777reply
what's a swede
SloveniaBernd2023-08-18 11:01:28 · 3yNo. 283784reply
on clobenia, swede ("šved") is an euphemism for bosnians

DenmarkBernd2023-08-17 12:12:53 · 3yNo. 283641reply
Local grocery store started selling dr. pepper.
I bought a dr. pepper and am drinking it for the first time in over 10 years, and it's just as horrible as I remember it, yuck.
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United StatesBernd2023-08-18 03:44:10 · 3yNo. 283753reply
when i was a kid i freaked out and refused to eat or drink anything that wasnt completely natural (i made stuff myself)
anyway after about a month of that i tried a soda and it was the worst fucking taste of my life
i think you have to get used to this crap
RussiaBernd2023-08-18 04:17:00 · 3yNo. 283754reply
Yep. Tastes like cherry coke left in an open bottle for a night
United StatesBernd2023-08-18 06:39:56 · 3yNo. 283762reply
yeah I can't believe I used to chug that slop as a kid. these days I maybe have one or two sodas a month (usually Mexican goga gola) and I consider it a treat, instead of drinking it like water like I used to
AustraliaBernd2023-08-18 08:17:04 · 3yNo. 283773reply
Nah, Yeah! I can relate, except I enjoy chugging down a Guarana energy drink down my throat.

ArgentinaMelonpanBernd2023-08-17 12:33:16 · 3yNo. 283643reply
Melonpan browses krautchan, i have no proofs but no doubts either
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SloveniaBernd2023-08-17 13:32:53 · 3yNo. 283653reply
… oh
GermanyBernd2023-08-17 13:36:35 · 3yNo. 283655reply
He does look like a pedophile so yeah probably
ArgentinaBernd2023-08-17 14:04:18 · 3yNo. 283658reply
DenmarkBernd2023-08-17 14:10:12 · 3yNo. 283659reply
>no proofs but no doubts either
that is proof enough

GermanyBernd2023-08-15 10:24:19 · 3yNo. 283287reply
I have forgotten how to get gf irl.
 
I used to be full-blown Bernd when I lived with my parents. Then I moved away to university and managed to date and fug four girls.
Then I installed dating apps like Tinder and Bumble, dated dozens and fugged four. I have completely stopped getting girls not from dating apps and I have no idea how to go back.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-16 10:34:15 · 3yNo. 283483reply
Bye. And don't come back.
PolandBernd2023-08-16 14:31:50 · 3yNo. 283502reply
what have you done?
ArgentinaBernd2023-08-16 20:44:15 · 3yNo. 283555reply
ArgentinaBernd2023-08-17 02:52:53 · 3yNo. 283596reply
Somehow i can relate to your post, except for the part about having ever tried to get a gf, i can't even picture myself asking out a girl, shit is like a phobia to me. At least you sound functional and social bernd.
You'll eventually score a girl if you keep trying but if that doesn't work, just pay a girl to date you... that's what i'm gonna do.

TexasBernd2023-08-16 20:52:31 · 3yNo. 283557reply
Officer Karli engages with hammer wielding male.
GermanyBernd2023-08-16 21:07:41 · 3yNo. 283558reply

United StatesBernd2023-08-16 03:27:20 · 3yNo. 283429reply
When's the last time you've had a Koolickle, bernd?
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United StatesBernd2023-08-16 16:35:08 · 3yNo. 283516reply
im concerned about blue raspberry lemonade
GermanyBernd2023-08-16 16:40:21 · 3yNo. 283517reply
You can't buy Koolaid here. I guess that this is ans exclusive american thing.
We have alternative products.
PolandBernd2023-08-16 17:28:00 · 3yNo. 283525reply
is it actually good or is it the kind of thing you do for shock value and then are left with nothing but regret and nasty pickles?
United StatesBernd2023-08-16 18:33:13 · 3yNo. 283540reply
If you like pickles they're great.

TexasToxoplasmosisBernd2023-08-16 04:19:41 · 3yNo. 283438reply
I know toxoplasmosis is some kohlface broscience but I am addicted to cats smell.
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PolandBernd2023-08-16 16:22:18 · 3yNo. 283512reply
you're like this little devil on my shoulder who is whispering into my ear in an attempt to convince me to finally get a cat
GermanyBernd2023-08-16 16:30:13 · 3yNo. 283514reply
There is nothing devilish. Do it. If you get indoor kots you must have sufficient space so they can roam around and get two so they can play with each other when you don't have time for them. Best is ans outdoor kot of course.
 
I noticed it gives me tremendous joy to watch kot videos. So I try to do this multiple times a week. I do recommend this.
PolandBernd2023-08-16 17:36:55 · 3yNo. 283527reply
that's the thing, I don't have time for a pet so it wouldn't be fair to get one
GermanyBernd2023-08-16 17:46:48 · 3yNo. 283530reply
Then don't get one. You shouldn't get a kot if you can't provide properly for its needs. I don't have one for this reason as well.

FranceThunderstormBernd2023-08-14 23:09:03 · 3yNo. 283217reply
Wowowow I've never seen a thunderstorm like this.
 
And it's coming closer omo
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 18:12:19 · 3yNo. 283353reply
No, it was like 10 min and then it was over.
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:03:25 · 3yNo. 283366reply
Sounds like having sex with me except 8 mins longer
United StatesBernd2023-08-16 03:39:44 · 3yNo. 283432reply
if i hold out a metal umbrella and am really tall am i more likely to have sex with you?
TexasBernd2023-08-16 04:01:16 · 3yNo. 283436reply
Ohhh sex hummina hummina hummina gonna cum ohh baby yes gonna cum

GermanyBernd2023-08-15 15:36:02 · 3yNo. 283313reply
Would you eat my filled zucchini with cheese, mushrooms, onions, garlic, chili and mozzarella on top?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-15 18:33:01 · 3yNo. 283360reply
Seems like a lot of effort for a bland watery dish. But I will try it.
 
>some taste bitter and some taste sweet
what are the good tasting ones?
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 19:01:26 · 3yNo. 283364reply
I am not sure tbh lol, I ate the tastiest aromatic zucchinis and I ate some horribly bitter ones that almost ruined the entire dish, I think it has something to do with age. The fresher the zucchini the sweeter they are, they tend to get bitter somewhat quickly despite not being bad. Also the small zucchinis are sweeter than the big ones, but obviously they are not that suitable for filling. Just make sure you eat them 3-4 days after buying
FranceBernd2023-08-15 23:10:49 · 3yNo. 283404reply
YES
 
I'm hungry
United StatesBernd2023-08-16 03:37:35 · 3yNo. 283431reply
the zuchini is not aborbent like bread. if it was on bread it would be much more appetizing. its sort of slimy zucchini

TexasSend helpBernd2023-08-13 21:23:16 · 3yNo. 283033reply
European first world send help to USAzil it's suffering.
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ArgentinaBernd2023-08-14 22:47:04 · 3yNo. 283215reply
>maui wildfires
This has all the signs of being the preparatives for a pearl harbor 2.0 kek. I'd keep an eye on the japs if i were the u.s government
GermanyBernd2023-08-14 23:36:05 · 3yNo. 283227reply
TexasBernd2023-08-15 13:48:29 · 3yNo. 283304reply
https://apnews.com/article/suicides-record-2022-guns-48511d74deb24d933e66cec1b6f2d545
United StatesBernd2023-08-15 19:54:11 · 3yNo. 283380reply
"Fun times"

AustraliaBernd2023-08-07 10:10:28 · 3yNo. 282065reply
i miss paul
where is paul
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GermanyBernd2023-08-08 12:49:45 · 3yNo. 282220reply
Paul deez nutz out of your mouth
AustraliaBernd2023-08-15 10:27:25 · 3yNo. 283288reply
where is pavul
FranceBernd2023-08-15 11:08:12 · 3yNo. 283290reply
United KingdomBernd2023-08-15 16:58:35 · 3yNo. 283333reply
Kill paul. Behead paul. Roundhouse kick paul into the concrete. Slam dunk a paul baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy paul. Defecate in paul's food. Launch paul into the sun. Stir fry paul in a wok. Toss paul into an active volcano. Urinate into paul's gas tank. Judo throw paul into a wood chipper. Twist paul's head off. Report paul to the AFP. Karate chop paul in half. Curb stomp pregnant paul. Trap paul in quicksand. Crush paul in the trash compactor. Liquefy paul in a vat of acid. Eat paul. Dissect paul. Exterminate paul in the gas chamber. Stomp paul's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate paul in the oven. Lobotomize paul. Mandatory abortions for paul. Grind paul fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown paul in boiling paul piss. Vaporize paul with a ray gun. Kick old paul down the stairs. Feed paul to alligators. Slice paul with a katana.

Germanybreath trainingBernd2023-08-07 18:10:09 · 3yNo. 282117reply
i've been neglecting my health training. over the years i did many experiments and found lots of stuff i very much believe to be healthy.
 
today i did pretty good: i did
>netipot
>wim hof breath training
>light aerobic
>lymphatic muscle pumps (that's something i invented myself)
>some medium intensity umbrella skating
>drank healing tea
 
tomorrow i wanna continue. the breath training and the muscle pumps are something i should be doing every day. i did this for a while and i stopped because i didn't know how to handle being molested by ugly women so much. i hoe-p i'm better at dodging the uggos now.
 
i've experimented quite a bit with different schools of breathing. what i like about the Wim Hof method is that it is so easily accessible. i don't have to be in this transcendent serene longterm mindspace to get into it, i just press play on the video and follow along and the results are instant. i've never done the exercise without immediately feeling that this is doing me good.
 
if any bernd wants to know what it is that i will be doing tomorrow, this video is a good introduction and i very much recommend:
 
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RussiaBernd2023-08-14 17:50:55 · 3yNo. 283167reply
> there are time tested ways of making women want to fuck you
give advic pls
GermanyBernd2023-08-14 18:03:43 · 3yNo. 283172reply
RussiaBernd2023-08-15 03:42:48 · 3yNo. 283251reply
Isn't the age of 24 a bit too cring to start skating
GermanyBernd2023-08-15 11:49:28 · 3yNo. 283295reply
>Isn't the age of 24 a bit too cring to start skating
 
no? i'm teaching my 75 year old father how to snakeboard.
 
you seem still very much worried what other people will think of you. if you keep this attitude up your life will be shit because evil people will wanna trick you into doing their bidding. they will never stop bitching until you follow their exact orders. it doesn't matter what you do or don't do, people will complain and be nasty to you because they are trash.

United StatesBernd2023-08-15 00:20:14 · 3yNo. 283228reply
it is 106F (41C) outside
United StatesBernd2023-08-15 00:32:49 · 3yNo. 283230reply
it is nice and cool in my parent's basement
FranceBernd2023-08-15 01:38:28 · 3yNo. 283239reply
This is the rainiest summer, like... ever.
In germany I had only rain for the last 3 weeks and it just won't stop.
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