Just acquire friends, do things where you meet and interact with people, get an jobs. Maybe it will come naturally to you. It's always a painful learning curve with lots of cringe, though. Don't be discouraged, though. A few months ago I was thinking I was becoming a full blown incel who was in so much pain and anguish by seeing couples in public, now I'm being called an alpha chad. You can make it, too.

 

One tip I want to teach you is the lip triangle: When you're with a girl and you're thinking about kissing her, look in her eyes, then look at her lips and then look into her eyes again. If she moves away or you have the feeling she doesn't want to be kissed, don't. Otherwise go for it.

 

Not really. I'm still a loser compared to real chads. I'm a chad among bernds. But in the land of the blind the one with one eye is king.

 

awesome tip, thanks, will try someday

Sex is what you're born with. Male, female or hermaphrodite.

Gender has turned into what you feel like, but it really is what you act as and who you fug.

Why? It's a great picture.

uh oh

She is sick at home atm. She said she would have asked for a date if she wasn't sick and declined when I offered to bring her chicken soup.

 

Anyways, she decided to start watching Star Trek and I recommended starting with TNG. She got through Encounter at Farpoint without quitting but said she hasn't really warmed up to Star Trek yet. Do you think she will?

You've got a weird definition of Keins then.

There is at least one Kein posting here as we speak.

define kein

You mean in sexual way?

I tangentially met my bf as a result of /int/. Saw people talking about interpals on /int/, and tried to see if I could find the retards on that site.

 

Although, I'd say I'm a somewhat rare case, as I doubt many women use interpals to shitpost. However, I'm certain that you'll have better luck finding women on any other service besides Tinder. Tinder is the bottom of the barrel, and you'd be hard pressed to find a woman on there that has redeeming qualities. That's fine for a quick fuck, but I doubt that is the long term goal for any of you.

 

Besides, a lot of you guys have redeeming qualities. I'm not telling you not to change--you should always strive to be a better version of yourself--but you shouldn't have to compromise on what that better version is. You won't find that on tinder. You won't find a girl who likes your weird idiosyncrasies, or someone who is happy that you enjoy your hobbies.

 

It's kind of a lottery. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but there is also a big pacific trash island. You've just gotta keep increasing the amount of interactions you have with women in the correct settings. Tinder is the trash island, and you're wasting time by using it when you could be searching in other places. So long as you are in enough social settings, you should eventually find someone who is into you.

 

Modern dating is hell, and I wish you all luck.

If you're merely autistic, you'll eventually find someone you can get laid with on dating apps, the quality of the experience will be low though - it really isn't worth it

 

It might take a few months of use before you get laid as a reasonably attractive Bernd

Bernd frankly needs to get a gook or similar foreigner that doesn't notice the social eccentricities or awkwardness

 

Regardless of whether you find a partner, life at some point becomes about maximizing wellbeing rather than say competing in career or other factors

 

We'd all do well by chilling and worrying more about our health

She remembered it!

This is all the proof I needed, tomorrow is the day.

I'll go on a HUNT!

I would say, the Eagle has landed.

I made >50€ but I'm not sure if I still like this girl.

She was kinda shy and weak as a singer and we made more money after she went home...

 

Maybe I should stop being picky?

Perhaps if we all knew the songs better she could have sung more freely.

Sun is your sign at birth, it’s what your horoscope aligns to

Moon is your hidden side, it’s a facet of your personality that subtly shows

Rising is how you initially come off to people

 

I am a Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon, cancer rising

So initially I come off as cold and that I don’t want you interfering with my routine (like a crab, cancer) but if you get to know me you find out I am very sensitive (Pisces) but I offset that with humor (Sagittarius)

 

It helps having a hippie dippy ex gf

she wrote another lenghty star thingy today

 

I checked If this is from some website that generates these stuff automatically but no, she actually wrote all that text

 

google translate:

Now let's look at your zodiac sign, Bernd.

I want to start with the year cycles because I think this is the most enjoyable part. I'm going to tell you in a few words how the next 9 years will go. As I said, since this system says that we have 9-year cycles, you will also see that we live the same year every 9 years.

 

This year, 2021, was the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons for you, and according to the 9-year cycle, 2012 must have been the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons for you.

2022 will be the year of success and completion, I immediately thought of school, but it will definitely end, I hope this success is for other fields. Think about 2013, what did you accomplish that year?

2023 is the year of reflection, just like 2014. I hope good things happen these deep thoughts.

2024 new beginnings of the year, my favorite innovation is always good :) Think about the new beginnings in 2015 here if you want.

2025 is the year of responsibility, my least favorite year, 2021 was my year of responsibility and, to put it bluntly, my mother cried :D But I taught a lot of senior lessons and overcame many family responsibilities, I continue to do so, so the years of responsibility are good that year. When it is over, many burdens in your life will be lifted from there, at least I hope so. Go back to 2016, was it a year where you had a lot of responsibilities?

we come to my favorite year, 2026 is your year of passion and intensity. Even though the intensity of responsibilities from 2025 continues a little, passion comes into play, so I think it's great :) You can go back to 2017 and say hello to your old passions here.

2027 is the year to test and revolutionize perceptions. Let it be a year with good returns. If you want spoilers, adapt what happened in 2018 to 2027.

2028 is the year of stress and change, it's a bit annoying but sometimes it happens so you focus on the change, not your stress. What did you experience in 2019?

2029 is a beautiful year, your year of family, friends and romance. Let 2020 tell you how it will go, not me.

We have come to 2030, the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons, which is the year of the 9-year cycle. Let's see what you are going through in 2021 and you will live, 2030 will be much more enjoyable.

 

After the year cycles, now it's time to tell you about you. You are 1 person because you were born on the 1st of the month. Your essence is creative and your element is air. I start with your negative traits:

Changeable, loud, aggressive, touchy, intolerant, grumpy, insecure, lazy, depressed, selfish, slurred.

Here are your positive traits:

The leader is volatile, bright, tactful, cheerful, creative, proud, confident, interested, talkative, confident.

 

You are extroverted, sociable and a leader. You have a strong face that inspires respect, and when you enter an environment you draw attention with your pleasant smile. You can impress other people with your mental skills, you arouse respect in other people. You find physical contact important in communicating with people. If someone makes a mistake towards you, you tend to forgive, provided they ask for forgiveness, of course. You are not very open to criticism and you like to be appreciated. You have a light-as-air nature, and when life is going well, you rejoice with pride and enthusiasm. Other people understand this as a self-confident nobility and authority. Your greatest anger towards people occurs when you realize that they are not sincere. Your self-control and self-confidence skills are innate, and they add a lot to you when you use them well. Your communication skills are good, but when your life is not going well, you can push people away because of your attitude. If you try to be nice instead of hostile and not intolerant and assertive, your relationships will run much more smoothly. You will be much happier if you keep your sensitive and humble side in the foreground and stay away from conflicts that you don't like by nature. You have an intellectual side. You are a very reliable and responsible person. You shouldn't let people dump their emotional trash on you to the point of wearing you out. You can be a bit of a control freak :) I'm exaggerating of course, what I'm trying to say is that you like to take control of things. That's why you don't like teamwork unless you're the leader. Sometimes you can be overprotective with the belief that you treat people with compassion, and this can be perceived as pressure. This feeling of compassion can make you an overly generous person. Breakups are hard for you. You don't like to take risks in life. Creating your safe space makes you feel good. Supporting people is good for you. And finally, you are a person who trusts your intuition.

shiiiiet niggur...

It's simple.

He gets to like you but you don't see him in swipes, so you can't match with him normally.

but what if I don't want to see faggots in my liked feed?

That's so intolerant!!

You know I'd be happy with a mommy gf especially if I could play shenanigans on her.

She wasn't that fat but her looks reminded me of Sigrun Engel, the Nazi daughter from Wolfenstein II.

Typical German frau. Good for building a strong family of ubermensch.

idk, but guess men need more glucose.

Sweets are so yummy

I wish I could have been born as a fat Austrian prince and eat all the pastries

GIVE ME FOOD!

I'm sorry to hear that. Too much bread and dry filling?

Way too much sauce.

If I wasn't a pro in Döner eating I would have made myself dirty.

the feel is known

 

its time for a change

Well, in my case it was me smiling and next to me there was a picture of me as a 3 year old hanging on the wall. I understand what you mean and I feel sames - I wouldn't have posted that pic if my smile wasn't so good there.

 

Bernd doesn't really take a lot of selfies, and few come out good, you know? :")

when you're that fat you can barely even go for a sunday walk

Kys pedo scum

 

Go fucking kill yourself pedo

Apply noose, bite a cyanide pill, and go talk to the fish, nonce scum

hmmm that's very throughout, not bad