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RussiaBernd2021-09-28 07:06:33 · 5yNo. 123483reply
german obsession with shit explained
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GermanyBernd2021-10-14 22:13:36 · 5yNo. 124802reply
Everyone should inspect their poop to keep track of their health.
GermanyBernd2021-10-14 23:27:11 · 5yNo. 124806reply
wait, its only germany?
i've always hated these toilet, you can hear the sound of your juicy poop sausace falling on the ground
 
also the mountain of poop i once shat out after 420 gluttony times touched my ass cheeks and it was so fucking disgusting
 
i hate these old toilets if you watch youtube while shitting there even is a high chance of your poop drying out and getting stuck at the toilets surface and it wont fully go away just by flushing
GermanyBernd2021-10-15 07:32:27 · 5yNo. 124813reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#Washout_toilet
>Washout pans were among the first types of ceramic toilets invented and since the early 1970s are now only found in a decreasing number of localities in Europe.[citation needed] A washout toilet is a kind of flush toilet which was once predominantly used in Germany, Austria and France. It was patented in Britain by George Jennings in 1852 and remained the standard toilet type in Britain throughout the 19th century.[citation needed]
 
>Examples of this type of toilet can be found in Austria, the Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, the Netherlands, and some regions of Poland, although it is becoming less common.
SloveniaBernd2021-10-15 10:34:55 · 5yNo. 124819reply
I've seen it in old houses in Slovenia, I assumed it's remnants of Habsburgers

RussiaBernd2021-10-04 14:34:06 · 5yNo. 123958reply
actual ways of restoring the soviet union uncludiong baltic states and ddr?? without guns
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MoscowBernd2021-10-15 02:01:35 · 5yNo. 124807reply
 
>EU is the new USSR meme
 
Babe, that's unironic Fourth Reich. Germans tried to subjugate Europe and become №1 country in the world 3 times with the power of their weapons. And failed. But they learned and now they successfully doing it by the "soft power" - i.e. economy and "positive image".
 
Make no mistake, EU is not "Global Europe for happy Europeans to sing the funny songs" - it's Germany and its colonies. That's why the Brits got out - they chose to be the colony of USA. And USA and Germany are already clashing against each other.
GermanyBernd2021-10-15 07:28:37 · 5yNo. 124812reply
You have literally no idea about post-war German politics if that is your assessment.
AustraliaBernd2021-10-15 10:29:07 · 5yNo. 124815reply
Why would you even want to?
SloveniaBernd2021-10-15 10:33:52 · 5yNo. 124818reply
Nah, not at all
EU is far more French than German – Germany is just that retarded child that keeps holding it back.

PolandBernd2021-10-14 17:02:49 · 5yNo. 124768reply
Maded ans sculpts and test print
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GermanyBernd2021-10-14 18:45:38 · 5yNo. 124782reply
is boruto worth my time?
 
t. few time having anime liker
RussiaBernd2021-10-14 19:05:26 · 5yNo. 124785reply
No, save your soul before it sucks you in.
GermanyBernd2021-10-14 19:35:07 · 5yNo. 124790reply
United StatesBernd2021-10-14 21:18:36 · 5yNo. 124791reply
very cool

GermanyBernd2021-10-12 18:43:06 · 5yNo. 124689reply
How to calculate the surface area of the red part?
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RussiaBernd2021-10-13 19:51:59 · 5yNo. 124738reply
 
Ssb = small box area
Ssc = small circle area
Sbb = big box area
Sbc = big circle area
 
4Ssb = Sbb
4Ssc = Sbc
 
a + b + c + d = Ssb
a + b = Ssb - Ssc
c + d = Sbc / 4 = 4Ssc / 4 = Ssc
b + c = Ssc
 
c + d = b + c
d = b
GermanyBernd2021-10-13 20:05:55 · 5yNo. 124739reply
Just fill the area with water and pour that into a measuring cup.
t. physicist
SloveniaBernd2021-10-13 21:22:22 · 5yNo. 124740reply
oh I see, it's simple
the idea is that the small circle has same area as that quarter big circle
everything follows straightforwarldy
GermanyBernd2021-10-13 23:40:26 · 5yNo. 124746reply
That's the thought I had.
t. practical man

RussiaBernd2021-10-13 07:51:22 · 5yNo. 124717reply

GermanyBernd2021-10-13 01:01:34 · 5yNo. 124708reply
Indian mythology is pretty epic tbh
FinlandBernd2021-10-13 02:22:51 · 5yNo. 124711reply
It is, yes
But few seem to care
MoscowBernd2021-10-13 08:29:12 · 5yNo. 124718reply
Absolutely coomerino.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yab-Yum

New ZealandBernd2021-10-12 00:52:22 · 5yNo. 124650reply
Auckland, the epicentre of the recent outbreak, has exited their two month lockdown, simmering some proponents to question the validity of lowering restrictions on the up bound tick of community transmitted cases in the region.
Seeing as now the checkpoints around the city have failed to contain the inevitable spread of the virus, many are fearful of the virus migrating southwards and bringing the restrictive measures to the south island. So far there's been an outcry on both sides demanding the ferries be left open to private citizens, claiming the loss in tourists would negatively effect the regions so dependent on northerners on vacation.
And then I look at it as more challenges to escape this country. If people are wary to pick up a hitchhiker and there are two land borders to check through, how the fug am I going to leave the NZ?
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New ZealandBernd2021-10-12 01:33:51 · 5yNo. 124654reply
I'm getting so antsy to leave that I might. I only foresee lockdowns this summer, which will make migrating from cherry orchards obstructive and irritating.
SloveniaBernd2021-10-12 01:34:58 · 5yNo. 124655reply
protip: there will be none since NZ will soon be reasonably vax'd
New ZealandBernd2021-10-12 01:38:08 · 5yNo. 124656reply
I wish I could be as optimistic but NZ is still waning on hitting its 90% target, but to be fair, most of those areas with low vaccination rates are rural younger maoris who are hesitant of any government scheme.
I remain skeptical we'll be without at least one lockdown this summer and I'll be pissed if I can't hitchhike to my main job in January.
GermanyBernd2021-10-12 18:41:11 · 5yNo. 124688reply
> almost 2022
> leaving NZ
Kiwi pls, you should thank the heavens you're not anywhere else - maybe just get your life in order, huh? Running away rarely works forever, and there's no habitable uncharted territory on this fucked up ball of rock left anyway.

GermanyNZ hobo appreciation thredaBernd2021-10-10 02:20:03 · 5yNo. 124480reply
I think he is weird and probably wouldn't let him into my house. That being said, I also think he is kinda cool and very interesting. A good person to have on an imageboard for sure.
 
Stay safe out there!
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KansasBernd2021-10-10 18:14:31 · 5yNo. 124537reply
He refuses to wear shoes and is Canadian. You want someone to track mud all over your floors and talk about milk in bags in your house?
New ZealandBernd2021-10-11 02:23:33 · 5yNo. 124559sagereply
I eventually learned to love the smell after countless worries about looking and smelling proper.
Wow rude, I don't even drink melk and would encourage others to stop the abusive industry of dairy farming. The Canadian dairy industry is also a huge protectionist racket and keeps cheese prices dangerously high. And fug off, I clean my feet when I enter someone's home.
KansasBernd2021-10-12 02:37:58 · 5yNo. 124658reply
Pretty much all dairy industry is a government supported racket. The US govt owns 1.4 bln pounds of cheese to prop up dairy farmers who hate socialism in all forms
New ZealandBernd2021-10-12 03:16:47 · 5yNo. 124659reply
What a shame since American (and Canadian) cheese isn't worth the soles on my shoes compared to NZ cheese. And we have 1kg blocks instead of those shrinkflation orange dyed 756g rejects.

GermanyBernd2021-10-11 22:25:05 · 5yNo. 124599reply
Lörs opinion on Laibach?
 
SloveniaBernd2021-10-11 22:44:59 · 5yNo. 124610reply
they're cringelibs
AustraliaBernd2021-10-11 22:53:54 · 5yNo. 124616reply
Zioshit cancer.
MoscowBernd2021-10-11 23:53:45 · 5yNo. 124639reply
They are tryhards, but endearing tryhards. And they understand the power of Irony, like "Death in Rome" and unlike, say "Triarii" or "Von Thronstahl" or "Parzival", who all are unironic nazies and end up looking absolutely goofy and ridiculous.
 
Based:
 
 
Cringe:
 

AustraliaSlovborg is a sissyBernd2021-10-11 22:53:29 · 5yNo. 124615reply
R8
SloveniaBernd2021-10-11 23:36:53 · 5yNo. 124630sagereply
>Fuck off Pedoscum.
based

GermanyBernd2021-09-22 19:08:41 · 5yNo. 123176reply
German parties explained
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GermanyBernd2021-09-25 09:14:29 · 5yNo. 123307sagereply
go back to ernstchan
United StatesBernd2021-10-11 02:43:12 · 5yNo. 124561reply
amd then SPD murdered everyone in Die Linke the end
MoscowBernd2021-10-11 08:59:23 · 5yNo. 124570reply
RussiaBernd2021-10-11 16:58:09 · 5yNo. 124578reply
ah, the man of culture. TNO mod is the doing the heavy lifting of awekening Russian millenials and zoomers to different political ideologies and paths of history

GermanyBernd2021-10-09 13:48:24 · 5yNo. 124442reply
I bought adhesive foil for Printer. Should i print some bernd.group stickers?
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FinlandBernd2021-10-10 20:45:27 · 5yNo. 124553reply
 
what is adhesive foil?
GermanyBernd2021-10-10 21:42:34 · 5yNo. 124555reply
printable, self-adhesive foile for printer.
RussiaBernd2021-10-11 08:21:06 · 5yNo. 124564reply
Sticky foil you can print on.
FinlandBernd2021-10-11 11:37:01 · 5yNo. 124577reply

New ZealandJogeBernd2021-10-10 06:02:30 · 5yNo. 124501reply
The Polish government announces it'll begin a mission to land on the sun.
A reporter in the audience stands up and chides the representative about the plan, citing its just plain stupid.
The government official replies, "Do not be worried, we'll be landing when it's night time."
GermanyBernd2021-10-10 20:49:12 · 5yNo. 124554reply

United StatesBernd2021-10-10 15:42:39 · 5yNo. 124524reply
Baroque music is gay
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United StatesBernd2021-10-10 17:52:25 · 5yNo. 124535sagereply
Fuck off fag, don't post in my thread
RussiaBernd2021-10-10 18:47:29 · 5yNo. 124547reply
>Listen to the allegro from 59:30
coquettishly gay, the worst kind of
RussiaBernd2021-10-10 18:50:11 · 5yNo. 124548reply
Very good, I think I must listen more
GermanyBernd2021-10-10 19:32:58 · 5yNo. 124549reply
hm, do you like this?
 
the biggest feature of baroque music is the harpsichord sound (pianos didnt exist back then) and bach is probably the greatest baroque artist, go explore some of it Bernd
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