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NorwayBernd2021-08-27 10:56:59 · 5yNo. 121399reply
meow
mjau mjau
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SloveniaBernd2021-08-27 12:40:05 · 5yNo. 121404reply
tfw no kf (kot fren)
NorwayBernd2021-08-27 12:47:24 · 5yNo. 121407reply
mjau?
 
purr purr
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 13:07:46 · 5yNo. 121411reply
CaliforniaBernd2021-08-27 17:36:47 · 5yNo. 121426reply
I'm this kot today

United StatesBernd2021-08-26 02:21:08 · 5yNo. 121301reply
I wonder why this is the movie that broke Amanda Bynes?
Was it her realizing Emma Stone was getting all the sexually repressed young boys attention and not her?
 
t. Sexually repressed young boy who fapped to Amanda Bynes AND Emma Stone
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FinlandBernd2021-08-26 16:01:28 · 5yNo. 121357sagereply
>wanking to real women
United StatesBernd2021-08-26 23:53:26 · 5yNo. 121378reply
I’m sorry senpai UwU I’ll only jerk off to anime trans cat girls again rawr nuzzles x3
SloveniaBernd2021-08-27 12:43:29 · 5yNo. 121406reply
>he doesn't nofap
FinlandBernd2021-08-27 15:19:13 · 5yNo. 121419reply
true in fact i just wunk


Sloveniagardening's threda 2Bernd2021-08-08 21:29:42 · 5yNo. 119329reply
I picked potato's.
 
Unfortunately it would seem that they were half eaten by, what wikipedia tells me, are "cockchafers" in English, there's 2 in 2nd pic.
I was thinking of catching them and eating them, like shrimps, but I decided against it, they looked too dirty and not meaty enough.
 
 
cont: from threda >>114289 (got the error "thread sunk too deep can't post in it"
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SloveniaBernd2021-08-23 08:58:05 · 5yNo. 120959reply
is no problem maybe next year
Saint PetersburgBernd2021-08-24 21:38:40 · 5yNo. 121177reply
My roses infected by powdery mildew. Does anybody know how to fight with than?
Топаз/Topaz doesn't work.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 22:08:06 · 5yNo. 121179reply
Топаз don't work without a witch.
KansasBernd2021-08-27 02:04:36 · 5yNo. 121379reply
Sulfur?

SloveniaBernd2021-08-26 11:44:16 · 5yNo. 121337reply
w*men should be banned from visiting zoos.
 
https://people.com/pets/zoo-bans-belgian-woman-after-affair-with-chimpanzee/
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GermanyBernd2021-08-26 14:57:36 · 5yNo. 121353reply
When a Kot is not enough.
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 17:18:23 · 5yNo. 121360reply
So you think she reads pic rel?
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 17:19:56 · 5yNo. 121361reply
>According to the outlet, the "affair" Timmermans mentioned involved the primate and woman waving and blowing kisses to each other from opposite sides of the glass surround the ape's enclosure. The zoo recently expressed concern about the lengthy relationship, claiming it's negatively impacting Chita's rapport with the zoo's other chimpanzees.
 
Bernd chimpanzee and his waifu.
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 17:21:07 · 5yNo. 121362reply
>"When Chita is constantly busy with visitors, the other monkeys ignore him and don't consider him part of the group, even though that is important. He then sits on his own outside of visiting hours," the zoo said.
 
>Zookeepers are now working toward helping Chita learn to interact more with his fellow primates.
 
Tfw no Berndkeepers to help me interact with my fellow primates :^(

Germany;_;Bernd2021-08-25 00:02:31 · 5yNo. 121192reply
MoscowBernd2021-08-25 00:11:00 · 5yNo. 121195reply
I wish I was a simple man enough so that my definition of "awesome life" would simply be "have sex with a lot of women who are interested in my money".
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 00:29:58 · 5yNo. 121200reply
MoscowBernd2021-08-25 01:58:22 · 5yNo. 121203sagereply
another great tinder thread Nr 85757383875858575
this kc is just bottom of the barrel wish i posted on pedochan
FinlandBernd2021-08-26 00:36:49 · 5yNo. 121290reply

GermanyBernd2021-08-25 22:32:46 · 5yNo. 121267reply
 
BASED maori guitar teacher.
I am going to spend many hours together with him
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 22:33:25 · 5yNo. 121268reply
btw where is /music/

GermanyBernd2021-08-25 05:44:07 · 5yNo. 121206reply
Does Bernd go on vacation often?
Solo, with a group or even with friends/family?
Why don't we see more vacation reports/stories posted?
 
I never went on vacation without family but I want to travel more now that I am 30. I hope I can still get into shape and do all the cool stuff there is to do.
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SwedenBernd2021-08-25 13:36:02 · 5yNo. 121227reply
Um mm...
 
I don't like to travel outside my neighborhood.
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 14:04:49 · 5yNo. 121231reply
I would like see Persepolis, Susa and other Elamite ancient citys.
RussiaBernd2021-08-25 15:33:26 · 5yNo. 121237reply
i travel by bike
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 15:56:02 · 5yNo. 121239reply
I travel by 50cc scooter

New ZealandBernd2021-08-25 05:52:58 · 5yNo. 121207reply
It bothers me when I walk to the best shop in town with the idea of buying 1kg of imitation crab meat on sale for 5 dollarydoos and being unable to find it in the shop even with the help of their wageslaves.
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 08:30:46 · 5yNo. 121213reply
imitation crab meat
RussiaBernd2021-08-25 08:47:41 · 5yNo. 121214reply
Crab sticks but not in stick form? I approve. So what if it's fish eyelids and anuses with crab flavour, still good.
New ZealandBernd2021-08-25 12:04:47 · 5yNo. 121221reply
Stop stop, this mockery is too much for my pea brain to handle.
RussiaBernd2021-08-25 13:13:05 · 5yNo. 121226reply
imitation crab meat is based product, im serious

United StatesBernd2021-08-24 09:47:06 · 5yNo. 121122reply
Feeling mentally ill this morning 🌚🌝
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-24 12:46:34 · 5yNo. 121126reply
dis is wut de vax dose
BelarusBernd2021-08-24 14:45:07 · 5yNo. 121132reply
proof or didn't happen
FinlandBernd2021-08-24 16:09:43 · 5yNo. 121135reply
United StatesBernd2021-08-24 23:01:23 · 5yNo. 121189reply
Yes and I’m super heckin valid as a schizo UwU

RussiaBernd2021-08-24 06:30:09 · 5yNo. 121109reply
This is how Rurikids looked like because they mixed with pecheneg nobility hard. Imagine being ruled by mongoloids for centuries.
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SloveniaBernd2021-08-24 07:43:45 · 5yNo. 121116reply
Lies, the Mongolic appearance is due to Ryrikinen dynasty being of pure Finnish extraction (they belong to the haplogroup N1c1a1a1a)
RussiaBernd2021-08-24 07:51:08 · 5yNo. 121117reply
Yes. Problem?
 
t. Kazakh.
RussiaBernd2021-08-24 08:03:15 · 5yNo. 121118reply
They were mongoloids from the beginning, but mixing with kypchak and pechenegs just increased their mongoloidness.
RussiaBernd2021-08-24 16:33:50 · 5yNo. 121138reply
Ivan the Terrible

GermanyBernd2021-08-23 17:11:41 · 5yNo. 121025reply
Did you know the Vatican used to have a military and was at war with Italy at some point?
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GermanyBernd2021-08-23 19:02:03 · 5yNo. 121049reply
Also, it's "Umbria", not "Umbira" Mr Klugscheißer.
NorwayBernd2021-08-24 08:50:15 · 5yNo. 121119reply
Could the vatican have united Italy? Is that even a possible scenario? Would it secularize quickly? Would Italy be a theocracy with a secular government?
NorwayBernd2021-08-24 08:52:10 · 5yNo. 121120reply
Imagine being a common catholic soldier and you have to fight the papal states. Must be awkward.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 09:00:49 · 5yNo. 121121reply
channers know the papal states from risk

New ZealandBernd2021-08-23 05:41:15 · 5yNo. 120931reply
Lockdown extended until this Friday. It seems that Aunty horse maw will continue to keep a carrot above the heads of kiwis to keep them placated until we're deemed fit to return to work.
$600 a week before tax isn't good. Maybe I should get some dope, but I have no contacts.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-23 18:09:27 · 5yNo. 121042reply
I think its a valid reason to avoid these vaccines. And the J&J has a high rate of blood clotting, along with being an unapproved travel vaccine. I don't think sputnik or sino are available, but I wouldn't trust either.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-23 18:59:45 · 5yNo. 121046reply
>a high rate of blood clotting
its dont
 
protip: remember how all the blood clotting victims were foids in reproductive age? yep it was actually caused by their contraception
GermanyBernd2021-08-23 19:00:34 · 5yNo. 121047reply
Getting covid is more dangerous than getting vaccinated. This includes the risk factor blood clotting. More people get blood clots from covid than from the vaccine.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 07:37:35 · 5yNo. 121115reply

GermanyOnlyFans to pull of a Tumblr in OctoberBernd2021-08-22 23:39:37 · 5yNo. 120898reply
r8
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HungaryBernd2021-08-23 12:52:10 · 5yNo. 120983reply
justfor.fans?
CzechiaBernd2021-08-23 14:13:30 · 5yNo. 120994reply
OnlyBernds
BrazilBernd2021-08-23 14:36:47 · 5yNo. 120997reply
Thankfully I already hoard the best material
RussiaBernd2021-08-24 05:53:18 · 5yNo. 121107reply
cool joke site name, maybe we can use it
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