So... How do you know?

Why should I tell you? Silly Bernd.

ahahaha, what a story, Mark

Orange juice is just liquid sugar. Better drink tomato or any other vegetable juice or straight up kefir. Get vit C from paprika.

 

t. nutritionist

sugar = energy = good

 

t. not a faggot

this

 

i have consumed loads of sugar under taurine and never regret

 

also i have lack of teeth but i believe i can grow 3rd gen teth

Of course you do honey, but don't forget you can always wake mom and me if you had a little "emergency" in your bed at night

that is certainly true, but you will always be my baby

 

hey, don't you dare try to embarrass him, it's perfectly normal to have an emergency sometimes!

This threda is absolutely kc-tier

Try to be a civilized human beeing for once, do it like Bidden stop beeing a slavswine.

The coptic church is subhuman

 

I have obtained rare footage of the Ukrainian suicide pilot being trained by the Ghost of Kiev for that mission, in an American facility.

 

 

 

 

Ok Shlomo

Signing a book, she's so adorable in her movement and the way she holds the pen *,_,*

 

Looks like she had an interesting early life. Probably one with a lot of rest on Saturdays.

Now you can finally understand why schizoswiss is mad and angry all the time.

i almost flipped out and lost my shit when I calculated a pretzel 🥨 cost 9 CHF.

In RSD that is almos 1000 RSD.

1000 RSD for something that costs 50 to maybe 100

a pretzel at a train station

 

Then I simply got used to it after a while

so what, a train ticket is 6.5 CHF which is a taxi ride in Belgrade

Coiffeur is 50 CHF

 

I went to Lidl and bought some mini-burek for 4 CHF. I could feed two people with this back home.

yeahh, i had to go there a year ago too and remember buying a drink for like 6 euros at the station.

 

luckily the guy I met was Italian so we always hopped over the border to get cheap pizza.

I can't breed.

based

I wish I could get sterilized but it's illegal

what if ur brain is already sterilized?

When I was in BP I saw a ton of drunk Germans that weren't extremely obnoxious, just p wasted. Also lots of German grills who don't dress very nicely

I remember purchasing a vanilla flavored ice cream somewhere at a huge mall near Zwickau, the best I've ever had

A friend of mine lives 20 km from the German border, he goes over there to buy gas and groceries weekly

regular kiwi and this one are different species but they belong to the same genus (Actinidia)

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actinidia#/media/File:Actinidia_fruits.jpg these are all kiwis

"kiwifruit" is technically a brand name from the 60s that caught on as generic name

https://files.fajno.in/img/2022/03/16/20/50/14/eb1d22e16c237864ae1450bb409191e8.png

except the person who would have to make it work properly

just enslave some poles and make them do it

id love to do that kek

 

Taking coal to Newcastle?

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Emotions run wild, the most prevalent feeling I felt was a form of acceptance that I had desired for many years to have. Kissing makes you feel like you belong to that person, like becoming one person instead of two individuals. I felt like my soul was embracing hers and vice versa, it can be compared to something like having something in common with someone else, like a connection that is hard to put into words. You not only connect with the person physically, but emotionally you become more attached to the person you are doing it with. Intertwining, you feel yourself but also the other person, the complete opposite of something like loneliness. You feel like you could conquer the entire world but at the same time you feel like you don't have to, because you are getting enough recognition already just by interacting with someone in that way. It feels like you can be set free from everything you could possibly have done wrong in your life, a sense of accomplishment that is also there, like you have managed to do something right in your life for once, something that paid off not only momentarily but for a longer period of time too. It makes you feel whole, as opposed to feeling like you are lacking something from life. It can be difficult to describe exactly how it is to someone who hasn't done it, but when you see it happening in stuff like movies, imagine it being that good, except much better in real life. It makes you feel human, like someone that is worthy of life, instead of some sort of outcast with not very much in common with other people. You identify with eachother, on an emotional level, you feel as if life is worth living and that there are things in life that are worth a lot more than you could ever possibly have imagined before doing it. It's a small gesture, but the results are life-changing, at least for me.

that must've been nice

 

I've been kissed before but it felt more mechanical than anything else; but what do I know, I usually feel like a robot incapable of emotions

I could go on and on about how it felt, it really meant something to me.

I know what you mean about the mechanical part, though, I felt it too while cuddling and stuff with her but once she kissed me I felt more able to connect and become a bit more open than before.

they should get Hey Joe where they can rely on their wages

kek if it is why do i get away everytime then without paying tip?

 

dude a glass of water in germany is like 3 euros

you should've asked to get it for free instead