Never marry a woman. They transform into home terrorist harpies the moment you put a ring on their finger. t. submissive heterofaggot
Saw this post on another imageboard and wanted to get Bernd’s opinion on the veracity of the claim:
“Never marry a Russian woman. They transform into home terrorist harpies the moment you put a ring on their finger. t. Ivan.“
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A Bernd has asked me to create a thread here. I'm still doing polandball christmas cards, and if you'd like one, you can simply send an email to [email protected] and have one sent to you. I've also still got a few of the cards from previous years left over.
If you're sensible about your address, I can send it to a post office near you where you may pick it up. Requires your real name though. Unless you're German, then a password can be used.
Have a noice Christmas time! :3
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Not being able to kys is a great pain
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>Finnish advertisements
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>How did you have sex with them back then?
Dunno, must be attractiveness. I've never loved any one of them, nor approached first. Actually, I was a sever loner. Hard to believe, but I wasn't getting out with other people till 16, and then, after 17 I stopped any interactions with people again for several years.
>So what do you do?
Charisma. And tenderness I guess. Everything you can do using only your language and expressions to summarize.
>You mean they always approached you?
Yep. Haven't approached a single one. Didn't tell anybody I love them as far as I remember or anything like that.
>How/why?
I don't know. I thought it's ordinary. Not all women are shy, and even if they're shy, they still can show interest and just be close to you and seek for your company. Not that hard to do.
>In what situations, were you out with friends?
In different situations. Sometimes when I was alone, for example, one woman asked if she can follow me on our way home after working day. Those from the teenage years were in common company, when I was in uni a girl just came with me to my house, I promised her I will help her studying, didn't know things will turn out the peculiar way. Once a girl told me she loves me on internet forum, she haven't seen me even once, then we had had some ldr, but we met each other several times.
I fell asleep during a webcam lecture.
Thank god the camera was not on. I used to nod off in actual lecture halls in my first year and got a reputation as an oddball for it.
Has Bernd ever?
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Yes lunch time is required by law, when the employer follows the law that is.
>so I dont refret a single nap
Good for you :D
I was confused and embarrassed after waking up in a almost empty lecture hall, people were snickering while walking past me. Grateful the lecturers felt pity and left me in peace.
VOI SAATANA EI TAAS :DDDD
Turns out there are no hypoallergenic furry pets, despite popular claims on the Internet.
So is the only possibility fish or lizards then i you have allergic flatmates?
Birds produce dust and I’m afraid even that would trigger their symptoms.
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Try not to worry about the sound of your voice. Everybody sounds stupid online, and everyone comes to expect people to sound stupid online. Hell, I sound like a 12 year old boy who snorted a line of coke, and its the funniest shit ever.
And yeah, if you feel super uncomfortable you can just log off and go bake a pizza. The good thing is that the more you talk, the less weird it will feel.
I watched all 8 harry potter films this weekends to procrastinate my exam preparation. So the first 3.5 films were more or less good. Later it went more to love stories and other garbage. Beside first films had much more events happening withing stories. The shittiest were deadly hallows which basically looked like lord of the rings but even more boring. They even stole the malicious influence by the evil object from lotr. Overall there are many plot holes.
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