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Bernd 2023-10-03 10:33:38 ⋅ 1y No. 290247

I bought this 6€ headlamp that has a strap that literally says "HEADLAMP" on it every 10cm . Besides that it is pretty good. You probably wouldn't be able to distinguish it from a very high quality one if the strap would just be plain black. I think I will try to cover the print with some black sharpie to make it look better. Why do manufacturers do this? Why do they go through extra production steps to print something ugly or retarded on their cheap products instead of leaving them nice and clean? I've seen this on multiple occasions.

Bernd 2023-10-03 12:45:27 ⋅ 1y No. 290253

headlamps are so fucking gay everytime i see a jogger wearing one i have to hold myself back from not just beating him down in the dark

Bernd 2023-10-03 13:23:29 ⋅ 1y No. 290256

>>290253 I usually have to race against the darkness on hiking trips in the winter because it gets dark so early. Also it is somewhat dangerous descending from ans mountain in the darkness. I hope it will get less of an issue with it. At least I won't have to fear that you are going to steal it from me I guess.

Bernd 2023-10-03 18:43:55 ⋅ 1y No. 290274

>>290256 ive been stolen 30 bucks by a nigger today actually does that make you feel good? :D

Bernd 2023-10-03 18:46:55 ⋅ 1y No. 290275

>>290274 Dunno about him but I'm glad. Hope he spends it on drugs or whores.

Bernd 2023-10-03 19:37:11 ⋅ 1y No. 290276

>>290274 Nod really. I wished you would chose to live in a comfy and safe environment so that you learn that you don't have to take anything away from others in order to be happy. How did he do it?

Bernd 2023-10-03 21:16:45 ⋅ 1y No. 290289

>>290276 we were dancing to some live music and he came really close to me, we hooked our legs and did this some jumpy moves together and yeah i completely let my guard down. ...because: - these things usually don't happen in Heidelberg - I only had 20 euros in my pocket Once I noticed he took it I went to him and his 3 nigger friends and confronted him with it, he smiled at me stupidly and said he didn't take it. I said he did. He then pulled a 100 euro bill out of his shoe and handed me it, trying to calm down the situation and show all the people around us that came when I was accusing him that he's a good guy. Ofc I did not take his drug money and let him have my drug money. I consider this a lesson fee.

Bernd 2023-10-03 22:07:01 ⋅ 1y No. 290292

>>290289 >hit on a hot black guy in hopes to get your hole stretched >he only wanted to steal your money That must feel horrible, Bernd I'm sorry

Bernd 2023-10-03 22:21:05 ⋅ 1y No. 290293

>>290289 What do you think would have happened if you would have taken the 100€?

Bernd 2023-10-03 23:18:18 ⋅ 1y No. 290300

>>290293 tbh nothing but losing my face that drug selling skinny nigger really didn't seem to want any trouble, being surrounded by many people all of a sudden i wouldn't be surprised if most people he steals from wouldn't even go talk to him even if they realised it was him

Bernd 2023-10-04 15:15:12 ⋅ 1y No. 290329

>>290300 > nothing but losing my face b-brutal. Those savages!

Bernd 2023-10-05 08:40:04 ⋅ 1y No. 290424

>I think I will try to cover the print with some black sharpie to make it look better. Just shine into the eye of people and they won't see it.

Bernd 2023-10-05 13:59:48 ⋅ 1y No. 290436

>>290424 how come you're so smart?

Bernd 2023-10-05 15:23:18 ⋅ 1y No. 290439

>>290436 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_by_country

Bernd 2023-10-05 15:36:18 ⋅ 1y No. 290441

>>290424 But I might want to wear it during day time turned off to show off my crazy preparedness towards all situations.

Bernd 2023-10-05 19:04:04 ⋅ 1y No. 290461

>>290441 don't attach a light source to your head then, it brings extra attention to it, making it more susceptible to attacks [spoiler]unless you're an anglerfish[/spoiler]

Bernd 2023-10-05 20:15:52 ⋅ 1y No. 290473

>>290461 I'm prepared for attacks. I always carry my katana with me.

Bernd 2023-10-06 00:08:10 ⋅ 1y No. 290503

>>290473 thanks for the warning

Bernd 2023-10-06 08:03:06 ⋅ 1y No. 290540

>>290473 Huh. Then you shouldn't worry, noone sees the tags for your fedora covers it well.

Bernd 2023-10-06 08:23:20 ⋅ 1y No. 290542

>>290503 Wait a minute. Only people that plan to attack me would consider this a warning. So yes. Be warned about my powers. >>290540 Well that's another problem. I bought my fedora very cheaply and it has printed the word "Fedora" all over it.

Bernd 2023-10-06 10:20:18 ⋅ 1y No. 290547

>>290542 Just shine the katana into the eye of people and they won't see it.

Bernd 2023-10-06 10:55:51 ⋅ 1y No. 290548

>>290547 What if I go where the sun don't shine?

Bernd 2023-10-06 13:35:27 ⋅ 1y No. 290557

>>290473 you need additional protection against ranged attacks

Bernd 2023-10-06 13:42:51 ⋅ 1y No. 290558

>>290557 Any suggestions?

Bernd 2023-10-06 15:38:14 ⋅ 1y No. 290564

>>290558 Best defense is offense. Get a crossbow too. Not these pleb plastic crap, but the old school patrician wood one with windlass and all that.

Bernd 2023-10-06 15:53:18 ⋅ 1y No. 290570

>>290558 >>290564 You can easily carry around a little hand crossbow with your katana, hiding it under your cloak

Bernd 2023-10-06 16:06:10 ⋅ 1y No. 290572

>>290558 Tomahawk

Bernd 2023-10-07 09:19:04 ⋅ 1y No. 290674

>>290558 I'm a big fan of offense as a defense, this Bernd >>290564 knows what he's talking about

Bernd 2023-10-07 09:29:09 ⋅ 1y No. 290675

>>290473 heh, nothing personal but i'll just teleport behind you

Bernd 2023-10-07 09:50:05 ⋅ 1y No. 290676

>>290564 >>290674 >>290570 katana + crossbow is a weird combination. Also I doubt that it is good for the bow of a crossbow to keep it loaded and under tension all the time which is a necessity for being prepared to sneak attacks. I think for urban combat the more stylish alternative would be one or two flintlock pistols and a rapier. You might lose some of the long distance combat capabilities of a crossbow but it would be way more practical in everyday situations.

Bernd 2023-10-07 10:02:25 ⋅ 1y No. 290678

>>290676 > for urban combat the more stylish alternative would be one or two flintlock pistols and a rapier very good, but you're forgetting one important part ot this ensemble [spoiler]a twirly mustache[/spoiler]

Bernd 2023-10-07 19:05:46 ⋅ 1y No. 290710

Not a single Bernd ITT attempted to answer the OP question.

Bernd 2023-10-07 19:25:17 ⋅ 1y No. 290712

>>290247 Same reason porn has retarded titles. A big portion of the market is retarded.

Bernd 2023-10-07 19:40:36 ⋅ 1y No. 290717

>>290712 Good attempt. But if this was the case also expensive headlamps would have written headlamp on it but this is not the case.

Bernd 2023-10-07 21:39:02 ⋅ 1y No. 290729

>>290717 > expensive headlamps would have written headlamp on it but this is not the case. don't they? pic rel costs 230€

Bernd 2023-10-07 21:48:37 ⋅ 1y No. 290730

>>290712 I thought that was to game the search algorithms.

Bernd 2023-10-07 21:54:38 ⋅ 1y No. 290731

>>290729 The brand name does not count. Although I would agree that it is a stupid thing to do and I generally try to avoid products that prominently display their brand name all over it, this is a very common thing to do. >>290712 >>290730 Care to give an example for a stupid title?

Bernd 2023-10-07 23:20:54 ⋅ 1y No. 290736

>>290731 "moral outrage Asian porn"

Bernd 2023-10-09 03:53:19 ⋅ 1y No. 290840

i think people like this stupid stuff printed on it

Bernd 2023-10-09 18:35:29 ⋅ 1y No. 290881

>>290289 >robbed by a gay nigger drug dealer Quintessentally European

Bernd 2023-10-09 18:43:12 ⋅ 1y No. 290884

>>290881 shut the fuck up turd wordler i eat that nigger for breakfirst real problen was women hate trouble and my date was singing on stage so starting beef --> no pussy so i let him go. it's 20 bucks. i know it sounds like a lot to you but i make that while shitting.

Bernd 2023-10-10 00:51:40 ⋅ 1y No. 290910

>>290289 > we hooked our legs and did this some jumpy moves together can i have a diagram or explanation please? I do not understand but wish to know this dance move

Bernd 2023-10-10 05:48:57 ⋅ 1y No. 290919

>>290247 Chinese logic, lah.

Bernd 2023-10-10 05:51:11 ⋅ 1y No. 290920

>>290253 Stfu Headlamps are based Or do you expect people to wear flashlights in chest pockets, L A Noire style?

Bernd 2023-10-10 13:35:57 ⋅ 1y No. 290931