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United StatesBernd2023-07-07 06:41:35 · 3yNo. 277656reply
did you know many Americans call ground beef "hamburger" regardless of what they're using it for? like they'll say "I'm making lasagna tonight, please thaw some hamburger from the freezer"
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PolandBernd2023-07-07 09:24:22 · 3yNo. 277667reply
so you're that brave 1/10, I suppose
 
what do you like to eat?
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-07 10:09:56 · 3yNo. 277668reply
No, and I also didn't know people call it 'ground' beef.
Also here 'hamburger' is more about the shape than about what's it used for
United StatesBernd2023-07-08 07:57:57 · 3yNo. 277826reply
I guess my favorite is fresh seafood, especially oysters
United StatesBernd2023-07-08 08:06:16 · 3yNo. 277827reply
I think I had a few too many burger patties over at the rice paddies yesterday. Now I gotta' throw a few parties at the potty before heading off to have one of the prostitutes play pattycake with my penis. Afterwards; I suppose I'll have to deal with a bit of pitty patty before the pity party.

GermanyBernd2023-06-07 18:16:00 · 3yNo. 273800reply
Tomorrow I will go to the gym for the first time in months.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-05 16:07:16 · 3yNo. 277454reply
When you do bench press in a vertical line it wrecks your shoulders. But a machine should take care of that. You should also pull your shoulder blades back. This will take load off your shoulders.
PeruBernd2023-07-07 00:06:44 · 3yNo. 277626reply
From 1 hour to 1 hour and a half. Other routines are from 45 min. to 1 hour, this one is the longest.
 
Watch out for rotator cuff injuries, they are the most common when doing wrong chest exercises. The same principle he posted for dumbbells applies for barbells too. I also recommend you research about the scapular function when doing chest exercises so you can get a better form and technique.
PeruBernd2023-07-07 00:28:39 · 3yNo. 277631reply
>Rey Incel
PeruBernd2023-07-07 00:46:52 · 3yNo. 277633sagereply
Coward piece of shit, I already answered you >>276718 up there
 
If you don’t have anything good to contribute then do not post, you are already cringe by posting in Spanish in the /int/ board, you are a disgrace and a shame to our country.

GermanyBernd2023-07-03 17:57:27 · 3yNo. 277235reply
Is piracy, ad blocking and using Spotify unethical?
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HungaryBernd2023-07-05 18:19:24 · 3yNo. 277465reply
>Are you saying
I was saying ans sarcasm.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-05 22:58:02 · 3yNo. 277493reply
FinlandBernd2023-07-06 02:27:41 · 3yNo. 277528reply
Yes, and I took that into account in my reply.
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-06 22:42:48 · 3yNo. 277619reply
based
t. switch chipmod haver

NetherlandsBernd2023-07-05 22:15:39 · 3yNo. 277487reply
Why are 99% of the new games are coop today? I went to check the summer sale and there's literally nothing for a friendless person like me. I feel like the game industry betrayed my very soul.
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AustraliaBernd2023-07-06 13:21:42 · 3yNo. 277566reply
What does it matter to you? It’s not like it’s affecting you or some sort.
But to answer your question, yes! Let’s all stop playing games and go outside to do some stupid shits, get high, go to a bar, get drunk, do some public vandalism.
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-06 13:37:54 · 3yNo. 277571reply
> It’s not like it’s affecting you or some sort.
It does, that's the thing. Because of this more coop games are getting released which means less singleplayer games for me.
 
> Satrdew Valley
No, I planned to but then I read somebody explaining why it's retarded so I decided not to. Is it worth it?
> is exactly like hanging out with them
That's my point. If it's exactly the same why paying money to buy games when you can hang out for free?
AustraliaBernd2023-07-06 13:41:36 · 3yNo. 277573reply
You’re living in a world where no one gives a damn about whether you like something or not. There’s already a game for people like you, Solitaire!
GermanyBernd2023-07-06 13:56:12 · 3yNo. 277574reply
Because playing a game is more fun? Don’t see it that strictly. Some people just prefer playing a game together and others prefer to go in the park and hang out.

RussiaBernd2023-06-09 17:15:10 · 3yNo. 274052reply
Can't wait to get shitfaced again
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United StatesBernd2023-07-05 05:44:50 · 3yNo. 277401reply
just above california
RussiaBernd2023-07-05 07:58:13 · 3yNo. 277407reply
I am under sanctions. Also too much money. Also your government will not let me in because I am radical terrorist(in internet).
United StatesBernd2023-07-06 05:50:43 · 3yNo. 277533reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-06 07:59:49 · 3yNo. 277539reply

PolandBernd2023-07-04 19:41:34 · 3yNo. 277359reply
is it a compliment if my unhinged, freshly released from the psych ward neighbor says I have a juicy ass?
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PolandBernd2023-07-05 14:45:58 · 3yNo. 277438reply
I could, but what's the fun in that?
GermanyBernd2023-07-05 15:05:27 · 3yNo. 277442reply
This time you asked how you should call him. Hee hee wants to be refered to as Bernd by us. You could have already known this. First time you probably asked how hee hee refers to himself which is a very delicate matter to say the least.
GermanyBernd2023-07-05 15:11:11 · 3yNo. 277444reply
No, the first time I simply asked what his pronouns are.
GermanyBernd2023-07-05 15:13:52 · 3yNo. 277446reply
Does not change the matter of fact that hee hee wants to be called from us by Bernd while his pronouns in the real world might be completely different and extremely complicated.

PolandBernd2023-07-03 09:33:12 · 3yNo. 277180reply
should I get a piercing?
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GermanyBernd2023-07-04 17:04:40 · 3yNo. 277343reply
Of course. I bang your mom everyday.
PolandBernd2023-07-04 20:46:28 · 3yNo. 277369reply
you really should be nicer to him he's your step-son after all
GermanyBernd2023-07-05 00:21:56 · 3yNo. 277387reply
I bang your dad every day but I wouldn't call him my gf, it's not a healthy relationship. So no gf I guess, probably never ever or lost your virginity to a prostitute in Amsterdam? Why so mean to incel Slov then, you are the same you just express your sexual frustration in different styles
GermanyBernd2023-07-05 15:08:38 · 3yNo. 277443reply
Son, if you continue to talk to me like this I will have a serious discussion with you mother. And you know what this means: Limited internet use in the future and she is probably going to take your nintendo away. So keep it down.

United StatesBernd2023-07-03 16:00:27 · 3yNo. 277217reply
Anyone else think that blue people might become just as common as white people in about 2 to 30 million years? I'm thinking gray people, too. Maybe indigo people.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-03 21:00:28 · 3yNo. 277258reply
I have no doubts that it is possible to simulate a mind in a computer. Why shouldn't it be possible?
The question is what your mind does if you free it from any motivation. Usually life revolves around chasing endorphins. If your computer mind won't get any endorphin equivalent you will just be depressed eternally. If you give the endorphin button to yourself you will most likely just continuously press it like a heroin junkie. If someone else gets control over it he will be able to totally control your mind.
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-03 23:53:14 · 3yNo. 277269reply
> Why shouldn't it be possible?
I'm not sure if human mind can take it, with the way it works today. Imagine you found out that all your life, all the reality around you is a simulation and you can't escape it. You would probably go crazy at some moment.
Of course human mind can be lied to but that doesn't seem to be a reliable solution.
United StatesBernd2023-07-03 23:58:48 · 3yNo. 277271reply
We may possibly be in a computer simulation already.
TexasBernd2023-07-04 23:04:22 · 3yNo. 277380reply
That was actually one of the main underlying plot points of one of the later SAO arcs. The story conclusion was it's more or less "okay" if it goes into the "more real" direction, i.e. if you find yourself trapped in a simulation without escape, you go crazy because it's "not real", but if you suddenly one day find that your life this entire time was a simulation, that's the norm for you, and it would also be okay for you if you exit the simulation into the "real world".
 
If you free yourself from any and all external motivation, you will eventually find some new goal. You'll look at the garden one day and decide to start growing veggies or keeping it free from weeds, or you'll think to write a story or find a new book to read. You do it because you "want to", intrinsic motivation, as opposed to "have to", such as finding a job to pay rent or defend your country at war, external motivation. It happens much more often then you'd think; you get fired and you don't need a source of income for a few years so you reevaluate your life, or you get an inheritance and decide you don't want to continue old job.
Completely zero motivation is still not actually zero because you have basic physiological needs.

GermanyBernd2023-07-02 07:40:20 · 3yNo. 277000reply
I want to learn an instrument. I want to learn music theory and read notes. I spend lots of time listening to music so I might as well try to somewhat get into it.
 
I tend to get some electronic device so I can practice with headphones whenever I want without neighbors getting on my nerves. Also having the possibility to chose from different sounds seem like a plus.
 
I tend to get something like pic-related instead of a keyboard because it does not take as much space if it turns out that I won't pull through with it and it just sits around in a corner somewhere.
 
Onions? Advice?
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HungaryBernd2023-07-02 15:01:54 · 3yNo. 277066reply
Learn a blunt instrument.
GermanyBernd2023-07-02 16:19:43 · 3yNo. 277082reply
like what?
HungaryBernd2023-07-03 08:50:34 · 3yNo. 277179reply
Would give "go clubbing" a whole new old meaning.
GermanyBernd2023-07-04 18:17:05 · 3yNo. 277353reply
Here is my advice regarding music theory:
 
Understand that music in the European tradition consists of 12 notes per octave. The thirteenth note's frequency is double the frequency of the 1st, that's why they are in perfect harmony and have the same name (e.g. a and a'). A major scale consists of the notes 1, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 1', 3', 5' etc. You can start on any note and follow this pattern to get a major scale. Other types of scales have other patterns.
 
Now, everything becomes super-complicated because over 9000 years ago some retard invented a notation system pretending that all the steps in a major scale starting with c are equally wide. Since then we are forced to use #s and bs to refer to the missing notes of the 12 steps when playing major scales that are not c major.
 
When music theory and notation seems complicated, always remember that the patterns are much simpler when thinking with 12 notes and be aware that the traditional notation system is very stupid. Thank me later!

GermanyBernd2023-07-01 22:13:05 · 3yNo. 276963reply
Today I left the house without putting my wireless earbuds in. I will never ever do that again. The city is hell without wearing earbuds.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-02 18:30:55 · 3yNo. 277111reply
Fine. But hurry up. I don't have all day.
PolandBernd2023-07-03 07:56:54 · 3yNo. 277175reply
I can't believe you fell for that! so long, loser!
GermanyBernd2023-07-03 15:52:43 · 3yNo. 277212reply
No problem. I'll find you in ans seconds.
If I go into a crowd and yell "fire" you will be the only one running because all the others are listening to their headphones.
PolandBernd2023-07-04 10:31:36 · 3yNo. 277325reply
either way, I'm too fast to catch

United StatesBernd2023-07-03 01:48:15 · 3yNo. 277143reply
I can hear the ice cream truck approaching. should I buy something?
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GermanyBernd2023-07-03 12:53:35 · 3yNo. 277191reply
No, for a healthy human body in general.
FinlandBernd2023-07-03 15:57:07 · 3yNo. 277214reply
G*rmans aren't human however
United StatesBernd2023-07-03 20:52:23 · 3yNo. 277255reply
just think of it as a deconstructed banana smoothie
PeruBernd2023-07-03 20:56:14 · 3yNo. 277256reply
#rekt

GermanyBernd2023-06-29 12:28:03 · 3yNo. 276663reply
We had a cute 18yo coworker who had big boobs, always wore the skimpiest croptops and sometimes pressed her boobs against me when I explained something to her.
She was also good at the job and nice to be around.
 
Then my 50yo boss decided to be unprofessional and sexually harass her. She quit and now nobody can enjoy her presence anymore.
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GermanyBernd2023-06-30 16:21:05 · 3yNo. 276776reply
What's there to cope? You're the one crying about being a virgin all the time. I've never been to Slovenia, I don't care if you piss on the street there or not.
GermanyBernd2023-06-30 16:37:48 · 3yNo. 276778reply
The story is implausible
GermanyBernd2023-06-30 17:00:33 · 3yNo. 276779reply
SloveniaBernd2023-07-03 15:33:59 · 3yNo. 277203reply
your boss did the right thing

FinlandBernd2023-07-02 17:10:53 · 3yNo. 277094reply
grandmother called me today a handsome man
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AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-02 18:07:10 · 3yNo. 277106reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-03 00:24:01 · 3yNo. 277135reply
Tetas
United StatesBernd2023-07-03 00:27:21 · 3yNo. 277137reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-03 01:47:15 · 3yNo. 277141reply
grandma knows best

GermanyBernd2023-07-02 13:06:48 · 3yNo. 277037reply
Is it better to be cruel and honest or to be dishonest to a friend? A friend of mine invited me to go to a concert together, he even already bought two tickets, but I don’t want to go. So either I could tell him simply I don’t want to go, which might hurt him or I could lie and say I can’t go because of reason x or just go against my will.
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SloveniaBernd2023-07-02 17:23:57 · 3yNo. 277102reply
Are you ans socially retarded?
I have ans online group (from twitter) and whenever we make meetups one member constantly keeps making up bullshit excuses so he doesn't have to socialize irl. It's annoying.
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-02 18:10:12 · 3yNo. 277107reply
What do you do on those meetups?
SloveniaBernd2023-07-02 18:19:48 · 3yNo. 277109reply
Aside from getting shitfaced, last time we grilled, went to the lake, watched F1 (Canada GP), went to the lake against at like 10pm, drank a bottle of whiskey while swimming in 16°C lake, then I don't think anyone of us remembers well how we got back (we woke up at dacha)
GermanyBernd2023-07-03 01:35:26 · 3yNo. 277140reply
Not wanting to go doesn't hurt your friend lmao.
 
I was expecting something much worse.
 
One of my close friends always wants to sing in front of people but he really does not sing well. Now THIS is a problem because he's got a bit of female mindset, telling him the truth (which he might or might not be aware of) really could backfire.
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