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GermanyBernd2021-02-15 14:07:00 · 5yNo. 109765reply
Bernd erklärt dir jetzt mal wie dein Brett was werden könnte:
>Amtssprache auf /b/ muss deutsch sein
>Die Aufmachung ist viel zu modern, sollte wie das alte KC sein
>Performanz ist extrem schlecht, verbessere sie
BerndBernd2021-02-15 14:22:32 · 5yNo. 109774reply
>Amtssprache auf /b/ muss deutsch sein
Ja.
>Die Aufmachung ist viel zu modern, sollte wie das alte KC sein
Naja, die Zeiten ändern sich und ohne den Zuwachs von Jungbernds geht irgendwann auch nichts mehr. Dieser Bernd findet das Seitenlayout eigentlich ganz okay.
>Performanz ist extrem schlecht, verbessere sie
JA.

NorwayBernd2021-02-15 12:47:10 · 5yNo. 109734sagereply
>will Nachfolger von Krautchan sein
>kein einziger deutschsprachiger Faden auf /b/
 
Wollt ihr mich verarschen?
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 13:05:19 · 5yNo. 109738reply
Ist vielleicht besser so, Nazibernd.
RussiaBernd2021-02-15 13:09:52 · 5yNo. 109744reply
Yeah, they should have called the site krautchan.int and make just one board.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 13:40:21 · 5yNo. 109753reply
Hab ich auch gedacht. Und die Seite ist auch extreeem langsam.

AustraliaBernd2020-12-06 22:43:15 · 6yNo. 104956reply
I got catfished by a real estate agent. She showed me photos of the house that were a decade old and then when I get there says "don't focus on the condition of the house, just focus on the floorplan and layout".
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IndiaBernd2020-12-12 00:35:00 · 6yNo. 105153reply
OK yeah, that's bad... Lol dude.
 
Do you reckon maybe they were in witness protection or something, and had to leave in a hurry, and maybe there are millions of dollars in the walls? Cause I'm just wondering who would leave behind a sweet ass Elmo ride.
AustraliaBernd2020-12-12 20:53:45 · 6yNo. 105228reply
Must have been a desperate situation for sure. During the bushfires, many tales of people leaving their Elmo's behind.
BerndBernd2021-01-19 22:56:35 · 5yNo. 107718reply
That kitchen looks awesome compared to what I have. Can't fucking cook properly in these 10 square meters. I wish I hade huge table and lot of spare space to move around.
Guess that's why I stopped cooking for myself.
LatviaBernd2021-02-15 13:07:07 · 5yNo. 109740reply
Haggle down price? at some point maybe its worth to do some garbage removal and purging of filth for it?

NetherlandsBernd2021-02-09 02:50:13 · 5yNo. 109306reply
>remembering all my memories from my youth
>the public park had organised sports events for kids at random with huge plastic balls rolling around
>the police would do demonstrations to recruit people
>that one white teacher who child me would rant about Wilders to
>fast forward to now; that's all gone
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FinlandBernd2021-02-09 16:28:52 · 5yNo. 109335reply
Life is just poo and goo that assumes different gay forms without rhyme or reason
FinlandBernd2021-02-09 16:31:02 · 5yNo. 109336reply
Another thang, if you are reborn without your memories and having nothing in common with your previous self, how is this a reincarnation of your previous life?
 
Is the self even real in the first place, or just an illusion?
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-09 16:48:51 · 5yNo. 109337reply
Read this: http://www.literarycrit.com/addendamodule3individualityipseidemb.html#:~:text=Ipse%20identifies%20%E2%80%9Cwho%E2%80%9D%20the%20self,reference%20to%20uniqueness%20and%20individuality.
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-12 00:05:07 · 5yNo. 109503reply
Nothing lasts forever or stays the same bernd

BerndBernd2021-02-02 21:45:31 · 5yNo. 108649reply
Fuck you all, I'll have my own thread where I will post every time I come to KC.
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BerndBernd2021-02-05 06:55:28 · 5yNo. 108906reply
BerndDeus vultBernd2021-02-05 18:18:34 · 5yNo. 108923reply
BerndBernd2021-02-05 18:23:19 · 5yNo. 108924reply
BerndBernd2021-02-06 23:51:23 · 5yNo. 109019reply

BerndBernd2021-01-13 08:47:04 · 5yNo. 107038reply
They are planning something. Maybe annexing Germany?
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BerndBernd2021-01-13 09:37:14 · 5yNo. 107049reply
Poland....
BerndBernd2021-01-13 10:50:16 · 5yNo. 107064reply
BerndBernd2021-02-02 18:25:55 · 5yNo. 108637reply
The whole European Council holds a discussion on the subject should Bogdan be punished by ban or should he be left free. :D
GermanyBernd2021-02-02 19:23:19 · 5yNo. 108641reply
Hello me!

GermanyBernd2020-10-25 01:12:20 · 6yNo. 103754reply
So I went on a bunch of tinder dates that I thought went well but when we messaged again the grills wrote me literally the exact same sentence why we shouldn't meet again.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-19 12:08:30 · 5yNo. 107695reply
Yeah, the fact that it was everyone made me think the problem might be with me.
 
The second part is not true, though. There was literally a recent study on this topic and people meet for serious relationships on online dating. That being said, I wouldn't mind just having a fuckbuddy again.
GermanyBernd2021-01-20 00:37:51 · 5yNo. 107722reply
Source to that study? Sounds not really like Tinder was their main observed service there. Feel free to prove me wrong.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-20 06:27:44 · 5yNo. 107732reply
Just b yourself and find a qt gril somewhere mans. It's not hard if you pretend to be a kein going out
 
>Yeah, the fact that it was everyone made me think the problem might be with me.
 
Don't take it personal bernd. People are kinda fucking up a lot when they're young
 
>The second part is not true, though. There was literally a recent study on this topic and people meet for serious relationships on online dating.
 
Sure. As long as it's not tinder tbh
 
>That being said, I wouldn't mind just having a fuckbuddy again.
 
Well you gotta be more specific over what you want
BerndBernd2021-01-28 00:50:14 · 5yNo. 108223reply
turboautist kcel btfo

GermanyBernd2021-01-23 23:15:27 · 5yNo. 107982reply
Rumor has it, pedochan has banned all porn threads because the onions couldn't help themselves and posted cheese pizza in between the normal porn posts.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-23 23:24:03 · 5yNo. 107986reply
Someone said this meant more "serious discussions" again, but it's still just name-calling and /pol/-tier garbage.
United StatesBernd2021-01-24 03:23:07 · 5yNo. 107998reply
talking about kohl? haven't checked it in perhaps a year. just tried to load the page and it said "unavailable due to legal reasons" lol
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-24 06:27:18 · 5yNo. 108002reply
The site is pretty boring and ded, last time I checked
FinlandBernd2021-01-27 22:32:23 · 5yNo. 108219reply
lol seriously? Screenshot pls

GermanyBernd2021-01-15 23:29:16 · 5yNo. 107361reply
YOU TELL ME I
SHOULDNT WANT TO DIE
BUT CANT GIVE ME
ONE GOOD REASON WHY
United KingdomBernd2021-01-23 00:54:50 · 5yNo. 107919reply
I can't i can barely live myself, I live for the people around me

NetherlandsBernd2021-01-15 13:09:27 · 5yNo. 107317reply
Told the psychiatrist about 4chan and krautchan. She asked if it was part of the darkweb and looked visibly uncomfortable.
She asked if users ask pictures from me, I told her no but that it usually goes wrong when people stop being anonymous. She asked how. I explained Reiko and the r9k tranny Discord Troupe to her. Told her I get good book recommendations though.
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BerndBernd2021-01-16 18:57:45 · 5yNo. 107435reply
>LOL what did the police react like?
Don't remember, but he got away clean, obviously.
>Also way to fucking shoot yourself in the foot and make psychiatry known to be a Foucault like imprisonment faculty
Because they want you to trust them in the first place? You know it won't work if you don't want it to work, and for that you should believe that dogtor want no harm for you.
AustraliaBernd2021-01-16 22:43:38 · 5yNo. 107486reply
Hahaha. Wow. Could not have been any tamer than that.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-17 08:19:44 · 5yNo. 107516reply
How can people trust psychiatrists if they do stupid shit like you mentioned?
Yeah, it was this thread (https://boards.4channel.org/lit/thread/17291840#p17292101).
I hoped she seem comfortable but she was really hurried in ending the session.
Maybe it's my autism reading into things but she probably expected that my anguish and sorrows constitutes me being left out instead of dissociating maximally.
BerndBernd2021-01-17 10:12:33 · 5yNo. 107517reply
>How can people trust psychiatrists if they do stupid shit like you mentioned?
Don't know. I don't trust them anymore. My parents once told me to go and see a dogtor. Dogtor said it will be only a “check up”. Long story short: it took some effort to leave the ward for me and for parents, they regretted that.

GermanyBernd2020-11-07 22:34:53 · 6yNo. 104229reply
Lörs respons?
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GermanyBernd2020-11-18 06:10:55 · 6yNo. 104596reply
heretics go to hell, for a good reason
unbelievers go to limbus
ScotlandBernd2020-12-06 14:02:56 · 6yNo. 104937reply
a book i recently obsessed over, the private memoirs and confessions of a justified sinner, more or less revolves around this error, summed up in the authorial voice by the parable of the pharisee and the publican, luke 18:9-14, or in hogg's phrasing 'the just pharisee.'
vindictiveness or self-righteousness is itself sinful, it is the essence of pride, though it's true that to wag a finger is to make the same mistake gregory did, to tart yourself up in others' failings.
GermanyBernd2021-01-16 18:28:01 · 5yNo. 107430reply
> assholes being punished
Bro, Asshole is Beta for Alpha, don't you know that?
BerndBernd2021-01-16 19:03:24 · 5yNo. 107437reply
>Pope Gregory I
>604 AD
Good ol' times.

NetherlandsBernd2021-01-14 19:39:33 · 5yNo. 107248reply
>few days ago
>walking through the street
>pass underneath a ladder
>girl on a bike with her family giggles 'misfortune' as she passes by
 
>fast forward
>see two young women walk through same ladder
>right next to them, point at the ladder
>serious voice, 'SEVEN YEARS MISFORTUNE'
>walk off, spaghetti spilling everywhere
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-14 19:45:01 · 5yNo. 107251reply
>Volgens het bijgeloof brengt onder een ladder doorlopen ongeluk. Een ladder die ergens tegenaan leunt vormt een natuurlijke driehoek met de muur en de grond. Gezien nu de driehoek het symbool is van de heilige Drie-eenheid is, beoordeelden onze voorouders het fenomeen van onder een ladder door te lopen als een uitermate oneerbiedige daad. Wie dit wel deed, werd beschuldigd van duivelsverering. Later ontwikkelde men geleidelijk de overtuiging dat wie onder een ladder durfde door te gaan, door de dood getroffen kon worden.
>Een vrouw die het waagde onder een ladder door te lopen, zou nooit binnen het jaar getrouwd raken. Om gespaard te blijven van dit onheil, moest men zijn vingers kruisen of een wens doen. Ook op de schoenen spuwen en wachten tot dit opgedroogd is zou volstaan.
 
Dutch people are fucking weird.
BerndBernd2021-01-14 19:49:11 · 5yNo. 107252reply
>Een vrouw die het waagde onder een ladder door te lopen, zou nooit binnen het jaar getrouwd raken
Kek.
BerndBernd2021-01-14 21:20:26 · 5yNo. 107273reply
Ach Bernd...
FinlandBernd2021-01-15 00:44:36 · 5yNo. 107288reply
Classic bernd, 10/10

NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 06:55:41 · 6yNo. 106343reply
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 14:48:28 · 6yNo. 106389reply
It's funny because they are freaks.
BerndBernd2021-01-09 14:50:00 · 6yNo. 106390reply
>they are freaks
And you are a normie then?
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-09 14:51:48 · 6yNo. 106391reply
yes and no
BerndBernd2021-01-09 15:06:48 · 6yNo. 106393reply
t. Frisian

GermanyBernd2020-12-09 16:53:34 · 6yNo. 105044reply
Good evening, I hate women.
LatviaBernd2020-12-09 18:36:42 · 6yNo. 105048reply
????
United StatesBernd2020-12-10 06:31:07 · 6yNo. 105064reply
thinking about all the people that could be talking shit about you right now
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-06 03:43:28 · 6yNo. 106066reply
at first they're funny and mean
then they're bitter and jaded
 
give it 3 years and she'll be an empty egg carton hoping someone not addicted to gambling bats an eye at her
GermanyBernd2021-01-09 13:25:34 · 6yNo. 106370reply
> i am so sorry
Not very credible.
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