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CaliforniaKrautchan-related YouTube video that I just finished watchingBernd2024-03-18 02:06:02 · 2yNo. 303177reply

United States/cmc/ - CivMC GeneralBernd2024-03-17 18:29:10 · 2yNo. 303133reply
> How to Play
CivMC is a Minecraft Java server on version 1.20.1. By killing a player with an enderpearl in your hotbar, you can banish them to the nether. They are stuck in the nether until someone frees their pearl.
 
>How Pearling Works
https://civwiki.org/wiki/New_Player_Guide_(CivMC)#ExilePearl
 
>Overview of Mechanics
https://civwiki.org/wiki/New_Player_Guide_(CivMC)
 
>Channer Faction Discord
https://discord.gg/29AqX2U3Rr
 
>Map
https://civmc-map.github.io/
 
>Recent News
Two channers were recently pearled by a player named MechanicalRift (picture attached). MechanicalRift is from the Yoahtl faction. Yoahtl's capital city is at 7600, -700 and is the location of the two channers' pearls.
 
>Hit List (players that should be pearled on sight)
 
:::Yoahtl:::
Simpology
MechanicalRift
Vilyanz
Huskydog9988
ArkenX
Awesome_Daniel
Matt4fun9
Quauhtli
Ironscale
:::Exyria:::
Pqrrot
Ascant
Intelligences
butter_villager
SirFrenchie
Toaxbis
:::Rivia:::
Spoonce
Jaydon
 
>Closing
Good luck int! Your prussian ancestry would be proud.
 
https://civwiki.org/wiki/Prussia#The_Fourth_Reich
MexicoBernd2024-03-17 21:25:10 · 2yNo. 303145reply
JcJ, Manola. El que se muera se va al infierno 😈🔥

United StatesBernd2024-03-17 06:55:58 · 2yNo. 303104reply
i don't like these automatic soap dispensers. It feels like a you are offering your hand to a robot who then proceeds to bust a nut onto it.
FinlandBernd2024-03-17 06:56:53 · 2yNo. 303105reply
there'sgoing to be more and mire of that going forward get used to it
United StatesBernd2024-03-17 07:05:44 · 2yNo. 303107reply
the robots who rule us in the future will joke about this I bet. they'll corner us in the camps after we finish eating saying we need to sanitize our hands, but they'll be overly dramatic making a show of forcing us to present our open palms while they cackle as they spray us with "sanitizing gel"
FinlandBernd2024-03-17 07:14:27 · 2yNo. 303108reply
it's the future we chose
there is no going back
NetherlandsBernd2024-03-17 08:13:46 · 2yNo. 303109reply
So it's a win-win situation, what's not to like? If we want robots to do unpaid slave work they should get satisfaction from it some other way.

United StatesBernd2024-03-09 04:55:04 · 2yNo. 302707reply
opinions on peanut butter? I fucking love it personally
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IranBernd2024-03-15 18:18:47 · 2yNo. 303045reply
I prefer crunchy too but alas it was dad who bought it, not me.
I'm currently ketofagging so I can't spread it on anything. At best I could cook a curry with it, I guess.
United StatesBernd2024-03-16 06:44:15 · 2yNo. 303069reply
mix it with coconut milk and a very garlicky hot sauce then pour it over a grilled piece of chicken. uma delicioso
United KingdomBernd2024-03-16 22:08:33 · 2yNo. 303089reply
depends if you have allergies but its a good source of preteen
PeruBernd2024-03-17 01:34:14 · 2yNo. 303095reply

RussiaBernd2024-03-12 17:26:59 · 2yNo. 302870reply
mom was angry at me for buying energy drink again
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United StatesBernd2024-03-16 06:37:01 · 2yNo. 303068reply
it's a long story
GermanyBernd2024-03-16 08:42:07 · 2yNo. 303071reply
We have time here...
RussiaBernd2024-03-16 12:08:42 · 2yNo. 303075reply
thank you
RussiaBernd2024-03-16 12:09:22 · 2yNo. 303076reply
yeah do tell

United StatesBernd2024-03-12 07:31:45 · 2yNo. 302863reply
I have a can of of pork chili that expired in December 2023..safe to eat or nah?
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GermanyBernd2024-03-15 21:58:58 · 2yNo. 303059reply
what's the worst thing that can happen from eating some slightly bad pork chili anyways? you'll have some tummy pain and shart yourself for 1-2 days and then you're fine?
NetherlandsBernd2024-03-15 23:19:38 · 2yNo. 303061reply
Did you know the diarrhea was the main death cause in the ancient times, and is still a very significant one in the third world countries today?
United StatesBernd2024-03-16 00:52:00 · 2yNo. 303062reply
I got scolded by one of my teachers as a kid for laughing when she told us that diarrhea was the main cause of death in africa or whatever. Idk, i just had a funny image in my mind of a bunch of people shitting themselves to death
United StatesBernd2024-03-16 04:12:04 · 2yNo. 303066reply
maybe botulism but that's pretty rare nowadays

GermanyBernd2024-03-09 08:28:24 · 2yNo. 302723reply
I have a crush on Florence Pugh in Dune Part Two
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GermanyBernd2024-03-14 06:25:20 · 2yNo. 302977reply
No, not especially
United StatesBernd2024-03-14 11:58:15 · 2yNo. 302987reply
United StatesBernd2024-03-14 15:02:01 · 2yNo. 303000reply
They're okay. The one on the left has too much makeup, dyed hair, fake lips. The one on the right is cute but too brown.
ItalyBernd2024-03-15 03:03:01 · 2yNo. 303021reply
Esto es lo que les pasaría en las calles de México. violada, mutilada y asesinada.

United KingdomBernd2024-03-14 10:21:00 · 2yNo. 302983reply

Germanyit's ogreBernd2024-03-08 07:00:06 · 2yNo. 302655reply
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GermanyBernd2024-03-10 08:35:48 · 2yNo. 302772reply
Do you think they sell bumper stickers in Bend that say "Bend there done that?"
SloveniaBernd2024-03-10 09:49:30 · 2yNo. 302774reply
Such cases,,,
United StatesBernd2024-03-10 17:56:18 · 2yNo. 302789reply
bend is full of smug rich cuntss and Californians
United StatesBernd2024-03-12 07:10:58 · 2yNo. 302862reply

RussiaBernd2024-03-11 10:37:22 · 2yNo. 302804reply
Your thoughts about russification of the German roads?
GermanyBernd2024-03-11 10:49:36 · 2yNo. 302805sagereply
>Proxy Ukranian thread about ~~Russia~~ Germany
HungaryBernd2024-03-11 11:32:56 · 2yNo. 302807reply
I don't know why people complain about bad, patchy roads. They are necessary to keep the tax money circulate in the economy. Do you think tax is there so the govt can sit on the increasingly growing hoard of money bags? No. It's there to spend it.
Bad quality roads that degrade fast create demand. If govt. just prints money but nothing to spend on it, that creates inflation, if there is a demand for the money it won't cause inflation. Bad roads is a legit excuse for spending in the public eye.
FinlandBernd2024-03-11 15:38:52 · 2yNo. 302813reply
Bad roads are a sign the money is spent elsewhere instead of maintaining the roads/infrastructure.
If the money is spent correctly and roads are maintained as they should, you will not notice it because all roads are in good shape
RussiaBernd2024-03-11 19:04:09 · 2yNo. 302837reply

BerndBernd2024-03-10 02:09:00 · 2yNo. 302761reply
This just in: Premium cat cheese from a purebred Siamese pleases - attracts devotees.
HungaryBernd2024-03-10 05:54:42 · 2yNo. 302764reply
>cat cheese
Get on our level.
GermanyBernd2024-03-10 08:38:40 · 2yNo. 302773reply
Fromage de Toxoplasmosis

FranceKarabakh-artsakhBernd2024-03-06 08:19:16 · 2yNo. 302536reply
i can't believe this goofy shit with minecraft flag even existed and now its gone. Its going to be one of those things that you tell young people in 10 years from now, and they gonna be like "Fuck you, you made it up, that didn't existed, you liar! you must have edited wiki to trick me, i refuse to believe this bullshit"
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BulgariaBernd2024-03-08 22:00:36 · 2yNo. 302697reply
Good ol' Erzse was likely just done dirty by her enemies. But Saltykova was pretty monstrous indeed.
HungaryBernd2024-03-09 15:35:27 · 2yNo. 302737reply
>Elizabeth Bathory
The usual story is that she tortured and killed 300 (Slovak - ofc) peasant girls, testimonies of witnesses prove that.
The matter of fact is there are 303+4 testimonies recorded, this is where the number comes from. However the 303 is entirely useless. About 2/3 knew nothing incriminating, the rest is hearsay.
The +4 is 4 people from her court, basically her closest servants, 3 women and a man. They told about torture and death of 4 or 5 girls (young adult women). Torture including beating with a stick, burning hands with hot coins, dipping on icy water and such. They also told about funerals. However their testimony was forced by torture, and while they could have been crown witnesses, they were executed before any court hearing.
The countess was never sentenced, she died after four years of house arrest, way after any official procedure took place.
"Some argue" that some of the "torture" was efforts to cure illnesses (like treating high temperature with cold water). Some also mentions that certain deaths were due to epidemic.
Fun thing: when "Good ol' Erzse" was arrested (this event was actually an unlawful act, nobles had certain rights) there were two servant girls in the dungeon - they were never heard out, noone asked for their testimony.
BulgariaBernd2024-03-09 17:39:07 · 2yNo. 302742reply
Yeah, the whole thing was extremely fishy.
HungaryBernd2024-03-10 05:57:10 · 2yNo. 302765reply
She was an extremely rich widow, and her daughters married barons from rival aristocrat families. Nuff said.

United KingdomBernd2024-03-03 01:40:51 · 2yNo. 302404reply
does anyone remember a webm that used to be posted a lot on kc abt 8-10 years ago, it was a russian song with some woman playing keytar in a pub. i dont speak russian so i cant allude to the lyrics but it was kind of synthy
GermanyBernd2024-03-03 06:25:05 · 2yNo. 302411reply
BerndBernd2024-03-10 02:12:46 · 2yNo. 302762reply
no. it used to be posted around old kc years and years ago and i've been looking for this specific song since at least 2017.
for the love of god bernd please post it if you have it, its a fucking earworm and its popped into my head so many times, but with no way of hearing it

RussiaBernd2024-03-05 22:41:13 · 2yNo. 302517reply
i want to become a dealer of illegal things
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RussiaBernd2024-03-07 22:25:13 · 2yNo. 302628reply
what? i was selling things my whole life and never paid any taxes. once i sold my car for 1000$ on paper but for 5000$ in reality just to not to pay taxes
GermanyBernd2024-03-08 06:58:38 · 2yNo. 302654reply
>i want to become a dealer of illegal things
selling drugs is very easy and since your customers are addicted you will make money no matter what and you don't even have to do anything except for taking the risk and, well, actually selling of course
 
just buy cheap, hide well or even better, store at someone else's place (like gf), and make very clear that you don't sell small amounts, you don't want the broke narkomen begging you to move your ass to sell them stuff for a few cents
 
they will nag you anyway because they are addicted, but as long as they don't bring 50 euros, keep telling them to fuck off
 
BulgariaBernd2024-03-08 20:18:13 · 2yNo. 302685reply
There should be some threshold after which you get fined (if someone within the bureaucracy notices u, uwu). Down here it's approximately 1500 euro, for example.
RussiaBernd2024-03-09 07:42:11 · 2yNo. 302722reply
i know only weed dealers
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