This kills your brain.
>Hmmm today I will jump off a cliff with a rope attached to my body
Keinbernds are strange... who came up with this? Who benefits?
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I earn $6000 per month brutto and I hate my life
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I'm thinking about quitting my job and going back to a vineyard or getting a job at a fastfood joint. I woke up on Sunday after three hours of sleep and couldn't open my left hand. Upon opening it, the tendons weren't opening properly creating this popping sensation for the next ten minutes, until I reapplied my sleeping brace. Only my left ring finger is affected now but damn, I feel that this is a warning sign of where my body is headed after a few years of working hard and sleeping rough.
Cant post on kohl because of proxy.
But what the actual fuck? Am I being schizo? I noticed that recently. Somehow posts are created according to shit I might be looking on youtube. Am I schizo or datamining has got to this level?
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Youtube will suggest the same videos to a large portion of viewers. Likely based on some categorization system. Most bernds are probably in the same category, and end up posting whatever youtube puts on their homepage. More than once I've been about to post a video, just to find that someone posted it only minutes before me.
i was puking earlier today and i didn't know i had to shit so when i heaved i blasted diarrhea all over the floor
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I once vomited 33 times in a row.
The first 2 hits went into the toilets' sink.
I felt so incredibly bad that I was afraid of entering the kitchen to clean my hands because there are many huge knives and I really did consider stabbing myself with a knife to end the pain a valuable choice.
I got so scared so I ran to the shower instead and sat down for a while with some warm water running down my back to calm down.
Then I vomited again. More food came out, im reverse order to what I have eaten before.
I continued vomiting.
Now some white liquid, probably gastric acid, started to gush out my mouth (and nose) whenever I vomited.
After I puked around 15 times in total, I could feel how my stomach was already completely empty. Upon vomiting, I could feel the inner walls of my stomach crashing against each other, trying to press up some food that already wasn't there.
This continued for a while, and every single time I vomit it felt like there was a big dildo being rammed up my throat from the stomach.
Eventually I puked blood and THAT was the point when I started to be scared.
But after 33 times of vomiting in total, it suddenly stopped and only 30m later I could somehow sit and talk normally to my cousins again.
Took a day off because I don't want to work while ill. Instead I bring you a review of this new sugarfree V.
The taste at first was sour and explosive on my numbed taste buds. Two more gentle sips and I could grasp the artificial flavourings coating my mouth. The high sodium content brought out a drier taste halfway through the can, leaving me a bit regretful of my $3 purchase, but on the upside, my chest is clearly uplifted with energy I know I don't have, so it'll be amusing what this brings. As to the actual claims of the berry taste, I can't quite agree it has a berry flavouring due to my slightly incapacitated taste buds but I can find hints of raspberry flavour. Arguably not the worst energy drink I've tasted but not one I feel compelled to purchase again despite the vibrant, appealing label.
Final rating: 5/10.
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I used to drink energy drinks a lot for quite a few years of my life - a pretty bad decision.
The fluid shit gushing out your butthole after an x-tra hot double currywurst and a big redbull is so sticky that some of it keeps sticking on your ass and BURNS you to death.
You can only remove it 100% by showering.
I tried my first redbull in February because it was on sale. It's caffeine content is lower than most contemporary competitors offering cheaper, sugar free products. The taste wasn't abhorrent as LIVE+ or V, but it did have that sugar piercing after taste common with most standard energy drinks.
t.caffiene addict
Additional information: pic related, what I drink every day.
Poland still exists
Please explain why bernds
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DAMN I LOVE THE EU
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I will ask you something else. Why would the Greeks recapitalise 3-4 times with their taxes their banks that failed because of unpaid loans instead of directly pay for their loans to their banks? Why would the banks sell their loans to "funds" for 3 cent on the dollar instead of letting the greeks buy their loans for the same amount?
Ah yes sorry. Well
The ECB constantly buys bonds to release central bank funds into the market. Presumably they prefer to buy the shittiest bonds that the market would otherwise rate low
I don't think they're buying em with tax payer from that retarded emergency fund at this time, though I could be dreadfully wrong
Listening to ASMR for language practice is kind of retarded. Is there something else I can do involving foreign languages? Online only English really matters so I'm not sure.
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tfw OP posts your OC :3
I'm thinking, the streamers that go out in public and talk to strangers (you know the Malik Sanchez or Baked Alaska type) might be exactly what you're looking for.
However, I don't know of any examples of that in languages other than English (hell I barely know the English ones.)
