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GermanyWhy haven't you used ChatGPT for studying yet?Bernd2023-08-01 19:23:08 · 3yNo. 281458reply
It works very well.
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MoscowBernd2023-08-03 16:48:14 · 3yNo. 281695reply
Why?
 
 
I use YandexGPT AND my teachers still force me to use pen and paper
MoscowBernd2023-08-03 16:48:50 · 3yNo. 281696reply
Tip:
 
Ask ChatGPT in most assburger way possible
HungaryBernd2023-08-03 20:11:21 · 3yNo. 281719reply
Related
 
If it was in Polish I understand his confusion.
HungaryBernd2023-08-03 20:16:05 · 3yNo. 281721reply
I think it was back in Krautchan a German bloke rated devs by country. Said Hungarians are pretty professional, write lotsa comments too. In Hungarian.
I saw some code where where variable and function names and whatnot were all in Hungarian.

RussiaBernd2023-07-15 13:08:48 · 3yNo. 278898reply
why hohol tolerate this
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RussiaBernd2023-08-02 14:06:32 · 3yNo. 281577reply
There are rumors about TOTAL mobilisation in Ukraine being planned. As much as i want to laugh at ukrainians if this were to transpire, i would have to hide my skinny ass, because we would have to mirror it somehow.
FinlandBernd2023-08-02 15:49:05 · 3yNo. 281588reply
What can they do except for hiding? They live in a totalitarian state.
GermanyBernd2023-08-02 17:08:12 · 3yNo. 281597reply
Issue isn't lack of soldiers. Issue is lack of equipment. Mass mobilisations don't make any sense currently, unless both sides have deceived us and they're just going to send mobiks to beat each other with shovels.
MoscowBernd2023-08-03 16:49:57 · 3yNo. 281697reply
Blyat.
 
Although, its a good thing: i wont die alone and forgotten, kek

SwedenBernd2023-07-14 13:49:00 · 3yNo. 278722reply
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=ZSE4n2w7BVaqec5n
 
Will post next link in a couple of hours.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-15 14:44:04 · 3yNo. 278911reply
What game was it?
DenmarkBernd2023-07-17 04:37:40 · 3yNo. 279141reply
Shotgun king and roadwarden.
 
They are still available I think...
TexasBernd2023-08-03 03:44:13 · 3yNo. 281649reply
Goon to this in the meantime.
TexasBernd2023-08-03 04:12:24 · 3yNo. 281652reply
I just use the copy magnet link bundle.

GermanyBernd2023-08-02 12:40:43 · 3yNo. 281569reply
Do we have Bernds who are into art history here?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-02 19:14:47 · 3yNo. 281608reply
I won't downscale or compress a beautiful work of art.
https://www.getty.edu/art/collection/object/103RCA
PolandBernd2023-08-02 20:05:10 · 3yNo. 281617reply
I love how the shadows are painted on the 3rd one
 
partially destroyed wall on the last one looks cool
 
why is this your favorite?
GermanyBernd2023-08-02 20:16:40 · 3yNo. 281625reply
It's not my favorite painting of all time, but I like the flower crown.
ScotlandBernd2023-08-03 00:19:06 · 3yNo. 281636reply
I like a lot of John Constable paintings

RussiasauceBernd2023-08-02 13:44:43 · 3yNo. 281576reply
Does anyone remember where this is from??? Old kc gif pls help
GermanyBernd2023-08-02 17:18:45 · 3yNo. 281601reply
According to Yandex reverse image search, it's https://tygerwhocame2t.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-curse-of-fenric.html?showComment=1421703177057
RussiaBernd2023-08-02 21:15:37 · 3yNo. 281628reply
thank you so much

GermanyBernd2023-08-01 21:21:24 · 3yNo. 281484reply
Imagine...
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GermanyBernd2023-08-01 23:42:23 · 3yNo. 281497reply
true
 
they're good for learning languages though
PeruBernd2023-08-02 00:50:22 · 3yNo. 281512reply
The allies of Germany (except Bulgayria which did an amazing performance considering it’s size,population and the fact that they had two fronts or even three if you consider Greece and Serbia as separated fronts) sucked big time. Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman Empire had serious problems handling the Russians, if I recall correctly Germany had to send troops to the Galicia-Lodomeria/Carpathians front because the Russians pushed the Austrians back. The Ottoman Empire had a Southern front as well so they had a better excuse. Of course, Austria-Hungary had also other fronts like Italy, Romania and South Balkans but if they military was not that incompetent they could have steamrolled the balkans (this includes Romania) and focus on Russia (Italians were also extremely incompetent so they were not a pressing matter).
 
Also, never trust Italians.
FinlandBernd2023-08-02 04:16:31 · 3yNo. 281550reply
vidya are the best
there is almost nothing that can match a really great vidya game
GermanyBernd2023-08-02 05:59:50 · 3yNo. 281558reply

United StatesBernd2023-08-02 01:49:15 · 3yNo. 281520reply
I am never going to have sex with another Israeli woman EVER again. Full stop, I'm done, I've been Jewed enough, Shabbat Shalom.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-02 02:19:48 · 3yNo. 281531sagereply
itt psychotic coomers share their delusions
TexasBernd2023-08-02 02:31:28 · 3yNo. 281534sagereply
Oh god sex big ass big titties that pussy so good gonna cum !!!
United StatesBernd2023-08-02 03:43:16 · 3yNo. 281547reply
Stop being internet people I'm serious.
FinlandBernd2023-08-02 04:15:20 · 3yNo. 281549sagereply
there is a cobtainment board on this site for your kind you know

GermanypetitionBernd2023-08-02 01:58:31 · 3yNo. 281523reply
BO when will you give me access to wherever bernd.group is hosted I want to try to train an AI to remove obvious pedoposts.
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TexasBernd2023-08-02 02:32:46 · 3yNo. 281535reply
TexasBernd2023-08-02 02:34:05 · 3yNo. 281536reply
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Yeah I told my wife that no matter what do not take me to the hospital. Wait for me to die and then call the police to clean up my corpse so she doesn’t have to live in debt. And if I don’t die I still avoided a massive bill.
 
 
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GermanyKC STAMMTISCHBernd2023-07-08 19:52:11 · 3yNo. 277919reply
Soooo... who is that skating fag? Will we continue tolerating him here or tell him to gtfo? The council of Bernds has to decide.
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TexasBernd2023-07-31 21:21:29 · 3yNo. 281308reply
TexasBernd2023-07-31 22:51:27 · 3yNo. 281312sagereply
GermanyBernd2023-07-31 23:58:14 · 3yNo. 281316sagereply
PeruBernd2023-08-02 00:38:08 · 3yNo. 281507reply
Ahhhh sissy

GermanyBernd2023-08-01 09:41:56 · 3yNo. 281354reply
It's so fucking over for us, German bros.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-01 21:03:51 · 3yNo. 281480reply
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 21:17:20 · 3yNo. 281482reply
Scenario 1:
You go for a walk in the forest and enjoy your afternoon.
<Zero economic activity.
 
Scenario 2:
You drive around in your car to get an ice cream and run over a child riding a bike. Thankfully, it only breaks a leg and doesn't die, but the child's leg and bike are broken, the car needs repairs.
>Ice cream and sugar industry sales
>Bike shop gets to sell a new bike
>Car repair shop gets business
>Hospital gets business for treating the child's leg
>Insurance companies increase rates
>In short: Lots of economic activity, solely created by suffering
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 21:19:04 · 3yNo. 281483reply
37 vs 111 million inhabitants
Egypt also controls the most important trade route with the Suez canal.
PeruBernd2023-08-01 21:48:44 · 3yNo. 281489reply
not so over like these ones
>be cUcK/FRance
>win both wars
>germany is still better than you
i remembar japan also was about to surpass USA economy in 1980, so they forced them to sign plaza accord
Idk why is being the largest economy in the world is so important, maybe is a relevant nowadays because your products dominate the market

GermanyWhat makes a DJ a good DJ?Bernd2023-07-31 11:12:38 · 3yNo. 281187reply
With Techno booming again in recent years, I think hopping on the wave and becoming a DJ is an easy way to get paid for having fun.
 
Lörs?
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GermanyBernd2023-08-01 09:39:34 · 3yNo. 281352reply
Proof?
FinlandBernd2023-08-01 19:00:30 · 3yNo. 281449reply
there is no proof, just as there is no bbc finn
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 19:02:27 · 3yNo. 281450reply
I have some of his art saved on my harddrive, how dare you saying he does not exist?
FinlandBernd2023-08-01 19:16:22 · 3yNo. 281453reply
who dares, wins

GermanyBernd2023-08-01 14:36:25 · 3yNo. 281387reply
I spontaneously skip the threads made by the skating van schizo when I scroll through the first page.
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GermanyBernd2023-08-01 17:38:09 · 3yNo. 281422reply
Stop changing your posting style
TexasBernd2023-08-01 18:34:16 · 3yNo. 281442reply
Secreteive...
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 19:10:59 · 3yNo. 281451reply
stop collecting data like some kinda weird incel
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 19:13:37 · 3yNo. 281452reply

GermanyBernd2023-07-05 16:59:17 · 3yNo. 277455reply
Recommend me a good anime
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AustraliaBernd2023-08-01 05:04:21 · 3yNo. 281329reply
I'd rather watch MinkyMomo, Chargeman Ken! And Golden Bat.
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 05:18:41 · 3yNo. 281333reply
I like anime comedies as well. For example Gabriel Dropout.
RussiaBernd2023-08-01 17:14:30 · 3yNo. 281413reply
Boku no Pico
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 17:23:33 · 3yNo. 281419reply

GermanyBernd2023-07-29 15:08:22 · 3yNo. 280969reply
how did humans lose the tail?
 
through skating i have discovered that there are way more muscles (grip-muscles i'd guess) in my legs and especially my foot than i would have assumed. thinking about it i would have preferred having a tail then not having a tail. this would be quite useful for balance, assuming it would be at least somewhat strong. maybe not as strong as an arm but with a little bit of strength i could use it to push myself off walls or hold myself to a streetlight. a third weak arm on the back? yes please! might be annoying during sleep though.
 
ever since thinking about a tail more, i noticed i have muscles where my tail used to be. i can imagine clearly how it would be. there are just muscles above the bunghole that i can flex to move the tail around. i either have those muscles or maybe it is some genetic memory of having had them in the past.
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PolandBernd2023-08-01 14:11:17 · 3yNo. 281383reply
do you wear a helmet while skateboarding?
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 15:06:59 · 3yNo. 281392reply
>do you wear a helmet while skateboarding?
 
no. it's not a bad idea to wear a helmet. when you are still new and don't know what to expect. when i do something dangerous or something i have not done before or when i feel like it then i do, otherwise not.
 
i've never been injured skating. i had one absurdely dangerous fall. i was riding very fast (not downhill but still fast) free skates and a particularly unfortunate configuration occured where a large pebble was whirled up by the wheels, got stuck in between the skate and the wheel, blocked the wheel while my weight was on it and the skate just broke off the path i had intended for it to go. so i was on one wheel while my weight was on the wheel that was drifting to the side.
 
and then this thing happens what you lovely involuntary celibate gentlemen are still in denial about and call me schizo for: time slowed down. and since time was slowing down i took my time and have a debate on how to handle the situation. i was calmly and carefully weighing all my options and decided to extend my arm upwards, swing it forward, and make a roll like sonic. WORKED PERFECLTY! from full speed i suddenly toppled over arm first, then the head then the back. basically breakdance quality move. i rolled over, dispersing all the momentum into a roll. no injury, all i did was scratch the top of my shoe a bit.
 
onlookers must have believed i died when they saw the speed with which this must have happened outside of the slowdown but of course nothing happened. i got up, got back on the skates and continued my ride as if nothing happens. lol similar things have happened quite a bit. when people see me fall, they always think it is dangerous catasrophe and rush towards me believing i must have suffered catastrophic injury, but no. the injury from skating does rarely come from accidents, it is always from overconfidence.
 
when you progress slowly, not doing stuff that is too risky and focus on developing a sense of balance then accidents barely happen because you can see them a mile away and you have plans for everything and if you don't then time still slows down when you need it to.
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 15:20:36 · 3yNo. 281393reply
i know very well what you mean with time slowed down in dangerous situations because i ride my racing bike like an idiot and i still somehow manage well
 
still, thinking that you are in controll 100% of the time is, perhaps not a sign of schizophrenia, but very well a proof of stupidity
GermanyBernd2023-08-01 15:33:27 · 3yNo. 281394reply
>i know very well what you mean with time slowed down in dangerous situations because i ride my racing bike like an idiot and i still somehow manage well
 
might be the nervous system overclocking the internal processor to allow for reaction time. i think some people are on edge all the time as if this had some advantage over a relaxed state of mind but clearly the relaxed state of mind can continue to be relaxed even in dangerous situation. the danger then expresses itself not through fear or reflex but through perception of time.
 
 
>still, thinking that you are in controll 100% of the time is, perhaps not a sign of schizophrenia, but very well a proof of stupidity
 
bitch i skate with an umbrella, you wanna pretend i believe i control the wind that drags me around? that's nonsense. it is a combination of knowing most dangers, early detection and preventing dangerous situations from occurring, seeking for ways to diffuse the danger if it happens, having the benefit of time slowed down, ability to minimize damage during fall and then protective gear.
 
that's so many layers of preventing danger. though this idea of 100% in control is important because when you injure yourself on a skatethingy you can see it as simple as this: you either did something wrong or you failed to prevent it. either way it is your fault, either way it was unnecessary. let that sink in.
 
tree falling on top on you when you were skating. is that your fault? yes. because you lacked the environmental awareness to dodge the tree. when you are near a tree you have to know in advanced that it might fall or that a branch might fall. it's all your fault, everything is. branch drops and slaps you in the face, knocking out a teeth. that's your fault for not seeing it coming.
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