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GermanyIm BackBernd2021-01-25 18:31:43 · 5yNo. 108101reply
Wasnt on Krautchan.rip since i got a job in October. Im sorry Bernd but now im back.
 
Also fuck the Kohlchan.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-01-26 00:04:38 · 5yNo. 108121reply
Welcome back bernd
New ZealandBernd2021-01-26 00:38:33 · 5yNo. 108126reply
I've been wage slaving during the last three months and I've managed to stop smoking by switching to a vape and consume a substantially sickening amount of diarrhea inducing ice cream.
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 01:15:53 · 5yNo. 108129reply
You will never be Dutch, iranshit
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 07:17:18 · 5yNo. 108134reply
>switching to a vape
That's shit not less harmless than cigarettes.

United StatesFinnish cinemaBernd2021-01-23 20:20:59 · 5yNo. 107957reply
Bernd’s opinion on the movies of Finland?
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FinlandBernd2021-01-25 19:55:15 · 5yNo. 108110reply
cringe hostilitycuck
most of his movies are just tv-grade work but he is nevertheless a good director and screenwriter overall
FinlandBernd2021-01-25 22:18:51 · 5yNo. 108115reply
 
When will the Romanian Problem be solved?
AustraliaBernd2021-01-26 00:04:03 · 5yNo. 108120reply
I am trying to remember the title of a comedy film I saw set in Sweden where this man says a funny line about sauna culture.
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 01:16:46 · 5yNo. 108130sagereply
When you kill yourself

GermanyBernd2021-01-24 12:06:25 · 5yNo. 108009reply
Why do I love the idea of hording and collecting stuff so much?
The thought of having my own private library and a big walk in pantry makes me feel all fuzzy inside. Maybe even add a nice music corner, too.
 
Can Bernd relate? What is it that you collect or would like to collect?
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RussiaBernd2021-01-24 21:36:45 · 5yNo. 108049reply
Dump such an gf.
GermanyBernd2021-01-24 21:42:40 · 5yNo. 108051reply
I don't like hoarding and collecting. The thought of an ascetic and minimalist life is much more appealing to me.
RussiaBernd2021-01-25 13:03:11 · 5yNo. 108082reply
Already. I just can't forget her nagging after many years have passed.
Finland🇷🇴Bernd2021-01-25 15:04:14 · 5yNo. 108085reply
That looks nice in a hotel, as a place to live it would be retarded because you'd have nothing to read or do stuff with.

RussiaBernd2021-01-24 22:04:59 · 5yNo. 108054reply
I want REAL opinions on the facesitting experience
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FinlandBernd2021-01-25 06:13:30 · 5yNo. 108072reply
Whiteout on screen
SwedenBernd2021-01-25 08:03:22 · 5yNo. 108073reply
i want to be punched and slapped and spit on and have my faced drenched in rancid pussy juice
RussiaBernd2021-01-25 12:28:23 · 5yNo. 108078reply
How about some pissing action
RussiaBernd2021-01-25 12:49:49 · 5yNo. 108080reply
Can't understand why sitting on the face is something popular and memeable nowadays. People were sitting on the face long before current year and day.
I mean, every gf I've had since the beginning did that thing to me, it's not even questionable.

United StatesBernd2021-01-03 19:35:32 · 6yNo. 105977reply
Today I learned this alcoholic retard blew off two of his fingers with a grenade
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AustriaBernd2021-01-24 00:13:59 · 5yNo. 107996reply
>t. Realizes that I am sounding like the 'real communism hasn't been tried' people
And it is true. Communism was never tried. Soviet Union was socialist dictatorship. Communism is socialist anarchy.
RussiaBernd2021-01-24 09:28:41 · 5yNo. 108006reply
Nah, I though you were talking about real feeling of opportunity by real people living there at the time, but you're talking about something unreal and only possible in someone's mind, 'cause actual real life went in other direction.
Anyway, I was living at those days and all I remember about these obligations was that people were disappointed and didn't really want them. Can't recall anybody who felt opportunity at least before '95-97.
RussiaBernd2021-01-24 21:39:17 · 5yNo. 108050reply
Jesus all those wectern retards taking Putin for a real politican LMOA
AustriaBernd2021-01-24 23:06:53 · 5yNo. 108061reply
He is typical politician.
Also Yeltsin was shit SHIT!

RussiaBernd2021-01-23 23:29:04 · 5yNo. 107987reply
Jomon Japanese men are the hardcorest ones

EcuadorBernd2021-01-23 04:28:29 · 5yNo. 107925reply
Has anybody done one of these?
What were your results?
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DenmarkBernd2021-01-23 17:47:47 · 5yNo. 107949reply
afaik my ancestors are Danish, Norwegian and german
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 18:51:49 · 5yNo. 107951reply
My grandfather allegedly traced our lineage back 300 years, and it was all Finns. Those dumb peasant ethnic Finns bothered by Russian and Swedish overlords.
RussiaBernd2021-01-23 22:43:23 · 5yNo. 107972reply
>and it was all Finns
Wow, the day Finns establish something resembling the third Reich and notion of ausweiße, you'll become a very powerful person.
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 22:58:56 · 5yNo. 107979reply
Sure, when Hitler comes back from the dead. As a visual proof of the inbredness, my family line produces platinum blondes and redheads with potato noses.

FinlandBernd2021-01-23 17:05:23 · 5yNo. 107946reply
Why does Finland have so many parasitic shitskins and niggers? It's like an infestation here. You see them everywhere, it's like rats. They're as numerous or more than the mongolian settlers.
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FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:22:45 · 5yNo. 107961reply
t. projecting parasitic shitskin
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-23 21:32:36 · 5yNo. 107963reply
I begged all day today but not even enough money for a tube of superglue :(
 
-Romanian
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:43:01 · 5yNo. 107964reply
there's a Predator drone looking for you, irangyp
FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:46:25 · 5yNo. 107966reply
All middle easterners and africans in Europe should either be ejected or incinerated.

FinlandBernd2021-01-23 21:44:23 · 5yNo. 107965reply

GermanyGabenBernd2021-01-22 06:52:38 · 5yNo. 107859reply
Valve might release games again.
 
I hope they make a game that lets VR players play with/against non VR players.
That should be the next big thing in my opinion.
 
What are your hopes?
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Finland🇹🇩Bernd2021-01-22 16:14:24 · 5yNo. 107873reply
Well Portal was the first one. They made Portal 2 since then.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-22 16:15:57 · 5yNo. 107874reply
>What are your hopes?
Maybe, maybe not. They made Alyx lately so they could start working on more games. Or that could all be just PR talk so people stay interested in the company
 
 
Also, was Alyx any good?
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 17:43:28 · 5yNo. 107883reply
It was amazing. The fist time I got actual nightmares because of a movie/game.
 
The fucking headcrabs jumping at me make me panic like nothing else. They are so big!
 
But I exclusively use the teleport movement and walk around with my real body as much as possible.
People that use smooth locomotion are less immersed because it feels more like a game.
GermanyBernd2021-01-23 13:05:47 · 5yNo. 107941reply
> What are your hopes?
 
an new steam controller

United StatesArts and craftsBernd2021-01-19 14:03:11 · 5yNo. 107698reply
Any Bernds on here do arts or crafts? Lately I’ve been trying to get better at drawing and I’ve also picked up linocut printmaking. The latter was mainly because I like Dürer’s woodcuts and engravings (and Rembrandt’s etchings/drypoints). There are many problems with my draftsmanship and anatomy but I’m trying to improve. Soon I will order some figure drawing books.
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United StatesBernd2021-01-22 16:24:46 · 5yNo. 107877reply
Thanks Bernd. The map-like quality you mention might be from the techniques I’m using to show lighting (hatching and stippling).
United StatesBernd2021-01-22 16:28:25 · 5yNo. 107879reply
Nice going dude. I've been recently trying to improve my hatching skills, and damn, you're doing really well.
United StatesBernd2021-01-22 21:35:59 · 5yNo. 107905reply
I love this lithograph. Life arising from the depths of obscure matter, 1883. Odilon Redon. Fun fact: Louis Pasteur was a fan of this series, or at least he expressed his approval when he received them in the mail.
 
Thank you Bernd, I’m glad you liked the drawing. In the future I think I will do more studies of engravings (rather than studies from life or photos) in order to improve my hatching skills specifically.
United StatesBernd2021-01-23 06:45:58 · 5yNo. 107929reply
Saint George Standing, 1502. Albrecht Dürer. Love the reflection on his armor

GermanyBernd2021-01-22 17:36:01 · 5yNo. 107881reply
Today I landed on the twitch stream of an old school mate.
Totally by chance a channel I watched hosted him. At first I wasn't sure it was him but his real name is on his home page.
 
But what are the fucking chances. Of the tens of thousands of channels on twitch.
Like a true Bernd I didn't talk to him and left after a while.
 
What would you do? Lurking there would probably just make me depressed.
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RussiaBernd2021-01-22 19:16:35 · 5yNo. 107897reply
Most likely all my schools mates are upper low class people, who achieved nothing special in life, haven't become a charming person or at least gained some other kind of ordinary success. I guess I would have pretended that I'm on the same wave with them if I had met anyone. Would not call them out first if we met in one room tho.
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 19:18:28 · 5yNo. 107898reply
Once I meet a former school friend.
It was cringe as fuck because I asked her at the graduation party, if she want to be my gf.
RussiaBernd2021-01-22 19:30:22 · 5yNo. 107899reply
At least you didn't ask her to marry you.
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 20:55:53 · 5yNo. 107904reply
Natalia will never merry me.

FinlandThis just in!Bernd2021-01-22 18:42:23 · 5yNo. 107892reply
Finland closes it’s borders, basically only Finnish citizens allowed to move freely though not advised.
GermanyBernd2021-01-22 18:52:11 · 5yNo. 107893reply
>only Finnish citizens allowed to move freely though not advised.
 
isnt that always the case though?
RussiaBernd2021-01-22 18:53:46 · 5yNo. 107894reply
What? Again? Recently I've seen Russia allowed flights to Finlan and now that.

United StatesRussian womenBernd2021-01-21 20:49:02 · 5yNo. 107849reply
Saw this post on another imageboard and wanted to get Bernd’s opinion on the veracity of the claim:
 
“Never marry a Russian woman. They transform into home terrorist harpies the moment you put a ring on their finger. t. Ivan.“
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GermanyBernd2021-01-21 21:40:07 · 5yNo. 107852reply
Never marry a woman. They transform into home terrorist harpies the moment you put a ring on their finger. t. submissive heterofaggot
TurkeyBernd2021-01-22 10:39:10 · 5yNo. 107865reply
Is you want a submissive wkmen either grow some balls or convert to islam.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-22 16:18:19 · 5yNo. 107875reply
Depends on which country tbh
 
>Is you want a submissive wkmen either grow some balls or convert to islam.
 
[x] Doubt.jpg
RussiaBernd2021-01-22 18:13:14 · 5yNo. 107889reply
>Depends on which country tbh
Just tell me the name of a country that isn't majority muslims where women don't like that en masse.
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