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AustriaBernd2020-10-18 10:57:35 · 6yNo. 103608reply
Nothing is comparable to the satisfaction of an "educated"American when he gets to type:
 
>Zip. Zilch.
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United StatesBernd2020-10-26 12:17:34 · 6yNo. 103809reply
There's a large potential gap between academics/intellugentsia and "people with degrees". I have a degree and I wouldn't consider myelf part of the former.
It's definitely a woman thing though. It's some kind of self-assurance.
GermanyBernd2020-10-26 12:20:11 · 6yNo. 103810reply
It's always so ridiculous when I hear about what's going on in American "universities" and colleges. They really are glorified schools in comparison to what we have in the Old World.
United StatesBernd2020-10-26 12:33:13 · 6yNo. 103811reply
It depends on where you go and what you study. I found it less like the usual horror stories you hear online, though that may have been due to my field of study and lack of social interaction. Can't say I can compare them to Euro schools though, no experience there.
KansasBernd2020-10-27 21:48:45 · 6yNo. 103848reply
This depends entirely on the school, the department, and your classmates. If there is a pro to the American system is that it offers a substantial amount of flexibility. In my PhD program in biochemistry there was someone that studied Greek classics for an undergraduate degree and someone who spent seven years as a bartender before going back to study for his PhD.
 
Both of those people are nontraditional students and have done really well, both publishing a lot as well as getting teaching/post docs at nice institutions.
 
Such a move would be impossible in say, the French or nordic systems.

FinlandBullet JournalsBernd2020-10-10 15:51:11 · 6yNo. 103415reply
I'm sorry Bernd, I tried but failed.
 
I can't stand my own scribbles and drawings in the 2 bullet journals started this year. I hate drawing writing out the months, drawing boxes and god forbid scripting the headers.
 
The two notebooks helped me back into daily journaling, which might turn out useful after this exceptional year. Will still write in the current BuJo until NYE, just so that I don't feel as if I have wasted a perfectly good notebook by leaving in 'unfinished'.
 
But it's back to readymade planners for OP, a cheap (but ridiculously hard to find) Muji planner and a generic notebook for 2021.
 
What the fuck is OP talking about might Bernd ask?
 
Bullet Journal Method:
 
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FinlandBernd2020-10-26 18:45:43 · 6yNo. 103821reply
*notobooks
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-26 22:16:46 · 6yNo. 103824reply
what happened?
FinlandBernd2020-10-26 22:56:00 · 6yNo. 103825reply
A psychotherapy firms database was stolen, it’s all over the news here.
New ZealandBernd2020-10-27 03:06:34 · 6yNo. 103832reply
My journal is gonna be published whenever i find the time to make my own paper. Who's gonna read it, I have no idea but I will make mad all.

BrazilBernd2020-10-21 13:23:43 · 6yNo. 103688reply
Has there ever been a generation as purposeless and adrift as our own?
 
There's no huge conflict, no big crisis, no technological advancement so we can move to the next step.
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FinlandBernd2020-10-25 19:48:34 · 6yNo. 103793reply
Do a dumpster dive and bring something for us!
AustraliaBernd2020-10-25 21:11:32 · 6yNo. 103794reply
I'd say it's about 50% music that intend to listen to:
http://read.tidal.com/article/rides-5-albums
New ZealandBernd2020-10-26 03:31:02 · 6yNo. 103798reply
Back in 2013 I had in excess of 700 tabs in firefox, with a perfect memorization of specific tabs dedicated to music.
Firefkx crashed one day, hanging for around thirty minutes and all my tabs were gone. Within a week I had a few hundred tabs and began bookmarking the important content and using a session saver to document every tab.
Fuck f*ref*x
GermanyBernd2020-10-26 16:57:27 · 6yNo. 103818reply
Complete Economic downfall of the western world.

GermanyBernd2020-10-15 13:06:58 · 6yNo. 103541reply
Are you aware?
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FinlandBernd2020-10-16 12:30:08 · 6yNo. 103557reply
As soon as everything in the world begins to look tolerable, it all comes to an end. Figures.
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-16 16:44:49 · 6yNo. 103558reply
-replied
Aware!
GermanyBernd2020-10-25 23:50:43 · 6yNo. 103795reply
a meaningless death?
New ZealandBernd2020-10-26 03:26:34 · 6yNo. 103796reply
Keeping death employed is not meaningless

United StatesAutophagiaBernd2020-10-19 04:44:13 · 6yNo. 103619reply
Why do people chew themselves? Is this excessive grooming or some other source of fixation? monkey see monkey do? I dont understand why some people fall into such habits and not others
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United StatesBernd2020-10-20 00:05:14 · 6yNo. 103657reply
I chew out of habit but sometimes I chew to get the shape of my nails fixed. Or to play with the clips.
FinlandBernd2020-10-21 19:17:49 · 6yNo. 103691reply
I don’t bite nails (unhygienic) but had a habit of pulling hairs when stressed, bald spots galore.
FinlandBernd2020-10-21 19:26:43 · 6yNo. 103692reply
>grooming
Feather-plucking in this case.
AustraliaBernd2020-10-25 09:03:51 · 6yNo. 103769reply
My parents bird has always done this. Plucks all the feathers along its body that it can reach. Things like 20 years old.

SwedenBernd2020-10-03 22:45:06 · 6yNo. 103168reply
Kohlchan is getting worse and worse.
 
Sad that the community turned out like that.
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New ZealandBernd2020-10-19 22:50:05 · 6yNo. 103654reply
Imagine still visiting that board and not visiting other chans altogether.
United StatesBernd2020-10-20 05:02:29 · 6yNo. 103661reply
There are no other Chan’s (besides magyarchan which is also as slow as here)
New ZealandBernd2020-10-20 22:17:11 · 6yNo. 103676reply
Dog forbid you have to go outside or use 420chan/7chan or sleepychan.
EcuadorBernd2020-10-23 21:25:19 · 6yNo. 103721reply
Basically this, I can handle Nazis, I can handle dumb monkeys, but pedos really get on my nerves.

RussiaBernd2020-10-20 19:24:15 · 6yNo. 103673reply
Wow season 3 episode 1 was such an uber shit i had to fast forward 80% of the episode because of sick amount of cringe. I challenge bernd to try it, it's a literal cringe tolerance test.
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RussiaBernd2020-10-20 20:00:04 · 6yNo. 103675reply
Maybe try discovery season 2.
Orville is kinda fun but it gets boring on 2 or 3rd season cant remember exactly.
United StatesBernd2020-10-21 04:25:18 · 6yNo. 103684reply
How CBS fucked up a franchise like Star Trek is beyond me
RussiaBernd2020-10-21 13:05:36 · 6yNo. 103687reply
Also i think there was not a single whitey in episode 1, felt like i was watching wakanda.
United StatesBernd2020-10-22 19:37:45 · 6yNo. 103705reply
I'm more annoyed by the total lack of creativity and shit writing

GermanyBernd2020-10-19 14:43:36 · 6yNo. 103630reply
How do I find nice pants?
 
I need to buy new pants, I want to have a pair of light blue and a pair of black jeans, but usually they are either too baggy at the ankles which looks weird or too tight overall.
 
Pls halp ;_;
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New ZealandBernd2020-10-20 22:32:54 · 6yNo. 103677reply
Secondhand stores are great to purchase old shovels and carpets.
RussiaBernd2020-10-21 03:42:12 · 6yNo. 103681reply
I keep on ordering old stuff off the Russian ebay clone. Of course, everything was produced in the 20th century. Some stuff is new with tags, like those Soviet jeans I posted before.
Now I have ordered a pair of Finnish jeans and some rynok tier trousers kabans used to wear in the 90's. Not sure about the quality but I like the cut.
 
It's the skill of seeing the real thing behind the shitty photo. Buy stuff from clueless babushkas and avoid "vintage" hipster stores where stuff is both overpriced and worn-out.
 
See? It's the cut nowhere to be found nowadays outside of the high-end price range. Will take some years before the nts turn to baggy tapered silhouettes with a high waist. Nothing can be more comfortable than the late 80s/early90s cut.
RussiaBernd2020-10-21 03:44:43 · 6yNo. 103682reply
additional information: if you're not Igor-qualitat enough to do it like this or go thrifting then just buy levis 560/550 or those uniqlo jeans, the silhouette you want is called "loose tapered" or "relaxed". Cheap dad jeans for the American market still have this cut sometimes.
New ZealandBernd2020-10-21 04:19:57 · 6yNo. 103683reply
1st pic has some desogns for big bepos pants ownerers

United StatesBernd2020-10-06 14:50:33 · 6yNo. 103307reply
What’s going on in Kamchatka Russo bernd? Do we have any bernds over there? Why are the octopus frens dying :(
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United StatesBernd2020-10-17 22:13:39 · 6yNo. 103590reply
Russian government says it's a red tide event
RussiaBernd2020-10-18 16:31:58 · 6yNo. 103610reply
Cringe.
Yep, it was on the news.
KansasBernd2020-10-19 15:07:47 · 6yNo. 103633reply
was it industrial pollution or nuclear missile fuel release? I've read both but one cannot trust wectern news.
 
I would much rather get my news from Russians on imageboards.
New ZealandBernd2020-10-19 20:19:46 · 6yNo. 103647reply
That's a lot of free sushi.
t.dumpster dive sushi everynight

RussiaBernd2020-10-05 01:24:53 · 6yNo. 103231reply
Do we have an artist Bernd here? I'm about to waste $15 to hire one to draw us a mascot, maybe there are Bernd who is willing to contribute for free?
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GermanyBernd2020-10-13 16:21:23 · 6yNo. 103482reply
I tried to find pics of ferrets eating kohls but they apparently don't. This pic was kinda cute, though.
FinlandBernd2020-10-13 16:45:08 · 6yNo. 103487reply
FinlandBernd2020-10-13 16:45:58 · 6yNo. 103488reply
It is very cute true.
GermanyBernd2020-10-19 14:42:00 · 6yNo. 103629reply
"This is goob" is our very first very own mene phrase.

CaliforniaBernd2020-10-13 06:57:35 · 6yNo. 103458reply
I'm cruising into this kc and making it my new home.
 
Let me know what I can start doing for you boys
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AustraliaBernd2020-10-13 07:47:47 · 6yNo. 103464reply
Be frendly. Post more.
AustriaBernd2020-10-13 09:51:26 · 6yNo. 103465reply
Welcome
United StatesBernd2020-10-19 03:29:02 · 6yNo. 103617reply
If you post it they will come
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-19 03:37:53 · 6yNo. 103618reply
hello fellow street shitter.

CaliforniaBernd2020-10-16 16:45:41 · 6yNo. 103559reply
Imagine going through a divorce
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United StatesBernd2020-10-17 22:40:44 · 6yNo. 103591reply
Imagine me
United StatesBernd2020-10-18 07:44:17 · 6yNo. 103602reply
imagine imagining imagining shitposting
GermanyBernd2020-10-18 08:21:34 · 6yNo. 103605reply
Imagine the smell
CaliforniaBernd2020-10-18 21:01:58 · 6yNo. 103614reply

AustriaBernd2020-10-14 15:24:17 · 6yNo. 103520reply
The film was kinda good actually.
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GermanyBernd2020-10-14 17:55:22 · 6yNo. 103525reply
Yes its bretty good. Reminded me of 'Brawl in Cellblock 99' when it comes to a type-cast actor breaking free and showing that they can do different stuff too.
AustriaBernd2020-10-14 18:55:24 · 6yNo. 103526reply
It was actually good job by Adam Sandler. I don't like his dumb comedies. Ending soundtrack was cherry on the top.
BrazilBernd2020-10-15 12:12:38 · 6yNo. 103540reply
it was great indeed
but all those people talking at the same time made me anxious as fuck.
 
Also this is how i imagine jews, pathological scammers
United StatesBernd2020-10-17 22:10:50 · 6yNo. 103589reply
I thought so too, but I didn't like the sound mixing as much. I thought there was too many times that loud music distracted from the dialogue.

RussiaBernd2020-10-13 10:52:55 · 6yNo. 103468reply
Post text ITT and I will make song and post it later ITT in rock/pop/metal style
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United StatesBernd2020-10-13 16:42:15 · 6yNo. 103486reply
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck, I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck, How you start a family? The condom slipped up, I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate, I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit, I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit, Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch)
SingaporeBernd2020-10-17 03:23:27 · 6yNo. 103574reply
GermanyBernd2020-10-17 04:39:06 · 6yNo. 103576reply
SIIIIIIIP
 
Ahhhhh...
 
Now this is what I call a drink... Aqua from the purest of lead pipes...
 
Anonimus, when are you gonna join the army, huh? Look, I know you're worried, but trust me, all you need is a well polished suit of armor and a firm grip on your handshake and you're set, son. When I was your age I had aaalllready served for 2 years with my legion. My position? Ah yes, I was part of the rear velites, very important to guard the rear midsection in an army, very daring men that I served by. What do you mean I just stood around while the hastati were killing all the Gauls? I'll have you know that my friend Jiminarius was serving in the same line as me! You think you could tell him that his position was useless to his face? Hah! That's right. You imperial kids are just so disrespectful. Back in the good old days, if a child said something like that to his father, he would get the shaft if you know what I mean. You're lucky I didn't raise you on your grandpa's techniques. Ah, sometimes I just miss the feel of my generation.
SIIIIIIIP
 
Also... I'm gonna be up before sun break tomorrow, plowing the land with my favorite ox. Yep, the one that bellows all the time. Goodnight, Anonimus.
GermanyBernd2020-10-17 04:40:20 · 6yNo. 103577reply
Eine 9/10 blonde Aufmerksamkeitshure mit großen Brüsten unterrichtete eine Klasse an der Beta Universität.
 
"Bevor der Unterricht beginnt müsst ihr eure Laptops öffnen und all meine Facebookupdates plus die neuen Strand- und Partyphotos liken, obwohl ich niemals eure Existenz bemerken werde"
 
In diesem Moment stand ein roboterhafter, jungfräulicher NEET Echtbernd, der über 1500 Fühl-Pfostierungen auf /b/ und /we/ erstellt, das erste Mal seit Wochen das Haus verlassen hatte und sich in vollem Umfang über das weibliche Privileg und die generelle Einfachheit des weiblichen Lebens im Klaren war, auf und hielt einen Stein empor.
 
"Wie fühlt sich dieser Stein an?"
 
Die selbstverliebte Lehrerin grinste reichlich dümmlich und antwortete: "Er fühlt sich grob an, meine Hand tut weh wenn ich ihn nur anfasse".
 
"Falsch. Wenn er grob ist und dir wehtut ... warum hast du ihn dann noch nicht auf dein Gesicht ejakulieren lassen?"
 
Die Lehrerin war sichtlich geschockt und verlor ihre Kreide und Ausgabe von 50 Shades Of Grey. Sie rannte aus dem Raum während sie ihre Weißritter beschwörenden Krokodilstränen weinte. Alle Betas applaudierten, pfostierten Grüntextgeschichten und realisierten, dass wenn wirklich 20% der Männer alle Frauen abkriegen, sie den Schweizers 5:1 überlegen waren. Eine Katze namens "Jungfräuliche Muschi" rannte in den Raum, setze sich auf die deutsche Flagge und weinte eine Träne auf die Kreide. Nach einer Woche waren alle Frauen versklavt durch die Berndrevolutuion und wurden gereccht unter allen Männern aufgeteilt.
 
Die Lehrerin verlor ihre Lehrerlaubnis und wurde am nächsten Tag gefeuert. Sie beging Selbstmord nachdem sie bemerken musste dass unter den hundert Männern die sie heiraten wollten nicht ein Millionär war, und ihr Leben somit zu schwierig wurde.
 
Ps: Das Fühl wenn kein GF.
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