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New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 15:52:54 · 5yNo. 114672reply
One of my coworkers came into work cranked out on meth. How did I know, you ask? Well he couldn't stop talking and jerking his jaw around, gaping his mouth at times and saying any stupidity that came to his mind. I asked my other bydlo workmate what's he on and she said he's tweaking.
I kept an eye on him as I normally do with everyone to ensure nothing serious happens, and saw the dear oaf stumble with several empty buckets in his hands on the last two steps of a six step stairway.
I don't think my boss was positive he was tweaking but we all know he uses and luckily passed the last drug test. What's worse is that his entire family uses, including his sister who's been absent the last four days, supposedly turning tricks in another town by his admission.
Additional information: The sister of our hero is very large and has attempted to extract fuggenings from me.
Additional informations: My Tongan supervisor skipped work today and may be demoted for absenteeism, meaning I may get a promotion and forklift training.
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New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 17:09:32 · 5yNo. 114687reply
Feels good. After a month and a half of patiently killing his reputation, he's gone and shot himself in the foot after being warned not to skip work again.
Do not want. I grew disgusted after my bydlo female coworker vouched her whoring. The whore is a 1/10 and would steal the forklift within an minutes.
GermanyBernd2021-05-17 17:24:11 · 5yNo. 114689reply
New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 17:41:59 · 5yNo. 114691reply
This would be an accurate representation of me on a forklift.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-18 13:53:03 · 5yNo. 114708reply
My Tongan supervisor was absent from work yet again, and word from my boss was he's claiming he's been injured and too crook to work anymore. His obese wife was driven into work after being warned she would be fired if she took another day off.
The meth head is a predicament that only grows with time. My female bydlo coworker, was staying with him because her flatmate stole her apartment and kicked her out, so she stayed at the meth heads mum's house. And yes the entire family uses, smokes ciggies indoors, blahblahblah, this isn't so interesting as much as I find it amusing a grown man still lives at home with mummy, but the female bydlo informed me the meth head has been charged with raping a 14 year old girl before and is wanted by two gangs over failure to pay for meth denbts. The price on his head made me think a bit, but then if I can believe this chatterbox bydlette, I'm not sure as she's a character too and has family involved with gangs. I met her ex-boyfriend as well and he's a rough around the edges kinda cunt. Problems were tonight as she kept on looking at me and smiling too much and insisted to give me a ride back home. In the car, she talked about having a home cooked meal waiting for her in the oven at her friend's place and then somehow veered into a topic about cooking meals and keeping a clean home if she had someone working the night shift. Women are silly creatures and this one cannot be fixed without dealing with her child, a very paranoid jealous ex boyfriend (from her own words) and bydlo family.
I only wanted a job to keep me busy and let time fly until my visa extension was renewed, not this heap of drama.

GermanyImportant QuestionBernd2021-05-17 14:17:25 · 5yNo. 114660reply
Found two old wisdom teeth of me when cleaning my room for the first time this year. I wasn't here because of home office.
 
Should I open it and smell?
SloveniaBernd2021-05-17 14:18:07 · 5yNo. 114661reply
Why did you have your wisdom teeth removed, bernd?
Are you a jawlet?
GermanyBernd2021-05-17 14:30:59 · 5yNo. 114665reply
One of my bottom teeth started to move back because there wasn't enough space.
I'm an idiot for ignoring this one entire year and now it looks a little retarded but at least it does not get any worse.
 
The top of my jaw is fine, luckily. The surgery wasn't as painful as people described it but I still wouldn't want to do that ever again.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 15:10:19 · 5yNo. 114666reply
My bottom incisors have also shifted, but it is largely based on my bruxism.
SloveniaBernd2021-05-17 19:22:05 · 5yNo. 114700reply
Oh fug I was missing one bottom incisor when I was borned and dentist decided he should pull all of them out at once so the permanent teeth will grow at the same time and straighter. Had to wear a jaw expander for a while but now my teeth are great (well wisdom teeth are a little crooked but don't make any problems).

NetherlandsWhat Is Wrong With Globalization? | Economics for People with HaBernd2021-05-16 22:49:27 · 5yNo. 114631reply
 
If anyone actually wants to understand economics, this channel is like top. I think it has something to do with the university of Cambridge and Its Soros funded.
 
Very diverse in themes and like hundreds of different eggsperts...
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United StatesBernd2021-05-17 00:32:04 · 5yNo. 114636reply
I studied economics and that shit boring af nigga 😂
MongoliaBernd2021-05-17 02:10:42 · 5yNo. 114637reply
I am gonna have to agree with you, but more politely disagree with them
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-17 16:03:23 · 5yNo. 114676reply
Give me something not boring
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-17 16:54:36 · 5yNo. 114685reply
this for example only in the first 8 mins that I have watched its beyond interesting. I mean if you think about it, growth hormone in milk that is allowed in USA and not in EU probably has significant economic effect and nice that it was?

NetherlandsBernd2021-05-08 20:35:12 · 5yNo. 114250reply
Onions on following scenario:
 
Some schizo gets govid. Spits as much as he can in bottles. Freeze bottles. Maybe temperature might need to be lower than typical refrigerators. Years pass by, govid has left the building and immmunity has also left the building. Schizo contaminates himself and starts another round of pandemic.
 
Now, I already think that it is pretty much over and govid is not going to leave but will dissipate in power. My schizo theory seems to confirm that covid is here to stay.
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FinlandBernd2021-05-16 22:34:38 · 5yNo. 114630reply
 
I think the article in this case is more reliable than your feelings
SloveniaBernd2021-05-16 23:14:12 · 5yNo. 114632reply
I think dumbass journalists who have no idea what they're writing about are less reliable than my informed opinion.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-17 00:00:03 · 5yNo. 114633reply
It really shows what a dumbass you are since you only read the title of the article you posted and not the actual article.
GermanyBernd2021-05-17 00:04:25 · 5yNo. 114634reply
I don't drink at all.

United StatesBo make me a fugging mod alreadyBernd2021-05-16 00:03:17 · 5yNo. 114602reply
So I can ban the Slovenian faggot
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GermanyBernd2021-05-16 11:18:45 · 5yNo. 114610reply
GermanyBernd2021-05-16 12:45:54 · 5yNo. 114612reply
We don't need nazimods.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-16 12:58:15 · 5yNo. 114613reply
Mods, ban the Op because he wanted to banana another person.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-16 14:40:05 · 5yNo. 114618reply
Some old post on /map/

United StatesBernd2021-05-15 13:02:44 · 5yNo. 114559reply
A young zika Mosquito went out flying for the first time in its life. The father asked, "How does it feel?;" The mosquito replied; "It was Great! Everyone was clapping for me. The father then replied, "They weren't clapping for you, you idiot, they wanted to kill you. the more they clapped, the greater the chance you had to die.
 
 
Lesson:
 
In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well-wishers
MongoliaBernd2021-05-15 13:28:06 · 5yNo. 114560reply
Look on the bright side, the mosquito is still alive to know
GermanyBernd2021-05-15 19:20:45 · 5yNo. 114585sagereply
Why do you need this lesson for life if nobody ever celebrated you?

GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:11:03 · 5yNo. 114494reply
I'm a semi-bernd. I'm not really a keinbernd, but I have managed to get laid before and I haven't given up on life. My last phase of being on dating apps was not very succesful. I managed to get one date per week for a couple of months, but they didn't lead anywhere and then my matches dried up again. Since there aren't any good alternatives atm to get laid or gf, I will go back to dating apps. But I want to prepare the best way I can and if there is interest I will keep you updated. If not I'll stop posting about it. Anyway, so here is phase 1):
 
- Getting good photos -
 
There are a bunch of photos I have used on dating apps and I noticed vastly different success rates depending on which pictures I used. (Text descriptions were also different but I'm not sure how much they mattered.) For example a picture shot by a professional photographer seemingly doubled my matched, a picture with a cute dog quadrupled my matches.
 
Photos are the single most important factor for getting matches and the first important step. There are a bunch of guidelines on how to take good pictures and even empirical data about what kind of pictures lead to matches (I will elaborate in an upcoming post). But for now I want to recommend photofeeler.com as a way to test the attractiveness of the pictures you already have. I will test all pictures I have and take new ones and test them, until I have 3-4 pictures that are rated above average in attractiveness.
 
In the next step I will research which kind of picture is best for online dating, how to take such pictures and maybe go a bit into editing photos. (By that I mean cropping, adjusting lighting etc, not changing the face or things like that.)
 
Any thoughts so far?
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GermanyBernd2021-05-14 21:40:05 · 5yNo. 114500reply
Pictures never portray you 100% realistically, anyway. And if you have 3-4 different pictures, I think someone will still get a somewhat realistic view of what you look like without catfishing.
 
I'm also trying to improove the way I look irl, though. I have started doing a skincare routine, which also just makes me feel nicer. And having a fresh haircut and trimmed beard vastly improoves my looks.
United StatesBernd2021-05-14 23:45:17 · 5yNo. 114501sagereply
GermanyBernd2021-05-15 01:01:46 · 5yNo. 114506reply
So you really want to be reduced to your looks and be chosen only by them?
 
This alone is a reason why I never even downloaded a single dating app.
I'm not a product in a supermarket that people choose based on its package and price tag, and I also don't want to find my love that way.
 
I can not imagine that long lasting and happy relationships are born on these apps, at least not many.
GermanyBernd2021-05-15 07:37:27 · 5yNo. 114516reply
Nah, but looks are always the first step and being attractive has benefits outside the dating world, too. With photofeeler and skills around taking and editing pictures, I will be able to make more professional pictures of myself for business purposes and find ways to improve my looks irl. Attractive people get more promotions, earn more, etc.
 
I also want to improve my personality, but that will be a more difficult project. And in the world of online dating, looks come first and then personality, which is what texting and dates are for.
 
However, I agree that dating apps are inefficient and overall not a very good investment of time. But in the present situation I don't see any other way to make meaningful connections with women. And in the past I have managed to get a very nice fwb for a while and got a friend from using tinder.
 
Once the opportunity for more real life interactions arises, I will go there, too.

GermanyBernd2021-05-11 18:41:45 · 5yNo. 114365reply
Germany's next chancellor. Rate!
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TurkeyBernd2021-05-14 11:43:55 · 5yNo. 114483reply
Well at least by the looks of Merkel you could tell she wasted her life on politics, this one looks like baltics tier generic puppet to me.
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:32:37 · 5yNo. 114496reply
Seems cringe but all German politicians seem cringe tbh
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:57:47 · 5yNo. 114498reply
German newspaper Bild said Putin is against her so I'm.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-15 04:31:09 · 5yNo. 114512reply
based

Saint PetersburgBernd2021-05-13 21:18:25 · 5yNo. 114458reply
So, is this shithole still a circlejerk of 4 people with mod banning everything he doesn't like personally?
I've left the place time ago, how things are going here?
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RussiaBernd2021-05-14 19:26:17 · 5yNo. 114490reply
He's not banned so BO doesn't care much about the future of dis place
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 19:29:57 · 5yNo. 114491sagereply
Oh, boo-hoo.
All you contributed to this board in the last 3 months is crying for the ban of Slovenia.
 
How is it possible to get so butthurt about a single poster that doesn't even spam/shitpost?
Are you хорошо in heada, vladislav?
RussiaBernd2021-05-14 19:31:59 · 5yNo. 114492reply
What I contributed to this board is the fact that you're all here lmoa
No disrespect to BO though, just cannot agree with his decision.
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:34:52 · 5yNo. 114497reply
So you were the russian who advertised this board around september 2019? Because that's the time I learned about this place.
I thought that was the BO.

SloveniaBernd2021-05-12 20:13:02 · 5yNo. 114407reply
I want to go on /war/ and make a threda about palestine-israel shitshow but I haven't been following it enough and don't feel competent enough to start it myself
FinlandBernd2021-05-14 09:18:20 · 5yNo. 114477reply
 
Both should be nuked tbh

GermanyBernd2021-05-13 06:04:51 · 5yNo. 114419reply
I want my surname as a domain. Doesn't matter if .de, .eu, .com or .net
But they are all taken.
Two forward to another domain.
One is a IT company with a self signed ssl certificate.
And the last just doesn't load anything.
 
How likely do you think is it that one of the domains will just run out at some point?
Is there any way to be notified when that happens?
 
How expensive do you think it would be to buy it from them?
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GermanyBernd2021-05-13 12:19:32 · 5yNo. 114431reply
I once had a .gg domain for some gaming server who I made a website for and some americans wanted to buy it from me, I asked for 50 dollars but they didn't want to pay.
 
Make a whois look up
https://whois.domaintools.com/
 
However it doesn't seem to be too reliable, it shows krautchan.net as expired and available since ~2 weeks but that doesn't seem to be the case.
GermanyBernd2021-05-13 14:46:27 · 5yNo. 114443reply
Yes I am using a domain like that for now but it really annoys me.
 
I also have my surname as a .gg domain but I had problems when sending mails from that domain. They .gg TLD doesn't seem to be that trusted.
Also people will find it strange if you tell them you mail address is [email protected]
GermanyBernd2021-05-13 14:59:32 · 5yNo. 114444reply
>I had problems when sending mails from that domain. They .gg TLD doesn't seem to be that trusted.
Understandable. I don't really trust unusual TLDs, either and these new xyz TLDs and so on still seem weird to me. I'm not even that old...
 
>Also people will find it strange if you tell them you mail address is [email protected]
Is that boomers who think you can only have aol and gmail accounts?
SloveniaBernd2021-05-13 19:02:48 · 5yNo. 114453reply
I've had people think they sent me mails, who automatically put in gmail.
I don't have a gmail account.

RussiaI HATE CAPITALISMBernd2021-05-04 19:37:39 · 5yNo. 114102reply
How do we kill it???
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GermanyBernd2021-05-10 22:41:52 · 5yNo. 114331reply
CO₂ isn't bad since it helps mother earth to get rid of gods biggest mistake.
SloveniaBernd2021-05-10 23:33:59 · 5yNo. 114332reply
why yes I read NASA's blogs and their youtube channel how did you know?
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2016/carbon-dioxide-fertilization-greening-earth
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-11 00:14:29 · 5yNo. 114333reply
 
There was a time I was watching JPL lectures. Pretty good to get the basics of several missions.
 
Also this video with weed was intense for me.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-13 11:10:19 · 5yNo. 114426reply
'Achieving Our Country: Leftist Thought in Twentieth-Century America is a 1998 book by American philosopher Richard Rorty'

NetherlandsBernd2021-05-11 17:46:07 · 5yNo. 114361reply
Where do I find amphetamines in Utrecht?
GermanyBernd2021-05-11 17:47:55 · 5yNo. 114362sagereply
Not a wise idea to buy thwm on the street.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-13 02:02:18 · 5yNo. 114414reply
Yeah that is true...

RussiaBernd2021-05-11 01:41:16 · 5yNo. 114335reply
Why are we actually okay with that fucking piece of shit still posting here?
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SloveniaBernd2021-05-12 15:36:21 · 5yNo. 114400reply
>being known by a name
A name I didn't choose myself
 
But alas, when you're a prolific shitposter on a rare countryball, you become recognisable, whether you want it or not.
GermanyBernd2021-05-12 15:46:42 · 5yNo. 114401reply
You could also deny being Slovborg and post about a topic you never posted before to create the illusion of different Slovenian users. Just an idea.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-12 16:44:51 · 5yNo. 114402reply
Then he'd be a samefag. Don't be silly, my friend.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-13 01:59:31 · 5yNo. 114412reply
Fuck off sh*rter. I have already tripled quality in this place.
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