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RussiaBernd2020-09-27 12:50:42 · 6yNo. 102923reply
Azerbijan and Armenia at war now
 
I don't support either side since they're both temporarily occupied Soviet territories (just like Rusiasa)
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United StatesBernd2020-09-28 01:03:14 · 6yNo. 102950reply
Ngono Karabach is pretty big, probably 1/4th of Azerbaijan. I don’t know if there is any strategic resources there like oil? Maybe it is just best for Azerbaijan to cede that to Armenia for autonomy of nakichivan
GermanyBernd2020-09-28 01:03:47 · 6yNo. 102951reply
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergkarabach
Pretty "huge" for the involved parties. I don't know about any natural treasures located in the region, but it is majority Armenian.
 
Let's hope it doesn't go full scale, but it might. Russia has already told both parties to cease hostilities.
RussiaBernd2020-09-28 07:50:53 · 6yNo. 102956reply
GermanyBernd2020-09-28 11:55:20 · 6yNo. 102958reply
>Dassault Falcon 7X 9H-ZSN from Moscow descending for Yerevan Armenia
Looks like Russian support Armenia so i do.

United StatesBernd2020-09-28 00:51:52 · 6yNo. 102943reply
I will end up on this show one day. Thankfully years on KC and now BG grave taught me much about the world and women so I feel safe.
 
What foreign gf would you marry bernds? Ideally I would like to marry a nice French Canadian girl but I’m okay with a Brazilian farm girl or a steepe girl from Uzbekistan or Turkmenistan. As long as they share my dream of leaving society and running a homestead I’m okay.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-28 02:42:26 · 6yNo. 102953reply
It would be nice to find a la gf de Midwest Americana to have a farm with but I am a coastgarch :(
GermanyBernd2020-09-28 03:03:18 · 6yNo. 102954reply
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-28 04:24:29 · 6yNo. 102955reply
I'm not sure. Maybe a cute little finnish twink, or a gopnik, or a polish twink. As long as I get to be the big spoon, and as long as we can make shitty robots together I'll be happy.
RussiaBernd2020-09-28 09:36:20 · 6yNo. 102957reply
Fug thats verynice goodnice

Finlandcar troublesBernd2020-09-22 17:12:59 · 6yNo. 102765reply
So worn out after today.
 
Drove (dad's) car back from yearly maintenance, thought everything was fine after the crash but no. Steering wheel is slightly crooked and there is something wrong with the right rear axel(?) even though they were fixed a year ago at a different shop, apprently shoddy work. I was prepared for surprises, but it will be a pain in the ass to get the garage to fix their mistake nevermind get the insurance company to pay up the money for realigning the wheel. Fortunately even if it cost's 500€+ no problem, as I have built up another emergency fund last summer I can dip into.
 
Feel free to blogpost about your car itt.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-25 22:13:07 · 6yNo. 102877reply
Outside of your neighborhood, most city dwellers don't really care who you are and probably won't remember unless they have to deal with you specifically. There's too much visual noise to focus on one person. Especially during busy hours. Even weirdos are just taken as part of the scenery.
I was once in a village and nobody there knew the addresses. They just guided themselves by saying "go right from Valentino's house" or "you're looking for Alfredo's place" and similar shit. And they automatically know you're an alien.
That wasn't Germany obviously but I get what he's getting at. I don't get why people have this boner for small town life. I'd kill myself within a year.
GermanyBernd2020-09-25 23:46:21 · 6yNo. 102881reply
I live in a 10k people place, so it's certainly not a city.
as I am bernd, only my closest neighbours know I even exist, and we dont bother each other.
No trouble to die over.
AustriaBernd2020-09-27 17:33:36 · 6yNo. 102932reply
Car was fucky already and also needed the yearly inspection, so I figured I would let the workshop also do the oil change and small fixes.
 
Big mistake. The most obvious fix they didn't do at all (a leaky turbo pipe, most probably), and for my axis hull they ordered a wrong part and they also somehow caused my roof to leak through the top console when it rains.
 
Also, since they didn't manage to even finish my car in time, I took it back and fixed most of it myself.
 
Yesterday, suddenly the ventilation stopped working, and today I dismantled the whole interior and managed to locate and circumvent the broken part (now it's just in or off, but it works).
 
I'm bretty proud of myself
GermanyBernd2020-09-27 19:08:43 · 6yNo. 102934reply
Based

United StatesBernd2020-09-26 12:44:04 · 6yNo. 102892reply
Flags
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GermanyBernd2020-09-27 00:45:18 · 6yNo. 102908reply
Fuck the United States of America.
 
Fuck the Peoples Republic of China
 
Fuck the Russian Federation
 
 
 
Europa invicta
United StatesBernd2020-09-27 02:38:17 · 6yNo. 102913reply
You wont let me into your cuntry anyways >:(
 
only european frens are albonians, B E L A R I S, Ayreland, Kosovar, Moldovan gypsies, macedonian albonians, serbians afraid of cluster bombings, and my dad even though he doesnt consider himself yuro poor any more
GermanyBernd2020-09-27 03:55:37 · 6yNo. 102914sagereply
cringe threda
United StatesBernd2020-09-27 04:41:56 · 6yNo. 102915reply
nooo ur cringe >:(

GermanyBernd2020-09-26 22:51:13 · 6yNo. 102903reply
Today I decided, rather arbitrarily, to hate all comedians.
 
Please rate, share and subscribe to my patreon
RussiaBernd2020-09-26 23:04:55 · 6yNo. 102904reply
its easy to hate them, cause they're low iq folks.
GermanyBernd2020-09-27 00:44:30 · 6yNo. 102907reply
I recently came to realize that I don't like humor anymore.
GermanyBernd2020-09-27 00:46:08 · 6yNo. 102909reply
Fuck the State sanctioned PC humor.

RussiaBernd2020-09-11 19:02:50 · 6yNo. 101756reply
So, now that the dust have settled, is it safe to say that this board has kicked off?
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CaliforniaBernd2020-09-21 04:37:37 · 6yNo. 102628reply
I've been with you since B.G was still Hamtakilla.
GermanyBernd2020-09-21 06:57:43 · 6yNo. 102629reply
Yes, this site looks very professional and ebin
ColombiaBernd2020-09-21 08:22:16 · 6yNo. 102630reply
It is a nice place you have here
EcuadorBernd2020-09-26 23:16:52 · 6yNo. 102905reply
I suppose if you don't have pedos it's already better than the other place.

CaliforniaAylienBernd2020-09-24 00:36:42 · 6yNo. 102810reply
Imagine the disappointment we will feel when it turns out we're a bunch of chemistry dumbasses.
 
>Tfw no hot bacteria husbando :(
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GermanyBernd2020-09-26 01:39:37 · 6yNo. 102887reply
I dont car3, those heathen ayyyliums must die. Dog wills it.
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-26 15:30:37 · 6yNo. 102897reply
Was it really that bad? I can delete it if you like.
United StatesBernd2020-09-26 20:51:51 · 6yNo. 102900reply
Is it possible to delete posts on here? I’m a different Ameriball btw
RussiaBernd2020-09-26 21:10:34 · 6yNo. 102902reply

United StatesHumboldt squidBernd2020-09-25 23:48:11 · 6yNo. 102882reply
Despite having a very high mass-specific basal metabolic rate adult Humboldt squid are able to depress total metabolism by 35% during their daily migration to the mesopelagic oxygen minimum zone (Seibel 2014). 50% of the ATP consumed under hypoxia in this squid comes from anaerobic processes. This adaptation likely allows these top predators to keep themselves from starving to death as they wait for their prey to return to shallower waters at night. Btw these squid can grow up to 2M 50kg.
GermanyBernd2020-09-26 01:32:43 · 6yNo. 102885reply
Scary to think that there are 18 m long squids. Deep sea is scary.
United StatesBernd2020-09-26 03:38:22 · 6yNo. 102889reply
I'm not aware of any well supported cases of giant or colossal squids attacking humans. However there have certainly been hostile interactions between humans and humboldt squids. For instance the one in this video bites the diver (through chainmail, so it does not slice but still hurts):
 

RussiaBernd2020-09-23 18:26:13 · 6yNo. 102791reply
Saint Olga is so cute...
Do you have some cute female rulers in your country's history as well, /int/?
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GermanyBernd2020-09-24 20:06:54 · 6yNo. 102851reply
French
t. refugee
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 22:19:19 · 6yNo. 102855reply
You goddamn son of a bitch. It wasnt enough that that frenchball on Pedochan always teased me with this "Charlemagne was french" bullshit, now its a germanyball that does it too!
 
For the last time: CHARLEMAGNE OR KARL DER GROßE WAS A FRANK. FRANKS ARE A GERMAN TRIBE. HE SPOKE GERMANIC/FRANKIC NOT FRENCH OR GAUL OR WHATEVER THE FROG LANGUAGE BACK THEN WAS CALLED.
 
Its not my problem that goddamn frogs are so miserable at war that they were the first ones to get conquered by the franks.
GermanyBernd2020-09-25 16:12:57 · 6yNo. 102868reply
What if he have seen himself as french?
GermanyBernd2020-09-25 16:29:58 · 6yNo. 102869reply
Simply impossible. The french identity didn't exist when he was alive. He could have seen himself as a Gallo-Roman but I highly doubt it. More likely he just saw himself as a capable ruler.

FinlandBecoming cyborg or building a second brainBernd2020-09-24 12:39:09 · 6yNo. 102831reply
My phone/watch combo informs me when it's time to drink water, time to eat, time for walkies after sitting too long and when time to wake up and go to sleep.
 
This is completely different from life a decade or more ago.
 
How has technology changed your life Bernds?
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GermanyBernd2020-09-24 14:40:35 · 6yNo. 102839reply
I'm don't remember life without technology
But having a reminder to drink water?
very silly
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 15:14:13 · 6yNo. 102840reply
I think I agree with >>102839 I drink when I'm thirsty and at least two cups of tea are part of my daily routine. My pee color is fine, too. So reminders to drink water don't seem necessary.
 
In terms of problems, my main issues are getting out of bed, forgetting to follow my schedule and troubles falling asleep. I'll elaborate more on the second point:
My life is currently that I work from home with zero outside factors except a deadline for work every couple of weeks, so I'm completely free in planning my day. I write a physical to do list on a paper and when I follow it, there are no problems. But sometimes I have trouble getting out of bed and actually starting the list. Then the major problem is that sometimes I'll get sucked into reading wikipedia articles, imageboards or something like that and then my schedule gets fucked up. I only manage to do the most basic things and it's all no bueno.
FinlandBernd2020-09-24 15:52:03 · 6yNo. 102841reply
I forget when I'm in the midst of something.
 
>I write a physical to do list on a paper and when I follow it, there are no problems. But sometimes I have trouble getting out of bed and actually starting the list
I have the same problem, unfortunately there is no simple fix. Putting persistent alarms and leaving the phone/alarm clock outside the bedroom helps some. Regular sleep schedule, sleep hygiene and ALWAYS waking up at the same time or earlier works somewhat for me. Do you have a go-to-sleep alarm enabled on your iPhone?
AustraliaBernd2020-09-25 02:46:34 · 6yNo. 102861reply
wew lad. I'd find that super annoying, but when I think about it a bit more maybe it would be beneficial at least.

RussiaBernd2020-09-21 09:32:27 · 6yNo. 102634reply
Finland looks extremely familiar.
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RussiaBernd2020-09-22 02:09:39 · 6yNo. 102708reply
Kang tier, not everyone can afford that.
FinlandBernd2020-09-22 13:21:00 · 6yNo. 102742reply
What's the occasion? The last time I observed this behavior in Helsinki was when they released as new limited edition Moomin mug.
FinlandBernd2020-09-24 00:03:30 · 6yNo. 102807reply
Helsinki is small and dull town compared to petersburg
 
Breadline
CaliforniaBernd2020-09-24 19:03:59 · 6yNo. 102847reply
We have lines like that now, waiting for toilet paper

GermanyBernd2020-09-21 18:40:17 · 6yNo. 102661reply
Why do so many people feel the need to discuss transgenderism? If you're not trans yourself, how does it impact your life?
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RussiaBernd2020-09-23 20:36:25 · 6yNo. 102794reply
kohlchan is down the hall and to the left xDDDDD
TurkeyBernd2020-09-24 14:32:13 · 6yNo. 102838reply
Trannies get bullied a lot. Stop bullying them and problems weren't
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 16:24:18 · 6yNo. 102842reply
I have never met a tranny. Neither did i ever saw a jew :D
 
For me they are mythical creatures.
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 17:31:09 · 6yNo. 102843reply
How can you be sure of that? You probably met a passing tranny or a Jew who didn't tell you.

GermanyBernd2020-09-14 14:13:50 · 6yNo. 102022reply
I have a tinder date coming up on wednesday and will meet for coffee with a fellow uni student who was out of town for an internship. It looks like after literal months without any kind of human contact besides going to the supermarket I will have a little social life again.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-24 00:14:58 · 6yNo. 102808reply
Jesus Christ I just want to go home...
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 00:21:12 · 6yNo. 102809reply
Dude, you look fine. We have tried to tell you you're not a hopeless case, but you smack down all offers for help. You're nothing like an annoying attention whore at this point.
GermanyBernd2020-09-24 09:40:34 · 6yNo. 102827reply
Imagine unironically believing that such a thing as a low or high value male exists or could exist.
 
Daily schizo spruch time.
 
Wie man in den Wald hineinruft, so schallt es heraus.
RussiaBernd2020-09-24 10:45:45 · 6yNo. 102828sagereply
Bannable offence.

GermanyBernd2020-09-05 14:57:15 · 6yNo. 101280reply
Can we have a Neofolk thread here?
 
Maybe not only about sharing music like on nukc, but also serious discussions about the aesthetics, underlying philosophies etc...
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GermanyBernd2020-09-09 18:49:02 · 6yNo. 101671reply
If you like that one you might enjoy some of these. But I'm looking for more similar stuff myself.
GermanyBernd2020-09-10 19:41:54 · 6yNo. 101722reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=t7FV5h0yIBE
 
Just found this and wanted to share with Bernds.
GermanyBernd2020-09-13 18:56:23 · 6yNo. 101902reply
Thanks, quite good ones but dam the one stuck a loop into heda. Sadly I'm shit at finding new music so here it goes again.
GermanyBernd2020-09-23 13:03:09 · 6yNo. 102785reply
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