Using my information gathering skills, I made out the next weed farm to raid.
Expected yield is at least a few kilos.
Today was the day.
he farm is on an island on a river, but that island is rather far away from where I live and I don't have a driving license so I told my brother about it because he's got a car.
NOT ONLY DID HE DARE TO BRING A FRIEND (which actually turned out to be good) BUT HE ALSO DROVE LIKE A RETARD, he drifted, went over speed limits, was raging in the car because of people driving slow on the Autobahn.
Like, what the fuck. We're about to do something illegal, like, fucking behave!!!!!!!
No not only this. Short before the final destination there's a nature reserve area. I told my brother that we should walk but he didn't give a shit and drove right through it towards the river.
And guess what. 5 minutes later we've been caught by some old hunter dude with a gun and two dogs and he threatened to call the police because we broke several laws by being there with a car.
He then wanted to know why we were there. I first didn't want to show him my fishing rod, the excuse I prepared for real emergencies, because my brother actually did not renew his fishing license but then he threatened me to not lie to him so I admitted that I wanted to go fishing.
Thank god he became friendlier after that and told us that he'd let us go. But if we ever show up again he'd instantly alarm the police. (going on that island is forbidden because there are no paths).
So yeah, gone are my few K euros that were supposed to make my next semester nice and cozy.
But it's okay, my brother has learned a few important lessons.
Bernd
2023-09-29 21:57:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 289777
>>289776
Im so sorry for your weed, that is really sad. I hope next year you can get someone more agreeable to help you. Guerrilla growing is awesome because weed grown in direct sunlight does hit harder.
Bernd
2023-09-29 22:12:53 ⋅ 1y
No. 289779
Seems like you are your brother's bitch. He gives a shit about everything you say.
Bernd
2023-09-29 22:14:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 289780
Plünderer werden erschossen.
Bernd
2023-09-29 22:19:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 289782
>>289779
nah we are besties forever
he's had a long week and a bad day
Bernd
2023-09-29 22:19:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 289783
>>289777
>your weed
Bernd
2023-09-30 02:16:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 289809
How about putting all that effort into growing weed yourself instead of fucking stealing it like the Ossi subhuman you are?
Bernd
2023-09-30 03:26:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 289827
Me gathered mushrooms
Bernd
2023-09-30 06:11:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 289834
What do you study?
Bernd
2023-09-30 09:08:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 289839
>>289834
crime
Bernd
2023-09-30 09:43:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 289841
>>289827
shroomgarch
Bernd
2023-09-30 11:19:42 ⋅ 1y
No. 289843
So you went on a drug heist and broke several laws while driving there and backed up. Lol
Bernd
2023-09-30 12:04:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 289848
There is something genius about stealing from criminals. They can't call the police on you. So as long as they don't catch you in the act you are basically safe.
Bernd
2023-09-30 12:15:07 ⋅ 1y
No. 289849
>>289848
Did you nothing learn from No Country for Old Men?
Bernd
2023-09-30 12:40:48 ⋅ 1y
No. 289851
>>289849
Psychopaths always win?
Bernd
2023-09-30 13:06:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 289854
>>289834
computational linguistics, so basically IT
also i'm working on a peer to peer live streaming porn site rn
Bernd
2023-09-30 13:06:48 ⋅ 1y
No. 289855
>>289848
exactly
i am now thinking about letting those two guys get their stuff and just break into their house
Bernd
2023-09-30 13:19:41 ⋅ 1y
No. 289857
i'd like to get a GPS tracker on their car but the problem is it's actually a fucking tesla and teslas record 24/7 with no real dead angles
A tesla will show you whoever went close to your car every time you start driving so getting a gps tracker on that car unnoticed is basically impossible.
I did think about about paying two guys to fake a street fight and "accidently" get close to the car but nah.
I need a different plan.
Bernd
2023-09-30 13:58:57 ⋅ 1y
No. 289858
>>289857
Why only steal some of their stuff? Just murder them and take everything they have.
Bernd
2023-09-30 14:09:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 289859
>>289858
>murder
give me a button to randomly murder 9 out of 10 people in the entire world - i'd press it
i really wonder why genocide hasn't at least come up for human caused problems like co2 emissions and climate change in general
Bernd
2023-09-30 14:53:03 ⋅ 1y
No. 289861
>>289859
There is a 90% chance that you will be killed as well.
Bernd
2023-09-30 15:26:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 289864
>>289861
ich weiß
ziemlich selbstlos, oder?
Bernd
2023-09-30 15:41:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 289869
>>289864
No. It's just stupid.
If humanity won't learn to self-regulate its own population without magic buttons you just pushed the inevitable away by 100 years at most.
If you continued living you would at least be able to enjoy your life in a non-overpopulated earth but still this wouldn't achieve anything in the grand scale of things.
Bernd
2023-10-01 22:41:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 290020
>>289859
you didn't answer his question. you're edgy, but still a pussy deep down
Bernd
2023-10-01 23:35:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 290023
>>290020
you're actually fronting me for replying bullshit to a bullshit reply wow
autism much?
Bernd
2023-10-02 07:05:59 ⋅ 1y
No. 290041
>>290023
Cayate
Bernd
2023-10-02 10:10:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 290062
>>290023
Whatever.