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United StatesBernd2023-08-30 07:00:02 · 3yNo. 285630reply
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight poster
AustraliaBernd2023-08-30 07:13:18 · 3yNo. 285632reply
You're a motherfucker too!
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 15:14:34 · 3yNo. 285666reply
im a bernder
im'a spurn her
i'm a noon-time sojourner
United KingdomBernd2023-08-30 23:37:01 · 3yNo. 285773reply
im a sinner
im a sinner
im a sinner
and im a sinner
enacting sin before god's eye

Dominican RepublicWtfBernd2023-08-30 17:59:10 · 3yNo. 285691reply
>hit hide button
>i still can see part of the thread/comment
 
how about hiding ALL OF IT?
 
Anyway, today im very saddened
 
i read Tarzan of the apes, and discovered that tarzan was very racist :c
 
In the distance were several buildings surrounded by a strong palisade. Between them and the enclosure stretched a cultivated field in which a number of negroes were working.
 
The two halted at the edge of the jungle.
 
Tarzan fitted his bow with a poisoned arrow, but D’Arnot placed a hand upon his arm.
 
“What would you do, Tarzan?” he asked.
 
“They will try to kill us if they see us,” replied Tarzan. “I prefer to be the killer.”
 
“Maybe they are friends,” suggested D’Arnot.
 
“They are black,” was Tarzan’s only reply.
 
And again he drew back his shaft.
 
“You must not, Tarzan!” cried D’Arnot. “White men do not kill wantonly. Mon Dieu! but you have much to learn.
 
“I pity the ruffian who crosses you, my wild man, when I take you to Paris. I will have my hands full keeping your neck from beneath the guillotine.”
 
Tarzan lowered his bow and smiled.
 
“I do not know why I should kill the blacks back there in my jungle, yet not kill them here. Suppose Numa, the lion, should spring out upon us, I should say, then, I presume: Good morning, Monsieur Numa, how is Madame Numa; eh?”
 
“Wait until the blacks spring upon you,” replied D’Arnot, “then you may kill them. Do not assume that men are your enemies until they prove it.”
 
“Come,” said Tarzan, “let us go and present ourselves to be killed,” and he started straight across the field, his head high held and the tropical sun beating upon his smooth, brown skin.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 20:14:46 · 3yNo. 285741reply
Clearly the only blacks he's ever encountered have tried to kill him.

RussiaUSA appreciation threadBernd2023-08-30 18:48:32 · 3yNo. 285707reply
I made a delicious burger today, which once again reminded me of superiority of American culture. I hope America will crush all its enemies including Russia to a degree not witnessed since 1991, this time - for good, and WILL dominate the world eternally, as nothing of worth exists outside of America, maybe in the past but not by the 21st century.
The only good outcome for the humankind is to unite under an American-led world government.
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RussiaBernd2023-08-30 18:54:36 · 3yNo. 285710reply
agreed, america is greatest country in the world, one day i will be american and free
PolandBernd2023-08-30 19:40:05 · 3yNo. 285720reply
aren't you afraid the KGB will arrest you and send you to Siberia for saying that?
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 19:47:59 · 3yNo. 285723reply
plottwist: He is already in Siberia
RussiaBernd2023-08-30 20:11:32 · 3yNo. 285739reply
Why worry, we live under guidance and protection of America's biggest ally who manages the best.

United StatesBernd2023-08-30 18:57:47 · 3yNo. 285711reply
Why don't we just fork Kohlchan? It's open source. I think the problem with bernd.group is that it's extremely slow and doesn't feel right. That's mainly why it has never gained any significant traffic.
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 19:19:41 · 3yNo. 285715reply
The board software has gotten way more stable in the last year. I don't see that much wrong with it.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 19:49:14 · 3yNo. 285726reply
Kohlchan: https://www.webpagetest.org/result/230830_BiDc05_CJY/
Bernd.Group: https://www.webpagetest.org/result/230830_BiDc6P_CK0/
 
Pages take twice as long to load. Even longer on a first visit. It's awful.
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 19:51:33 · 3yNo. 285727reply
The Kohlchan software reminds people of KC. This board software is more like modern-day Facebook (except that FB is probably a lot faster).
SloveniaBernd2023-08-30 20:06:33 · 3yNo. 285736reply
Selecting text and trying to copypaste is hell on here.
 
>This board software is more like modern-day Facebook
t. never been to facebook

FinlandBernd2023-08-29 16:33:03 · 3yNo. 285530reply
dumb teacher makes us watch dumb videos as homework when i want to play video games >:((
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MexicoBernd2023-08-29 18:17:52 · 3yNo. 285543reply
Reading the transcription can be way faster if you're not a tard.
United StatesBernd2023-08-29 18:33:20 · 3yNo. 285546reply
Based Jonne
United StatesBernd2023-08-30 00:50:54 · 3yNo. 285608reply
you'll grow up eventually
maybe
PolandBernd2023-08-30 14:19:40 · 3yNo. 285656reply
a special one

CanadaBernd2023-08-16 22:34:49 · 3yNo. 283568reply
Has any one here from Germany ever tried a bussy? Was it good?
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TexasBernd2023-08-19 01:31:17 · 3yNo. 283933reply
Oligarch
CanadaBernd2023-08-29 14:40:21 · 3yNo. 285521reply
Original bussyposter here. I just tried my first bussy. It was everything I expected.
United StatesBernd2023-08-29 15:28:09 · 3yNo. 285526reply
cold juice?
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 11:10:55 · 3yNo. 285643reply
cold sugar water

GermanyBernd2023-08-28 22:04:57 · 3yNo. 285455reply
i always wonder how normies explain this to themselves. i've been knowing this for a long time, interesting to see this pop up in the memesphere after so many years of not minding this. i'm pretty sure i would have perceived this in some way if this had been subject of conversation.
 
the more homeless i become, the better i look. it is like a deep rest you can not have when you work for someone. you can not buy it. it is not for sale. i wonder how many people sleep as good at night as i do. i grin from ear to ear in schadenfreude when i hear someone has to take medication just to fall asleep.
 
i've had like 10 gray hairs on the head and in the beard but after my recent trips to the farmland some of my grey hair became colored again. i held one such hair in my hand. the outer part was grey and then the inner part became color again. THE COLOR RETURNED MID-HAIR. means the follicle changed it's mind and said "no man this dude is too healthy to already have a few gray hairs".
 
some deep itch of wanting to be away from where i currently live was finally scratched. this is the first time i achieved to make vacation. prior vacation did not feel relaxing and freeing, this however did. in celebration of a mission success i attach the starfox end level mp3.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-29 21:50:18 · 3yNo. 285580reply
sleep was so good last night, i slept from 03:00 till 11:00. very much reminds me of this episode from the show malcolm in the middle where malcolm's brothers find this cursed matress on the street that is so comfortable that all they wanna do is sleep.
 
GermanyBernd2023-08-29 22:20:28 · 3yNo. 285585reply
>with the power of positive energy and a healthy spirit
 
this mene very much hits home. is just this one indestructible brain cell of optimism that makes the difference between a blissful life of heaven with inner peace and the hellish grind of suffering.
PeruBernd2023-08-29 23:01:47 · 3yNo. 285589reply
Barry’s tricopherous+dutasteride/finasteride (the former is more effective)+biotin
 
Thank me later
GermanyBernd2023-08-30 08:17:32 · 3yNo. 285636reply
i wonder what is going on in japan, probably a nice place to be homeless though their weather seems complicated

TexasBernd2023-08-28 22:22:45 · 3yNo. 285460reply
Damn germany, how come I was never told about this?
 
MexicoBernd2023-08-29 01:13:18 · 3yNo. 285487reply
Gay pop thread?
GermanyBernd2023-08-29 11:02:16 · 3yNo. 285510reply
when this happened german tv thought it could just make anyone into a star just through marketing, a costly error i'd assume.
 
a small amount of easily influenced teenagers became fans for a very short time.
SloveniaBernd2023-08-30 00:46:43 · 3yNo. 285605reply

RussiaBernd2023-08-26 11:56:04 · 3yNo. 284988reply
why didnt you buy vr set? it is completely refreshing masturbatory experience, its like im 13 again
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RussiaBernd2023-08-28 22:29:41 · 3yNo. 285465reply
you dont need a room nor wires, everything is remote and pod-friendly
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 22:31:42 · 3yNo. 285466reply
Can VR be used with the best current board of KC to see the best current thread in KC?
RussiaBernd2023-08-28 22:39:35 · 3yNo. 285467reply
god these roaches in fallout 4 are so fucking scary in vr, after i killed one i spend a few minutes just looking at its dead body in disgust. few of them almost made me run away irl.
TexasBernd2023-08-28 22:52:24 · 3yNo. 285469reply

GermanyAhhh >//<Bernd2023-08-26 05:35:10 · 3yNo. 284974reply
Ah, ah, a, Bernd-san, yamete!
 
Yamete tteba bernd-san aaaaaa
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FinlandBernd2023-08-28 16:46:51 · 3yNo. 285341reply
Jav code?
RussiaBernd2023-08-28 17:48:25 · 3yNo. 285361reply
of course there has to be an ugly sweaty brownoid behind an ukrophobic post
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 21:01:36 · 3yNo. 285439reply
GermanyBernd2023-08-28 22:07:28 · 3yNo. 285456reply
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK BITCH

United StatesBernd2023-08-28 17:43:41 · 3yNo. 285359reply
what the fuck does 'traditional' mean, in political or social context? it seems to be purely arbitrary, like people pick and choose bits of the past and use the term just to add authority to their opinion
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FinlandBernd2023-08-28 19:44:30 · 3yNo. 285407reply
something is traditional if it is a custom handed down by the previous generations
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 20:03:09 · 3yNo. 285413reply
You're trying to explain culture to a gringo.
You'll have better luck trying to get incels to go to therapy.
United StatesBernd2023-08-28 20:11:26 · 3yNo. 285415reply
i understand that context, yes
but in political context, the term 'traditionalist' seems to be a faction whose root-term is as unrelated as the root terms democrat or republican
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 20:50:38 · 3yNo. 285435reply

TexasBernd2023-08-26 03:06:19 · 3yNo. 284955reply
Do you believe in aliens and ufos?
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TexasBernd2023-08-28 15:57:10 · 3yNo. 285337reply
United StatesBernd2023-08-28 17:34:39 · 3yNo. 285355reply
what am i looking at
ArgentinaBernd2023-08-28 18:20:14 · 3yNo. 285368reply
Nah, they were forcing this bullshit on american media (and also worldwide) to cover up Hunter Biden's court cases... Reality is pretty boring.
MexicoBernd2023-08-28 20:45:07 · 3yNo. 285430reply
its an alien, but it was moving unpredictably.
 
Based, rational and grounded in material reality.

GermanyBernd2023-08-22 20:56:21 · 3yNo. 284394reply
I hate this heat so much it is unreal.
I can literally do nothing besides sitting in front of a fan feeling uncomfortably hot.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-27 19:42:43 · 3yNo. 285237reply
Cool water is pumped through the blanket. The water is cooled by a fan that possibly evaporates a part of the water or maybe it just blows over some metal fins with the water inside. I'm not quite sure. The reviews said that it works well but tends to break easily. But I figure as long as the mat doesn't leak I might be able to replace the rest with better parts.
 
>am I seeing The Stuttgarter Fernmeldeturm and some sort of power plant?
m-maybe. I thought finding out where exactly this was taken would be a good challenge to refine your stalking skills. It shouldn't be very hard.
United StatesBernd2023-08-28 04:08:23 · 3yNo. 285275reply
Get a spray bottle, fill it with water, and spray your exposed skin with it while sitting in front of the fan.
PolandBernd2023-08-28 13:56:18 · 3yNo. 285324reply
I hope you enjoyed your walk
 
> Cool water is pumped through the blanket.
so, best case scenario: you wake up under a heavy blanket of warm water, worse case scenario: you wake up wet, and worst case scenario: it electrocutes you? given it actually arrives
GermanyBernd2023-08-28 19:03:23 · 3yNo. 285397reply
You are supposed to lie on the blanket.
It's impossible to be electrocuted since no power goes into the blanket. If anything leaks it will be most likely the cooling unit and I will probably put something under it until I trust it enough.
 
A likely case is that it does not cool enough, the blanket will be uncomfortable to lie on, and then it will break after a couple of weeks.
But it is a necessary step to take before I invest in a proper AC.

IsraelBernd2023-08-28 04:45:24 · 3yNo. 285282reply
Bernd, what is your opinion about the symbolism and imagery of penitent Mary Magdalene?
Is it right through see the world through the lens of "I am a sinner, I am wrong, I need to suffer" or is this masochist cuckery? Can people be wrong even though they didn't do anything or didn't want to do any wrong?
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FinlandBernd2023-08-28 11:54:00 · 3yNo. 285319reply
BerndBernd2023-08-28 18:54:31 · 3yNo. 285390reply
you are a sinner and you have done terrible wrongs but there is nobody and nothing out there that can forgive you in earnest. its the wheat and you've got to carry it, its the wheat that you've got to carry
its the wheat and you've got to carry it i wont rest until you carry it
IsraelBernd2023-08-28 18:56:43 · 3yNo. 285392reply
How can I get such countryball?
BerndBernd2023-08-28 18:58:07 · 3yNo. 285394reply
accept solitary sin without redemption and install opera
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