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FinlandBernd2021-01-26 21:00:42 · 5yNo. 108181reply
How do we get this guy off of pedochan and onto here?
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AustriaBernd2021-01-28 10:44:58 · 5yNo. 108228reply
Anyway, somebody should create investing/tradin thread. Of course if bernd is into stonks.
GermanyBernd2021-01-28 17:20:40 · 5yNo. 108231reply
Here's my investment advice: You should have invested in CRISPR technology in early december, like I did.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-29 00:17:30 · 5yNo. 108253reply
>How do we get this guy off of pedochan and onto here?
 
Invite him over?
GermanyBernd2021-01-29 01:06:38 · 5yNo. 108258sagereply
Ayo trust me goys I'm the shortselling mastur, which is why I am buying stock.

FinlandBernd2021-01-15 12:10:20 · 5yNo. 107316reply
Why don't incels just
>have sex
?
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RussiaBernd2021-01-24 12:50:28 · 5yNo. 108012reply
FinlandBernd2021-01-24 17:39:57 · 5yNo. 108027reply
Have sex.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-29 00:17:52 · 5yNo. 108254reply
>But it's what you want to do, is it not?
 
My benis, my rules. Simple as
FinlandBernd2021-01-29 00:20:29 · 5yNo. 108255reply

United StatesBernd2021-01-28 04:17:44 · 5yNo. 108225reply
my friend moved to a latin american country and is enjoying a lavish lifestyle despite his job description not making much sense (some kind of internet marketing thing). is he dealing drugs?
RussiaBernd2021-01-28 08:21:22 · 5yNo. 108226reply
I can tell an exactnyle an same's story about my friend who moved to Panama, no idea what he's actually doing but he rich and living on the beach
United StatesBernd2021-01-28 23:44:56 · 5yNo. 108250reply
I’d be more willing to accept this sort of story if the person in question had a skillset for remote work, like web development or drawing furry porn. But my friend has no coding experience to my knowledge and I don’t think he knows anything about copywriting either. So how is he supporting his oligarch lifestyle? Such cases

FinlandBernd2021-01-27 03:20:35 · 5yNo. 108200reply
 
God is with us!
Understand this, O nations, and submit yourselves for God is with us.
Hear this, even to the farthest bounds of the earth, for God is with us.
Submit yourselves, O mighty ones, for God is with us.
If you rise up again in your might, you will be overthrown, for God is with us.
The Lord shall destroy all who take counsel together , for God is with us.
And the word which you speak shall not abide with you, for God is with us.
For we do not fear your terror, and we are not troubled, for God is with us.
But we will ascribe holiness to the Lord our God, and Him will we hold in awesome fear, for God is with us.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-28 19:38:34 · 5yNo. 108234sagereply
Ban Bogdan.
FinlandBernd2021-01-28 19:50:07 · 5yNo. 108238reply
Keep seething, gypsy.
GermanyBernd2021-01-28 23:01:03 · 5yNo. 108242sagereply
Look who's talking.
FinlandBernd2021-01-28 23:34:08 · 5yNo. 108249reply

RussiaBernd2021-01-26 20:42:47 · 5yNo. 108179reply
>news say a comet goes to hit earth in two days
>humankind won't survive, the world goes to its bitter end
 
How would you spend last two days in the life of humanity, Bernd?
Would like to spend them with the beloved ones or alone?
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FinlandBernd2021-01-27 17:23:11 · 5yNo. 108208reply
I would finally fucking do something with my life and help the scientists with one last message to ayylmaos.
 
No seriously, due to corona I have played with the thought of this being my last week or so of life left. I have prepared for the worst and all my current belongings are packed and the excess/unsellable has been rid off. Currently under works is returning all the favors and borrowed things to family members. My end will be neat and tidy.
RussiaBernd2021-01-27 18:04:33 · 5yNo. 108210reply
>I have prepared for the worst and all my current belongings are packed and the excess/unsellable has been rid off
What did you expect? A fucking apocalypse? :D That you'll need to leave the country or what?
RussiaBernd2021-01-27 22:02:22 · 5yNo. 108217reply
FinlandBernd2021-01-28 14:29:49 · 5yNo. 108229reply
My death actually, still do.

RussiaBernd2021-01-25 16:15:37 · 5yNo. 108090reply
I'm looking for a portal to the USSR whenever I'm drunk.
I never find it.
But I know it exists.
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FinlandBernd2021-01-25 22:19:11 · 5yNo. 108116reply
 
USSR is dead.
AustraliaBernd2021-01-25 23:59:48 · 5yNo. 108119reply
I suppose you could travel to Transnistria. That place seems to be totally trapped in time from what I have heard.
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 10:26:29 · 5yNo. 108138reply
Nah, just another hellspawn of yeltsinism-putinism like occupied Ukrainian territories.
A portal to the USSR pretty much qualifies.
AustraliaBernd2021-01-28 02:05:20 · 5yNo. 108224reply
I've also been looking at tours of North Korea. The itineraries look pretty wild. Get to go to a glorious fertiliser factory and eat at number 4 restaurant.

New ZealandBernd2021-01-26 00:35:38 · 5yNo. 108125reply
Norf norf island nz has been blessed with a new community covid case after a woman exited managed government isolation testing negative but testing positive on the outside.
Nanny states can't do anything right, as this is the second or third time this has occurred.
GermanyBernd2021-01-27 20:51:48 · 5yNo. 108212reply
very interesting

GermanyBernd2021-01-03 15:17:05 · 6yNo. 105965reply
Does Bernd do a kind of martial art? Or did in the past?
 
If you do a typical self defense style there should even be a few women there.
Getting to throw them or being thrown sounds nice.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-05 22:24:41 · 6yNo. 106062reply
In Germany, Boxing, Kickboxing and MMA is mostly done by bydlo. BJJ could go either way. Other martial arts are a 50/50 of being a mcdojo for children and other noobs or more high iq fit people.
GermanyBernd2021-01-06 16:21:00 · 6yNo. 106079reply
In some places there are boxing clubs associated with the local police department. If you go boxing there the chance of encountering turbo bydlo are a bit lower. Maybe check in your own city too.
ArgentinaBernd2021-01-11 00:23:01 · 5yNo. 106680reply
Currently I practice Lin Kuei, the original kung fu of the Chinese "ninja". From which all the other branches of kung fu derive.
BrazilBernd2021-01-27 05:42:43 · 5yNo. 108201reply
Only BJJ.


GermanyBernd2021-01-26 18:15:16 · 5yNo. 108169reply
Today someone called me who claimed to be from my health insurance.
It was from a mobile number and the number doesn't return any google results.
 
He was suspiciously nice and was looking for feedback about my experience with their service.
He was saying strange things like they want to have a more personal relationship with their customers. More "human" or something like that.
I was expecting a scam but he didn't ask for any facts about me.
But he said they would like to call more often in the future. Like 1-2 times a year.
 
He knew that I was insured with them since my 25. birthday, but that could be a guess, since students over 25 aren't covered by their parents health insurance anymore.
 
Very strange
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GermanyBernd2021-01-26 18:21:35 · 5yNo. 108171reply
No, they never called before. Could be a Corona idea by the insurance company or a strange long term scam and they want to gain my trust.
NetherlandsBernd2021-01-26 19:58:29 · 5yNo. 108175reply
He's WFH (working from home) and forgot to hide his phone number.
 
t. knower
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 20:24:05 · 5yNo. 108176reply
That feel when only insurance workers do want to call your more often. And Mommy.
AustraliaBernd2021-01-26 21:17:11 · 5yNo. 108184reply
I think it should be pretty easy to verify if the company actually has this policy. Shoot them a quick email.

FinlandThis might be weird but...Bernd2021-01-26 12:26:01 · 5yNo. 108140reply
Do you see elaborate unrelated to the real world pictures when you close your eyes?
 
I used to get these as a kid in the classroom all the time, later in life at uni lectures too. Usually they come when trying to concentrate on something. Fortunately they are just weird and not disturbing. I wish I had the skills to paint or 3D model all of them, they are so detailed and imaginative, out of this world.
 
Do you see them too, Bernd?
 
And no, I never tried drugs or alcohol. From googling around these hallucinations seem typical for someone on LSD.
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RussiaBernd2021-01-26 13:55:16 · 5yNo. 108152reply
> think Rene Magritte
No, I don't see shit like that. It's fucking daydreaming.
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 16:32:36 · 5yNo. 108162reply
What do you see?
FinlandBernd2021-01-26 16:44:57 · 5yNo. 108163sagereply
your mom's cunt
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 17:33:18 · 5yNo. 108166reply
His >>108163 mother vagina. Everything I want to imagine

FinlandBernd2021-01-26 11:34:50 · 5yNo. 108139reply
So, when will the Christmas cap come off?
TurkeyBernd2021-01-26 16:12:34 · 5yNo. 108160reply
In February, is it wrong?
RussiaBernd2021-01-26 16:23:16 · 5yNo. 108161reply
Can we have another cap instead? A Bernd cap maybe?

GermanyBernd2021-01-24 22:43:18 · 5yNo. 108059reply
Yesterday and today I walked so much that my feet started bleeding.
r8
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GermanyBernd2021-01-25 00:33:53 · 5yNo. 108064reply
I hadn’t walked this much for a long time but I felt like walking and just did it.
GermanyBernd2021-01-25 11:59:15 · 5yNo. 108077reply
New ZealandBernd2021-01-26 00:46:14 · 5yNo. 108128reply
I walk barefoot. Problens weren't
GermanyBernd2021-01-26 12:36:18 · 5yNo. 108143reply
I have flat feet and need to have shoes with inlays in order not to fuck up my knees.

GermanyBernd2021-01-23 00:32:45 · 5yNo. 107908reply
Guees the country.
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GermanyBernd2021-01-25 03:47:50 · 5yNo. 108068reply
Easy one. Its the Fugglands, in the Fuggman Archipelago.
GermanyBernd2021-01-25 11:40:58 · 5yNo. 108076reply
nope
I'm not sure what do you mean.
KansasBernd2021-01-26 03:30:54 · 5yNo. 108132reply
Finland
GermanyBernd2021-01-26 10:23:22 · 5yNo. 108137reply
Nope.
 
Also its not a Island.
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