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SloveniaBoard Speed TheoryBernd2021-06-08 21:26:51 · 5yNo. 115531reply
Not to cite anyone in particular, but you notice a lot that some people don't want to post on a board because it's dead, and the board is in turn dead because nobody posts on it. I find this effect interesting; and it's understandable: if there's no threads to engage with, there's not much of a reason to go to a board, no?
 
Well, then I asked myself; how would one model expected board speed? How does number of posters affect it? What's the correlation? Of course, posters have very different levels of postings individually: some are prolific, some are more prone to making new threads while others generally just reply – that's a lot of variables. But let's just assume that there's not much difference between bernds, and let's assume that, since bernd doesn't go outside and has a fucked up sleeping schedule, there's no real power hours at any time. (Yes, I'm being a physicist here.) What kind of function of N – number of posters on a board – is posting speed? How does bringing a new poster affect board speed?
 
So, if we assume that all bernds are equally likely to create a thread, and will reply with equal likelihood to what they read (not necessarily reply to everything, just to things they find interesting, or have something to say) – bringing a new bernd over will 1) increase the number of threads (since he is OP of some of them now) as well as 2) increase the number of replies in each thread.
 
But his threads and replies, in turn, also make it more likely for all other bernds to post something: in reply to his posts. So if everyone reads everything and replies to everyone (when applicable) – number of threads goes as N, but number of replies, and thus posting speed grows much faster, since there's not only more posters, but also more content to reply to! Is it N² – N threads times N bernds who might reply? No – each new reply also makes every other bernd more likely to reply!
 
It's an infinite series: if probability of a bernd to reply is p, and if N bernds create N OPs: then there will be N*pN first order replies (N threads, and each of N bernds has probability of p to reply); then there's N*pN*pN second order replies (replies to first order replies), and so on and so on: N + pN² + p²N³ + p³N⁴ + ... = N/(1-pN) (which obviously makes sense only if p<1/N)
 
This has an interesting consequence. While number of bernds is small – the denominator is practically 1, and board speed grows roughly linearly with number of bernds. But as number of bernds approaches critical value: Ň=1/p, the board speed should, in this model, suddenly start diverging towards infinity. (Clearly, this shows that model assumptions are broken.)
 
Well, we assumed that all bernds can read everything, and will reply to everything they feel like replying to: but, can bernd really produce infinite number of posts? Not really: as the number of bernds approaches this critical value, suddenly the board becomes fast enough that there's constantly new posts, and bernds can no longer reply to absolutely everything. At higher speeds, there's not even enough time to read everything bernd might be interested in. But, we have seen that there's a critical number Ň when a board ceases being slow. At that critical number, the board is suddenly fast enough that, no matter when you come, there's new posts being made.
 
The key to getting the board alive is, thus, increasing the number of bernds past this critical number Ň.
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-17 22:14:03 · 5yNo. 116154reply
I will not confirm or deny your outrageous claim.
United KingdomBernd2021-06-20 14:04:37 · 5yNo. 116345reply
bump for serious discussions
MoscowBernd2021-06-30 13:08:38 · 5yNo. 116838reply
post stuff about germ theory plz
 
 
t. italchuk
United KingdomBernd2021-07-11 06:18:14 · 5yNo. 117307reply
Just focus on making the good threads and the bernds will follow.

United StatesBernd2021-07-10 17:16:58 · 5yNo. 117274reply
What are some good apps for Android?
 
t. Mostly uses newpipe & lichess
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GermanyBernd2021-07-10 21:00:52 · 5yNo. 117287reply
GermanyBernd2021-07-10 21:21:22 · 5yNo. 117290reply
ScanMaster
Fennec
Star Walk 2
SkySafari
 
Someone know good car offline navigation for android?
CanadaBernd2021-07-11 00:27:06 · 5yNo. 117296reply
New ZealandBernd2021-07-11 00:35:04 · 5yNo. 117297reply
The motherfucking Google app keeps autoupdating and its the only one that continues to autoupdate. I fucking hate Android so much. I wish Sailfish had succeeded instead of this rubbish.

GermanyBernd2021-07-10 15:21:48 · 5yNo. 117272reply
 
What does it mean, when one eyebrow is always higher than the other one? Mine are like this as well, does it mean we're schizos?
United StatesBernd2021-07-10 15:28:01 · 5yNo. 117273reply
One of mine is higher than the other and I am a schizo
 
t. Schizo
SloveniaBernd2021-07-10 20:18:26 · 5yNo. 117284reply
Oh shit I'm sorry
<sorry for what?

TurkeyquestionBernd2021-07-07 14:41:04 · 5yNo. 117129reply
Admin how did you learn to code and web design?
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CanadaBernd2021-07-10 02:05:16 · 5yNo. 117237reply
What is native coding?
RussiaBernd2021-07-10 13:21:44 · 5yNo. 117263reply
it means your code will run not in some sort of virtual machine like jvm.
 
there are a lot of them.
my favs are scala and typescript.
TurkeyBernd2021-07-10 13:28:40 · 5yNo. 117266reply
What about java? Does it fit for web designings?
RussiaBernd2021-07-10 13:34:38 · 5yNo. 117267reply
Well you can do a website on practiacally any langauge you want but generally i would say using java for it is rather uncommon.
I think java is good enough for basic learning but i would still pick some of the modern JVM languages like Kotlin or Scala.

United StatesBernd2021-07-10 11:03:49 · 5yNo. 117257reply
It used to be possible to view really old threads in the catalog and post in them but that isn't the case anymore. Why bo?
RussiaBernd2021-07-10 13:14:38 · 5yNo. 117262reply
you can still see them but you can't reply to threads which sunk past 20th page
oh and there is no pagination in catalog, i forgot to add it after rework

New ZealandRussian Cyber attacksBernd2021-07-10 00:42:54 · 5yNo. 117234reply
What can be done? Russia never signed the Budapest convention against cyber attacks and turns a blind eye against rogues operating within it's borders just as another tactic to peck at America's weakening state and expose how vulnerable it is to propaganda and attacks on its infrastructure and companies.
I think Biden is either playing a front by playing coy by telling the media he's ignorant of the attackers. If he showed strength, this could be a good move against the perfidious ruskie.
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NorwayBernd2021-07-10 06:12:34 · 5yNo. 117248reply
Maybe others should manage better cyber security?
TurkeyBernd2021-07-10 06:29:48 · 5yNo. 117249reply
What if it was always like this and the number of autismos went up because people started to learn more about it and tested their children for it.
NorwayBernd2021-07-10 07:01:12 · 5yNo. 117251reply
1980: 1 in 10 000 pidor
2032: 1 in 2 pidor
New ZealandBernd2021-07-10 08:39:53 · 5yNo. 117254reply
Many such cases.

GermanyTime for a guessing game thread!Bernd2021-07-09 15:05:55 · 5yNo. 117202reply
What is Bernd carrying here?
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GermanyBernd2021-07-10 02:15:33 · 5yNo. 117241reply
are you the american who hates me because i'm a stoner? (im not)
 
 
8 beers? yikes.
drinking beer is unbased af unless it tastes well (99% of beers dont). alcohol is a meme, the only alcoholic drink i'd ever touch is the french apple cider because its taste is just god tier.
it ruins your brain and body and its not even fun to be drunk.
CanadaBernd2021-07-10 02:18:39 · 5yNo. 117242reply
I don't hate you
 
I remember I was shitposting on old KC and listening to Wagner then I remember banging on a bolice cars window from the back and then going in the ambulance :DDDD
 
Agree on algohol
GermanyBernd2021-07-10 02:22:23 · 5yNo. 117244reply
lmao
 
nice music taste too, wagner is epic
AustriaBernd2021-07-10 07:07:38 · 5yNo. 117252reply
Nice, just recently walked by a park in which I would consoom some homegrown Haitians or whatever that shroom breed was called with 2 friends and gf 15 years ago, gave me pleasant memories.
Luckily they were dosed just a little on the light side, so we all had a great time with still being mostly clear of mind. Back then I also found my totem animal to be the vulture, as I was pretty much sure to be a vulture while high.
Also had to smile when I saw that round boulder again, that transformed into some kind of lava beetle back then.
Interesting experience.

NorwayBernd2021-07-09 09:06:26 · 5yNo. 117195reply
Is there a reason why mediæval french & english & spanish sound so cool compared to modern languages? Is it just nostalgia?
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NorwayBernd2021-07-09 10:54:51 · 5yNo. 117197reply
Oh shit!
NorwayBernd2021-07-09 10:59:50 · 5yNo. 117198reply
Basically any western mediæval language is cool as hell. It's a mystery.
BrazilBernd2021-07-09 23:32:03 · 5yNo. 117233reply
Galician is the one and trve medieval language
 
MoscowBernd2021-07-10 03:55:46 · 5yNo. 117246reply
old / "archaic" russian is good
 
because modernity is gay

United StatesBernd2021-07-09 21:24:31 · 5yNo. 117228reply
Me on the right
New ZealandBernd2021-07-09 21:35:05 · 5yNo. 117229reply
At least the hallucinations make the day interesting.
BrazilBernd2021-07-09 23:27:30 · 5yNo. 117232reply
take your meds
CanadaBernd2021-07-10 00:57:54 · 5yNo. 117235reply

GermanyBernd2021-07-06 22:31:11 · 5yNo. 117101reply
I found out today that Cylons weren't designed by humans. I must share that with Bernd.
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 22:33:07 · 5yNo. 117102reply
cylon whats that
GermanyBernd2021-07-06 22:35:42 · 5yNo. 117103reply
EcuadorBernd2021-07-09 15:15:29 · 5yNo. 117204reply
Depends on which Galactica you mean. In the original, true, they were made by some reptilian aliens and killed them first before coming for the humans. In the 2003 reboot they were made by humans from Caprica.

United Statescapitol riotsBernd2021-07-08 04:03:41 · 5yNo. 117137reply
Is anyone else tired of hearing about this shit? I'm not even a Trump fan but I'm sick of all the coverage about this incident six months after the fact.
FinlandBernd2021-07-08 06:21:51 · 5yNo. 117142reply
Haven't seen any coverage in months
t. only BBC and Bloomberg for English news reader
NorwayBernd2021-07-08 06:44:07 · 5yNo. 117144reply
Yanks overreact to everything.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-08 07:04:44 · 5yNo. 117145reply
I can understand the importance of denouncing radicalism threatening your so called democracy and leaving its proponents of the current system scared. Thankfully no I haven't heard nothing about it since it happened.
EcuadorBernd2021-07-09 15:12:18 · 5yNo. 117203reply
Most of us aren't American and our news only talked about this when it happened, so no, most of us aren't tired of it.

NorwayBernd2021-07-02 22:00:37 · 5yNo. 116911reply
I looked outside at the spider web on my window. The web is almost invisible which is quite strange. The spider living there is bigger than when I last saw it. I don't believe it has caught much prey lately so how is it growing larger? Will it one day be stronger than me? What a frightening thought.
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NorwayBernd2021-07-03 06:23:33 · 5yNo. 116915reply
Well no not here. The australian ones could probably defeat me in one on one combat.
BrazilBernd2021-07-03 16:27:41 · 5yNo. 116937reply
Throw some big ants to its web. Firstly, it's fun to see the spider spring into the big ant incredibly fast. Secondly, you'll make friends with it and it won't eat you
NorwayBernd2021-07-08 11:29:14 · 5yNo. 117151reply
Spiderbro fixed it's web a lot last night. It really cleaned up the place and now it's a very nice pattern. I measured the spiderweb and it's about 37cm high across the window glass.
 
 
I really don't know how much food it catches, I hope it's not hungry. If I wanted to feed it ants I'd need to do so in the evenings I believe.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-09 07:10:27 · 5yNo. 117189reply
Many spoiders can go months without feeding.
t.spider export

NorwayBernd2021-07-08 11:25:46 · 5yNo. 117150reply
The big search engines are becoming so shitty, confusing, plenty of ads and censorship. The obscure ones like Ecosia and Duckduckgo aren't even bad anymore in comparison. I remember when searching in norwegian was almost impossible.
GermanyBernd2021-07-08 11:38:19 · 5yNo. 117152reply
I use duckduckgo since two years already.
NorwayBernd2021-07-08 11:51:16 · 5yNo. 117153reply
As expected tbh.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-08 13:05:54 · 5yNo. 117158reply
There's so many terms you can't search in google anymore at all because all the results will be ads. Often results will be some Disney/Marvel bullshit that happens to share name with something you wanted to search for.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-09 06:46:53 · 5yNo. 117187reply
I'm a fan of searx.

United StatesBernd2021-06-27 18:49:17 · 5yNo. 116722reply
How do I shut down KC permanently?
Should I make a manifesto for a shooter? That will get the feds on their ass.
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NetherlandsBernd2021-06-30 20:57:06 · 5yNo. 116842reply
>most imageboards are slower than they were years ago
 
 
Who would have thought that without Breitbarts propaganda machine they would be slow
FinlandBernd2021-07-08 19:26:47 · 5yNo. 117168reply
It's because of Discord mo like
SloveniaBernd2021-07-08 20:57:45 · 5yNo. 117173reply
not sure if I should be glad that dicksore is filtering out zoomers of imageboards or smh at nonces grooming ops there
TurkeyBernd2021-07-08 23:28:24 · 5yNo. 117181reply
discord mo?
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