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AustraliaITTBernd2025-04-02 16:01:14 · 1yNo. 338047reply

IsraelBernd2025-03-23 05:36:33 · 1yNo. 337660reply
>woke up 20 minutes earlier than normal
>got dressed and ready at lightening speed for work
>"hehehe today I'll be sooner at work and I'll leave sooner"
>a missile alert right when I onboard the train at the station
>train waits a full 10 minutes for the alert, for le security reason
>arrived actually late for work
 
There is no way to win
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TexasBernd2025-03-24 04:29:37 · 1yNo. 337694reply
Glad I made you smile, but why Doesn’t he just take a rocket to the office building?
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:14:16 · 1yNo. 337734reply
He should try going by tunnels.
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:15:28 · 1yNo. 337736reply
This wasn't a joke about the New Yorker tunnel Chabad Jews.
RussiaBernd2025-04-01 20:26:23 · 1yNo. 338021reply
 
oy

PolandBernd2025-03-30 21:57:02 · 1yNo. 337942reply
just kick out all the shitskins from EU and we can be frens
>inb4 i must continue the kalergi plan because im filthy jew
United StatesBernd2025-04-01 03:17:07 · 1yNo. 337965reply
she is part of the Christian Democratic Union a Christian political party
TexasBernd2025-04-01 03:27:25 · 1yNo. 337966reply
HungaryBernd2025-04-01 16:02:40 · 1yNo. 338011reply
I raly lieked when he visited el-Sisi, Egypt's dictator who came to power through a coup and she said in the press conference that they defend democracy together.

FinlandEkvinox ThredaBernd2025-03-20 04:02:13 · 1yNo. 337551reply
Spring Equinox is finally here - the very middle of spring!
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United StatesBernd2025-03-20 22:40:23 · 1yNo. 337569reply
Ayo it's not that bad lil bro
United StatesBernd2025-03-20 22:43:05 · 1yNo. 337570reply
Hehehehehe
HungaryBernd2025-03-30 06:01:18 · 1yNo. 337923reply
Daylight saving started. It's summer.
FinlandBernd2025-03-30 16:22:21 · 1yNo. 337934reply
It did indeed
It's infuriating and obviously unjust how noon does not arrive at 12 o'clock nor midnight at 00:00, not that I'd ever stay up that late these days

United StatesBernd2025-02-14 04:09:37 · 1yNo. 335319reply
Hi Bernd, how are you? It’s been a while.
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FinlandBernd2025-02-23 12:49:48 · 1yNo. 335812reply
how about having another saturday after sunday instead of monday, just for a change?
HungaryBernd2025-02-24 11:18:51 · 1yNo. 335845reply
Should have picked sociology.
United StatesBernd2025-03-28 11:41:38 · 1yNo. 337856reply
I agree
United StatesBernd2025-03-29 14:33:27 · 1yNo. 337887reply

GermanyBernd2025-03-24 17:34:03 · 1yNo. 337715reply
Still got a crush on my co-worker, the situation didn't improve at all.
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TexasBernd2025-03-29 05:00:32 · 1yNo. 337874reply
TexasBernd2025-03-29 05:12:47 · 1yNo. 337876reply
>calls people 8-balls instead of saying the N-word
>says go back to Reddit instead of go back to Mexico
>nein du book worm tire
>Gaytex
These are probably the least insulting insults that ever existed.
 
I love KC <3
United StatesBernd2025-03-29 08:55:14 · 1yNo. 337883reply
is america wearing a burkha?
TexasBernd2025-03-29 14:30:39 · 1yNo. 337886reply
That’s koleye and he wearing a space suit

RussiaBernd2025-03-26 20:28:56 · 1yNo. 337778reply
what would you say to younger self?
 
i would say "don't ask your dad for a sibling, better to close your mouth shut so you will not get a SA trauma"
 
"also don't try to kill a classmate with paper knife, a bad idea"
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RussiaBernd2025-03-27 18:17:54 · 1yNo. 337814reply
wooly mice mentioned:D
 
im too weak to fight
FinlandBernd2025-03-27 21:57:36 · 1yNo. 337828reply
Shirley you are more stronk than an old womyn
RussiaBernd2025-03-27 22:05:06 · 1yNo. 337829reply
booze adds the power, ever seen a woman attacking you drunk with a beer bottle as a weapon?
United StatesBernd2025-03-28 03:34:14 · 1yNo. 337842reply
I'd say get ready for 2020,it's gonna turn your life upside down. Among other things I'd sat to me younger self.

United StatesEspero hablar contigo esta nocheBernd2025-03-28 01:09:03 · 1yNo. 337835reply
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United StatesBernd2025-03-28 02:42:53 · 1yNo. 337837reply
do u like collecting things of militar?
TexasBernd2025-03-28 02:55:42 · 1yNo. 337838reply
So, I have some things but There just props for whenever I need them,
TexasBernd2025-03-28 02:56:21 · 1yNo. 337839reply
Those are for KC
United StatesBernd2025-03-28 03:28:47 · 1yNo. 337840reply
Heil

United KingdomBernd2025-03-21 01:50:46 · 1yNo. 337574reply
I envision myself in Hollywood, directing my production. Act*r dogs are complaining about me, saying I'm too harsh and my sequel is esoteric.
I dismiss them by the dozens. Because I'm so much stronger than them they complain about me to studio executives.
I'm told that after this farce is out of the way, I'll never work again. As I sit in my chair at the premier I see the face of god - CREATIVE FULFILMENT.
I finally did it, I finally made an epic sequel to The Thing (1982), wherein the thing travels from place to place helping people, engaging with their troubles and learning that limited, self contained sentient life has a peculiar value and potential. From ladybirds and butterflies to cats and dogs and hogs and apes and men, the thing discovers itself reflected in an other whose independent existence it had heretofore rejected as little more than a food source.
Credits roll over footage of a billowing, miles wide sheet of flesh soaring over London as crowds of friendly Pakistanis and Africans cheer and clap for the thing as it embarks on a journey to parts unknown.
 
If you could, would you assume the attributes of the thing, from Carpenter's classic film The Thing (1982), with all that it entails? What would you do?
IsraelBernd2025-03-23 05:29:53 · 1yNo. 337659reply
It sounds like an amazing idea for a sequel.
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:18:00 · 1yNo. 337737reply
I recently learnt that they made a sequel to Titanic, the Titanic II.
I feel exactly the same reading the plot of The Thing II.
IsraelBernd2025-03-25 15:23:04 · 1yNo. 337746reply
Holy kino, and the poster is only a ship, the actors of thus masterpiece aren't even important
United StatesBernd2025-03-25 15:30:50 · 1yNo. 337748reply

Texasst patrick's dayBernd2025-03-18 00:38:27 · 1yNo. 337434reply
Is Bernd wearing green today?
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TexasBernd2025-03-21 23:41:06 · 1yNo. 337596reply
United StatesBernd2025-03-22 09:40:50 · 1yNo. 337608reply
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:24:25 · 1yNo. 337740reply
TexasBernd2025-03-25 08:40:10 · 1yNo. 337741reply

RussiaBernd2025-03-20 21:08:49 · 1yNo. 337566reply
dear kc, here i am to redemp my sins, ive been a really racist and hateful anon past year, spreading hatred and toxicity around the board, please forgive me and let me be a better person, amen
 
t. the artist bernd
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TexasBernd2025-03-22 16:56:38 · 1yNo. 337622reply
United StatesBernd2025-03-22 21:02:51 · 1yNo. 337633reply
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:19:44 · 1yNo. 337738reply
That's a cool background. Do you have it in desktop size?
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:22:44 · 1yNo. 337739reply
Sure.

FinlandBernd2025-03-22 16:59:45 · 1yNo. 337624reply
Lidl has a much better selection of cheese than my local fingol grocery store
I never knew until now
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IsraelBernd2025-03-23 05:28:48 · 1yNo. 337658reply
FinlandBernd2025-03-23 06:30:04 · 1yNo. 337661reply
a charming cheese envelope
GermanyBernd2025-03-24 07:27:12 · 1yNo. 337697reply
Harzbube beschter Bube
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:12:55 · 1yNo. 337733reply
Such Käsen.
 
I concur with my colleague, good cheese wrappers.

AustraliaBernd2025-03-24 12:18:10 · 1yNo. 337701reply
When you try to borrow a book about the history of Rome, the Goths, Russia, the Panama Scandal, Wall Street, Immigration Laws, the Civil Rights movement, Porn or Israel
TexasBernd2025-03-24 17:44:06 · 1yNo. 337719reply
Inaccurate should had been a kid for it to work they banned porn form schools, but also useful books so they did not think before they do things.

RussiaBernd2025-03-23 13:34:41 · 1yNo. 337673reply
what do if you get regularly bullied by girl colleague at your workplace yet she doesn't bitch with the male cook and always comes to him to gossip about her new boyfriend
 
she's ten years older than me yet has an attitude of a high school bully, i didn't bicker with her or anything but apparently being different and quiet is enough to be bullied, i just don't know why girls bully another girls but act cutely around boys (he's 45, married and has kids, me and him both hate on her between eachother)
 
i just don't know, for now its the only job i have and i cant tell her to fuck off otherwise she will go and cry about it making me look like an incompetent worker who does her job poorly and snaps, i tried to explain to her why i do A nd B but she doesn't listen to me, sigh kc i would smash her head against the wall if i could
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TurkeyBernd2025-03-23 18:30:47 · 1yNo. 337690reply
Its not always an option specially when you cant lose that job, engaging in an argument with someone who has higher position can result in making the entire work exp even worse.
United StatesBernd2025-03-24 07:17:49 · 1yNo. 337695reply
i got the impression that OP and the cunt are hierarchically equal
MoscowBernd2025-03-24 09:21:03 · 1yNo. 337699reply
what is she doing exactly to bully you tho
GermanyBernd2025-03-24 10:40:58 · 1yNo. 337700reply
She bully you so one of her friends can get your job.
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