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United StatesBernd2023-09-15 00:29:20 · 3yNo. 287840reply
nigerian fren gave me a mango
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United StatesBernd2023-09-22 02:09:44 · 3yNo. 288798reply
i had a nigerian friend who said he would pay me just to chat but i didnt know how to click the link and reported him to the authorities
United StatesBernd2023-09-22 19:52:23 · 3yNo. 288887reply
You could be eating a delicious mango right now, instead you committed the ultimate act of betrayal. Sad!
HungaryBernd2023-09-22 19:53:03 · 3yNo. 288888reply
Only Nigerian is acceptable?
GermanyBernd2023-09-22 19:58:55 · 3yNo. 288889reply

RussiaBernd2023-09-15 05:21:55 · 3yNo. 287851reply
I had a wet dream about dancing with my school crush, nothing sexual was even in the dream just dancing, but now I will have to shower although I didn't plan to do it today... The said crush already has a child and is probably ugly now.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-20 07:24:38 · 3yNo. 288603reply
Was the beaner involved?
MexicoBernd2023-09-21 01:05:06 · 3yNo. 288662reply
Third world really, let's be honest.
Is not a surprise.
MexicoBernd2023-09-21 01:08:13 · 3yNo. 288663reply
Of course.
United StatesBernd2023-09-22 02:10:26 · 3yNo. 288799reply
i want to hear it in detail

Germanytime management for carpe diem purposesBernd2023-09-13 20:29:31 · 3yNo. 287683reply
what of the two is better?
 
1)making a big list of everything i want to do and then in the evening pick from the list what i will do the next day
 
2)just planing one day ahead every evening what i will do the next day
 
basically a centralized list or not. when i read this thread it sounds stupid but this is something that legitimately hinders me in my mental processing. every time i make a list i go out of my way not to use it and ignore it. every time i don't make a list i feel like i should have made a list.
 
i feel like i dislike either option. i don't like having a list and i don't like not having a list.
 
maybe there is an option i am overlooking. maybe there is a way to neither have a list nor not have a list.
 
what do you think bernd? i've been struggeling with this stupid shit for a while now...
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GermanyBernd2023-09-15 07:50:47 · 3yNo. 287861reply
>I'll take that as a "yes"
 
if you truly understood things about the human psyche and thus were in the position that your discussion of my mental health implies, you would have taken that as a rejection but of course you are busy trying to pretend that you are not a repelling monster that people turn away from so you can continue to talk to people who do not want to be talked to by you and continue your nasty gaslighting and information gathering.
 
of course you can not find a husband. the more you play dumb and the more your sense of entitlement grows, the more repelling you will become. stop being this ugly predator, turn around while you still can.
MoscowBernd2023-09-18 05:19:00 · 3yNo. 288354reply
Same with me.
 
Yesterday, i threw away some trash and rediscovered my A5 book for notes
 
Made a list in it: some vacation plans
MoscowBernd2023-09-20 05:16:02 · 3yNo. 288591reply
Status: half of plans doned
 
 
New plans, however, seem to rise
RussiaBernd2023-09-21 20:16:04 · 3yNo. 288742reply
Vacation outta moscow time plans: doned
 
*

GermanyBernd2023-09-20 13:15:28 · 3yNo. 288615reply
>stepbro.. i'm stuck >//<
 
what do you do?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-20 15:19:48 · 3yNo. 288624reply
Turn 360 Degrees and Walk Away
United StatesBernd2023-09-20 15:55:19 · 3yNo. 288625reply
Unstuck thyself
 
You best check yo'self
 
Before you break yo'self
GermanyBernd2023-09-20 16:29:47 · 3yNo. 288631reply
that's why you still have your V cards
United StatesBernd2023-09-21 04:18:28 · 3yNo. 288679reply
load passengers
introduce myself as captain over intercom
announce turbelence
make zoom zoom noises with my mouth
unload passengers

RussiaBernd2023-09-17 07:18:14 · 3yNo. 288181reply
do you know any poems by heart?
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United StatesBernd2023-09-20 18:54:11 · 3yNo. 288644reply
Baby ones, yeah.
United StatesBernd2023-09-20 20:10:56 · 3yNo. 288647reply
...and perhaps so did you!
 
Ha! THAT's what I should've written!
United StatesBernd2023-09-20 20:41:38 · 3yNo. 288648reply
oh shit I just looked up this poem and found out that there's no standard version
 
The original was
 
It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blue,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.
United StatesBernd2023-09-21 00:38:15 · 3yNo. 288659reply
"violets are red, violets are blue, you're my princess, and you're my princess"
t. downie that has a gf and fucked her that night

RussiaBernd2023-09-19 07:27:08 · 3yNo. 288454reply
>robot-maid
a meme or real shit?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-19 12:43:34 · 3yNo. 288478reply
If I would manage to have consistently that little clutter on my floor that one of these things could work effectively would make be completely happy even without actually having the robot.
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 21:48:33 · 3yNo. 288555reply
once saw a cheap room rented by 2 fat tranners. the price was good because it came with maintenance chores, chiefly being "emptying the rhoombas" these whales were so fucking lazy they didn't just invest in multiple automated vacuum cleaners (for a relatively small space), they can't be arsed to dump the thing upsidedown in the garbage and are essentially paying hundreds per month just to pay someone else to do it for them
i dont know how they perform, but given the typical user, i imagine it's pure bait
United StatesBernd2023-09-20 03:02:38 · 3yNo. 288582reply
I love mine. Don't get a shitty one that does a random walk though. I got a roomba that did that and it sent me into an autistic rage. Now I have a roborock that actually maps the room and cleans sensibly, happy.
AzerbaijanBernd2023-09-20 05:40:03 · 3yNo. 288595reply
a real meme shit.

United StatesBernd2023-09-18 18:39:41 · 3yNo. 288398reply
>tfw my psychiatrist asks me about my sexual/romantic life even though I'd never expressed any interest in sex and romance to him
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NetherlandsBernd2023-09-19 21:01:54 · 3yNo. 288548reply
Maybe
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 23:03:58 · 3yNo. 288568reply
took me a long time but it worked out. i feel like i have better results this way
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 23:04:39 · 3yNo. 288569reply
the internet's resources are shit-tier propoganda that will make things worse. if you wanna do things right you gotta do it yourself
FinlandBernd2023-09-20 02:42:44 · 3yNo. 288580reply
the smae info thta you can get from a human therapist you can get from the internet for free

GermanyBernd2023-09-19 20:24:34 · 3yNo. 288539reply
Finally learning Docker today.
 
Can't believe I did not get into this technology until today.
 
To save me from further cringe I will do the tutorial and later tell you how much I love docker.
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 20:28:30 · 3yNo. 288541reply
Kubernetes when?
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 20:40:42 · 3yNo. 288544reply
never pleaaaaaseeeeeeee
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 22:32:45 · 3yNo. 288563reply
Okay I got my app running on my server wwowowowo this is way too cool.

GermanyErnstchanBernd2023-09-13 23:01:21 · 3yNo. 287733reply
>last post August 30, 2023
Its dead?
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Finlandscience went too farBernd2023-09-19 15:44:16 · 3yNo. 288507reply
and like so, imageboarders were made obsolete
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 15:52:25 · 3yNo. 288508reply
It is him!
Very nice. Should be way more arrogant though.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-19 16:09:03 · 3yNo. 288511reply
>>im vegan too
>oh yeah how come you don't talk about it all day like a healthy person would?
PolandBernd2023-09-19 16:35:24 · 3yNo. 288515reply
not really, you still need them to produce data for AI to train on
 
it's almost like that Black Mirror episode YouTube: BxTUM9mKtFY
 
it's uncanny you can basically do the same thing IRL now (well, except for the AI powered android, but give it some time)

United StatesHigh schoolBernd2023-09-18 22:28:03 · 3yNo. 288434reply
>be in high school
>2006
>I already took the California High School Exit Exam and passed
>I get told that I'm missing like 27.5 credits to graduate from high school
>it was more than I originally calculated
>I ask them how it happened
>they tell me that it's because there weren't enough electives for B track or someshit
>I had to go to school at 6:30 AM to take Driver's Ed classes even though I had no interest in driving and then I had to do unpaid work at a courthouse through the Regional Occupational Program from 8:30 AM to 2:30 PM then also take classes at school from 3:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>I want to take the General Educational Development exam
>I get told that the GED exam is too hard
>decide to drop out at 17
>2010
>I decide to take the GED exam just for the fuck of it
>I passed the exam on my first try without studying roughly four years after dropping out of high school
>I earn the high school equivalency certificate
>I get my first real job as a mall cop in 2011
>they never asked me for proof that I finished high school
>they only wanted to see that I had a guard card
>sometime later
>a cousin tells me that there's a difference between the adult high school diploma and high school equivalency certificate and that it looks better on resumes to have both
>2015
>I look into getting my adult high school diploma at Job Corps
>I get told that they only allow students from ages 16 to 24
>I was already too old at 26
>I go to the Abram Friedman Occupational Center to see if I could get my adult high school diploma from there
>I get told that I need to pick up my transcript from my old high school
>I find out at my old high school that Evans Community Adult School has adult high school classes there for ages 16 and above
>even though students get kicked out of the regular high school classes by age 21
>adults ages 21 and above can still attend classes from 1:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>for whatever reason, the adults ages 21 and above get stuffed into the same exact classrooms as those of students ages 16 to 21
>it turns out that the high school equivalency certificate and adult high school diploma really are two different things for whatever reason
>I only need to finish English Expository/Composition, US History 2, and US Government to earn my adult high school diploma
>I decide to take those classes at my old high school for nostalgia's sake
>they hand me a "contract" which is the most important document in adult high school–if I lose it–I lose all progress and they make me take the entire class again
>I manage to finish Expo/Comp and I move on to US History 2
>adult schoolteacher loses my contract and tells me to find it
>I find my contract in the garbage can next to his desk
>he responds with, "oh, there it was! hee hee hee!"
What's the point of high school, again?
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AustraliaBernd2023-09-19 13:22:51 · 3yNo. 288489reply
You did it wrong! You were supposed to graduate high school, go to college, then go to university to get your PhD. And finally die!
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 13:26:07 · 3yNo. 288490reply
Get a PhD in social studies?
AustraliaBernd2023-09-19 13:29:12 · 3yNo. 288491reply
Yes, maybe become a therapist or something.
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 16:32:50 · 3yNo. 288514reply
Like a history therapist?

JapanBernd2023-09-19 13:31:10 · 3yNo. 288492reply
anglo thread

FinlandBernd2023-09-16 03:25:35 · 3yNo. 288001reply
yeah ill with bad cough and cant sleep yeah
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GermanyBernd2023-09-16 17:33:00 · 3yNo. 288080reply
PolandBernd2023-09-16 19:35:06 · 3yNo. 288098reply
you definitely should try again, you probably did it wrong the first time
FinlandBernd2023-09-17 07:05:21 · 3yNo. 288172reply
FinlandBernd2023-09-19 05:53:57 · 3yNo. 288451reply

RussiaBernd2023-08-12 07:13:54 · 3yNo. 282771reply
im in love with a girl who doesnt even know me
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PolandBernd2023-09-17 20:52:20 · 3yNo. 288286reply
that's not simping, that's being a stalker and traumatizing some poor girl
 
don't be a piece of shit, Bernd
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 00:18:29 · 3yNo. 288312reply
^He is being a white knight on KC but he is speaking facts.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-18 20:35:17 · 3yNo. 288413reply
"oh shit I did that haha god I must have been so drunk"
works every time
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 21:30:11 · 3yNo. 288432reply
Good suggestion, sadly, social acceptability of being drunk has dramatically decreased in Russia due to nationwide alcoholism complex. It actually was a pretty common excuse for shit back in the better times. If he looks for a hip and currently socially acceptable justification to his actions, he should go for the bath salts/methedrone excuse.

SloveniaBernd2023-09-04 08:19:27 · 3yNo. 286347reply
god hates fags
I hate fags
therefore, I'm god
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United StatesBernd2023-09-09 17:04:40 · 3yNo. 287162reply
warm apple pie
FinlandBernd2023-09-11 16:14:19 · 3yNo. 287402reply
>post hoc ergo propter hoc
MexicoBernd2023-09-12 00:28:35 · 3yNo. 287467reply
>pedo
>gringo
>christcuck
Thrice cursed.
So much curse.
Im out of memes for this one.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-18 20:39:10 · 3yNo. 288416reply
nice fantasy, kid
you wish it were true a lot when you cry yourself to sleep?
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