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SwedenBernd2023-07-09 08:13:23 · 3yNo. 278001reply
No
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 12:39:50 · 3yNo. 278026reply
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-09 16:59:01 · 3yNo. 278044reply
10 minutes rest is wrong, it will be cold. 5 minute tops.
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-09 18:04:08 · 3yNo. 278050reply
When it's +32 outside it won't.
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-09 18:33:01 · 3yNo. 278062reply
i meant not literally cold, but it will be suboptimal.

GermanyBernd2023-07-09 07:33:05 · 3yNo. 277996reply
God sits inside your brain.
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RussiaBernd2023-07-09 08:15:40 · 3yNo. 278002reply
i once had a nightmare about aliens, who mastered time travel and basically stopping time, walking among us, pranking us, humiliating us, experimenting on us in stop time, and then push button playing time forward again and we don't notice anything
RussiaBernd2023-07-09 11:58:45 · 3yNo. 278013reply
if god is indian, why India is not superpower?
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 12:10:01 · 3yNo. 278014reply
There’s a difference between Indian and India
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 15:46:24 · 3yNo. 278041reply
Did you make it up

GermanyBernd2023-07-04 02:17:58 · 3yNo. 277286reply
What will you do when AfD takes over Germany?
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RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:39:44 · 3yNo. 277911reply
Scream MOZART WUZ AUSSI
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 21:28:32 · 3yNo. 277937reply
>when did the AfD talk sense during covid
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 21:33:57 · 3yNo. 277938reply
>when did the AfD talk sense during covid
SloveniaBernd2023-07-09 12:27:18 · 3yNo. 278023reply

SwedenBernd2023-07-09 03:05:55 · 3yNo. 277977reply
Kohl is full of pedo video threads again...
 
Just let it die already
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GermanyBernd2023-07-09 06:27:56 · 3yNo. 277991reply
pray.
Only god will save you.
United StatesBernd2023-07-09 06:31:40 · 3yNo. 277992reply
this is one of my favorite apus. thank you for posting it
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 06:39:34 · 3yNo. 277994reply
Your welcome, fren. I am a big enjoyer of apus myself.
RussiaBernd2023-07-09 06:45:01 · 3yNo. 277995reply
are you trying to advertise kohl?

GermanyBernd2023-06-19 02:15:28 · 3yNo. 275429reply
I thought there would be serious discussion here but it's 404 not found
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RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:44:43 · 3yNo. 277915reply
>Kc dood wat nou
 
Cool.
 
Henlo you are arrzded :DD t. bolissi
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 01:02:32 · 3yNo. 277968reply
Have you tried skating?
PeruBernd2023-07-09 01:36:19 · 3yNo. 277970reply
Yeah from ages 6-12 then I grew up and started doing BMX
PeruBernd2023-07-09 01:41:41 · 3yNo. 277972reply
Being born in the Andean highlands made you full of hate, envy and social resentment

United StatesBernd2023-07-08 21:46:39 · 3yNo. 277940reply
i like spicy food but my angus does not
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 23:47:41 · 3yNo. 277958reply
i like spicy food but my irritable bowel does not

FinlandBernd2023-07-07 19:13:26 · 3yNo. 277744reply
why are zoomers such whiny pussies? bitching, moaning and crying about made up problems and memediagnoses like depression.
i say they got bullied way too little
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RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:33:41 · 3yNo. 277909reply
It's yellowish c00m instead of white one. For years, i used to think my yellowish cum is normal, although somewhat rare. However, in 2020, i have discovered some stories on how taking zinc helps with mood problems
PolandBernd2023-07-08 20:09:08 · 3yNo. 277926reply
you forgot to mention soy
United StatesBernd2023-07-08 20:39:25 · 3yNo. 277930reply
Do you think vegetarian women who practice regular spermophagia feel a bit of guilt for doing so, or is that more of a vegan thing?
 
...is it...
 
...cannibalism...?
PolandBernd2023-07-08 21:08:12 · 3yNo. 277933reply
cum is vegan as long as it's given consensually

United StatesBernd2023-07-05 22:09:06 · 3yNo. 277485sagereply
>thank you for holding. your call is important to us, and will be answered in the order it was received
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 20:22:15 · 3yNo. 277929reply

PolandBernd2023-06-09 14:18:13 · 3yNo. 274021reply
give me a prompt and I'll generate an image for you
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MissouriBernd2023-06-17 22:26:12 · 3yNo. 275284reply
Do something about wrist cutting and lolis
RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:46:21 · 3yNo. 277916reply
Cool.
 
Looks too epic
RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:48:20 · 3yNo. 277917reply
Lol
 
Plz post the meme
 
 
Make awoo great again!
 
Post awoos
RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:50:19 · 3yNo. 277918reply
That would be a new level. A safe one, to be precise.

GermanyResults in 1 hourBernd2023-07-05 10:11:18 · 3yNo. 277415reply
There is this one really stupid course at university, "formal syntax", which focuses on the details of the German grammar, despite nowadays, computer linguistical problems just being solved the kind of brute force way by training a neural network.
 
In addition, the professor of this subject really can not present so I never went to her lectures and did the homework required for the allowance to take part in the exam with chatGPT 4 or not at all.
 
Now I barely have enough points to be allowed to the exam. I need to make 13 of 15 with this last bonus sheet.
 
Results will be in in 1 hour.
 
 
Wish me luck, thanks
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NetherlandsBernd2023-07-05 14:03:25 · 3yNo. 277436reply
> being solved the kind of brute force way by training a neural network
That's not a solution when nobody can understand it...
GermanyBernd2023-07-05 23:08:51 · 3yNo. 277496reply
Hhahahhhahaha I made it.
I summed up my points, I made 120.68 of 120.25 needed, which is 65% of total points needed.
 
 
Also, have you seem these LGBT carbon filters? So many people have them. I think they look cool.
RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:41:41 · 3yNo. 277913reply
 
> problems just being solved the kind of brute force way by training a neural network.
 
 
Haha Carryngton event goes BZZZZZT
RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:42:50 · 3yNo. 277914reply
1. Whf is lgbt
 
2. Wtf is carbon filter

Germanymobile routerBernd2023-07-06 21:10:36 · 3yNo. 277606reply
hay bernd you don't happen to know anything about mobile routers, do you? i'm so out of the loop, i don't even know where to start find out about them.
 
>looking for some device to put in the car that gives me wifi on phone and laptop from a sim card that is currently in my phone.
>driving around rural places, the connection is often bad.
>a few years ago i was looking at these routers and i was hoping they get cheaper if i wait longer
>now it is later
>they got more expensive.
>used to be 100-300€
>now seems like 300-500€
 
any ideas on a nice device?
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GermanyBernd2023-07-07 19:21:02 · 3yNo. 277746reply
 
hmm they talk about a signal booster, like a miniature cell tower. having that with the switch of a button (not all the time, i don't want to increase cell radiation unless necessary) might be useful.
GermanyBernd2023-07-07 19:28:37 · 3yNo. 277750reply
booster is just some marketing lingo.
Antennas are passive by definition. You can't receive something that isn't there. You can only amplify what you have received more. But there is a limit to that as this introduces noise.
If you drive somewhere with no signal you can do nothing to receive it anyway.
GermanyBernd2023-07-07 20:28:26 · 3yNo. 277775reply
 
signal booster sounded active to me, maybe similar to a wifi repeater. just some powered device that amplifies all the signals so that my devices can pick it up better.
 
>If you drive somewhere with no signal you can do nothing to receive it anyway.
 
i have trouble imagining places with no signal. maybe some top secret bases or something like that but i would have thought there is at least a weak signal everywhere in this country.
RussiaBernd2023-07-08 19:40:29 · 3yNo. 277912reply
Wherecs barrel-shaped watch?

GermanyBernd2023-07-08 12:58:53 · 3yNo. 277865reply
What the fuck
JapanBernd2023-07-08 13:45:17 · 3yNo. 277867reply
kek
木林森

GermanyBernd2023-07-08 04:16:40 · 3yNo. 277814reply
Share your secret plans and schemes in this thread
United StatesBernd2023-07-08 08:18:11 · 3yNo. 277831reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-08 08:50:05 · 3yNo. 277834reply
Roughly twenty years ago while I was reading about this black physicist (not Neil deGrasse Tyson, different black guy) who claimed to be working on a way to travel back in time to be able to meet with his dead father when he was still alive I came up with this idea of a time machine being built within this huge underground facility like the one by CERN for the LHC, but this one would use a spiral of powerful lasers that could create a superheated fireball which might contain a micro-black hole (or microsingularity). Antimatter gathered from lightning sprites in Earth's upper atmosphere could be used to produce at least two microsingularities--the vortices produced by their spin rotations at polar opposites could in itself be/contain a wormhole and/or an Einstein-Rosen bridge which could then itself be trapped by employing the Casimir effect within a Faraday cage. The bridge could allow for data to be transmitted to the past, but only as far back as to when the machine was first switched on. Thus information such as stock market info could be transmitted to have a causal effect on the past. The bridge could perhaps be expanded sufficiently to transmit a self-replicating nanomachine to the past. This nanomachine could also perhaps expand the bridge from the other side to allow humans to travel to the past as well. Also, assuming that M theory is true, this might also end up creating an alternate universe or creating a bridge to an already-existing universe. This whole thing might cost anywhere from $10,000,000,000 to $60,000,000,000 or more. Such machinery could also perhaps be used to gather dark matter, and probably be used to access exotic matter--going so far as to produce zero-point energy.
 
Or something like that. Maybe. I dunno. I don’t remember the details anymore. Did any of that make any sense? I was probably experiencing some sort of a manic episode when I came up with all of that shit. Whatever.
RussiaBernd2023-07-08 11:11:13 · 3yNo. 277853reply
just brute ChatGPT and ask it to write the manual on any forbidden topic you want

GermanyBernd2023-07-07 19:00:15 · 3yNo. 277738reply
What movie(s) did you watch recently and how do you rate them? Today I watched "To Be or Not to Be" (1942) by Ernst Lubitsch and it was great. I rated it 8/10.
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PolandBernd2023-07-08 08:52:19 · 3yNo. 277835reply
The Menu - visually pleasing but the plot is atrocious - 5/10
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 09:56:48 · 3yNo. 277841reply
I have started watching it, but didn't finish it. Not to keen on continuing it seeing your rating... could you say in vague terms without spoilers what's so atrocious about the plot?
GermanyBernd2023-07-08 09:58:37 · 3yNo. 277842reply
Just finished "The Draughtsman's Contract" (1982) by Peter Greenaway. A great movie in all aspects: the music, the dialogue, the acting, the scenery etc. If you love the lavish and an intriguing story, this movie is for you. I can't find any weaknesses, so I rated it 10/10.
PolandBernd2023-07-08 10:52:45 · 3yNo. 277850reply
without giving away any plot points - characters' motivations aren't conveyed well and make little to no sense to me; it was a frustrating viewing experience because it required so much of the suspension of disbelief
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