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GermanyBernd2021-07-02 17:04:45 · 5yNo. 116893reply
Oh no I'm outnumbered
FinlandBernd2021-07-03 10:33:58 · 5yNo. 116918reply
Best not start a world war then if you know what I mean
NorwayBernd2021-07-03 11:15:32 · 5yNo. 116919reply
Best hope the anglo doesn't start another world war
AustriaBernd2021-07-03 12:25:59 · 5yNo. 116920reply
Dude, I got your back.
Just say you forced me to do this, should shit hit the fan!

SwedenBernd2021-06-23 20:42:58 · 5yNo. 116505reply
Buying things to make me less depressed
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GermanyBernd2021-07-01 11:30:42 · 5yNo. 116858reply
Perhaps you should try a more minimalistic lifestyle? You are drowning in goods which other people might be super happy about if they only had a tenth of it.
GermanyBernd2021-07-01 11:31:12 · 5yNo. 116859reply
Norway can't instantly buy all this?
Fake news!
BrazilBernd2021-07-02 19:38:08 · 5yNo. 116904reply
Are you poor? Aftershave isn't that expensive
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 21:09:30 · 5yNo. 116909reply
I'm on a budget. Anyway it's a specific aftershave and it's out of stock or has high shipping costs. Looks like I'm out of luck.

New ZealandBernd2021-07-02 04:00:59 · 5yNo. 116877reply
I live in a hostel, and get my linen changed once a week. Since I have a good relationship with the manager, she tells me how it is without any resistance.
>Bernd, your room smells like dead animals
Huehue, and I kept playing some improvisation jazz, but it got me wondering how our own pheromones impregnate our belongings. Truth be told, I rather enjoy smelling and having a room smell like me. It brings me comfort that can't be bought.
I also suspect my ketogenic diet is the major reason why I foul up everywhere I go, and I'm damn proud of it.
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FinlandBernd2021-07-02 18:46:06 · 5yNo. 116902reply
how is that keto?
New ZealandBernd2021-07-02 19:06:23 · 5yNo. 116903reply
Its sort of keto, though it really isn't but it sorta is but I did notice my body odour become more acidic as I changed to this diet.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-02 20:24:56 · 5yNo. 116906reply
my body odour wasn't really acidic when on keto (even though I always eat shitloads of sauerkraut when)
are you sure you aren't just fucking up your liver?
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 21:03:22 · 5yNo. 116908reply
You use chlorine as body soap??!

NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 12:13:49 · 5yNo. 116884reply
So we have this hostility to the external world because of the superstition, the myth, the absolutely unfounded theory that you, yourself, exist only inside your skin.
 
Now I want to propose another idea altogether.
 
you’re not something that’s a result of the big bang. You’re not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are.
 
See, when I meet you, I see not just what you define yourself as–Mr so-and- so, Ms so-and-so, Mrs so-and-so–I see every one of you as the primordial energy of the universe coming on at me in this particular way.
 
I know I’m that, too.
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 13:31:39 · 5yNo. 116885reply
AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GermanyBernd2021-07-02 21:00:46 · 5yNo. 116907reply
might as well kys nothing is lost in universe

FinlandBernd2021-06-29 12:37:12 · 5yNo. 116792reply
How do I get another job?
How long is it fugging going to take?
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FinlandBernd2021-07-01 13:56:05 · 5yNo. 116861reply
New ZealandBernd2021-07-01 21:32:42 · 5yNo. 116873reply
Da. I'll be starting Monday.
FinlandBernd2021-07-02 10:26:40 · 5yNo. 116882reply
how the fug is the NZ welfare office that effective
New ZealandBernd2021-07-02 17:24:08 · 5yNo. 116896reply
I can't even explain it or how its an issue they tried to offer me a benefit first instead of employment, and to top that off, I'm not even a resident of the country.
Every other place I've gone to in search of work has failed to rustle well paying work or stable employment. By nature, labour agencies are scum but efficient at navigating around the issues of drug testing, and irresponsible employees who can't be fired due to NZ reasonable employment laws.
Overall I'm pleased and it feels like I found a really good trick. The job board at this office listed at least thirty to forty more jobs than private job boards and I barely had to do anything except breathe, say yes, and present my passport.

NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 13:46:27 · 5yNo. 116889reply
There is a damn quote I am trying to find about alcohol but I just cant find it.
Its something like 'Intelligent people who realize the state of the world drink themselves to stop thinking' or something like that.
 
Any help?
 
pic unrelated
NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 13:50:52 · 5yNo. 116890reply
maybe it says something like 'smart people either drink themselves or kill themselves'
BrazilBernd2021-07-02 13:56:24 · 5yNo. 116891reply

United StatesEpochCraftBernd2021-06-30 22:51:57 · 5yNo. 116844reply
Hello Bernd,
 
Some of us are playing EpochCraft
 
It's basically an /int/craft spinoff, you roleplay as kingdoms and city-states during the Wars of the Diadochi. There is a lot of diplomacy autism involved
 
The server is running custom mods on a custom map made by dedicated devs, so there is chariot and pike warfare, period accurate weapons, bronze armor and linothorax, period accurate building blocks, ancient ruins, support for exporting hentai to maps etc.
 
Some of us are playing as Pontus, our national Discord is here: https://discord.gg/hvbHA2RDsq
 
The server opens to the public tomorrow at 3PM EST, come join us (select Pontus in #nation-select). You'll need to be whitelisted to play (get your IGN and discord tag verified), the server discord link is here: https://discord.gg/NXtV57Xrd5
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AustraliaBernd2021-07-01 15:07:40 · 5yNo. 116863reply
Yeah, this is definitely a Bernd faction. I'm the king, Greenkitten, and I have led a few Bernd factions on other servers (Such as the Holy Krautchan Empire on civcraft.) On the last server we played on, /int/craft, there were a fair few Bernds split up amongst a few nations, so this time we are trying to unite.
 
Because I'm Australian I'm quite hands off as a leader due to timezones, so don't be shy about any of that, the title of "king" is more of a formality. We do want to go full autism and write all sorts of documents and treaties, so I'll need a lot of advisors to help me flesh out the nation and help build the lore.
 
>Do you also have an economy on there?
Yeah, its looking like there will be something. I'm not sure how pronounced it will be, but the admins are requesting markets to be built in the capital cities for shops and it seems necessary for a few items. So I know we'll need a few merchants.
 
Last server we played was WW1 themed and had all sorts of unique plugins, this one is looking to be the same. Same old basic minecraft you know and love but with enough difference to keep it new and interesting.
GermanyBernd2021-07-01 17:08:15 · 5yNo. 116865reply
Hm, if I was still a student I'd be playing there 24/7.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-01 17:27:30 · 5yNo. 116867reply
>Same old basic minecraft you know and love
If only.
When I was in school some of my frens were getting into it but I played other stuffs.
And later when I stopped playing it was my brother and cousin having fun with minecraft.
I really feel like I'm some kind of community pariah because I am not interested in vidya anymore. Such cases.
United StatesBernd2021-07-02 01:12:35 · 5yNo. 116876reply
Bump

NetherlandsBernd2021-06-26 21:07:47 · 5yNo. 116680reply
 
many people are socked when they encounter death in our civilization because nobody has told them, not really, that everybody around them is going to die
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MoscowBernd2021-06-27 17:48:54 · 5yNo. 116719reply
NorwayBernd2021-06-27 17:59:01 · 5yNo. 116720reply
You will get ill and die slowly most likely :)
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-27 18:21:49 · 5yNo. 116721reply
Very nice!
 
>Acid 1992
 
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-30 12:47:15 · 5yNo. 116836reply

SloveniaBernd2021-06-26 17:46:38 · 5yNo. 116666reply
Linkedin keeps informing me that "I have 36 unread notifications" or "17 people are noticing me" or that "I appeared in 5 searches this week" and yet my linkedin is half empty and i'm ashamed of how terrible it looks
How am I to manage?
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NorwayBernd2021-06-29 15:09:49 · 5yNo. 116797reply
Simply manage better
BrazilBernd2021-06-29 17:22:58 · 5yNo. 116802reply
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-30 04:15:10 · 5yNo. 116830reply
ehh. Hope for the best, but expect the worst
New ZealandBernd2021-06-30 05:16:50 · 5yNo. 116832reply
heuhuehue

NetherlandsBernd2021-06-29 17:51:01 · 5yNo. 116807reply
Are you going to fight against US imperialism in the coming war with China?
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SloveniaBernd2021-06-29 21:49:37 · 5yNo. 116824reply
Sorry to inform you but Europe is set to be the winner.
Besides, I'm not a traitor.
GermanyBernd2021-06-29 23:45:06 · 5yNo. 116827reply
I don't care.
I will chill as much as I can but when it gets dangerous I'll be one of the firs to run away.
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-29 23:45:17 · 5yNo. 116828reply
CanadaBernd2021-06-30 12:57:54 · 5yNo. 116837sagereply

MoscowUKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINEBernd2021-06-29 21:42:55 · 5yNo. 116823reply
GermanyBernd2021-06-29 22:04:31 · 5yNo. 116825reply
Slava Ukraini!

NorwayBernd2021-06-28 14:19:15 · 5yNo. 116759reply
Neighbours left trash outside for an hour.
A bunch of seagulls came and teared all their trash apart.
Seagulls are not apex predators but they are for sure apex dickheads.
 
It was pretty funny, I give it a 8/10 for entertainment value.
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-29 06:19:25 · 5yNo. 116786reply
Have you tried telling her directly what the issue is?
NorwayBernd2021-06-29 10:57:30 · 5yNo. 116788reply
Just imagine a regiment of seagulls attacking trash outside a house. Stealing food. Making a lot of noise. Then leaving after their raid.
United StatesBernd2021-06-29 12:17:08 · 5yNo. 116789reply
GermanyBernd2021-06-29 15:37:10 · 5yNo. 116798reply
It was swabian tier.
 
If my imagination had the power to distract me from my shitty life, I wouldn't be here.

SwedenBernd2021-06-17 05:51:44 · 5yNo. 116064reply
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
 
 
 
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
 
 
 
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
 
 
 
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
 
 
 
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
 
 
 
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
 
 
 
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
 
 
 
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
 
 
 
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
 
 
 
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
 
 
 
The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Grocery Store"
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TurkeyBernd2021-06-20 21:14:01 · 5yNo. 116371reply
These honestly look like porn comics
NorwayBernd2021-06-21 07:09:13 · 5yNo. 116382reply
It's a children's comic. Germans have a sense of humour after all.
New ZealandBernd2021-06-21 10:47:00 · 5yNo. 116386reply
Surely someone has made r34 of them.
United KingdomBernd2021-06-29 05:17:42 · 5yNo. 116781reply
The best life experiences are free

United StatesBernd2021-06-22 23:24:09 · 5yNo. 116461reply
I received $100000 today.
 
What do?
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FinlandBernd2021-06-27 08:26:17 · 5yNo. 116699reply
a double bottom is in the making on the day chart
trend will be reversed
maybe
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-27 11:35:02 · 5yNo. 116706reply
Tommorow the weather will be sunny but it is going to rain if it isnt cloudy. There is also high chance of snow and maybe heatwaves.
United StatesBernd2021-06-27 18:49:57 · 5yNo. 116723reply
Add to your bank account
RomaniaBernd2021-06-28 22:16:02 · 5yNo. 116776reply
invest in eastern poland
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