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AustriaBernd2020-10-14 15:24:17 · 6yNo. 103520reply
The film was kinda good actually.
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GermanyBernd2020-10-14 17:55:22 · 6yNo. 103525reply
Yes its bretty good. Reminded me of 'Brawl in Cellblock 99' when it comes to a type-cast actor breaking free and showing that they can do different stuff too.
AustriaBernd2020-10-14 18:55:24 · 6yNo. 103526reply
It was actually good job by Adam Sandler. I don't like his dumb comedies. Ending soundtrack was cherry on the top.
BrazilBernd2020-10-15 12:12:38 · 6yNo. 103540reply
it was great indeed
but all those people talking at the same time made me anxious as fuck.
 
Also this is how i imagine jews, pathological scammers
United StatesBernd2020-10-17 22:10:50 · 6yNo. 103589reply
I thought so too, but I didn't like the sound mixing as much. I thought there was too many times that loud music distracted from the dialogue.

RussiaBernd2020-10-13 10:52:55 · 6yNo. 103468reply
Post text ITT and I will make song and post it later ITT in rock/pop/metal style
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United StatesBernd2020-10-13 16:42:15 · 6yNo. 103486reply
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck, I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck, How you start a family? The condom slipped up, I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate, I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit, I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit, Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch)
SingaporeBernd2020-10-17 03:23:27 · 6yNo. 103574reply
GermanyBernd2020-10-17 04:39:06 · 6yNo. 103576reply
SIIIIIIIP
 
Ahhhhh...
 
Now this is what I call a drink... Aqua from the purest of lead pipes...
 
Anonimus, when are you gonna join the army, huh? Look, I know you're worried, but trust me, all you need is a well polished suit of armor and a firm grip on your handshake and you're set, son. When I was your age I had aaalllready served for 2 years with my legion. My position? Ah yes, I was part of the rear velites, very important to guard the rear midsection in an army, very daring men that I served by. What do you mean I just stood around while the hastati were killing all the Gauls? I'll have you know that my friend Jiminarius was serving in the same line as me! You think you could tell him that his position was useless to his face? Hah! That's right. You imperial kids are just so disrespectful. Back in the good old days, if a child said something like that to his father, he would get the shaft if you know what I mean. You're lucky I didn't raise you on your grandpa's techniques. Ah, sometimes I just miss the feel of my generation.
SIIIIIIIP
 
Also... I'm gonna be up before sun break tomorrow, plowing the land with my favorite ox. Yep, the one that bellows all the time. Goodnight, Anonimus.
GermanyBernd2020-10-17 04:40:20 · 6yNo. 103577reply
Eine 9/10 blonde Aufmerksamkeitshure mit großen Brüsten unterrichtete eine Klasse an der Beta Universität.
 
"Bevor der Unterricht beginnt müsst ihr eure Laptops öffnen und all meine Facebookupdates plus die neuen Strand- und Partyphotos liken, obwohl ich niemals eure Existenz bemerken werde"
 
In diesem Moment stand ein roboterhafter, jungfräulicher NEET Echtbernd, der über 1500 Fühl-Pfostierungen auf /b/ und /we/ erstellt, das erste Mal seit Wochen das Haus verlassen hatte und sich in vollem Umfang über das weibliche Privileg und die generelle Einfachheit des weiblichen Lebens im Klaren war, auf und hielt einen Stein empor.
 
"Wie fühlt sich dieser Stein an?"
 
Die selbstverliebte Lehrerin grinste reichlich dümmlich und antwortete: "Er fühlt sich grob an, meine Hand tut weh wenn ich ihn nur anfasse".
 
"Falsch. Wenn er grob ist und dir wehtut ... warum hast du ihn dann noch nicht auf dein Gesicht ejakulieren lassen?"
 
Die Lehrerin war sichtlich geschockt und verlor ihre Kreide und Ausgabe von 50 Shades Of Grey. Sie rannte aus dem Raum während sie ihre Weißritter beschwörenden Krokodilstränen weinte. Alle Betas applaudierten, pfostierten Grüntextgeschichten und realisierten, dass wenn wirklich 20% der Männer alle Frauen abkriegen, sie den Schweizers 5:1 überlegen waren. Eine Katze namens "Jungfräuliche Muschi" rannte in den Raum, setze sich auf die deutsche Flagge und weinte eine Träne auf die Kreide. Nach einer Woche waren alle Frauen versklavt durch die Berndrevolutuion und wurden gereccht unter allen Männern aufgeteilt.
 
Die Lehrerin verlor ihre Lehrerlaubnis und wurde am nächsten Tag gefeuert. Sie beging Selbstmord nachdem sie bemerken musste dass unter den hundert Männern die sie heiraten wollten nicht ein Millionär war, und ihr Leben somit zu schwierig wurde.
 
Ps: Das Fühl wenn kein GF.

BrazilGames thredaBernd2020-09-21 16:09:05 · 6yNo. 102648reply
What are you playing?
 
me: I'm doing another run on Starsector this time with Nexerelin. It really brings the galaxy alive.
 
I am working towards building my fleet taking up comissions and independent contracts.
 
Then I'm building my own colony where I'll adopt an agressive market disruption campaign to whatever goods i produce
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BrazilBernd2020-10-14 04:39:39 · 6yNo. 103509reply
I started over.
Got some mercs from AIM as I still can't access M.E.R.C, I got them with better gear so it's very effective.
GermanyBernd2020-10-14 16:31:57 · 6yNo. 103522reply
Once MERC is available you should get a few of the MERC guys. Best thing about MERC is that they get better mercenaries if you pay em moneys and you are more flexible when it comes to paying MERC mercenaries than say AIM ones.
 
Also dont forget to keep the equipment before a contract runs out, since you paid for it anyways.
FinlandBernd2020-10-14 20:16:10 · 6yNo. 103528reply
Genshin Impact, I hope this will be a solo playthrough FfXIV
FinlandBernd2020-10-16 22:37:40 · 6yNo. 103568reply
It's early access. All PHB classes will be available at full release.
As far as I know, they're going to be patching the missing classes in one at a time during early access.

GermanyBernd2020-10-13 11:55:39 · 6yNo. 103469reply
Which side are you on?
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ItalyBernd2020-10-16 03:10:54 · 6yNo. 103551reply
I eat both.
United StatesBernd2020-10-16 07:43:08 · 6yNo. 103552reply
in the US, we call it "country-fried steak" and sometimes "chicken-fried steak" (as in "steak fried in the manner of chicken", it's actually beef)
it's very tasty with a cream-and-sasuage gravy on top
AustraliaBernd2020-10-16 08:03:06 · 6yNo. 103554reply
I know, I know. But for some reason, it's Australians favourite schnitzel meat.
GermanyBernd2020-10-16 10:36:00 · 6yNo. 103556reply
Thanks for educating me.

GermanyBernd2020-10-13 19:38:30 · 6yNo. 103491reply
Germany is preparing for holy war.
GermanyBernd2020-10-13 21:02:21 · 6yNo. 103494reply
Where is that?
GermanyBernd2020-10-13 21:07:48 · 6yNo. 103496reply
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmauskirche_(Borna)
United StatesBernd2020-10-14 11:00:18 · 6yNo. 103515reply
Warhammer-tire

New ZealandBernd2020-10-13 07:07:20 · 6yNo. 103460reply
This time i tripped twice as hard as my previous mescaline boil.
My biggest revelation is i needed to go further in the bush to avoid hearing airplanes and atvs
Otherwise 8/10 - would puke again.
AustriaBernd2020-10-13 09:53:47 · 6yNo. 103466reply
DMT is the only thing missing on my list, I wonder how it compares to Salvia
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-13 12:59:55 · 6yNo. 103473reply
I don't like the salvia, I took a hit if like 100x concentrate of it once by accident when I was 14.
 
Immediately disassociated in a way, I collapsed and I saw and tracked the drool from my mouth make the trek to space.
New ZealandBernd2020-10-14 00:05:36 · 6yNo. 103498reply
My next drug searchings will lead me into the magical world of salvia. 5meodmt and its cousins shouldn't be an issue to uncover but it can be without the toad or adequate time to extract dmt rich plants.
 
Somehow i managed to misplace 9 socks during the time i brewed my mescaline and when i drank the sludge. Really rustles my jimmies.

CaliforniaBernd2020-10-11 17:44:58 · 6yNo. 103439reply
This is what top boomer athletes looked like in the 1970s. Notice the average build, it was barely passing then and inconceivable now.
 
This relates to the refinement of practically everything we see in out day to day life. People have even become more nuanced and sophisticated because of refinement.
 
Therefore I declare history as a series of refinements.
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United StatesBernd2020-10-11 23:37:03 · 6yNo. 103447reply
Are the current ones really more "refined"? He's still muscular, just not as defined and not behind a bunch of photoshop layers. Like more bear mode than completely ripped.
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-13 06:59:28 · 6yNo. 103459reply
That's anthropology not history, simple.
New ZealandBernd2020-10-13 07:08:38 · 6yNo. 103461reply
Dysgenic sufferers are growing in their stagnant mire of genetic dead ends.
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-13 07:28:17 · 6yNo. 103462reply
What a poet, wow!

United StatesBernd2020-10-12 03:17:33 · 6yNo. 103448reply
This is the best thing I’ve watched in a long time!
 
t. Nostalgic bernd
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CaliforniaBernd2020-10-12 03:33:13 · 6yNo. 103450reply
you're missing out
RussiaBernd2020-10-12 08:05:15 · 6yNo. 103452reply
It sucked some major ass. Unfunny and ugly.
 
Here's a real discovery.
FinlandBernd2020-10-12 09:29:38 · 6yNo. 103453reply
looks disgusting and possibly canadian
FinlandBernd2020-10-12 15:39:14 · 6yNo. 103454reply
Cartoon Network?

United StatesBernd2020-09-27 04:46:15 · 6yNo. 102916reply
Three episodes in and they already do the reveal and the big bad guy is just a pharma corp executive with an extinction rebellion fetish instead of a shadow cabal of people trying to bring humanity back into order with the natural world.
 
At least Arby is still autistic.
 
I wish I still had my copy of the original but I think I deleted it from my drives long ago.
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United StatesBernd2020-10-02 02:53:41 · 6yNo. 103064reply
I don't see the problem, unless you suffered some serious financial setback. Everyone's keeping their distance at work, small talk's way more sporadic, supervision is down, masks keep me from forcing myself into a "public" mood, interacting with the unwashed masses is limited enough that I barely realize they exist. It's pretty much the one time working has felt comfy.
Honestly I'm pretty happy with these changes. The only issues I have are non-pandemic related, which are their own can of worms.
United StatesBernd2020-10-02 19:41:00 · 6yNo. 103096reply
The one very very good thing about all this is I can ignore my supervisor and still appears as if I’m working to my boss. While my boss is very laid back and manages things best, she needs everything to follow a very very very strict system or else her heda breaks.
AustraliaBernd2020-10-10 01:18:21 · 6yNo. 103412reply
The violence was an important element of the original. It was abrupt and unflinching. The remake signposts the violence and so it loses its impact.
 
I hope the remake goes off in an original direction tbh, because the facsimile approach has been underwhelming so far. Cast is decent, though.
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-10 03:40:54 · 6yNo. 103413reply

United StatesBernd2020-10-06 21:21:50 · 6yNo. 103318reply
Map of the highest iq men on the planet.
GermanyBernd2020-10-06 21:45:20 · 6yNo. 103320reply
Why so few in japan and south korea?
United StatesBernd2020-10-06 22:25:35 · 6yNo. 103323reply
You tell me?
 
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54436575
 
i know I’ll probably get flack for posting news posting especially one like this but this is too funny
United StatesBernd2020-10-09 18:49:05 · 6yNo. 103399reply
ca,e wect to make more money?
idk
GermanyBernd2020-10-09 19:06:54 · 6yNo. 103404reply
I think they're more into octoposes and humiliating women.

United Stateslyme bioweapon conspiracy theoryBernd2020-10-07 05:58:07 · 6yNo. 103330reply
I often see people claiming that lyme disease is a bioweapon created by the US government in the 50s and 60s. This seems to be popular among internet communist circles but also with the far right. Yet Borrelia burgdorferi DNA (in particular, regions of the ospA gene) has been detected via PCR in museum specimens collected as early as 1894 (Marshall III et al., 1994) and more recently from the 1940s (Persing et al., 1990). Furthermore the presentation of erythema migrans following a tick bite was first described by a Swede in the 1909. So what the fuck?
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RussiaBernd2020-10-09 16:47:57 · 6yNo. 103394reply
It seems jokes about new black death epidemic gonna get real.
FinlandBernd2020-10-09 16:57:16 · 6yNo. 103395reply
Diseases we had almost wiped out with vaccines keep coming back, we've had outbreaks of measles around the country lately.
 
And we're in deep shit if there is enough retards refusing corona vaccineS, from what I understand flu viruses are the most resilient and mutation-happy buggers around, no room for naysayers.
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-09 16:57:44 · 6yNo. 103396reply
So there are some reasons to be a bit cautious when talking about this specific vaccine, as coronaviruses have this weird quirk called immune enhancement.
 
In some data analyzed in a feline corona virus model, scientist found that an infection (vaccine induced or otherwise) could trigger an immune response that is "improper" (for lack of a better word), and the created antibodies actually help the virus enter host cells. While this would lead to one nasty infection, the worst part about this is that your body will remember how to make these shitty antibodies, so if you get exposed to the virus again, your symptoms will we worse.
 
Now, a lot of viruses have this quirk, and vaccines work fine, as there are plenty of clinical trials. The main thing that is concerning about this new vaccine is all of the corner cutting.
 
While I believe that the resulting vaccine will be mostly safe, I doubt that it will be super effective.
United StatesBernd2020-10-09 18:38:31 · 6yNo. 103397reply
i got nothing against vaccines tbh
but when it comes to brand new basically untested ones...
uhhh
you first lol

United StatesBernd2020-10-09 16:04:20 · 6yNo. 103389reply
I hate my supervisor so fucking much. It makes work absolutely unbearable.
 
Jewish women as your supervisors, not even once. I ain’t even a nazi kohltard, just this woman does not understand the world outside her rigidly defined parameters.
 
The fact I will have to deal with this for another 3 years minimum makes me think I will not have much of a liver come 2025.
GermanyBernd2020-10-09 16:23:30 · 6yNo. 103390reply
Do you think her being Jewish is the problem here or is she just an idiot?
United StatesBernd2020-10-09 16:39:08 · 6yNo. 103391reply
Jewish isn’t the problem, it’s just the dickishness that comes with having authority over someone mixed in with the fact that, yes, I do believe women are less capable of being flexible with thinking. I do not know why, but every woman I have interacted with in my life needs things done their specific way and are not open to change at all.

AustriaBernd2020-09-19 15:53:03 · 6yNo. 102494reply
Today I cosoplay as aristocrate.
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GermanyBernd2020-09-19 20:00:45 · 6yNo. 102531reply
The only issue I can see from this is that you might not have gotten a high enough temperature for "scharf anbraten" (searing?) the steak. And it certainly looks like you're missing some nice Röstaromen. Having a heavier pan and a hot stove helps with that, but cast iron isn't necessary in my opinion. I have a nice steel pan and it works.
Choice of meat is probably an important factor, like you describe, but I'll need to experiment more with that myself.
AustriaBernd2020-09-19 20:23:29 · 6yNo. 102536reply
Again, it is not that bad as it looks. But I think you are right about temperature. It is just that although I got medium rare it is still a bit tougher than I expected it to be.
United StatesBernd2020-09-19 20:25:54 · 6yNo. 102538reply
I make my steak in my Dutch oven because I have no other cast iron
 
That Dutch oven was a great investment, I think I’ll make paella next week or something
AustriaBernd2020-10-09 00:54:15 · 6yNo. 103381reply
Cooked some shit with rice today but ut is alright.

United StatesBernd2020-10-07 02:49:09 · 6yNo. 103327reply
W...wa..wait what??
 
The mayor of Mogadishu is a Somali man nicknamed ‘Finnish’? Or is he a Finnish Somali?
 
Did they activate CERN again and destabilize the noosphere?
FinlandBernd2020-10-07 21:07:42 · 6yNo. 103338reply
I have no idea, but Somalian return-fugees from Finland is definitely a thing. They have some wealth and influence there apparently.
United StatesBernd2020-10-07 21:23:59 · 6yNo. 103339reply
Is this the new age and standard of having a colonial empire?
GermanyBernd2020-10-08 12:48:12 · 6yNo. 103349reply
Neo-Imperial Finnish Hyper-Khaganate
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