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GermanyBernd2021-10-04 19:26:24 · 5yNo. 123979reply
Whenever I match a woman on tinder that seems really cute, I feel obliged to be interesting, so I try to write something witty but it's actually cringe and they unmatch.
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GermanyBernd2021-10-04 19:29:39 · 5yNo. 123981reply
But whether she gets to know me or not depends on what I write.
GermanyBernd2021-10-04 19:54:26 · 5yNo. 123982reply
Just write a compliment in relation to something they have on their profile. If you can't think of anything, write a generic compliment.
GermanyBernd2021-10-05 16:54:03 · 5yNo. 124079reply
Thanks for simple advice fren, I guess boring is better than weird.
GermanyBernd2021-10-05 17:19:29 · 5yNo. 124081reply
Yes. There is nothing wrong with being weird and goofy, but that's only good if people already know you. On dating apps your first task is to appear sane and not schizo or weird.

Germanyr8 ideaBernd2021-09-28 11:29:42 · 5yNo. 123496reply
I kinda want to quit being a code monkey working for rich motherfuckers and study psychology instead and become a therapist. Male therapists are rare in germany even though more men suffer from depression.
 
t. self cured hard depression years ago and happy ever since
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GermanyBernd2021-10-03 09:48:52 · 5yNo. 123842reply
if i knew how to help them yeah, in less severe cases just listening seems to be enough (friends etc)
GermanyBernd2021-10-03 09:49:35 · 5yNo. 123843reply
Well, then do it.
What are the cons of doing it?
Time running away? 404 money?
GermanyBernd2021-10-03 10:59:55 · 5yNo. 123846reply
>just buy a motorcycle in Africa and play guitar
Aren't you scared of starving or being murdered? How does your life work anyway you seem to switch jobs and locations like others change their underwear, is that normal in NZ?
New ZealandBernd2021-10-05 00:30:54 · 5yNo. 124000reply
>starving
No. I have savings and would be more concerned if I was robbed of the money I intend on taking overseas.
Nobody has suspected me of having $2400 cad and $800 usd in the fanny pack I walk around with hauehauhurahua.
Being murdered would be a blessing to relieve my weary soul from this finicky shell.
I assume my life was a fairly normal occurrence previous generations have followed before travel became an overly inundated excursion through bureaucratic filings and security laws. Go travel, work, travel, work some more, get bored and settle down somewhere.
If its normal in NZ, that I can't positively interpret regarding the endemic population. Most of the seasonal jobs were fulfilled by locals, backpackers or seasonal workers coming from vanuatu, solomon islands, fiji, etc. There's bound to be a few kiwis who genuinely follow the seasons, though, I would deem it foolish if Australia has an endless picking rotation, higher wages and better overall availability of work. I am sure that in Aussie there are professional groups who go around doing seasons of various crops, earning more than I've made in one year over a span of a few months.
I haven't owned underwear since 2019,

GermanyBernd2021-10-04 13:03:53 · 5yNo. 123950reply
How bored would you be if you couldn't understand English? 95% of the shit I consume is in English and I still cant find anything to watch or read all the time.
 
How do people do it?
RussiaBernd2021-10-04 13:07:36 · 5yNo. 123951reply
the entirety of russian enterntaiment consists of stealing and poorly copying english source.
i feel bad for poor bastards.
GermanyBernd2021-10-04 13:12:56 · 5yNo. 123953reply
As an child I read books all day. There are enough books in German to entertain you for a lifetime. Then I learned English, the internet, imageboards and social media became a thing and that ushered in my decline as a human being.
RussiaBernd2021-10-04 14:35:23 · 5yNo. 123959reply
this but minus the contentmaking fervor
i.e. AVGN is still doing what he can being a man approaching his 40s but maddyson is your ordinary lazy shitty streamer streaming shit for shiteatirs

NorwayBernd2021-10-04 11:00:52 · 5yNo. 123944reply
A woman at the grocery store bended over to get some sweets exposing her plump derriere, the devil tried to trick me to give it a loud slap, somehow I managed to walk past her and buy my pilsner and lasagna ingredients.
MoscowBernd2021-10-04 13:09:31 · 5yNo. 123952reply
>loud slap
 
And with that thunderous sound of lust you'd announce your desires to the whole premises. A high-test move, and as all high-test moves, rather risky. I'd rather give her bottom area a heartfelt caress of a caring lover. Than, when she would turn around and look at me, I'd give her a wink.

GermanyBernd2021-09-07 21:06:33 · 5yNo. 122320reply
German conservatives are panicking. They chose this unlikeable clown as Merkel's successor and now they are plummeting in the polls.
 
It looks like they might not even be in government! This hasn't happened since 2005 and only in 20 years out of 72 years post-war German history.
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FinlandBernd2021-10-01 21:37:01 · 5yNo. 123786reply
GermanyBernd2021-10-03 22:33:08 · 5yNo. 123906reply
What is happening to poor spurdö?
RussiaBernd2021-10-03 23:33:12 · 5yNo. 123914reply
At some point in the history of Suo̯mi crimers were strapped onto a tree and left to be eaten alive by mosquitoes in a swampy area. Source: finnish shitpost from July 2020.
GermanyBernd2021-10-04 08:07:55 · 5yNo. 123930reply
Very cruel.

GermanyBernd2021-10-03 08:43:46 · 5yNo. 123837reply
The expo just started. It sounds like it should be awesome but there is no good coverage at all. Shouldn't an exposition with every countries most advanced tech and ideas be more interesting?
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GermanyBernd2021-10-03 09:07:22 · 5yNo. 123840reply
SloveniaBernd2021-10-03 09:46:32 · 5yNo. 123841reply
>expo2020
>2021
kcmodded by birus
MoscowBernd2021-10-03 11:19:59 · 5yNo. 123849reply
 
>walls with text
 
These are optimized for selfies.
 
 
/thread
 
>can't control a freaking cough
>woooahhh, humanity has such a bright fuuutuuure ahead!!! science, dude!! let's take a selfie.
GermanyBernd2021-10-04 06:51:58 · 5yNo. 123928reply
Japan's pavilion is just an art gallery. Or they have some strange ideas about the future.

GermanyBernd2021-10-01 09:41:08 · 5yNo. 123708reply
IWO: Travelling through Germany from north to south by train
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GermanyBernd2021-10-02 11:47:21 · 5yNo. 123802reply
Thanks.
It wasn't a pleasure trip, so I just needed to get home from an extended stay for work. That being said, it was alright.
 
+ I could go from door to door with public transport, only had to walk like 400m
+ Trains were on time. Only about 5 minutes delay.
- Somewhat expensive (80€)
- One train was full, not very comfortable in 2nd class.
- No working internet connection on trains, had to use up most of my 1GB monthly allowance of mobile internet.
 
3/5 will travel like this again.
GermanyBernd2021-10-02 11:53:53 · 5yNo. 123803reply
How often you changed the train?
GermanyBernd2021-10-02 12:06:15 · 5yNo. 123804reply
- bus to train station
- train to changeover station
- train to target city
- tram to home
 
So just 1 changeover in the Deutsche Bahn network.
 
I always try to make as few changeovers as possible, because they are the main source of problems. When going north-south, it is always best to get the train from Switzerland to Hamburg or Kiel via Frankfurt. It is the most popular route in Germany and thus well maintained and fast.
New ZealandBernd2021-10-02 22:40:39 · 5yNo. 123825reply
Fugging fascists!

GermanyBernd2021-10-02 10:28:34 · 5yNo. 123800reply
What is the load capacity of such smuggling Drone?
Do you think the guy who control it, follow the drone by car to increase the range?
RussiaBernd2021-10-02 20:27:07 · 5yNo. 123819reply
20-40 кг

CaliforniaI habe left TurkeyBernd2021-10-02 08:59:07 · 5yNo. 123796reply
It was a great 2 weeks
GermanyBernd2021-10-02 09:17:06 · 5yNo. 123799reply
Did you marry your gf?
United StatesBernd2021-10-02 19:29:29 · 5yNo. 123812reply
RussiaBernd2021-10-02 19:32:54 · 5yNo. 123813reply

NorwayBernd2021-09-27 15:00:43 · 5yNo. 123430reply
Is licking a prostitute really that bad? What's the big deal?
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MoscowBernd2021-10-01 11:01:52 · 5yNo. 123727reply
how about no
SloveniaBernd2021-10-01 20:05:48 · 5yNo. 123781reply
I would only ever lick my gf whom loves me
FinlandBernd2021-10-01 21:40:46 · 5yNo. 123787reply
Stop having pointless sex, it is unhealthy for both your and her heda, find a good girl to form a serious relationship and marriage with instead.
GermanyBernd2021-10-02 00:05:27 · 5yNo. 123790reply
>Stop having pointless sex
don't tell us to stop something we never started

MoscowBernd2021-09-30 23:28:09 · 5yNo. 123672reply
2 days ban because some mutt got butthurt
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RussiaBernd2021-10-01 16:30:29 · 5yNo. 123765reply
he was warned for it
we concluded that it was just a minor relapse
FinlandBernd2021-10-01 16:35:09 · 5yNo. 123767reply
 
Quite the opposite, shitposters like selfieposters should be purged
GermanyBernd2021-10-01 18:28:15 · 5yNo. 123773reply
I was joking
RussiaBernd2021-10-01 18:30:21 · 5yNo. 123774reply
well clarifying it once again makes no harm anyway

GermanyBernd2021-09-29 22:54:56 · 5yNo. 123612reply
Art pole posting on kohl.
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PolandBernd2021-09-30 18:52:07 · 5yNo. 123659reply
Wasnt me.
Tho i do post on k*hl from time to time, but its very frustrating and i have not much time to sacrifice for it anyways.
 
Rate my bat friend
MoscowBernd2021-09-30 19:20:34 · 5yNo. 123661reply
 
That's a cute bat. Just don't let it bite you. Or you'd risk to turn into a batman.
GermanyBernd2021-09-30 19:37:39 · 5yNo. 123663reply
Friendgarch
FinlandBernd2021-10-01 12:14:49 · 5yNo. 123740reply
 
The flying rat is probably full of diseases, would not touch.

New ZealandBernd2021-09-30 01:20:09 · 5yNo. 123631reply
I do love going up and down the tumbling rollercoaster of life.
In two weeks I've jumped from hitchhiking, freedom camping, woofing, getting a job, quitting a job, hitchhiking again, dumpster diving delicious confectioneries and sushi, and freedom camping like a pro and finishing the Frank Herbert Dune saga.
I barely even speak these days, its fascinating how I oscillate from high energy to nothing more than a sedentary smelly hobo playing guitar and feel my brain dissolving from the extreme isolation
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RussiaBernd2021-09-30 08:23:02 · 5yNo. 123636reply
How does this pird tastes?
GermanyBernd2021-09-30 12:47:10 · 5yNo. 123649reply
I was actually worried about how you were doing.
SloveniaBernd2021-09-30 14:23:47 · 5yNo. 123655reply
I have never had gf (grouse fren)
New ZealandBernd2021-10-01 10:51:09 · 5yNo. 123721reply
I've been told they're very disgusting and gamey
Bretty gud. Just dumpster dived $30 worth of sushi, a few pastries from a bistro, a slice of cheesecake, and half a bizarre dinner muffin.
Grouse are delicious and entertaining in the woods. Territorial, and they're easy to detect in mating season when they're thumping in the woods in hopes of attracting a mate.
Wekas aren't a good comparison. They're mischievous thieves and known to run on the road at inconvenient times.

FinlandBernd2021-09-28 16:21:55 · 5yNo. 123528reply
It's dying again
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BulgariaBernd2021-09-30 23:50:42 · 5yNo. 123675reply
test
BulgariaBernd2021-09-30 23:52:16 · 5yNo. 123676reply
wow pathetic
you're literally getting banned for anything here
mod is unironically cretin like all russians
RussiaBernd2021-10-01 07:14:26 · 5yNo. 123696sagereply
Calm your tits, Moscow.
FinlandBernd2021-10-01 09:03:24 · 5yNo. 123703reply
 
Mods are doing godswork. 4chan /pol/ sounds like a better place for your shitposting.
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