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Germany Bernd 2021-06-09 18:51:21 ⋅ 1w No. 115660
My guitar teacher asked me to sell him something to smoke and I will be the first student who ever sells him drugs! He also didn't smoke any cannabis for 40 years so basically I will re-take his pot virginity next week. r8
Germany Bernd 2021-06-09 19:24:59 ⋅ 1w No. 115661
>>115660 Stop praising drugs in my hood.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-09 22:07:53 ⋅ 1w No. 115666
>>115661 ok btw pic related is helping me to get a normal sleeping pattern i fell asleep before 1AM for 5 days in a row for the first time in many years
Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-09 22:16:10 ⋅ 1w No. 115667
>>115666 o shit, thanks for reminding me I got tincture of that home feel like I won't be able to fall asleep tonite against (I keep oversleeping)
Brazil Bernd 2021-06-09 22:29:50 ⋅ 1w No. 115668
Nice. Don't let him smoke too much or he might get nauseous
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-10 12:48:17 ⋅ 1w No. 115694
Stop reminding me how much I miss smoking weed and playing guitar. And I just tried to purchase a single ball adapter head for my new Steinberger spirit and there's none available. Motherfucker.
United States Bernd 2021-06-10 12:57:13 ⋅ 1w No. 115695
>>115660 How do I get good at geetar? t. Has two guitar but can't play well t. Schizo
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-10 14:00:05 ⋅ 1w No. 115702
>>115695 Practice a lot even if you don't want to practice. t.schizlod guitarist
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 17:17:46 ⋅ 1w No. 115720
>>115702 Practice is shitty if you have to force yourself to do it. Pure discipline works for strength training, but unfortunately not for playing music. You have to make time for practice, work on your general attitude towards life and learn to enjoy the process. You have to focus on little details like dampening a string in the proper way at the right time and appreciate such small successes. You need some discipline but you cannot ignore joy in practising. t. poorly skilled guitar hobbyist who wastes his precious time on obscure imageboards
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 17:22:46 ⋅ 1w No. 115721
>>115720 are you me? t. OP
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 17:25:09 ⋅ 1w No. 115722
>>115694 don't read my posts then
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 17:28:05 ⋅ 1w No. 115724
>>115721 No, I don't smoke weed.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 17:29:45 ⋅ 1w No. 115725
>>115724 Close your browser and try enjoying some guitar practising then, it is what I will do now.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-10 17:31:19 ⋅ 1w No. 115726
I completely agree to this >Practice is shitty if you have to force yourself to do it ..and recently I found fun in practicing again, I just open the window and watch my strawberries grow while playing.. sometimes people on the street stop and listen **for a few seconds**
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-11 02:52:36 ⋅ 1w No. 115738
>>115720 Man I never enjoyed practicing in the first few months of my adventure but with one puff of the herb, I could sit there an hour and return back multiple times a day. Eventually I was always with my guitar and stopped watching movies to explicitly play guitar and dull all other issues in my life.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-12 16:35:54 ⋅ 5d No. 115818
When you don't have a grinder. t. OP
United States Bernd 2021-06-12 16:43:25 ⋅ 5d No. 115819
>>115818 Weedsmokers are the worst
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-12 18:17:19 ⋅ 5d No. 115821
>>115818 When you don't have a grinder, you use scissors or your fingers instead of wasting weed.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-13 09:22:49 ⋅ 4d No. 115845
Played some guitar on the train station in Wolfsburg near all the VW buildings. A small boy showed interest in my instrument and I let him play a bit until his triggered, yelling father called him back. Now in the train since 10m, the river of parking VWs to my left side won't stop.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-13 09:42:17 ⋅ 4d No. 115846
>>115845 >triggered, yelling father You should have explained that you're from bernd.group not kohl, then he wouldn't have worried about his kid talking to you. Also, where are you going?
Germany Bernd 2021-06-14 06:15:06 ⋅ 3d No. 115866
>>115846 True, lmao. I was going home to Marburg, I visited a friend this weekend for 2 days on his campsite. He didn't sign us up there and didn't tell us that we need a negative corona test either so when the neighbours hedge caught fire and the fire fighters came, the place owner found out about us and kicked us out. We then went to his 14/88 tire rich girlfriends' apartment in Wolfsburg - she kinda solo carried the weekend. She is a clean 10/10 and used to be a vegan until 1 week ago when she met my friend - now she eats burgers and smokes pot every day. Soon she will probably wake up and think: "wtf am I doing?" And break up. At the station in Marburg friend who plays the bass waited for me because I begged for help to carry all my equipment. After we smoked something some old guy started to talk to us because he saw me carrying a guitar and invited us to a jam session, and there we played for 3-4 hours. Me the guitar and my friend the bass, and in the last hour we swapped. Pic is the small room next to the rehearsal room we went to, i didn't take a better picture because it was awkward to do so in front of strangers. There was also a black dude who spoke german quite well for a new comer and a ~35 y/o german woman, they wanted to go home together (she was prbly horny lol) but the old dude didn't let them go because he had so much fun because he finally had some "grove" thanks to my friend and me.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-14 08:59:08 ⋅ 3d No. 115869
>>115866 I wish I had friends or strangers to play music with.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-14 09:17:29 ⋅ 3d No. 115870
>>115869 I'd invite you over if you weren't such a german hater :3
Germany Bernd 2021-06-14 11:50:50 ⋅ 3d No. 115871
>>115866 Massive kein tier story. Tfw no one to practice my shitty guitar skills with ;_;
Germany Bernd 2021-06-14 11:57:38 ⋅ 3d No. 115872
>>115871 >Massive kein tier story. Yeah, now gib GF and I will graduate from imageboards and only sometimes come back to spread hope and positive vibes. I actually was afraid of going there because of the unknown, new people and my guitar skills being trash. It was my friend who convinced me to give it a try and it was the best decision of June 2021 so far. And actually everybody loved my guitar skills, it was a huge self esteem boost.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-14 12:29:42 ⋅ 3d No. 115874
>>115872 >now gib GF Sure, with a little luck I will date a 6, maybe 7/10 woman this weekend, if she turns out not to be worth giving up my magic powers, I'll refer her to you.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-14 18:40:40 ⋅ 3d No. 115884
>>115870 Very well, I'll go find some poles and get wpierdol'd for my gear.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-15 01:21:06 ⋅ 3d No. 115902
At last after months of patiently waiting, I am now the owner of this electrified maple cudgel. Now if only the micro amp I bought from AliExpress could hurry the fuck up.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-15 17:38:10 ⋅ 2d No. 115918
>>115902 Headless guitars look lit af, I considered a Harley-Benton Dullahan for a while but I was scared that setup, tuning and changing strings might be complicated, so I chose an Ibanez RGA instead. Not a very original choice, but it's solid. Schecter's Omen Extreme was tempting too but I feel that on a strat-like model all the tuners belong on one side of the headstock.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-15 20:28:01 ⋅ 2d No. 115921
>>115918 Headless guitars are ugly as fuck. Rudy Ayoub also plays one, maybe that's why they look so ugly.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-16 06:08:10 ⋅ 1d No. 115928
>>115918 What pickups are on the Harley Benton Dullahan? It's a nice looking colour but colour doesn't paint a better sound. >>115921 My Steinberger is surprisingly comfortable. I had the impression there would be some discomfort to clasp the end strings and form chords, but its even more comfortable than my Gibson flying V I owned years ago. t bluesman
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-16 09:16:13 ⋅ 1d No. 115933
I lost most of my callous thickness after a six month absence from the guitar. Last time I played a guitar regularly, I borrowed it off of a jap.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-16 10:00:18 ⋅ 1d No. 115934
>>115933 Play something! Also r8 my living room, we practise there almost every day.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-16 10:21:36 ⋅ 1d No. 115935
>>115934 >leather couch must be very sticky in summer. >iron and Ironing board are you a girl? rate my 50€ guitar from lidle pls.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-16 11:41:10 ⋅ 1d No. 115936
>>115934 >play something I played for three hours today and four yesterday. A few good jams came out today but yesterday was a gold rush of creativity. I'll try to record something tomorrow when I sip my energy drank. t.ampless
Bavaria Bernd 2021-06-16 13:09:52 ⋅ 1d No. 115942
>>115935 Luckily that room doesn't get too hot during summer. >>115936 You should buy this amp then, it is the best guitar amp ever made for only +-220€ Also, why am I Bavarian now? @BO
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-16 14:37:32 ⋅ 1d No. 115947
>>115942 Cute amp, but since I'll be traveling after I'm officially done working, I opted to buy a portable option. Pic related. It's stuck in the mail until July 15 and was ordered May 3rd. Thanks aliexpress.
Germany Bernd 2021-06-16 16:36:15 ⋅ 1d No. 115954
>>115934 >r8 my living room neurotypical/10, the kein just keeps piling up. Are you the guy who claims not to have a girlfriend? You should look around in your apartment, she must be there somewhere! >>115935 >rate my 50€ guitar from lidle bad idea/10, if you want to learn buy something usable in a music store or at least let someone with experience check if that thing is more than a guitar-shaped piece of junk t. freelance rater
Bavaria Bernd 2021-06-16 17:55:44 ⋅ 1d No. 115956
So I just sold him 1.8g for 20€, he opened the baggy excited like a little child and did some sniffenings. He didn't believe me that half of that is enough to get 5 people high because nowadays reared cannabis has a lot more THC compared to the 70s so I wonder what he will tell me nexr wednesday about his green times. >>115954 Yes that's me and no she is nowhere ;_;
Germany Bernd 2021-06-16 18:05:10 ⋅ 1d No. 115957
>>115956 Nice, I'm showing as an actual human on the map again.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-06-16 19:29:52 ⋅ 1d No. 115966
>>115956 >I just sold him 1.8g for 20€ This got me wondering, what's the prices on the market generally nowadays? t. never bought weed myself but sometimes added some moneys to group fund
Germany Bernd 2021-06-16 23:16:38 ⋅ 1d No. 116012
>>115966 >t. never bought weed myself but sometimes added some moneys to group fund Actually sames. I can tell you about the prices in Germany if you care: Average is 10€/g. If you order a lot it usually becomes cheaper, like 10g for 90€ etc. In the north it is a bit cheaper than in the south due to all the harbours and NL being close. Weed for 9€/g in Hamburg might cost up to 11€/g in Bavaria. The jew dealer of my city (he is an actual jew with these thin twisted locks) only sells top notch 10/10 weed so he sells it for 12,5€/g if you don't buy a lot and he became rich during corona. He also once took my friend to the villa of one of the bigger druglords in Germany.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-06-17 02:05:20 ⋅ 1d No. 116053
>>115956 Based green fairy. Maybe next time you should being your scale with you and demonstrate the buds weight.