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GermanyBernd2021-02-23 18:31:23 · 5yNo. 110690reply
I suffer without neofolk gf.
GermanyBernd2021-02-23 18:39:53 · 5yNo. 110694reply
Looks like she is into witchcraft and shiet.
The next pandemic she will try to fight with the power of beauty, offering free hugs to people at the station, only to end killing Bernd.
TurkeyBernd2021-02-23 18:40:50 · 5yNo. 110695reply
Sounds hella disgusting and unhygienic bro sorry

GermanyIHK das "I" für InkompetenzBernd2021-02-20 16:30:24 · 5yNo. 110355reply
Fucking IHK hat behauptet ich sei unentschuldigt nicht zur praktischen Prüfung erschienen. Ich war an meinem Platz mit meinr Prüfungsnummer für beide Tage.
Ich war überpünktlicht und habe für jede scheiß unterschrieben.
Jetzt behaupten Neu-Deutschen Raubritter ich wäre garnich dagwesen und haben mich durch die Prüfung rasslen lassen.
So eine unfassbare Inkompetnez!!!
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GermanyBernd2021-02-20 16:41:54 · 5yNo. 110359reply
Ich habe keine Ausbilder
das war über eine Umschlung
habe keine Kontakt zu denen und Betrieb habe ich jetzt auch keinen
Ich habe bis einen Monat nach Bekanntgebung der Ergebnisse Zeit Widerspruch oder Klage zu machen
Ich habe den Brief heute erhalten und auf dem Brief selbst steht das die Bekanntgebung am 27.01 ertsen war
was bullshit ist weil die Schriftliche war schon davor bekannt und die Praktische ist jetzt bekannt
GermanyBernd2021-02-20 16:47:20 · 5yNo. 110361reply
Na, dann hast du doch noch eine ganze Woche.
Ich wünsch' dir viel Glück, Bernd.
GermanyBernd2021-02-20 16:51:03 · 5yNo. 110364reply
Danke
Problem ist ich bin jetzt arbeitlos und so ohne Zertifikat in Deutschland ist schlecht
und im schlimmsten fall habe ich da ganze dann erst im September oder so wenn die zu dumm sind ihre Akten zu finden ich das ganz wiederholen muss
GermanyBernd2021-02-20 22:55:18 · 5yNo. 110407sagereply
>das die Bekanntgebung am 27.01 ertsen war

UkraineBernd2021-02-19 10:00:03 · 5yNo. 110253reply
some people placed stickers like this one on the streets and in the public transport
 
who could those people be?
SwedenBernd2021-02-19 10:07:32 · 5yNo. 110254reply
Looks like GOG advertisement.
UkraineBernd2021-02-19 10:28:06 · 5yNo. 110258reply
 
why anticoomer sentiment tho?
SwedenBernd2021-02-19 10:31:00 · 5yNo. 110259reply
Maybe it's zoomers who fell for the NNN meme, who knows.
When I was a teen I coomed multiple times every day and it didn't stop me from getting a wife.
Maybe these anticoom people are just trying to cope with being incels by telling themselves that they are like that because they coomed too much in past.
UkraineBernd2021-02-19 11:06:47 · 5yNo. 110264reply
 
i thought it is muslims,
we have tons of foreign students, mostly araps from northen africa
 
and only like 20% of them know Russian,
but all of them know english very well,
i thought maybe some of them are fundamentalists and try to market religious fundamentalism by placing fancy stickers

UkraineBernd2021-02-18 18:07:45 · 5yNo. 110195reply
zoomer internet fren said, that one of the reasons he wants to leave Ukraine to wect ofc because he wants to see tidy and fancy Apple and Microsoft ad banners on the streets
GermanyBernd2021-02-18 18:16:51 · 5yNo. 110197reply
Sounds like a really weak excuse for wanting easy wealth.
 
Tell him to work his ass of to get good education, the amount of racism east euros experience here compared to how brown people are treated like gods is unbelievable.
UkraineBernd2021-02-18 19:33:28 · 5yNo. 110214reply
 
Alologies, officer
 
i thought that i could bring some motion to this board
GermanyBernd2021-02-18 19:36:05 · 5yNo. 110215reply
please don't stop, it was boring before you came

GermanyBernd2021-02-16 21:30:12 · 5yNo. 110039reply
I have improved my tinder skills and profile so much that I can more or less consistently get a date every weekend. So far, this has lead to one second date with kissenings, but no third date or sex. I wonder how long it will take to achieve that or if it will stop to work before I get that far.
 
One annoying thing, or something I don't yet know how to deal with perfectly, is the issue of getting a second date after the first one. You aren't supposed to ask right away, so I wait for a day or two, but sometimes grilles take a day or two to text back and probably sometimes don't really know if they want to or not. So it often gets dangerously close to the next weekend without me having clarity about whether there will be a second date or if I should ask a new girl out.
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GermanyBernd2021-02-17 01:12:13 · 5yNo. 110061reply
I never understand why men use dating apps.
Isn't this the place where women are ten times more superior?
 
My entire sex life can be summed up on half a piece of paper, but in my opinion us Bernds have better chances trying to talk to women irl.
Am I wrong?
BerndBernd2021-02-17 07:27:41 · 5yNo. 110068reply
Tinder: a hundred women in month
IRL: three women in a half of a year
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 08:52:03 · 5yNo. 110070reply
I'm not saying I'm a master seducer, just that I improved my social skills to get to this point.
 
I know Bernds give bad advice most of the time, I'm mainly here to share.
 
Yeah I know. I mean often times it's just that you meet in person and figure out you don't have the right chemistry. That's impossible to tell without meeting irl and you can't force it. So there can't be a 100% success rate anyway.
First dates are usually just going for a walk outside and talking because of corona. It never goes really badly, but one time the gril was really boring and I didn't want to meet her again. Sometimes it's just mediocre and I'd be willing to fug them if that's their only goal. Two or three times it was really good from my perspective, but the girl didn't want to go further...
Also my main focus is not just getting benin in bagina. My main interest is physical intimacy, but I can't just have that with anyone. There needs to be a frenly connection at least, even if I'm not looking for marriage.
 
Yes, women have hundreds of choices while most men need to fish for crumbs. I have a profile that is performing above average, but it still is hard.
But I have met two amazing girls there already, one who was an amazing fwb for about a year and another one who is now just a good friend.
 
And talking to women irl is impossible because of the pandemic, maybe you missed it. Bars and basically all other places for socializing are closed. In the supermarket everyone wears a mask and wants to gtfo as quickly as possible. At the park everyone keeps their distance and doesn't want to interact with strangers.
BerndBernd2021-02-17 21:00:41 · 5yNo. 110154reply
>amazing fwb
How does it feel to fuck a woman that has sex with other men while you are absent? Dirty pleasure?

UkraineBernd2021-02-17 17:13:54 · 5yNo. 110122reply
my coworker, 27 y.o. female, once, while being drunk, said,
that she is a meme expert, because she knows all the meme pages on instagram,
and also that she identifies herself as a zoomer
 
additional infa:
none
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GermanyBernd2021-02-17 18:27:58 · 5yNo. 110142reply
>females having a meltdown when getting criticised
it's so annoying, my girl is also like that.
If I say something bad about something she did or does, she will literally cry because she doesn't understand that I'm not trying to say that SHE is bad.
 
At least she never even said something bad to me or what I do, so no double standarts here - but the average female can always criticise you but when she gets criticised the world ends.
 
I fucking H A T E it.
BerndBernd2021-02-17 18:49:57 · 5yNo. 110145reply
>it's so annoying, my girl is also like that.
My female acquaintance says that because of my fragile male ego I have an urge to point out at her faults to feel better in comparison. We both know that she just can't accept she has so many flaws and they are visible.
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 18:57:20 · 5yNo. 110146reply
>...says that because of my fragile male ego
Why do you let her talk shit like that?
BerndBernd2021-02-17 20:56:54 · 5yNo. 110153reply
>Why do you let her talk shit like that?
It's a female. Would you be angry on a dog because it's barking?

UkraineBernd2021-02-17 10:20:04 · 5yNo. 110087reply
another meeting,
scheduled for 20 min as a quick syncup,
 
one lady (i have no idea what she is doing actually) says that "this week we should prioritize closing the sprint tickets, because we are late on schedule"
 
meeting is already going on for 40+ mins
 
some dude telling story about how he bought a glass desk, and how it broke in two pieces in less than a month,
the other one showing a collection of gayming consoles he has
 
fucking kino
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BerndBernd2021-02-17 10:28:22 · 5yNo. 110089reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 10:41:25 · 5yNo. 110090reply
One time I was in a meeting were the boss went on this rambling talk about how the church does good work with the church tax and tithes they collect. Young me interjected: "Paying the lawyers for child-molesting priests for example."
BulgariaBernd2021-02-17 10:45:16 · 5yNo. 110091reply
And next: Le akward silence.
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 11:37:04 · 5yNo. 110096reply
In hindsight it was probably good for the rest of the team because she reacted very professional (unlike most other times) and just stopped the chatter and went back to business.

BerndBernd2021-02-16 17:35:43 · 5yNo. 110006reply
My so-called friend(female) just sent me a video where her mother kicks her, just ordinary domestic violence, nothing serious.
I replied that if she gets hard beatings, she should report to police, otherwise I don't see anything special why inform me about that at all.
She got mad about my heartlessness and lack of empathy, but what you gonna do.
Such cases.
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GermanyBernd2021-02-16 18:27:05 · 5yNo. 110015reply
She obviously wants your support. How can you be so heartless? She wants a hero. Offer her to go to the police with her, or a place to stay if she's afraid. Something like this
BerndBernd2021-02-16 18:45:37 · 5yNo. 110020reply
>How can you be so heartless?
Probably because there is only one good way to solve the situation: provide her another permanent home. I can't do that for now, everything else is just temporal and not worth the effort.
Police isn't doing anything in such cases usually and she didn't say she is in danger and she wants to spend time in my flat this night.
UkraineBernd2021-02-16 20:03:38 · 5yNo. 110034reply
 
LARP as a fatherly figure
have free seggs
BerndBernd2021-02-16 20:18:25 · 5yNo. 110035reply
Would you have had free segs were you me?


GermanyBernd2021-02-15 21:54:32 · 5yNo. 109907reply
Did our advertising work too well? Did someone organize a raid? This board suddenly feels like kohl...
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BerndBernd2021-02-15 22:03:46 · 5yNo. 109911reply
We'll have to clean up after that maybe but at least some good bernds decided to stay here.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 22:03:55 · 5yNo. 109912reply
I made an advertisement thread on KC today with this picture, it grew quite big thanks to rage spamming pedos.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 22:12:18 · 5yNo. 109913reply
>it grew quite big thanks to rage spamming pedos
I mean these people being pedos is bad enough, but why do they have to be such insufferable imageboard-posters on top of that? I really want to find them IRL and throw them into a volcano.
GermanyBernd2021-02-16 16:21:39 · 5yNo. 109999reply
> I made an advertisement thread on KC
wtf kys pls

UkraineI CAN'T TAKE 99% OF WOMEN SERIOUSLYBernd2021-02-15 19:47:05 · 5yNo. 109886reply
>HOW DO YOU MEN LEARN ALL THOSE THINGS? IT'S BORING AND COMPLICATED!
>"21 WAY TO GET RID OF POORNESS MINDSET"
>"12 WAYS TO SET GOALS FOR A NEXT YEAR"
>"WHICH PHASE OF SATURN GUARANTEERS MORE MONEY?"
<BTW IF YOU DENY ABOUT GENDER-BASED INCOME INEQUALITY I WILL LEAVE YOU. I'M SERIOUS.
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 19:49:10 · 5yNo. 109888reply
Move this to /int/ please, Admin.
As long as this sites domain includes the word krautchan, /b/ should be DEUTSCH ONLY VERXLIXT NOCH MAL!
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 19:51:20 · 5yNo. 109889reply
It took me 24 years to find my girl in the 1%. I hope we can be together forever, I don't think I can ever find a woman like that again.
 
She even knows how to build PCs, has a lot of hardware knowledge, uses stuff like hexedit etc. and she's not ugly at all.
UkraineBernd2021-02-15 19:51:37 · 5yNo. 109890reply
 
kohlchan /b/ is deutch only, dear kolbasnik
UkraineBernd2021-02-15 19:53:00 · 5yNo. 109891reply
>uses stuff like hexedit etc
 
<what's that? i don't understand. why do i need that?

KazakhstanКазахстана тредBernd2018-07-22 14:29:37 · 8yNo. 26816reply
Казахстанский анон, ты здесь? Отпишись в тред.
 
Го к нам в телеграм-конфу. Наше комьюнити существует уже достаточно долго, но мы всегда рады адекватным анонам. В конфе есть много тян из различных городов Казахстана: Астана, Алматы, Шымкент, Караганда, Актобе. Будем рады пополнению.
 
Ссылка: https://is.gd/T6zQml
BerndBernd2021-02-15 18:56:52 · 5yNo. 109862reply
Бамп, хуле.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 18:58:29 · 5yNo. 109865reply
BerndBernd2021-02-15 19:09:03 · 5yNo. 109876reply
Не-а, нашёл на самом дне /бэ/ случайно.
Собираюсь пойти в их казах-чятик и пофорсить борду, но телеграм группы — эт зашквар. Я чёт брезгую.

GermanyBernd2021-02-15 17:27:06 · 5yNo. 109816reply
Wieso ist die Scheiße hier auf Mondsprache? Ich dachte das hier sei Krautchan?
 
Auch: allgemeiner Hitlerfaden.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 17:46:50 · 5yNo. 109830reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-15 18:55:04 · 5yNo. 109859sagereply
Verpiss dich.

AustriaBernd2021-02-15 17:30:29 · 5yNo. 109821reply
Bernd überzeugt das Liegüber dieses Bretts nicht.
BerndBernd2021-02-15 17:43:40 · 5yNo. 109828reply
Neumodischer Web 2.0 Scheissdreck.
Wenn ich tausende interkative Fenster haben will gehe ich zu Fratzenbuch.
 
Bernd ist mett weil er gerne ein kühles altmodisches Brett hätte.
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