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GermanyBernd2021-02-17 09:13:09 · 6yNo. 110073reply
So, I am camping at my parents home because I'm working from home anyway and I hadn't seen them for almost half a year.
Yesterday evening my mother read an article in "Der Spiegel" about internet forums and imageboards. Reddit, 8kun, Discord etc. were mentioned, and words like "Incel" were explained.
 
Yet my mother decided to ask me if I knew what an Incel is.
I bet she thinks I am one. Since I moved out I managed to get gf but I can't talk to my parents about it because they raised me in a way that girls is a 100% taboo topic.
 
After I had to translate "involuntary celibate" because she didn't understand it, she also asked me about the word "boomercringe" because apparently it was on TV, and then I ragequit the living room.
 
What do?
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GermanyBernd2021-02-17 19:25:36 · 6yNo. 110148reply
We had sex ED when I was 12, our young, hot teacher with at least D cubs showed us on some wood dildo how to put on a condom and we learned how children are created from sperm in vagina.
 
However there wasn't a single word about sex, like, putting benis into it, so how could I know how the sperms get in there? I wasn't interested in girls at all yet so I didn't really care about it either.
 
Also, that teachers name was "Bisch", and some of my classmates (who all were one year older than me because I skipped a class) made fun of her, calling her "bitch". I remember how I asked my parents what "bitch" means and they told me that "Bitsch" is the word for a female dog in german. Well, they weren't wrong but they obviously avoided telling me the real reason why my classmates called her like that.
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 22:13:06 · 6yNo. 110160reply
I'm another Bernd, but we had two or three rounds of sex ed if I remember correctly.
 
The first time was when we were around 10 and I don't even remember if we actually had it or if my classmates were just sperging out on the playground that we were supposed to have it and the teacher conveniently forgot about it because she didn't want to do it.
 
Second time was two or three years later but it was extremely technical, just naming organs on a graphic. (This is the glans, this is the scrotum, etc.) And putting a condom on a styrofoam penis, some talk about pls don't get preggers, pls don't get STDs, abortions exist but are very problematic.
 
Third time was before we turned 16 and the teacher tried to make it a bit more suitable for real life and let us ask many questions. Although she refused to answer a lot of stuff and talked her way around things. I remember she didn't want to say what fellatio was when asked and she refused to say sex was fun. She came up with some kind of roundabout way of saying it like: "Nature made it in such a way that people want to do it" or something...
 
I can see how some students at different schools or with different teachers might have missed the memo.
Saint PetersburgBernd2021-02-18 06:40:13 · 6yNo. 110171reply
Strange how at 14 I already bought condoms and we all knew what is sex about. Even without sex ed.
GermanyBernd2021-02-18 09:56:09 · 6yNo. 110175reply
I also knew most things without sex ed.

GermanyBernd2021-02-16 09:54:00 · 6yNo. 109960reply
I bought 1 month of a Swedish VPN service.
What video games should I torrent?
 
I am already downloading pics related.
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GermanyBernd2021-02-16 18:31:47 · 6yNo. 110016reply
which are good sites for piratenings these days?
TurkeyBernd2021-02-16 18:40:03 · 6yNo. 110017reply
rutracker.org / rarbg.com
TurkeyBernd2021-02-16 18:44:40 · 6yNo. 110018reply
gog-games.com if the game is on gog.com
ThailandBernd2021-02-18 03:15:25 · 6yNo. 110166reply
Try the classic fallouts game. I've never played them myself but I only heard good things about the series.

GermanyBernd2021-02-17 13:57:27 · 6yNo. 110099reply
This angers the Pole.
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SwedenBernd2021-02-17 14:07:39 · 6yNo. 110102reply
I'm not butthurt, lol.
It just does not make any sense.
Here is how I would divide it.
RussiaBernd2021-02-17 16:32:45 · 6yNo. 110116reply
Poland thinks it's “central Europe”, being simply wect isn't enough.
FinlandBernd2021-02-17 21:39:59 · 6yNo. 110156reply
Don't you think Spain and Portugal should be grouped together with the other Meds
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 21:58:16 · 6yNo. 110159reply
Tbh I think Spain and Portugal are both West and South. Although there is an argument to be made that they weren't a full member of the western bloc due to the reign of Franco.
 
Similar case for Britain. They are both North and West in my opinion.

Russiaoutjewed the jewBernd2021-02-17 18:15:51 · 6yNo. 110138reply
>ordered gps tracker for my ELECTROBIKE from chinkexpress
>it comes in 4 days
>cannot make it work, it cannot find mobile network
>I write the chink "return money pls not working" with proofs
>he returns me money
>next day I solder all the contacts on the chip and tracker starts to work
NOW I HAVE WORKING GPS TRACKER FOR FREE
TurkeyBernd2021-02-17 19:38:26 · 6yNo. 110150reply
jews 999 - bernd 1
congratz
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 20:13:37 · 6yNo. 110152reply
Show us your Electrobike GPS trackergarch.

GermanyBernd2021-02-17 15:05:17 · 6yNo. 110108reply
Hello
Where is the serious discussion
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 15:28:14 · 6yNo. 110111reply
RussiaBernd2021-02-17 16:29:31 · 6yNo. 110115reply
What do you want to talk about, OP?

Ukraineanswer me thisBernd2021-02-15 19:03:41 · 6yNo. 109872reply
if this board supposed to substitute le old kacey, why does it look so much different and web3.0-ey ???
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GermanyBernd2021-02-17 14:38:40 · 6yNo. 110104reply
Who is that?
SwedenBernd2021-02-17 14:43:40 · 6yNo. 110105reply
Famous USAnian news caster from Fox news.
It's hard not to know him unless you give a negative amount of shits about American politics.
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 15:00:05 · 6yNo. 110106reply
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 15:01:05 · 6yNo. 110107reply
80% based for not being culturally colonised by the Anglo / 20% cringe for being ignorant.

SingaporeBernd2021-01-16 14:37:35 · 6yNo. 107390reply
I return to KC with Heinrich GF(male)
What is the status of our ferret DDR mascot?
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RussiaBernd2021-01-17 18:59:03 · 6yNo. 107559reply
Easy to be strong when your currency divides any effort of non EU members by 30-50-80. :D Your “strength” dictated by scammers at stock markets.
GermanyBernd2021-01-17 19:06:44 · 6yNo. 107560reply
LIES! EU STRONKH!
 
Also I had cheese for breakfast. C H E E S E
 
EU stronk
SingaporeBernd2021-02-17 14:22:12 · 6yNo. 110103reply
ok who created that Fritz loading image? breddy good
TurkeyBernd2021-02-18 11:03:43 · 6yNo. 110177reply
i hired an animator on fiverr.

France/books/Bernd2021-01-14 20:32:10 · 6yNo. 107263reply
What are the latest books you read?
What are you reading now?
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CaliforniaBernd2021-02-17 04:21:48 · 6yNo. 110063reply
Recently, I have reading existentialist philosophy (with some background philosophy for context). I am currently reading books by Edward Bernays. Bernays is probably the most important man you've never heard about.
GermanyBernd2021-02-17 04:38:25 · 6yNo. 110065reply
>Edward Bernays
Interesting. In fact I've never heard of him. Just skimmed his Wikipedia article. What book of him are you reading right now?
CaliforniaBernd2021-02-17 04:41:11 · 6yNo. 110067reply
I just started reading Crystallizing public opinion. It gives me Chomsky vibes.
EstoniaBernd2021-02-17 09:11:57 · 6yNo. 110072reply
Adam Curtis starts his “Century of Self” off with Bernays.
 
Anyone seen his new docu series yet? Was planning to see it later today.

FinlandBernd2021-01-16 17:27:29 · 6yNo. 107419reply
How’s your weekend Bernds? Any troubles?
 
Lectures start next week and I still haven’t fixed my sleeping schedule. I should wake up at the very manageable 9AM, but instead sleep until 2PM as a rule.
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AustraliaBernd2021-02-13 00:00:17 · 6yNo. 109563reply
I'm gonna go to this weird art exhibition. This person I know has made some wind instruments out of clay and they're gonna do a performance.
GermanyBernd2021-02-13 00:58:36 · 6yNo. 109570reply
I feel this very hard.
VenezuelaBernd2021-02-13 01:33:58 · 6yNo. 109575reply
>wake up at 9
it's not hard, you can do it! you should go to bed early
VenezuelaBernd2021-02-13 01:45:33 · 6yNo. 109578reply
this whole month i've been busy doing stuff for getting my degree
today we had a small ceremony and they gave us our titles, but we still have to go back next week for getting some folders
also we have to go to some government offices for validating it so i guess i'm going to be bussy for more time

GermanyBernd2021-02-16 01:08:17 · 6yNo. 109945reply
>Exactly people like you is what we don't want to have.
GermanyBernd2021-02-16 01:48:26 · 6yNo. 109948sagereply
I thought you didn’t like it. Why are you posting?
UkraineBernd2021-02-16 11:09:19 · 6yNo. 109980reply

RussiaBernd2021-02-09 19:56:23 · 6yNo. 109366reply
>Medical education in Russia
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United StatesBernd2021-02-13 17:26:26 · 6yNo. 109612reply
Ussr was better at educating engineers and people that *ackshully* produce things
Saint PetersburgBernd2021-02-13 23:35:03 · 6yNo. 109630reply
Sure thing. I don't really believe that you need to study 10 years kind of biology to be able to determine flu. And other than something that simple still requires a dozen of analyses and researches, no matter how much the doctor is educated.
If engineers were treating people and curing them, they would have already developed a system so even the stupidest person could follow simple rules and figure out what's wrong is going on. Like in fucking every complex engineering system.
KansasBernd2021-02-16 01:46:23 · 6yNo. 109947reply
Engineers make poor biomedical scientists, it's like saying a programmer could replace a pure mathematician. You're talking about two different thought processes, not to mention how ambiguous a lot of high level biology and biochemistry is
RussiaBernd2021-02-16 06:46:47 · 6yNo. 109956reply
> it's like saying a programmer could replace a pure mathematician
In Russia a programmer might do that. I'm a programmer and pure mathematician at the same time, it's what written in my diploma exactly and it's what I've been studying.
We actually have many mixed up with programming specializations next to pure programming or engineering. Bioinformatics, for example, considered engineering discipline and not medical, from what I've seen about their educational program and requirements to study that profession. But that's about some good universities with somehow rather unique specialties. General programmers here totally cannot into science.
 
>Engineers make poor biomedical scientists,
Why so? I've had a glimpse into pathoanatomy and bioinformatics and can't say it's dramatically different from what I've been processing while doing informatics tasks when I do some researches. Can you elaborate please?
Also so many medical machines are made by engineers. How do you think they could write its software if they were not able to understand the medical part? But that's just a guess, not a statement.

GermanyBernd2021-02-08 10:13:03 · 6yNo. 109187reply
Hey Bernd, I'm not sure if I should migrate to this place. The stuff happening on Kohl feels really weird and the pedoshit there is annoying me for some time now. I'm actually an exclusive phone poster (and I have nopproblem typing out 800 word essays for IBs on this device) and feel that Kohl still has some advantages for mobile users. Like the catalog.
Here, I have to scroll a lot since threads get displayed as list not in a matrix where I can oversee several topics and read the OP text by clicking in the text field. It's probably a lot of being used to Kohl and I'm just lazy to adapt.
 
Is anyone else torn between leaving Kohl for good and just staying there? Other boards seem so slow, which doesn't have to be a bad thing I get that, but would you think that this place here would probably become #1 migration place for KohlBernds?
I've lost track about other places and only know about ernst, for example. But I don't like it there. Here seems fine so far, but mobile interface is a little bit lacking in my eyes right now.
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United StatesBernd2021-02-15 22:28:38 · 6yNo. 109914reply
Kohl is a pedo/police honeypot
CanadaBernd2021-02-15 23:41:05 · 6yNo. 109936reply
even without the pedo shit, is there anything worth browsing kohl for?
 
no
RussiaBernd2021-02-15 23:42:55 · 6yNo. 109937reply
Once in a while you can see Americans seethe while their politicians get dishonored to the entire world.
FinlandBernd2021-02-16 02:45:52 · 6yNo. 109949reply
yes, there's the occasional rare/original Apustaja image to be saved therefrom

TurkeyBernd2021-02-15 13:57:36 · 6yNo. 109760reply
Who did that?
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TurkeyBernd2021-02-15 17:25:29 · 6yNo. 109814reply
RussiaWelcomeBernd2021-02-15 17:30:27 · 6yNo. 109820reply
United StatesBernd2021-02-16 00:47:57 · 6yNo. 109942reply
wow this site has grown
GermanyBernd2021-02-16 01:05:39 · 6yNo. 109943reply
Yeah, recenrly it is getting faster and faster.
The Admin is working a lot on it as well, I think this sites future is bright.

GermanyBernd2021-02-13 16:19:12 · 6yNo. 109601reply
In case you are alone tomorrow: Does it make you feel extra bad? I mean since lockdown in many countries you will probably not be outside and see happy couples doing couple things and get triggered.
 
I'm really indifferent. Of course I'm alone, but I can't say I will feel more alone tomorrow and be more grumpy. I don't feel I'm in a position to date or even have a relationship for many years now, because I've many other problems. I couldn't make someone happy, because I'm not happy.
So, who cares? :3
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GermanyBernd2021-02-15 22:58:31 · 6yNo. 109920reply
Oh, that's cool!
Hope to see you around more then :D
 
Did you fuck her?
United StatesJtBernd2021-02-15 23:13:03 · 6yNo. 109921reply
Back to nyc bro
Did you take you're bike to ethiopia?
EthiopiaBernd2021-02-15 23:14:25 · 6yNo. 109922reply
I'm a different guy but I do own a nice bike
I will try bro.
United StatesBernd2021-02-15 23:16:39 · 6yNo. 109925reply
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