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BerndBernd2021-05-04 06:01:38 · 5yNo. 114081reply
I hope Kohl shuts down and bernds come here. It's a lot better and pedos are verbotten... sigh. So many autists will bitch about javascript though
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New ZealandBernd2021-05-04 13:52:07 · 5yNo. 114088reply
Most if not all modern imageboard software uses some sort of javascript to monitor your activity and blackmail you. nuKC is no exception.
FinlandBernd2021-05-04 15:30:27 · 5yNo. 114089reply
 
The world must be purged from subhuman filth as pedos. Purify the world, shine some light on those orcs and drive them back to their holes. No scum allowed here.
AustraliaBernd2021-05-05 08:02:04 · 5yNo. 114124reply
I'm here buddy. If you pay me enough I'll track down Paul and stomp his paedo head into the gutter.
SloveniaBernd2021-05-05 20:43:17 · 5yNo. 114167reply
I have received a private message on twitter from a mysterious user who claims he will expose certain internet paedophiles soon™.
I sincerely hope the network extends to kohls.

United StatesBernd2021-04-17 20:44:12 · 5yNo. 113685reply
I kissed a black woman and now my friends won't stop talking shit on me in group chat
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SloveniaBernd2021-04-28 12:54:18 · 5yNo. 113908sagereply
GermanyBernd2021-04-30 20:07:37 · 5yNo. 113972reply
Nice Brockhaus, bro, do you really use it?
KansasBernd2021-05-05 14:49:40 · 5yNo. 114148reply
every degenrare is jewish
GermanyBernd2021-05-05 19:38:32 · 5yNo. 114165reply
Sadly not anymore.
10 years ago I used to look up a lot of stuff there.
 
Once I have read enough other books I might replace the Brockhaus books OR just keep them as a nostalgia bonus or for times when there will be no internet - if they should ever come lol.
 
According to that logic you are jewish.
But you are probably not, which proves your statement wrong.
You're just a fucking degenerate, being a jew would be a huge upgrade for you.

United StatesBernd2021-05-05 12:52:52 · 5yNo. 114141reply
Who is the sanna spammer coomer?
 
He's cringe and based
TurkeyBernd2021-05-05 13:54:42 · 5yNo. 114143reply
Who is sanna?
FinlandBernd2021-05-05 13:54:47 · 5yNo. 114144reply
 
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour?
New ZealandBernd2021-05-05 18:05:33 · 5yNo. 114158reply
She's really hot as a bimbo. I would eat glass to impregnate a bimbo sanna.

GermanyBernd2021-05-03 18:45:43 · 5yNo. 114073reply
well fugg:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/28/us/ddt-barrels-california.html
 
tldr: Tens of thousands off barrels full of poison at the bottom of the sea at the californian coast. What now?
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RussiaBernd2021-05-04 19:37:01 · 5yNo. 114101reply
The eternal Finn is to blame, again.
FinlandBernd2021-05-04 21:23:34 · 5yNo. 114109reply
 
We sold tar that was used on slave ships thus we carry the Eternal White Mans burden and are responsible for anything he does
GermanyBernd2021-05-04 22:45:23 · 5yNo. 114113reply
Your country is worse than Hitler.
GermanyBernd2021-05-05 15:54:13 · 5yNo. 114151reply
hitler = good

New ZealandBernd2021-05-04 16:18:12 · 5yNo. 114093reply
I told my boss I'm not coming into work because it's his day off and everything goes to hui due to our rocks for brains Tongan who can't manage shit properly, so he laughed and said that's fine and mumbled how he's gotta get rid of that Tongan boozer.
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FinlandBernd2021-05-04 21:25:02 · 5yNo. 114110reply
 
I earn 1667€/month now for studying but I lack all motivation
New ZealandBernd2021-05-05 02:29:39 · 5yNo. 114115reply
My taxation rate bumped up to 21% because I've been working so much.
FinlandBernd2021-05-05 09:58:13 · 5yNo. 114128reply
 
Work harder, slave. Pay more taxes. My social programs won't be paying themselves. Are you in need of a whipping to find your motivation?
New ZealandBernd2021-05-05 10:02:33 · 5yNo. 114131reply
I'll take the whipping only if its free and isn't going go impede my work.

FinlandBernd2021-04-28 10:24:02 · 5yNo. 113898reply
Just had to show my ID at Lidl when trying to purchase 3 non-alcoholic beers.
 
t. 30yo
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KansasBernd2021-05-03 02:42:17 · 5yNo. 114046reply
I feel bad for poor Finns who have to submit to Alko tyrant whereas here I can buy beer at pharmacies
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-03 05:34:29 · 5yNo. 114048reply
You probably have a young guy looking face OP. You need to grow a beard IMHO
New ZealandBernd2021-05-03 12:44:25 · 5yNo. 114057reply
I even got id'd when I was a bearded alcoholic. There's no escape sometimes.
GermanyBernd2021-05-04 20:17:49 · 5yNo. 114105reply
I think they do that because of store policy. Do not take it personal bernd

United StatesBernd2021-05-04 13:26:14 · 5yNo. 114086reply
kc is kill
United StatesBernd2021-05-04 13:30:39 · 5yNo. 114087reply
nvm its back
 
later nerds
FinlandBernd2021-05-04 15:46:24 · 5yNo. 114090reply
 
See you tomorrow.
GermanyBernd2021-05-04 20:14:52 · 5yNo. 114104reply
good
 
not good

GermanyBernd2021-05-03 17:11:18 · 5yNo. 114065reply
I met a woman from tinder and if she didn't have horse teeth and a gum smile I might really like her so I feel kind of bad about it all. But then, would she ever have looked at me, if she didn't have such a flawed upper jaw? And why is life so sad?
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SwedenBernd2021-05-03 17:37:22 · 5yNo. 114069reply
shove your tinder and keinbernd thredas up your ass mate
GermanyBernd2021-05-03 18:16:14 · 5yNo. 114071reply
Oh swedenball, we can discuss that again if I ever lose my magic powers...
GermanyBernd2021-05-03 18:30:36 · 5yNo. 114072reply
>But then, would she ever have looked at me, if she didn't have such a flawed upper jaw?
 
The fear of being second choice is strong in you as well, I see.
FinlandBernd2021-05-03 20:24:55 · 5yNo. 114076reply
 
This is what OP and many Bernds have difficulty to understand. A Bernd is full of flaws and defects, yet he expects the gf to be perfect with no defects, so he rejects or ignores all gfs who are not good enough. Bernds live with their heads in the clouds

FinlandBernd2021-05-03 10:38:53 · 5yNo. 114053reply
Kohl refugee threda.
 
Rib in pieces nu-kc.
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United StatesBernd2021-05-03 12:34:15 · 5yNo. 114056reply
Did it died?
SloveniaBernd2021-05-03 14:59:17 · 5yNo. 114062reply
FinlandBernd2021-05-03 15:40:40 · 5yNo. 114064reply
New ZealandBernd2021-05-03 17:22:21 · 5yNo. 114068reply
Playing Crash bandicoot 2 and its ebin.

GermanyBernd2021-04-26 19:10:16 · 5yNo. 113850reply
I can't take this lockdown anymore.
For one entire year I did not mind it at all, but siddenly I feel so lonely every day.
 
Around me there are many people in happy relationships, only I am alone.
 
feelsbadman
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GermanyBernd2021-05-02 13:24:04 · 5yNo. 114023reply
3 days if I smoke a lot.
I have a very low tolerance.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-02 17:04:24 · 5yNo. 114025reply
Pretty good. I'm aware there's the capability to reuse the weed and form it into edibles.
FinlandBernd2021-05-02 18:58:20 · 5yNo. 114030reply
what a dumbass policy tbh, well over 99% of imageboarders have posted on 4chan
New ZealandBernd2021-05-03 12:46:05 · 5yNo. 114059reply
This man is stoned and I can tell.

United StatesHiBernd2021-05-02 19:00:12 · 5yNo. 114032reply
Where are da burger? :DDDD
FinlandBernd2021-05-02 19:09:30 · 5yNo. 114033reply
burger was borned
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-03 05:38:15 · 5yNo. 114049reply
Schnitzel >>>>>>>>>>>>>> burger
 
Just stating facts
AustraliaBernd2021-05-03 10:29:19 · 5yNo. 114050reply
I made a kangaroo burger the other day. Pretty delicious.
GermanyBernd2021-05-03 10:31:04 · 5yNo. 114051reply
pic or didnt fappen

GermanyBernd2021-04-30 23:58:24 · 5yNo. 113978reply
If I could choose a superpower, I think I would unironically choose the power to see the faces of posters attached to every post on imageboards.
 
It must be the most hilarious thing ever to see what retard is hiding behind each post.
 
 
just kidding, of course i would choose to be able to fly
 
What about you, Bernd?
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GermanyBernd2021-05-01 13:43:30 · 5yNo. 113995reply
GermanyBernd2021-05-01 13:44:33 · 5yNo. 113996reply
- French
- Sanskrit
- Welsh / Irish Gaelic / Lithuanian – I can't really decide
GermanyBernd2021-05-01 18:08:48 · 5yNo. 114003reply
GermanyBernd2021-05-02 01:19:51 · 5yNo. 114014reply
I would choose shapeshifting.
Then I could be a cat.
I think that would be great

United StatesBernd2021-04-30 12:47:55 · 5yNo. 113950reply
>19 hours without a post and even that post is by some shizo drug addict Canadian
 
 
sad!
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United StatesBernd2021-04-30 18:35:15 · 5yNo. 113970reply
CaliforniaBernd2021-04-30 20:13:45 · 5yNo. 113973reply
Link?
New ZealandBernd2021-05-01 10:31:36 · 5yNo. 113985reply
Fugging lazy wankers.
 
https://github.com/ccd0/imageboards.json
New ZealandBernd2021-05-01 18:01:25 · 5yNo. 114002sagereply
I also find it insulting you've labelled me a drug addict.
t.clean since October

New ZealandBernd2021-04-29 18:05:58 · 5yNo. 113946reply
I keep relapsing into my imageboard addiction, thus stagnating and retarding my self improvement even more.
I hate this shit but it's the easiest way to pass the time between shifts.
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FinlandBernd2021-04-30 22:13:34 · 5yNo. 113975reply
Hello Bernd
Unfortunateöy there is no cure
t. imageboarders anonymous
FinlandBernd2021-04-30 22:18:20 · 5yNo. 113976reply
habe you tried reading books off of guttenberg. orginstead
FinlandBernd2021-05-01 08:03:30 · 5yNo. 113980reply
 
Wow that's terrible, treatment is either suicide or removal of access to all electronic devices with internet
New ZealandBernd2021-05-01 10:30:18 · 5yNo. 113984reply
I've disconnected myself fully numerous times but when I work, there's a cord in my vein and I hate it every time.
At the very least it wasn't like the first year of discontinuation. That was an itchy year, constantly rummaging through my head at the thought of wasting money to browse old kc.
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