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New ZealandBernd2021-04-22 16:10:45 · 5yNo. 113779reply
I'm in the midst of buying a guitar except I'm confronted with a crossroads of banking charges. Either I opt with paypal, and paying $60 extra or go with an unknown charge from my bank.
Such a gamble but I think my bank will be cheaper and offer me a better conversion ratio than paypal.
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New ZealandBernd2021-04-23 02:24:24 · 5yNo. 113787reply
Its roughly $360 euros. And yes I can play guitar and have been on and off for the last six years.
AustraliaBernd2021-04-23 07:14:29 · 5yNo. 113790reply
Is this cause your bank account isn't in NZD?
If you're getting it shipped in from other country, I don't know why you would bother for a $600 dollar guitar if you're so concerned about cost efficiency?
New ZealandBernd2021-04-23 08:01:56 · 5yNo. 113791reply
My bank is in nzd, though, if I purchased with paypals lower exchange rate, I'd pay
60 dollarydooss more, and if I bought the same guitar (without the gigbag that's included in the overseas sale) in NZ, it'd cost me $999.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-23 14:01:30 · 5yNo. 113796sagereply
And then the company notified me they're out of stock of the guitar until the 29th, and charging me 120 euros instead of 60 euros because of the parcel's dimensions.
Not much of an issue even if the price just shot up a hundred dollars nzd but since I might be working illegally next week, due to immigration stalling on my visa extension, I'm not sure if I should keep my job and get taxed 50% or just flee elsewhere for a good vacation in a commune.
Such cases.

GermanyBernd2021-04-03 17:31:40 · 5yNo. 113226reply
Pimp my ride! I pimp my Scooterino. At first i removed the old foil, then i glued a crack on the right panel also a cracked off piece on the front , this will hold for ever. Tomorrow i will try wrapping with the new foil. Please subscribe.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-20 12:37:34 · 5yNo. 113742reply
It's called a house-shoe, sweaty.
GermanyBernd2021-04-20 19:18:56 · 5yNo. 113753reply
Only people 35+ y/o with a level of faggotness of at LEAST 10-20% actually wear those for most of their time when they are home.
 
And the sheer amount of these people is scary.
 
Also, wtf Bernd, my Father used to have the exact same haus-shoe'es, I just had a deja vu from the early 2000s.
GermanyBernd2021-04-20 22:06:13 · 5yNo. 113757reply
Based Boomer
FinlandBernd2021-04-22 06:31:34 · 5yNo. 113773reply
KC is a boomer board

NetherlandsBernd2021-04-03 13:50:07 · 5yNo. 113215reply
Now that the dust has settled, how do we destroy the EU faster? This shithole is like soviet union in the 80s for way too long...time for us to finally have our Putinlike overloads and get on with our lives...
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GermanyBernd2021-04-04 21:23:47 · 5yNo. 113301reply
Trading among EU countries is easier than ever.
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-07 13:04:44 · 5yNo. 113369reply
 
Whoa. Really whoa. And as if the whole world isnt trading with each other like never before...
 
But in any case...Here have some more of this useless elite construction that noone takes seriously except you. Not that this is anything serious tbh, but really shows you how this wannabe empire always barks, never bites and of course is useless in everything.
 
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/07/ursula-von-der-leyen-snubbed-in-chair-gaffe-at-eu-erdogan-talks
GermanyBernd2021-04-09 03:11:33 · 5yNo. 113416reply
I'm not saying there isn't something seriously wrong with the EU and VdL and that Michel guy are huge retards and should resign.
 
However, the EU has benefits to Europeans. But it is mostly boring stuff like a few percentages trading efficiency here, harmonized market leading to a few euros higher average wage there and so on.
 
But my vision for the future is a stronger and better EU that has Europe becoming a superpower like the USSR or America instead of us going back to tiny nation states and being ruled by Americans, Russians or Chinese.
United StatesBernd2021-04-22 01:15:37 · 5yNo. 113772reply
Nice photo Bernd. Are you a birdwatcher?

FinlandBernd2021-04-11 11:16:06 · 5yNo. 113481reply
Bost screenshots saved from old KC
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KansasBernd2021-04-20 02:54:50 · 5yNo. 113734reply
Because I suffer on the KANSAS
FinlandBernd2021-04-20 06:21:24 · 5yNo. 113735reply
Where would you like to suffer then?
KansasBernd2021-04-21 01:12:13 · 5yNo. 113759reply
After having traveled a lot, place doesn't define me, suffering is everywhere. I would like to visit Turku (and suffer there) after this
RussiaBernd2021-04-21 08:09:05 · 5yNo. 113761reply
Hell, this one was pretty damn extreme. The sort of adventure you won't wish upon your worst enemy.

PolandBBC thredaBernd2021-04-09 13:29:42 · 5yNo. 113428reply
BBC
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GermanyBernd2021-04-13 10:58:37 · 5yNo. 113547reply
>even KC
Well, you're talking about a place where the mere thought of interracial sexual relations sends 99% of posters into a racist incel rage and mods unironically think you are a Jewish operative attempting to brainwash them. On here, where most people aren't crazy, it's just seen as a lazy shitpost, I guess.
United StatesBernd2021-04-13 12:34:13 · 5yNo. 113554reply
t.urk
GermanyBernd2021-04-13 13:23:02 · 5yNo. 113555reply
this
 
i silently thanked the mod who marked the pic as a spoiler and didn't give a second fuck
GermanyBernd2021-04-20 00:01:48 · 5yNo. 113732reply

AustraliaBernd2021-04-19 23:56:46 · 5yNo. 113731reply
Здравствуйте, девочки! Здравствуйте, мальчики!

SpainPornSpain threadBernd2021-04-12 01:16:43 · 5yNo. 113494reply
Hello frens.
 
Im the former amateur/semi-professional actor from Spain. My threads obtained considerable attention around 2015-2016, and Bernds gave me a lot of useful advice and feedback.
 
Im very happy to see Krautchan is back.
 
I love you guys.
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SwedenBernd2021-04-19 10:19:58 · 5yNo. 113721reply
Wow, what a gigantic faggot.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-19 12:50:35 · 5yNo. 113722reply
Let us know what you think after you watch his porn.
FinlandBernd2021-04-19 12:52:15 · 5yNo. 113723reply
 
He is only 20-30% homosexual.
GermanyokBernd2021-04-19 14:14:58 · 5yNo. 113724reply
Wow, what a gigantic faggot.

NetherlandsLibya: The Geopolitics of a Protracted ConflictBernd2021-04-19 00:15:23 · 5yNo. 113715reply
 
11 minutes in I believe I will be more educated after watching this.
AustraliaBernd2021-04-19 07:50:19 · 5yNo. 113720reply
tldr?

FinlandBernd2021-04-14 22:53:58 · 5yNo. 113595reply
I don't wear socks 99,99% of the time anymore.
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New ZealandBernd2021-04-18 14:15:49 · 5yNo. 113709reply
If it happens it happens
FinlandBernd2021-04-18 19:02:18 · 5yNo. 113712reply
how can you not be horrified of the concept of cpntracting parasites
FinlandBernd2021-04-18 21:22:37 · 5yNo. 113713reply
 
I didn't even know of such parasite, but after googling this... Disgusting! Is this a common problem in warmer areas?
 
 
Very nonchalant attitude towards disgusting parasites, do you think the same about other parasites like tapeworms?
New ZealandBernd2021-04-19 02:03:54 · 5yNo. 113718reply
Hookworms aren't so malignant as tapeworms or other sorts.
I'm alright with it. I'm fairly easy going and wouldn't mind the company.

GermanyBernd2021-03-26 17:38:40 · 5yNo. 112731reply
Built ans strawberrypipe.
 
Curious if it will work.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-17 18:42:19 · 5yNo. 113684reply
Yeah but i can't remember how strong. My grandfather had Tobacco plants on his dacha.
>soyboy
You what mate?!
GermanyBernd2021-04-17 23:10:51 · 5yNo. 113693reply
I would unironically buy this jacket
GermanyBernd2021-04-17 23:23:04 · 5yNo. 113694reply
They are not for sell, you have to earn one.
United StatesBernd2021-04-18 00:05:12 · 5yNo. 113697reply
I was just giddings your a good guy

NetherlandsBernd2021-04-14 22:58:03 · 5yNo. 113596reply
Whats the lockdown law in Germany right now? I am coming for those blonds tomorrow...
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KansasBernd2021-04-15 13:14:41 · 5yNo. 113622reply
they work fur jews like the rest of the authority
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-16 16:37:34 · 5yNo. 113657reply
Okay, back from NRW. As expected German cities were very sauber in contrast to filthy dutch ones
GermanyBernd2021-04-16 20:28:55 · 5yNo. 113660reply
>blonds
So you're into men?
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-17 13:36:10 · 5yNo. 113675reply
Nah

New ZealandBernd2021-04-14 08:15:34 · 5yNo. 113577reply
I walked 5km back from the supermarket with a 10kg sack of botatoes on my shoulders.
Fugging eggs went up a dollar and cost 6.75 for a 20 pack of mixed grade eggs.
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DenmarkBernd2021-04-15 15:25:33 · 5yNo. 113630reply
What's so bad about Canada compared to NZ?
Culturally they seem same, both are anglo.
 
The only real difference is the weather, no?
New ZealandBernd2021-04-15 16:11:28 · 5yNo. 113633reply
I'm hesitant to return because of the incompetence arising from containing the pandemic but also the vicious stranglehold of authoritarian measures recently suggested to limit provincial travel. I'm not okay paying 5k to remain in a quarantine centre and there's no chance of me getting a stable job without traveling to my usual seasonal route vis hitchhiking.
All of these small issues become a struggle when I can simply bypass this mess and go somewhere warmer and cheaper. I'm also fearful of the current state of the Canadian economy. My last remaining CAD I own is always on my person, meaning I can't exchange it without immigration or the nz tax agency potentially taxing me.
BrazilBernd2021-04-16 09:16:50 · 5yNo. 113650reply
Holy shit, kill yourself. In one year here:
>Bovine meat prices increased 50%.
>Gas prices increased 20%.
>Rice prices increased 80%.
 
The only affordable things here are prostitution and paraguayan cigars. This country is over.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-16 11:14:03 · 5yNo. 113653reply
No need to be upset, monkey. Only dreams of death and tranquility can save your dump of a country.

Kansas2 cousinsBernd2021-04-09 17:29:25 · 5yNo. 113443reply
Kansans and Germans, brothers across seas
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KansasBernd2021-04-14 02:30:01 · 5yNo. 113567reply
Another Kansan? Too many.
 
t. Overland Park bernd
KansasBernd2021-04-15 13:10:23 · 5yNo. 113620reply
holy shit howdy brother
GermanyBernd2021-04-15 13:52:44 · 5yNo. 113628reply
Kansas sounds like cancer, lol.
KansasBernd2021-04-16 02:28:23 · 5yNo. 113646reply
Where do hail from?

New ZealandBernd2021-04-12 13:10:32 · 5yNo. 113517reply
I'm not even giddings when I think about converting to Islam solely for a career and the benefits of a community.
 
Pros: Stable well paying job slaughtering cows and possible sponsorship allowing me to stay longer in the NZ.
Community networking.
Possible marriage with some butiful Alisha.
 
Cons: Islam.
Cannot be seen eating pork around others.
Must create an illusory image of being a good muslim.
Bepis cutting.
Praying is very submissive.
Ramadan.
 
What else should I consider?
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GermanyBernd2021-04-15 09:59:55 · 5yNo. 113609reply
Do you really have to convert in order to get into this social circle? In Germany there are, I'm not sure how to translate it best, culture clubs in most towns. Usually Turkish ones that organise barbecues and stuff like that. I'm sure they wouldn't be opposed to someone interested in their culture coming in.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-15 13:06:08 · 5yNo. 113616reply
I'm pretty keen to abuse religious prestige to get a stable very well paying job and to remain in the nz a bit longer until this pandemic blows over so I can travel to a cheap turd world and relax, play music and maybe do some opium. So yes, I'd need to convert to get these privileges.
FinlandBernd2021-04-15 16:37:48 · 5yNo. 113635reply
 
Do not fall victim to Satans whispers. Do not follow false prophets. Jesus loves you more than you know, son.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-16 01:39:16 · 5yNo. 113644reply
Fug off Jesus. You can't guarantee me anything except a headache.
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