Spiritual advancement can only be found in the bazaars of India/Morocco and in the pussy of your tanned wife.
Otherwise in hyperacceleration.
Just cooked a slab of venison in my current place's air fryer and it came out perfect.
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I came to the conclusion that my next door neighbor must be growing weed and it is his ventilation that is annoying me since November. I'm mad. I want to talk about this with him. Politely asking if he also hears this droning noise day and night. Asking and hinting if he has some kind of ventilation or air filter in use. I also bought a sound level meter for 130€ a few days ago, mostly because I wasn't aware of the possibility of him growing weed (due to recent circumstances and developments in my noise investigation and actions to solve something which is actually not the source of said noise), just getting evidence and frequency diagrams for my landlord so I could have a case for reduced rent. I don't hate him, I also don't hate smoking or growing weed, but I don't want to suffer while he's doing it.
What are my chances that if I tell him about the fact that I've been hearing a droning noise for some time now he will invest in better equipment/sound insulation? Involving the cops is not my plan, maybe some kind of ultima ratio if he's ignoring me or actively denying the sound or his involvement.
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So, I was on my way to the store to buy some goodies for the evening to browse IBs and play Persona 5S.
On my way there (20m ago) a group of three Kanacken (bydloturks) approached me, asking me: "YOOOOO do you have COCAINE for me!!?" with this Kanacken accent in german.
They were obviously trolling but then I remembered that I had my backpack with me because I was going to the store.
So I told them:
"No, I don't have cocaine but I've got some reaally high quality LSD with me. (it was cheap 1cp-lsd from the interwebs).
First they didn't believe me, but when I showed them my tiny blotters with the imprint "LSD" on the backside their eyes started to shine and they made some OHHHHHH sounds and I could feel their greed and how much wanted it. Retards.
They have never taken LSD before so after some talking I could sell them two blotters with 100μg each for 25€.
I buy one for <8€.
Rate.
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I can't imagine this, it sounds super cozy and I envy you for this experience.
I already bullied and disliked Turks in kindergarten.
There was one fat guy, Günai or so was his name.
One day my mum got called because I built a Lego Günai killing machine (some lego technic gears grinding a lego man's heada) and on another day me and my friend put him in one of these blue barrels for collecting rain water and we rolled him down the small hill in our yard :DD
In elementary school the same shit repeated, I got in a class of around 25 people and 4 of the were Turks, no other foreigners. They were so inferior to me in almost everything that I just couldn't but make fun of them whenever there was a chance.
Ah, good ol' times.
>Going to school in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
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When Germany invaded Denmark in WWII, the UK seized the opportunity to invade the Faroe Islands in order to secure them as a strategically important place. Previously, they had been part of Denmark, but very unimportant and with their own language and national identity, that was suppressed under Danish rule. During the occupation in WWII, the Faroese had their first taste of independence from Denmark, flew their own flag for the first time, issued their own currency and some other things. When WWII ended, they were returned to Denmark. They even voted to become an independent state, but this has yet to be implemented. However, they have gained more and more freedoms from their colonial masters over the years.
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