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GermanydnsBernd2021-02-25 12:16:00 · 5yNo. 110804reply
Today I switched my DNS provider from Cloudflare to quad9. I'm still too lazy to setup and run my own Pihole. What DNS provider do you use or do you run your own?
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 18:23:32 · 5yNo. 110821reply
>Pihole
Right, that's somewhere on my to-do list...


GermanyBernd2021-02-24 18:09:19 · 5yNo. 110761reply
>In my option, nigres are;t human begins because they are ugly and low iq.
>t. kohlface
 
Are these people immune to irony?
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NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 00:25:51 · 5yNo. 110788reply
If I had a House paid for by my labour, say I wouldn't want either niggers or incels.
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 00:26:19 · 5yNo. 110789reply
Black people aren't the problem, niggers are.
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 08:05:04 · 5yNo. 110798reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-25 09:57:34 · 5yNo. 110799reply

NetherlandsBernd2021-02-24 19:06:34 · 5yNo. 110771reply
These things you see
All mean nothing
These things you see
All mean nothing
In all your life
There is no worth
All plans you make
Tumble to earth
 
These things you see
All mean nothing
These things you see
All mean nothing
In all your life
There is no worth
All plans you make
Tumble to earth
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GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:01:51 · 5yNo. 110776reply
>fwb
bernd life my ass
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:46:25 · 5yNo. 110781reply
Because my life was magically transformed to completely normal because I found a mentally ill girl that had sex with me a couple of times.
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-25 01:16:05 · 5yNo. 110792reply
>fwb
OUT. NOW.
United StatesBernd2021-02-25 04:00:22 · 5yNo. 110794reply
You tard

GermanyQuiz for BrendBernd2021-02-24 15:27:50 · 5yNo. 110739reply
Which city is this?
 
Hint: It's not in R*ssia or Ukraine
 
Knowers of answer don't spoil early!
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GermanyBernd2021-02-24 18:25:43 · 5yNo. 110762reply
good jopa brend
 
NEXT!
 
Hinterinos: 1) its ans capital 2)on the southern hemisphere
EcuadorBernd2021-02-24 19:01:06 · 5yNo. 110770reply
That's a mosque so it's not in Latin America, not Jakarta since it's got no tall buildings, that leaves the Muslim part of Africa, it's got tropical nature so probably somewhere in West Africa, below the Sahara.
Total shot in the dark but since it's the largest country in the area, let's say Nigeria's capital Abuja.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:06:54 · 5yNo. 110777reply
Holy shid HOW I would have never guessed that even with the hints.
 
Next and last, no hints because Bernds are too smart.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:43:30 · 5yNo. 110780reply
Marseille
The Abbey on the right looks french.

FinlandBernd2021-02-21 13:46:51 · 5yNo. 110454reply
Is there a meaningful difference between shame and embarrassement? Perhapsembarrassement is an acute form of shame?
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GermanyBernd2021-02-21 19:30:05 · 5yNo. 110495reply
The admin of this board said that if you create an account on this site you can get whitelisted even if you are in a banned IP range.
TurkeyBernd2021-02-21 19:31:29 · 5yNo. 110496reply
Yes it's possible by request. But we resolved his range issues already.
FinlandBernd2021-02-24 19:18:41 · 5yNo. 110772reply
Self bump for valuable serious discussion
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:12:05 · 5yNo. 110779reply
I guess it is:
>embarressement
what you feel when something unfitting happens around you and others see it too
 
>shame
what you feel when you did something bad (shameful) yourself

GermanyBernd2021-02-23 14:26:03 · 5yNo. 110675reply
Exams tomorrow, I didn't study.
I think I will get about 80% but I could have easily taken 95%+ if I studied.
 
Why does this happen.
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EcuadorBernd2021-02-24 15:22:46 · 5yNo. 110738reply
I have a similar problem. I usually don't study for stuff and still manage to get an acceptable grade in most cases, when I study it's much higher but I usually don't see the point. I've always been this way. Back in primary and secondary school I usually got 90 to 100% without ever studying but college is more challenging so my average was lowered to around 80%. It's still good, but it could be so much better.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 18:43:44 · 5yNo. 110768reply
Yeah, I remember it being very easy. But still there was this guy sitting behind me that seemed to have big problems. At one point two testers were standing next to him giving him tips. lel
FinlandBernd2021-02-24 19:42:29 · 5yNo. 110774reply
Create a study routine that you follow every day in the same exact way
 
That way you'll be able to fprce yourself to study and you'll get em full marks from tests
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 20:07:56 · 5yNo. 110778reply
Sounds like a solution from a textbook that works in theory.

GermanyBernd2021-02-24 14:51:42 · 5yNo. 110735reply
>enter bus
>mayor wants to live stream video games with you on twitch
 
what do?
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 14:57:30 · 5yNo. 110736reply
Inform myself about racist twitch memes and use them. Or just spam "Nicker" with my raiding Bernd frens.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 17:11:24 · 5yNo. 110757reply
Why not? It seems ridiculous because it is a new thing, but local politicians going on festivals like Viehmärkte or carnival and drinking beers isn't much different.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 18:40:04 · 5yNo. 110766reply
This American politician was playing Among Us on serveral times on twitch with the popular streamers. I am 90% sure zoomers(or whatever comes after them) will vote her president for that some day.
GermanyBernd2021-02-24 18:40:16 · 5yNo. 110767reply

United KingdomCoffee ThreadaBernd2021-02-22 03:04:21 · 5yNo. 110524reply
Learning how to make better coffee at home has been one of my lockdown hobbies. Started with just a simple aeropress, and now I'm going down the rabbit hole of espresso and learning how to grind, how to distribute and tamp correctly and how the end result tastes if you get certain things right or wrong.
 
What's Bernds coffee setup at home?
 
What kind of coffee do you enjoy? Is bernd a V60 drinking hipster or getting by on instant?
 
Can you tell the difference in taste between different beans and roasts?
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TurkeyBernd2021-02-23 16:15:40 · 5yNo. 110684reply
I prefer turkish covfefe
United KingdomBernd2021-02-23 20:47:50 · 5yNo. 110710reply
 
Such soul. Do you brew it in one of those hot sand things? Or just on the stove?
 
Also does it not get very bitter if you grind it that finely and then brew for a minute or two? If that were an espresso it'd be absolutely disgusting and likely choke your machine.
 
And how do you avoid drinking all the coffee grounds?
United KingdomBernd2021-02-23 20:48:57 · 5yNo. 110711reply
Like a moka pot? Do you get special beans that are different from what gets exported?
EcuadorBernd2021-02-24 06:03:49 · 5yNo. 110720reply
It's one of pic related, I think that yes, it's the same as a Moka pot.
I get the same kind of beans that get exported, I believe.

GermanyBernd2021-02-12 16:32:42 · 5yNo. 109539reply
Have any Bernds done research into their families? If yes, what did you find out?
 
I managed to research family members up until the 1700s. They were all dirt-poor, though. Just labourers and farmhands, very few people who actually owned anything. And the few that did, had it taken away. So my grandparents basically started at zero and were all traumatised from events during the war. My family is so poor, nobody even had photos until the 1960s and no phones until the 1980s.
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AustraliaBernd2021-02-21 23:51:30 · 5yNo. 110518reply
I think for a long time people would lie and pretend they had no convict ancestors but now it has flipped and a lot of people have started claiming that part of their history again.
United StatesBernd2021-02-22 18:50:07 · 5yNo. 110621reply
no, but aunt has done a lot of research and sits us down with old photos and such describing family going back many generations. Some were pretty powerful and rich in New England but apparently were loyalists and fled during the revolution. There goes my patriotism. I am ashamed to discuss this irl with people
RussiaBernd2021-02-23 19:03:37 · 5yNo. 110702reply
I know my ancestors up to the late 16th century, the first guy is known by name and that he was not a native to the village, nothing else is known.
MexicoBernd2021-02-23 22:09:41 · 5yNo. 110716reply
Almost imposible in rural México, don't really carece tho

RussiaBernd2021-02-21 19:57:17 · 5yNo. 110497reply
I have smegma pearls.
Today I have popped a REALLY old one. The smegm oozed out as a long snake.
 
I need to understand the root of my problem.
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RussiaBernd2021-02-23 14:58:08 · 5yNo. 110680reply
Well it's just two weird bumps... They get refilled all the time, no inflammation though... I suppose this is some sort of smegma buildup occurring in the lacunae under a circumcised glans. Why does the skin grow over it again and again though? IIRC, smegma itself is the "old skin" from the glans surface, so some of that surface tissue is trapped under the skin or something.
Pure magic.
 
Also oozing those smegma snakes is kind of "blackhead popping" enjoyable. That day when I made the thread was the first time I managed to open the second pearl, which was bigger, but I couldn't ever pop it. That time It oozed a snake that covered a half of my thumb nail.
RussiaBernd2021-02-23 15:00:10 · 5yNo. 110681sagereply
vidrel for reference
GermanyBernd2021-02-23 15:01:40 · 5yNo. 110682reply
Bernd, just see a urologist to make sure it's not dangerous.
At some point in your life you will want to reproduce, you should take care well of your penis.
RussiaBernd2021-02-23 15:08:44 · 5yNo. 110683reply
I agree, I will have it checked. Thank you.
 
Dunno when though

GermanyBernd2021-02-23 09:54:16 · 5yNo. 110660reply
I feel like shit since a week or maybe more. Now I'm wondering if it still side effects from tetanus shot, hayfever and side effects from hayfever medication, COVID or maybe just depression.
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FinlandBernd2021-02-23 12:52:30 · 5yNo. 110667reply
is it dark outside?
GermanyBernd2021-02-23 13:43:13 · 5yNo. 110672reply
No. I live in the warmest and sunniest city of Germany.
United StatesBernd2021-02-23 14:10:27 · 5yNo. 110674reply
Istanbul?
GermanyBernd2021-02-23 14:33:05 · 5yNo. 110677reply

United StatesTuesdayBernd2021-02-23 13:01:49 · 5yNo. 110668reply
There's this guy at work who has gone off the deep end. He just shitposts on slack in public channels all day. It's been like 3 weeks idk how he hasn't been fired
GermanyBernd2021-02-23 13:16:14 · 5yNo. 110669reply
One of my coworkers is a weed addict and he either comes 3-4 hours too late to work or doesn't show up at all. Maybe in 1 day of the week he comes on time, if lucky.
 
He's like that for more than half a year now but nothing happens, apparently he is talking a lot to our companies psychologist and she protects him.
United StatesBernd2021-02-23 13:21:02 · 5yNo. 110670reply
Where do you work
GermanyBernd2021-02-23 13:40:53 · 5yNo. 110671reply
IT

GermanyBernd2021-02-22 10:33:05 · 5yNo. 110560reply
Why are Russians so good at intelligence?
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United StatesBernd2021-02-22 13:47:55 · 5yNo. 110580reply
>Maria Butina
>Butina
It was meme tier
TurkeyBernd2021-02-22 14:24:40 · 5yNo. 110589reply
Did he meant something different?
United StatesBernd2021-02-22 15:11:52 · 5yNo. 110601reply
it does list espionage as one of the uses of the word intelligence
what do you mean
GermanyBernd2021-02-23 10:04:11 · 5yNo. 110663reply
If Germans read "intelligence" they probably just think of "Intelligenz" which only means mental capabilities. The meaning of espionage and related things is known only to english pros.
 
I don't understand the other Germanball, either.
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