You roast them back ofc xD

"haha, yeah, thanks".

"Can you explain the joke to me?"

If you can't think of a snarky comment, just use your momma, or your sister jokes.

 

use your sister jokes to people who don't have sisters to avoid confrontations

The term 'ladies man' probably doesn't help your case here.

Once you're in a relationship you will definitely need to learn how to communicate and respect boundaries, but in terms of getting a relationships just learning how to be a generally respectful human being is a start. Sounds like you're on the right track if you're wanting to improve and grow yourself.

You don't have to dress well but you have to put yourself together somehow (just pick out things from Uniqlo). You don't have to be physically attractive but it helps if you aren't letting your body go to shit. You don't have to to be the funniest person in the room but you have to have a self of humor.

 

If you just don't know how to talk to girls go on Tinder or OkCupid and talk to girls there, it's not that bad. You'll learn what works and what doesn't. The better relationships I've had I've also been myself and not been a tryhard.

 

This illustration is scientifically inaccurate as members of the genus Apis breathe through spiracles on the sides of their bodies.

Fucking hell. I want to fug her but her boyfriend is unstable and could stabbity stab me, and it goes against my moral code to ruin relationships. And being the head of where I live only jeopardizes any such fraternizing.

Problems were

i hope you're alright bernd. i wish i could spend more time here, but currently real life sucks and i don't have enough energy for most things

 

have a rare gondola i found somewhere on the internets

magical

ok racist

I will never buy a bottle of Pinot Gris ever again knowing that you may have picked some of those grapes.

Maybe you should get off the internet if it offends you that much

I'm in my early 30s and I get it next month

How?

What do you mean? I defend next month and I have all the requirements to graduate, i.e. my presentation and defense is a formality to be completed before I get the degree.

Oops. Ignore this. Wrong thread. At least kc has 2 more posts now.

Isn’t this moonface a nazi symbol?

Some say it is, but not in all circumstances.

I want more of them, op's onion is discarded

Why tho? I don't like every poster here, either. But at least there is nobody who is pure cancer like the dozens on kohl. Here on kc3, everyone contributes at least a little bit to serious discussions.

Did someone hurt you, Bernd?

It says so in the classic KC Spede pasta about the Industrial Output of the Ottoman Empire in WWI

Right when I expected to see the actual quick rundown... :c

sorry Roosiaball, if I had that pasta I would share it

I had such a shit when my old flatmate was in the shower before work. I had the option of interrupting the shower or quietly shitting my pants, being the doormat that I am I chose the latter.

I find the frequency of such shits has increased the older I get

Could be worse

Was that the Iranian with the encyclopedic knowledge of porn?