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GermanyBernd2024-08-21 09:14:07 · 2yNo. 317218reply
I love reading YouTube comments by boomers about their past experiences when they were young.

GermanyBernd2024-08-19 10:19:29 · 2yNo. 317110reply
What youtube channels do you watch?
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UkraineBernd2024-08-20 13:29:55 · 2yNo. 317174reply
added the food related words, thanks for reaching out!
GermanyBernd2024-08-20 15:34:35 · 2yNo. 317178reply
Youtube is dead. Long life TikTok.
FinlandBernd2024-08-20 20:08:24 · 2yNo. 317196reply
Dr. Brad Stanfield
GermanyBernd2024-08-20 20:25:29 · 2yNo. 317202reply
Never had a TikTok account, thank god. YouTube shorts is already bad enough

GermanyBernd2024-07-29 19:28:56 · 2yNo. 315675reply
George was the greatest Beatle
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UkraineBernd2024-08-20 17:02:19 · 2yNo. 317184reply
ringo starr is my favorite beatle out of four
GermanyBernd2024-08-20 17:20:45 · 2yNo. 317185reply
unpopular opinion
BulgariaBernd2024-08-20 17:29:31 · 2yNo. 317186reply
Just look at him, how cool is that?
GermanyBernd2024-08-20 19:21:12 · 2yNo. 317190reply
I'm more interested in his music and his philosophy

BulgariaRussian Tourist Attempts Bovine DenazificationBernd2024-08-19 17:25:10 · 2yNo. 317128reply
>Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence
>We sent him to hospital because he was injured on his bottom, but he went crazy at the hospital and the doctors would not admit him, so now he is detained at our police station.
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13749603/Russian-tourist-tried-rape-cow-gored-animal.html
 
Many such cases.
RussiaBernd2024-08-19 18:09:45 · 2yNo. 317129reply
Lame, I'd only bother traveling this far for anal destruction from a bull or stallion
BulgariaBernd2024-08-19 18:12:59 · 2yNo. 317130reply
Apparently he made some advances at the bull at first, but ended up horn-pegged by the girl cow instead.
FinlandBernd2024-08-20 13:27:57 · 2yNo. 317173reply
i dont get it, his wifes boyfriend raped him?
BulgariaBernd2024-08-20 13:31:19 · 2yNo. 317175reply
More in the lines of his wife's boyfriend's girlfriend, but yeah.

United StatesBernd2024-08-19 11:56:43 · 2yNo. 317113reply
Giovanni is a placeholder of Japanese fallout damage. Don Genie is a placeholder of Japanese fallout damage. They both mean I have to broker against ancient Rome and literal Plato to get my Japanese epigenetics back in complex swaps. Team Rocket and Universal Traders means all of my epigenetics have to be brokered by literal redshift to get my epigenetics back, through complex swaps of broken Japanese fallout damage. Most people like me are sucking the Earth to get their stuff back. I will let it float to space. I am getting my stuff back. That is my motive and intent.
 
Giovanni and Don Genie are lost and found receipts that are thousands of pages long. It doesn't matter. I have my soul back and it isn't in the Earth. The Japanese fallout damage put it elsewhere. I will get it back that way.
 
Keep frying the Earth with nukes and I will fish my stuff out of the Milky Way through stellar brokerage. I don't care how insane it gets.
 
If Japanese and American fallout damage removes my epigenetic-spirtual material from the Earth, then I leave the Earth to find the roots of my consciousness. I am not going to stare at rocks to find literally less than nothing. You can't make me mine for nothing. You lose. And I leave.
 
You nuke the soil I use as my consciousness and I leave. Your nukes are only my enlightenment and gain. I have no obligation to serve fallout damage as my soul. You can keep that soil. And you still don't have the technology to fight me. You have useless bombs.
 
There are placeholders I still don't understand: Arthur Jenkins can't make Susan Abernathy kill herself that easily.
 
Simple is simple: Giovanni and Don Genie are my soul, and I will manually fish my soul out of stars. I am not on Earth. I am redshift as it concerns my death here. I die and my consciousness will just fly into the horizon and deep space. Some will know what that means. Enjoy your rocks.
 
You know nuclear weapons fry consciousness and epigenetics in the soil. You know nuclear weapons fry consciousness and epigenetics in the soil. You know nuclear weapons fry consciousness and epigenetics in the soil. You don't have the covert operations to kill me over this yet. I win. I beat you.
 
I will speak very softly here: If you use nuclear weapons against the Earth, you will find more reasons to leave it to find fresh epigenetic and genetic material. At a certain point, you have to find material to grow it all back, if you want life here. Nuclear weapons just cause space travel. As for me, I am skipping to the Eve Online jump clones. I have no fuel to spare or pay for.
 
So here is the final warning: If you use nuclear weapons, you may find your soul far away from here many galaxies out, with no possibility to return against time acceleration. Which isn't even the worst possibility. Nuclear weapons will fry all of your mental material even after death, if you want to deal with those. I guarantee you that most of your thought is based on Terran soil unless you're the Buddha. Don't throw away the rice if you still intend to eat. Katsu.

PeruBernd2024-08-19 07:40:26 · 2yNo. 317106reply
Imagine being an american, you meet a cute girl of japanese ascendance in a mall, you're both from different cities, when you tell her the city you're from, she tells you that her grandma migrated from Japan to your city, she mentions the popular mall of your city that has sea-view to the pacific ocean, and says that she would like to visit it, while you keep conversating she mentions that she will return to Japan to study beacuse America is a thirdworld shithole. One day you're back in your city, your mom tells you to buy some things at the mall, you go and when you're about to return home, you decide to walk along the sea, in your way you see couples of ethnic migrants kissing and hugging while looking at the sunset, that's when you remember the girl you met. First you remember that she would like to visit you city's mall and you imagine yourself hugging her while looking at the sunset, then you remember that she is going to leave America due to the state of the country, the images of you and her being happy vanish, now you're back to reality and see the ethnic migrants being happy while you're standing there, alone. The ethnic migrants and their culture are the responsible ones of the current insecurity crisis of your country, you remember the commandos that died in action to free your country and people from terrorism, you wonder what would they think if they saw you standing there alone while the ethnic migrants ruin what they built and take your place
 
Change
>american to pooruvian
>japanese to chilean
>ethnic migrant to colombian/venezuelan
 
This happened to me today, how should i feel about it?
GermanyBernd2024-08-19 10:15:43 · 2yNo. 317109reply
It is not the migrants fault that you can't find a gf.
NetherlandsBernd2024-08-19 10:49:55 · 2yNo. 317111reply
If you dislike your country in its current state so much, why not just move to Chile or whatever instead of hating and suffering?

FinlandAutumn has BegunBernd2024-07-30 17:21:37 · 2yNo. 315762reply
The leaves are falling
An entire week before its time, Autumn is upon us
The Summer has found its sarcofagus
It's over
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BulgariaBernd2024-08-17 22:19:06 · 2yNo. 316977reply
This is unironically how the Saami castrate them traditionally (well, almost; they actually just sever the sperm ducts with their teeth and dem ballz remain intact, if I'm not mistaken).
GermanyBernd2024-08-18 16:45:29 · 2yNo. 317051reply
>sever the sperm ducts with their teeth
How the hell they hit them with the teehts?
BulgariaBernd2024-08-18 17:50:04 · 2yNo. 317058reply
They chew at the balls with teeth at the base of the scrotum. I watched some Norwegian documentary about that a few years ago and don't remember the precise details, but the gist was that it has to be done without leaving a wound. It still looked rather painful though.
GermanyBernd2024-08-18 19:25:11 · 2yNo. 317070reply

GermanyBernd2024-08-18 09:19:31 · 2yNo. 317022reply
I hate modern Internet so much its unreal.
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GermanyBernd2024-08-18 14:49:18 · 2yNo. 317037reply
it's something new and unknown to OP and the other peasants at the tavern agreed that it must be some sort of devil's work
UkraineBernd2024-08-18 15:33:13 · 2yNo. 317040reply
>other peasants agreed
honestly modern internet sucks even without webp, for me honestly it's not the main reason
GermanyBernd2024-08-18 15:40:21 · 2yNo. 317041reply
t. pseudo hacker
GermanyBernd2024-08-18 18:56:30 · 2yNo. 317068reply
Then say what's wrong with it

Ukraineschizo ramble, you've been warnedBernd2024-08-17 09:48:46 · 2yNo. 316940reply
i keep getting the fucking r/bumble notification with post, specifically selected to the similar problem i had, im not even following this subreddit! okay if it happened once, but twice? (i didn't make a screenshot of the first notification, cause it seem to be just a funny coincidence) i have a sense someone's watching me, just to send the humiliating post from subreddit and make fun of me, whoever tracks my actions, i want this mf leave me alone, as if im not acknowledged of being young, single loser, heavens are laughing at me
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UkraineBernd2024-08-18 13:18:15 · 2yNo. 317036reply
i like how you put the effort to insult, it's touching honestly, hope everything was fine by your side! /genuinely
RussiaBernd2024-08-18 14:51:26 · 2yNo. 317038sagereply
I'm afraid that taking a dump on filth like you takes even less "effort" than tapping the red button did for that nameless hero of a drone operator. I do admire how nonchalant you are about your loss though, scum born from accidental breeding of wild animals shall know that life of its kind is not valuable.
UkraineBernd2024-08-18 15:27:23 · 2yNo. 317039reply
speaking of drones, there's a site allowing you fictionally nuke the country, have fun!
i like your poetic speech, you must have a good grades at literature lessons, or had, idk, have you ever thought to write a book or something? i don't get the point of you ragebyting, cause i honesty enjoy chatting with you, despite of you just throwing insults lol
https://whitehouse.gov1.info/launch/launch.html
GermanyBernd2024-08-18 16:39:15 · 2yNo. 317049reply
Follow you dreams Bernd.

GermanyBernd2024-08-09 15:27:16 · 2yNo. 316448reply
>Ukraine invades Russia
>Bernds on kohl laugh at pro-Russian commentators
>kohlmods get butthurt and ban 12 million IP adresses
 
lol
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BulgariaBernd2024-08-17 21:36:45 · 2yNo. 316973reply
Lol. Well, it do be like that with them sometimes.
Also, ingore my attempt at trolling, there is actually nothing to do in there if you aren't an actual nazi, commie, or, of course, paedo.
BulgariaBernd2024-08-18 04:27:12 · 2yNo. 317006reply
Meanwhile at Ramsey's house.
Is he retarded, don?
RussiaBernd2024-08-18 16:02:22 · 2yNo. 317044reply
You will never be this cool. Just jealous, admit it
GermanyBernd2024-08-18 16:38:00 · 2yNo. 317048reply
I got hit by a rangeban intended for a Waldemar. My appeal went unheard. Manned until 2/9.

GermanyYear of the FeuersalmanderBernd2024-08-14 16:21:56 · 2yNo. 316797reply
This is my third Feuersalamander sighting this year. Look at this tiny little fren :3
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NetherlandsIT IS THE YEAR OF THE WHITE DRAGON AGAINBernd2024-08-17 12:39:00 · 2yNo. 316942reply
I SEEN SOME VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE OF AN ALBINO ALIGATOR
United KingdomBernd2024-08-17 12:44:46 · 2yNo. 316944reply
very cute, did you pet it?
GermanyBernd2024-08-17 16:53:46 · 2yNo. 316958reply
No. The electric fence kept me from uniting with my cow fren. I had to move on.
BulgariaBernd2024-08-17 21:14:10 · 2yNo. 316970reply
No-no, I like them actually, it's just they get everywhere and you have to be extra careful in order to not accidentally smash them at night.
 
I have a small pool in the yard, yeah, plus I live on the outskirts of a village and there's a forest and a river nearby.

GermanyBernd2024-08-16 07:11:51 · 2yNo. 316869reply
Are you rewarding yourselves today with something for the end of the working week? I'm going to buy myself ice cream and watch 1-2 movies.
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GermanyBernd2024-08-16 18:17:41 · 2yNo. 316894reply
I just had my first shower after hiking 73km in the last three days and currently have spare ribs and fries in the oven. To drink I'll have mandarin juice.
GermanyBernd2024-08-16 19:07:58 · 2yNo. 316897reply
where do you get the tacos from?
GermanyBernd2024-08-16 20:24:02 · 2yNo. 316899reply
mom bought taco shells at store and i filled them with guacamole, cheddar cheese, beans, corn, vegetables and stuff
was my first time there is a lot of room for improvement but it's not that hard, r8d 6/10 and i can probably make it 8
GermanyBernd2024-08-16 21:28:31 · 2yNo. 316908reply
I ate potatoes with fish sticks and Worcester sauce today. Was nice, first time trying that sauce and it's definitely sweeter than soy sauce, but not unpleasant.

RussiaBernd2024-08-15 17:02:48 · 2yNo. 316846reply
Can anal gut tissue dissoble sugar? Anal gut is able to dissolve many things, but is sugar among them?
United StatesBernd2024-08-15 19:44:38 · 2yNo. 316851reply
only one way to find out

GermanyBernd2024-08-14 08:26:38 · 2yNo. 316784reply
lol
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UruguayBernd2024-08-14 14:34:58 · 2yNo. 316790reply
It depends. During the American civil war the Confederate side was full of jews like Judah Philip Benjamin. He even funded KKK later which was created by Albert Pike who was a 33rd degree freemason btw (the KKK had masonic-templar symbology itself).
But really the Union side also had lot of jews and freemasons (Abraham Lincoln for example). You have to be very schizo to really give a fuck about that. There are always jews and freemasons everywhere just like there always are people of any other ethnicity or religion everywhere too.
ColombiaBernd2024-08-14 15:38:32 · 2yNo. 316795reply
MexicoBernd2024-08-15 01:54:31 · 2yNo. 316822reply
It is somewhat true
UkraineBernd2024-08-15 09:04:33 · 2yNo. 316831reply
back off brown aryan, lemme eat that white chud
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