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Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-09 16:48:15 ⋅ 1mn
No. 114289
today's was plant potato time did you know that if you have too many potato after winter over, you can put them in ground and you get at least 5 times more potato? crazy shit
Finland Bernd 2021-05-09 16:59:02 ⋅ 1mn No. 114291
>did you know that if you have too many potato after winter over, you can put them in ground and you get at least 5 times more potato? crazy shit ! More people should no about this! There would be no more famine in Europe ever again
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-09 17:03:18 ⋅ 1mn No. 114292
>>114291 the supermarket chains don't want bernd to know that they want to sell us overpriced potato and not even think about putting it in ground they even spread a myth that potato for eating is not suitable for planting, that they kill them chemically or some shit so it doesn't sprout this is of course lies as everyone whose potato started sprouting should be aware of but too many just fail to connect the dots **don't even get me started on how you can simply add milk to yogurt cup after you ate it and it will turn into yogurt**
Germany Bernd 2021-05-09 17:35:36 ⋅ 1mn No. 114296
Wow, this morning I also was considering making a gardening tree, but I decided to wait because there isn't any harvest yet. From left to right: - 5 tobaco plants and 4 hot pepper plants - two tomatos, they showed their first blossoms a few days ago and there are bumblebees everywhere already! - strawberries! i have around 10 plants in total. - two pumpkins and a sweet pepper plant I have some more cherry tomatos in my room but they are still smol. Also a nice 420 plant.
Germany Bernd 2021-05-09 17:38:57 ⋅ 1mn No. 114297
>>114296 >gardening tree i mean thread of course, oopsie Sadly, where I live the ground is poisoned so you can only grow plants in pots or in these raised beds like you did, OP.
Bulgaria Bernd 2021-05-09 19:00:21 ⋅ 1mn No. 114300
Kys gardengarchs, I wish I had a garden to plant as many weed as I want.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-09 19:11:36 ⋅ 1mn No. 114301
>>114296 >>114297 I also have cherry tomatoes and chilies and aubergines in pots in the city potatoes are planted elsewhere, at holiday home I use raised bed primarily bc soil there is kinda shallow and also it floods quite a bit, raised bed helps with draining in my case
Germany Bernd 2021-05-09 19:16:44 ⋅ 1mn No. 114302
>>114301 Nice. Today I bought myself a lemon tree - I always wanted to have one - and soon my brother will bring me a laurel bush, I will keep posting plant related updates in this thread. Also, if you have raspberries, please show. I'm salty that I can not plant them here because of the poisoned ground :( >>114300 Just go somewhere in a forest where nobody else goes and put out your pregrown cannabis plants there.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-05-10 02:23:24 ⋅ 1mn No. 114310
The botatoes I've been purchasing from the supermarket have been decreasing in quslity as of the last month and this upsets me.
Turkey Bernd 2021-05-12 06:26:35 ⋅ 1mn No. 114372
>>114310 Why does it upsets you?
Germany Bernd 2021-05-12 09:01:45 ⋅ 1mn No. 114382
My lemon tree arrived! A dream coming true. I hope it will like my balcony and wintergarden. Some of the leaves are damaged and they seem to have cut it in a way that it easily fits in a box for transport, but the blossoms which aren't even opened yet smell very nice ;3
Germany Bernd 2021-05-12 09:26:32 ⋅ 1mn No. 114384
>>114382 I throwed my into the trash bin because everything around the plant become sticky.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-12 10:07:18 ⋅ 1mn No. 114386
>>114384 you need to housetrain your tree
Germany Bernd 2021-05-12 10:23:08 ⋅ 1mn No. 114388
>>114386 Ants did attack the tree.
Kansas Bernd 2021-05-12 11:53:38 ⋅ 1mn No. 114393
>>114382 Looks good! Be careful not to overwater, I made that mistake early on
Germany Bernd 2021-05-12 22:08:49 ⋅ 1mn No. 114408
>>114384 >20200618_172251.jpg Omg, you aren't supposed to put them next to a heater, hot and dry air is to citrus trees is what LEGO bricks on the ground are to us humans. A citrus tree isn't even supposed to be inside your house during summer! No wonder it died... I feel so sorry for it ;-; Anyway, I have two new friends: A venus flytrap and a pitcher plant. This year I will try to grow them indoor **not in the garden like I usually did** and I will try to count how many insects they eat and I will check whether insects in summer are less annoying in general with these carnivores around. Anyway, this week is rainy and cold, so I don't expect anything interesting to happen in the garden. Sad.
Germany Bernd 2021-05-12 23:31:31 ⋅ 1mn No. 114410
>>114408 This heater was never on, i have a second one in my room. The tree did not die. Last summer i could not put the tree out because they removed my balcony. >Venus flytrap pro tip: use only rain water for this plant.
Mongolia Bernd 2021-05-13 01:37:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 114411
well you're quite botanical
Germany Bernd 2021-05-16 02:30:54 ⋅ 1mn No. 114603
Mongolia Bernd 2021-05-16 04:59:45 ⋅ 1mn No. 114605
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Turkey Bernd 2021-05-16 08:38:00 ⋅ 1mn No. 114606
>>114603 Noice
Germany Bernd 2021-05-16 10:39:38 ⋅ 1mn No. 114609
>>114603 Before i found KC i was browsing Hanfburg and i have read all the Outdoor-Growing reports.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-17 14:19:06 ⋅ 1mn No. 114662
>>114603 I have planted some peyote seeds but they don't look healthy
New Zealand Bernd 2021-05-17 14:22:50 ⋅ 1mn No. 114664
>>114662 Did you keep the seeds in a humid environment? They're very susceptible to drying out and need to be babied. Instead you should maybe invest in San Pedro seeds, as they're far more robust and faster growing.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-17 15:23:07 ⋅ 1mn No. 114667
>>114664 I did... They were going pretty good for the first 6 weeks or so and now they have completely stalled.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-05-17 15:45:48 ⋅ 1mn No. 114670
>>114667 Post some pictures. Peyote is a very slow growing cactus.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-17 16:24:34 ⋅ 1mn No. 114678
>>114670
New Zealand Bernd 2021-05-17 16:27:09 ⋅ 1mn No. 114680
>>114678 Needs more humidity and to be kept out of direct sunlight. Otherwise it's looking fine.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-17 16:29:39 ⋅ 1mn No. 114682
>>114680 >Needs more humidity I spray every time soil looks dry, should I do more? >kept out of direct sunlight I do that yeah guess I just gotta wait longer then (it's been 10-11 weeks now)
Germany Bernd 2021-05-17 16:41:17 ⋅ 1mn No. 114683
>>114678 based! Growing a peyote is also on the list of things I want to do in life. Hopefully soon a friend will let me try some of his DMT liquid and if I like it **i like psilocybin but started to dislike LSD** then I will try to make my own DMT powder, but as for now I don't even know what plant I should choose to grow for that.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-05-17 17:05:22 ⋅ 1mn No. 114686
>>114682 You should cover the tray with a dome or insert the pot into a miniature greenhouse so it can reach optimum growing efficiency. >>114683 Fug I dearly want to grow diviner's sage but being transient makes it impossible.

RIP left tomato plant ;(

Germany Bernd 2021-05-31 03:22:15 ⋅ 2w
No. 115162
Three weeks of rain without a single bit of sunshine must have been too much for her. The roots probably suffocated in the water and started to rot. Surprisingly, the 2-3 weeks younger tomato on the right which went to the exact same conditions, does very well. Pic 2 are fruits on the tomato with the yellowing leaves, I hope they will do fine. On pic 3 you can see how mushrooms are sprouting next to my strawberries, it really has been very wet the last few weeks. Pic 4 is the cannabis plant I put in the forest far away from here. A bro checked it out and sent me this pic - you can see how it only gained height without producing any new leaves because it was desperate to reach the light within these last 3 weeks of rain.
Turkey Bernd 2021-05-31 10:08:18 ⋅ 2w No. 115163
>>115162 Shit those tomatoes looke cute af, rest in pisses frens
Slovenia Bernd 2021-05-31 13:02:50 ⋅ 2w No. 115168
>>115162
Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-01 13:47:43 ⋅ 2w No. 115219
>>114289 FUG I will need to check up on my potatoes soon! I hope they didn't drowneded...
Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-03 17:46:35 ⋅ 2w No. 115243
potato update
Germany Bernd 2021-06-03 18:21:16 ⋅ 2w No. 115244
>>115243 Thats not many potatos.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-03 18:31:58 ⋅ 2w No. 115245
>>115244 I will get a couple kilo out of that, to go with summer grilling's
Germany Bernd 2021-06-03 21:07:03 ⋅ 2w No. 115255
>>115243 Nice, next year I will plant some too, hopefully. Pics are my sprouts, it's not really gardening but I wanted to share anyway :-DDD It's mustard seeds at the top and alfalfa seeds at the bottom.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-06-09 17:26:11 ⋅ 1w No. 115656
>>114289 So I wonder, how the hell do I choose a place with good soil (i mean like 5 acres) if I have no idea about gardening? Is there any book ? And especially interested in the Mediterranean region.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-09 21:33:23 ⋅ 1w No. 115664
>>115656 Idk. I just follow the common sense (look at where plants seem to be growing as is, check if there's say flooding or erosion hazard, maybe read up a bit on what general kind of soil each specific crop wants) and it grows, simple as
Germany Bernd 2021-06-09 22:03:20 ⋅ 1w No. 115665
Just when will I get my own sweet chestnut tree ;_;
Netherlands Bernd 2021-06-10 11:01:41 ⋅ 1w No. 115687
>>115664 So where grasses grow can I also grow trees? What if it is rocky as fuck.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 11:17:31 ⋅ 1w No. 115690
>>115656 >>115687 Do you want to buy a dacha in south europe? Usually quality of soil maps can be found for each region of a country. Here is an interactive example for my region: https://bodenviewer.hessen.de/mapapps/resources/apps/bodenviewer/index.html?lang=de
United States Bernd 2021-06-10 12:03:59 ⋅ 1w No. 115691
>>115690 How much costs a German dacha
Netherlands Bernd 2021-06-10 16:37:19 ⋅ 1w No. 115714
>>115690 >Do you want to buy a dacha in south europe? Yes! Thanks, thats what I am looking for.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 16:47:29 ⋅ 1w No. 115716
>>115691 Depends on where. Most parts of this country are very crowded, but there are some parts, especially in the north east, where you can get a piece of land for a few thousand euros.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 16:48:09 ⋅ 1w No. 115717
>>115714 How likely is it that you will actually do this? t. dacha in france haver
Netherlands Bernd 2021-06-10 16:50:43 ⋅ 1w No. 115718
>>115717 I already have (family) some olive trees in Crete but consider buying some really cheap land somewhere really as far as possible from others. But I know shit about land. And I think Greek soil is mediocre in general.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-11 17:46:18 ⋅ 6d No. 115772
Potato update. Seeing some tracks of m*ce trying to eat it tho
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-11 17:59:14 ⋅ 6d No. 115775
>>115772 Prepare the buckets.
Greece Bernd 2021-06-11 19:00:04 ⋅ 6d No. 115777
>>115775 Imagine the smell