My face.
If I could choose a superpower, I think I would unironically choose the power to see the faces of posters attached to every post on imageboards.
It must be the most hilarious thing ever to see what retard is hiding behind each post.
just kidding, of course i would choose to be able to fly
What about you, Bernd?
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I keep relapsing into my imageboard addiction, thus stagnating and retarding my self improvement even more.
I hate this shit but it's the easiest way to pass the time between shifts.
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https://www.qcovid.org/Calculation
How likely are you to die of Covid?
Me: 0.0004% (1 in 250000).
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Night three with a mysterious humming sound in my apartment.
The lady who is in charge of my commieblock can’t be reached by email until two days. I’m thinking about writing my landlady, although it’s not so bad. Yesterday I measured the decibel with some shitty app. With the humming sound it was up to 30db, without 10-20. I usually listen to some podcast going to sleep and my fridge is even louder. My neighbour is closer to the hum and it wakes her up. She also said she thinks it’s getting louder.
The average person farts 10-20 times a day. I almost never fart. Maybe once a day although many days I don't fart at all, unless I do it in my sleep. How weird is that?
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+++ Deutsche Humorwarning +++ EILMELDUNG +++ Deutschbernd reißtBernd2021-04-29 00:13:08 · 5yNo. 113918
I heard frequent TOR users fart a lot.
Get it? xDxD
Hint: pic 4
There is a strange continuity error in this banner: Apustaja is naked while he is writing on the chalkboard but when he is done and turns to face the classroom he is wearing a shirt
I cannot get over this no matter what
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I got a ride home from a kiwi single mother who's a coworker of mine. During the ride, she exclaimed her car's registration is going to cost her $69, so I jumped to another topic before she could realise her Freudian slip and as she dropped me off, she yelled "see you tonight, well later today. That sounded sorta bad."
Oh d-g
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I can't stand the websites I used to frequent anymore.
Reddit:
>Soy discussion about the most retarded topics. Nothing fun, get banned for the most milquetoast takes.
4chan:
>Everyone is a retarded zoomer and an insane Nazi at the same time. The fitness board is full of retarded stuff like worrying the covid vaccine will give you a prion disease, you have to eat at least 500 grams of protein a day, etc. No real advice about lifting. Just spouting 10 year old memes and insulting everyone who doesn't. Right wing extremist topics are shoehorned into everything. The fashion board is basically just "how do I dress like a fascist/heroin addict/terrorist" and the outdoors board is 50% about saying how much you hate niggers.
Kohlchan
>After having a nice serious discussion in one thread I go to the catalog and some Argentinian asks about where to find baby porn. A day later this thread is still up. I can't take this anymore.
Krautchan.rip
>1-3 posts a day, 70% by the annoying schizo of the day.
Should I just quit the internet?
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How the seizure of Europe's largest heroin shipment created bloody fallout throughout the world—and sparked still-raging political corruption scandals in Turkey, Greece, and the Middle East
https://newrepublic.com/article/159252/noor-one-vampire-ship-heroin-turkey-greece-corruption-scandal
Breakthrough Journalism Award | Pulitzer Center
the ufc? i defeated them in less than 2 min
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