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United StatesBernd2020-09-01 17:26:49 · 6yNo. 100516reply
I want Kohlchan to die so bad and for bernd to move here. So sick of the nazi pedophile faggot mods and their enablers.
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PolandBernd2020-09-01 23:14:54 · 6yNo. 100597reply
Fuck the haterz!
PolandBernd2020-09-01 23:16:54 · 6yNo. 100598reply
U mad?
AustriaBernd2020-09-01 23:17:55 · 6yNo. 100600reply
In my opinion, this board shouldn't be hostile to pedochan at least openly. Bernd should be able to promote this board there. If you want to organize ways to destroy that board, please do it more discreate. And I also support this board welcoming new bernds and no trying to be hostile. From my point of view we need to get more quantity now and moderation will take care about quality afterwards.
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 23:19:07 · 6yNo. 100601reply
agreed

MoscowBernd2020-09-01 19:53:09 · 6yNo. 100555reply
Why even the most realistic 3D renders of human faces can't fool a human' eye?
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 19:54:34 · 6yNo. 100556reply
they're too ideal, they need some kind of AI post processor imo.
MoscowBernd2020-09-01 20:58:56 · 6yNo. 100582reply
What about the bum? The clothing is almost indistinguishable from reality, but the face gives it all away.
PolandBernd2020-09-01 21:00:47 · 6yNo. 100584reply
In his case its mostly too glossy light, too many studio photos were used in training.
 
It's just details at this point, the only reason woman isn't fooling anyone is the shitty hair rendering, face alone works pretty well.

GermanyBernd2020-09-01 14:17:15 · 6yNo. 100491reply
In German, the glans penis is called acorn, in Icelandic it is called king.
 
What are your onions about these names and what is it called in your language?
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RussiaBernd2020-09-01 20:08:43 · 6yNo. 100572reply
Where the hell are you from :DDDDD
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 20:11:26 · 6yNo. 100574reply
pronunciation
 
originally ans kubanoid, but i lived all across russia.
maybe calling it that is our company local meme, but i always been calling it like that.
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 20:13:59 · 6yNo. 100576reply
I want that mexican grille to touch my shliapa :3
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 20:16:53 · 6yNo. 100577reply

GermanyBernd2020-08-31 01:42:20 · 6yNo. 100405reply
Earlier today I couldn’t post. Does it work now?
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GermanyBernd2020-09-01 14:05:03 · 6yNo. 100487reply
Interesting. I tried once and it didn't work. I got pic rel error message.
Then I went to start page, pressed the three buttons and selected new account. Now it wörks.
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 14:05:54 · 6yNo. 100488reply
Main page still looks different, though.
DeveloperBernd2020-09-01 18:27:02 · 6yNo. 100540reply
hmm this is weird seems like half requests are blocked or dont work.
i need too implement more logging to solve this.
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 20:05:18 · 6yNo. 100566reply
No worries, the problems are still here but at least now I can post without switching my browser :3

RussiaBernd2020-08-29 18:25:46 · 6yNo. 100327reply
Drank two biers and finally got enough concentration to write now
 
Additional information: the biers were too light, should've got a third one but to lazy to go buy again
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FinlandBernd2020-08-31 13:35:04 · 6yNo. 100416reply
3 hours of not-so-intense studying today, I feel woozy doing that after only 5 hours of sleep. That should be enough, as I have never studied 5 days in advance of assignment deadline.
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 02:42:13 · 6yNo. 100476reply
I have insomnia on top of it all.
 
But at least I finished reading "Steppenwolf" this night.
 
Why do people try to find "meanings" and ways to "decipher" these books when their effect is based solely on reader's emotions and memories unsurfaced during reading?
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 03:13:31 · 6yNo. 100477reply
The great 'self finding meme' but they are too ingorant to recognize it and since they think everything revolves around themselves, they will try to apply the truths found in those writing about themselves to the whole world.
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 09:59:46 · 6yNo. 100484reply
Probably this.
Modern book/film criticism is pure parasitism 99% of the time, making meanings up where there's none intended.
I mean maybe they were intended on subconscious level but rarely are those "deep" things made on purpose.

RussiaBernd2020-08-30 01:47:24 · 6yNo. 100365reply
I love BG not only for our small community but also for the fact no one posts news here.
It's a place of peace and rest.
I prefer not to know what's going on in the world because it only makes me sad.
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GermanyBernd2020-08-31 08:42:58 · 6yNo. 100412reply
Good morning, Gott strafe Kohlchan
Er strafe es.
United StatesBernd2020-09-01 03:16:16 · 6yNo. 100478reply
United StatesBernd2020-09-01 03:32:16 · 6yNo. 100479reply
news in modern day is entertainment, and people are innately drawn to negativity
to increase the people consuming their news, the media focuses on the worst of the worst
sometimes ie nearly always when the news isnt terrible enough, they add more spin and even more negativity to it.
end result is a microscope on all the worst things happening around the world at a given point, told through a pessimistic lens.
i can definitely see how this would get to many, but i suppose ive just become numb to it over the years.
and perhaps its an indication of my own declining sanity, but i genuinely enjoy it, and often laugh at it.
its like dadaism come alive.
each day gets progressively more insane, and i wonder how it could be topped.
and then the next day comes, and behold: its even crazier.
 
for those who become demoralized from consuming too much of it, i recommend cold turkey cessation. news, unless its news about your immediate surroundings, generally does not affect the average persons day to day in a terribly a significant way. over time it can, sure, but if staying informed leads to you becoming depressed, then id say ignorance is bliss.
 
but if youre like me, then get the popcorn ready because it looks like were still just getting started
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 09:51:17 · 6yNo. 100483reply
I think "if you post news make sure it's not twitter or some other trash site" should be the general rule of bg etiquette when posting news.

AustriaBernd2020-08-28 17:51:45 · 6yNo. 100221reply
So I was at that so called snack shop where the sell some exotic junkfood which is not normally sold in stores. Got myself nazi chocolate but milk one this time. Also got that vinegar and salt pringles. It is fine but not something I wouldn't survive without. I don't quiet get why anglos like it.
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United StatesBernd2020-08-29 00:15:00 · 6yNo. 100270reply
No idea why they add more shit to potato chips. Salt is fine, the other "flavors" feel too strong for a light snack.
Also those are interesting Cheetos. I don't think I've seen that variety here.
United StatesBernd2020-08-31 20:35:26 · 6yNo. 100456reply
I'm fine with things like vinegar or pepper on chips, but I agree that almost anything else (like sour cream and onion or cheddar) should just be dips. I suppose the company just wanfs to issue a bunch of weird collectible flavors like Ben & Jerry's or Oreo.
United StatesBernd2020-08-31 20:55:40 · 6yNo. 100462reply
yea i never really liked flavored chips tbh
the ones with MSG are fucking atrocious and really all taste kinda the same and make me shit
 
picrel are my current go-to potato chip
fried in peanut oil
uma delicia
United StatesBernd2020-08-31 20:57:22 · 6yNo. 100463reply
the one exception to me hating the highly flavored chips/snacks is hot fries
i fookin luv hot fries

GermanyBernd2020-08-27 00:06:57 · 6yNo. 100076reply
What happens if Biden wins?
Will Drumpft throw some bombs between November and January?
Will Joe make any big changes?
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AustriaBernd2020-08-31 17:35:05 · 6yNo. 100436reply
I do some stonk drades and I have read article about who will win. If we believe markets predict anythink. Then it is more likelly that blumpf wins.
United StatesBernd2020-08-31 20:06:02 · 6yNo. 100448reply
I know that Nate Silver and fivethirtyeight has written a lot about how their polls were actually historically accurate, it's just that this race was so close that even a small margin of error could wrongly predict a result. For instance, if you predict that a candidate will win by 1% but they end up losing by 1% (as was the case with most of these "horribly biased and inaccurate" 2016 polls) then your prediction is still more accurate than predicting that a candidate will win by 10% when they actually win by 5%, because in the former your margin of error is only 2% and in the latter it's a whole 5%. The average person just doesn't understand statistics very well, and people were both placing too much trust in a certain outcome for a very close race and felt either very disappointed or vindicated when tge results were not as predicted. This created a convenient scapegoat of bad pollsters who the left could blame for Trump's victory and the right could blame for his low popularity, even though the pollsters did a fairly good job of accurately showing the closeness of the race.
United StatesBernd2020-08-31 20:35:39 · 6yNo. 100457reply
its not allowed to
civil unrest in the modern day is something of a semi-controlled "let-off valve"
get used to that blue balls feeling imo
United StatesBernd2020-08-31 20:44:24 · 6yNo. 100459reply
mostly agree tbh
that said there were quite a few blatant ones that were so horribly inaccurate that i can only assume that their only purpose was to demoralize and try to keep some drumpf voters home on election night seems to have backfired. not only did it instill a sense of urgency in conservative voters, but it gave many dem voters a sense of complacency. my gf (literal gommie SJW neolib progressive) at the time stayed home because she thought it was a shoe in (and was also feeling "bernt-out" and didnt really dig shillary that much to begin with)

GermanyGAMING THREDABernd2020-08-19 21:36:41 · 6yNo. 99650reply
What does Bernd play right now? Any games on the wishlist?
 
Right now im playing Fallout4 with like 40gb of mods, also Warhammer 2 Total war with the SFO mod.
 
Also waiting for some good mount and blade Bannerlords mods to come out.
 
And Hell let loose, a Multiplayer shooter set in world war 2. The maps are beautiful and the sounds frightening, really brings the horrors of war into bernds bedroom.
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RussiaBernd2020-08-30 22:07:19 · 6yNo. 100393reply
i only play mordhau and dota2 turbo online lately.
TurkeyBernd2020-08-30 22:40:47 · 6yNo. 100397reply
Online games are suffering for me. I don't even know what I want out of a game nowadays. Something unique at least.
United StatesBernd2020-08-31 02:07:37 · 6yNo. 100407reply
Replaying RDR2 and taking it slow to see all the content.
Trying Sekiro and getting my ass kicked.
Tried CK2 since it was free. Had fun with it but got sick of dealing with border gore.
AustraliaBernd2020-08-31 03:14:50 · 6yNo. 100409reply
Sames

RussiaSurveillance camera manBernd2020-08-30 09:33:08 · 6yNo. 100378reply
What's your genreal conclusion on this social experiment?
 
 
To me, it seems to be a very valuable piece of cinematography. This is somewhat relative to Dziga Vertov's "man with a movie camera", though the times have changed and people are not so happy about cameras anymore.
 
Surveillance cameras help solving actual crimes but in the end of the day I think it's them who made people so hostile towards cameras.
 
This and his "in yo face" approach to doing it.
RussiaBernd2020-08-30 16:05:25 · 6yNo. 100385reply
>What's your genreal conclusion on this social experiment?
I wouldn't call annoying people a social experiment, anyway anything modern ("post-modern") like art, music and other creative work is just so low effort i can't take it seriously.
TurkeyBernd2020-08-30 21:45:09 · 6yNo. 100388reply
Hasn't he been dead for years? I don't really buy the 2deep4u social commentary about surveillance cameras but the videos were really entertaining.
RussiaBernd2020-08-30 21:49:35 · 6yNo. 100390reply
No new videos from him nor from his Russian colleague that was posted on original KC. It's been years.
 
Well, makes sense.
AustraliaBernd2020-08-30 23:14:45 · 6yNo. 100399reply
I think he went vagrant.

United Statesraspberry piBernd2020-08-29 13:29:11 · 6yNo. 100299reply
anyone ever used one of these for emulation? looking to build a semi-portable emulation station that i can take with me on the road.
how accurate are they? is latency and/or slowdown a huge issue? id be outputting to a CRT most of the time.
im only really looking to emulate up to about the 16bit era, maybe some arcade games too if it can handle it.
cant imagine that i would need a very expensive one but there sure are a lot of options. makes my head swim just trying to remember which is which.
also, id like to at least be able to play 2 player, and if possible up to 4 player games.
it looks like all the newer ones the "4" models have 4 USB slots, but are a bit more expensive.
but i was wondering if there was any way to cheese this, perhaps with some sort of "USB multitap" or whatever youd call it?
 
and if anyone has ever built one, how hard is it to deal with all those really small wires/chips on the PCB in terms of soldering? im ""okay"" at soldering and have done it a lot with like guitars and stuff like that, but tbh im kinda intimidated to try something as small as those raspberry kits that come totally un-assembled. my hands arent that steady
 
picrel is the one im eyeing up rn
you think this would be adequate?
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RussiaBernd2020-08-29 16:29:08 · 6yNo. 100315reply
there are lots of diy tutorial on making console emulator from pi, i.e. retropie.
also kinda off topic but i recently stumbled upon this thing, its a fucking coin sized linux pc with wifi.
United StatesBernd2020-08-29 16:58:00 · 6yNo. 100323reply
prolly just gonna go for the newer one 4B i guess.
its hard to find anyone who ships the older ones w out ridiculous shipping costs. my buddys got amazog prime, so ill just buy it through him and itll end up being cheaper.
plus the new one has a fan and can be overclocked to ~2Ghz, which while totally unnecessary for what im going to do with mine most of the time, is pretty kewl
didnt realize these things had gotten so powerful tbh
 
the biggest nightmare so far has been trying to find a 3.5mm/rca cable that will work with pi
so many online vendors dont even bother to put the pinout on their cables. its retarded
 
>fucking coin sized linux pc with wifi
thats pretty darn #WOKE ngl
United StatesBernd2020-08-29 21:08:55 · 6yNo. 100349reply
damn
heres this geeky lookin dude with a weird nose that says after overclocking it, it runs dreamcast
i dont really remember too many games from it other than crazy taxi and jet grind radio, but thats honestly really fucking impressive
also psp and playstation
idk what im more impressed with tbh
the madlads making such affordable and powerful little mini computers
or the maniacs making such accurate emulators on said mini computers
RussiaBernd2020-08-30 16:03:00 · 6yNo. 100384reply
how much do they want for latest Pi?

FinlandBernd2020-08-25 13:38:28 · 6yNo. 99920reply
Finally got fed up with the cp, porn and /pol/ on kohl. I should have realized what an utter cesspool it is after having to NSFW all images months ago in my own room in case mom pops in.
 
Does bernd.group welcome occasional funposting late at night? How is the scene in general in der Nacht on here?
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United StatesBernd2020-08-29 19:58:34 · 6yNo. 100337reply
It sucks hard that they’re considered the largest kc refugee site. I wonder if all the pedos are there because of the fact that they’re popular. Just look back to 8/b/ and just how bad THAT got when 8chan exploded.
 
Free speech imageboards are a meme honestly. It’s better to have a few global rules that are straight forward, easy to understand, and are fair and enforced fairly. Most anons from those types of boards though will reee at you when you say this.
GermanyBernd2020-08-29 20:06:24 · 6yNo. 100338reply
Kohlchan is pretty much a big honeypot for all kinds of pedos and extremists at this point.
 
It has nothing to do with the original bernd spirit. Its just a cesspool full of degenerates. It was even in the news a few times in germany.
GermanyBernd2020-08-29 20:08:46 · 6yNo. 100339reply
made a thread about Bernd.group on kohlchan, shithead mod pushed it into /m/
 
God i hate these faggots.
United StatesBernd2020-08-30 02:39:07 · 6yNo. 100366reply
well at least the mods care more about moving threads than the cancer on their /int/...

United StatesBernd2020-08-29 23:27:01 · 6yNo. 100356reply
In the final book of the Mahabharata, the Pandavas are making their ascent to Swarg ka Dwar (heavens door). They are accompanied by a dog on the journey. One by one the brothers begin to die, and in the end it is only Yudhisthira and the dog who make it to Indra’s Chariot.
However, Indra announces that the dog cannot enter heaven, it is lowly and has no value.
Upon hearing this, Yudhisthira refuses and turns away, telling Indra that if the dog, who had not left his side as all his brothers fell around him, was not able to enter heaven, than heavan was no place for him.
Indra is pleased and duly stops Yudhisthira. The dog was actually his dharma, and thus Indra said
“If a man likes dogs He is a good man,
If a dog likes man He is a good man”
And both the dog and Yudhisthira were allowed to enter heaven.
GermanyBernd2020-08-29 23:30:41 · 6yNo. 100363reply

United StatesBernd2020-08-29 15:12:19 · 6yNo. 100306reply
I crave these juicy little sea spidors
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GermanyBernd2020-08-29 19:46:32 · 6yNo. 100331reply
You giddings me?
GermanyBernd2020-08-29 20:13:30 · 6yNo. 100340reply
No, i'm serious. Was der Bauer nicht kennt, frisst er nicht.
GermanyBernd2020-08-29 21:34:34 · 6yNo. 100351reply
you really should try it.
GermanyBernd2020-08-29 21:49:02 · 6yNo. 100352reply
Somehow I'm afraid of it. Most of it looks spooky or slimy.
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