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CanadaBernd2021-11-27 00:50:12 · 5yNo. 128284reply
Back in the summer of 03, I accidentally went into the pool with my gbc and pokemans silver. She still works fine, I had to hit her and apple pressure to the backside for any game to boot but I was impressed it still werks.
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GermanyBernd2021-11-27 02:18:50 · 5yNo. 128307reply
it must be weird to live in a place where you can't play pokémon in your own language as a kid
 
how did you even beat the game?
CanadaBernd2021-11-27 02:20:58 · 5yNo. 128309reply
Good choice. I'd show you my original team but my cmos battery has died in all of my pokeyman games.
When I was a kid it used to be Feraligatr, then it switched to Kingler.
FinlandBernd2021-11-27 02:27:41 · 5yNo. 128310reply
We watch a lot of subbed media here and start learning English in school quite early on so it wasn't really a problem. English was understandable at that point.
 
However, something that was a bit more challenging was when me and my brother played pretend co-op on splitscreen of the Silver/Gold-version on the computer and it was in Japanese (I think, or some other asian language) with 1% words in English so we played through it just guessing and doing trial and errors. I don't even remember how we got the emulator in the first place.
In the end with logic you can somewhat guess what you are supposed to do in simple games like this even if you don't understand a word, as a kid you have patience to test, but today as an adult no way I'd go through it.
 
Damn I forgot about Feraligatr. I had him, I called him Sokrates for some reason. I liked the fire guy too.
CanadaBernd2021-11-27 02:45:49 · 5yNo. 128312reply
Typhlosion was surprisingly good as it had a good speed stat and could learn a lot more moves than Feraligatr.
The grass type starter of gen II was dogshit from what I remember and since I wasn't a sperg with movesets, I never could properly utilize her.
One issue I noticed when trying to get rarer evolutions, was the difficulty cooperating with kids in the playground. Some would steal your pokemon once you traded them. Eventually kids either started stealing gameboys or losing them, causing parents to complain to the faculty about their child's distraction causing them grief, ruining the experience for everyone. Then my school banned other, more innocent, cheaper physical toys since the issues repeated and finally the playground gyms were banned because of children hurting themselves.
In junior high, I listened to a lot of music, and similar issues began to happen with the staff banning music players, ipods and telephones during recess. I would hide my earbuds under my hair and toque, but one asshole teacher caught me, and told me to hand it over. I tried playing dumb, then he threatened me with detention, so I handed it over like a good boy and recollected it at the end of the day and resumed walking around recess listening to music.

United StatesBernd2021-11-26 03:58:13 · 5yNo. 128178reply
I bought a Motorola edge
 
Rate
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SloveniaBernd2021-11-26 21:30:36 · 5yNo. 128250reply
I know that there's LineageOS community support for Unihertz phones so there's that
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 21:36:38 · 5yNo. 128252reply
Have you flashed yours yet?
SloveniaBernd2021-11-26 23:04:07 · 5yNo. 128266reply
no, I'm a pleb
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 23:55:27 · 5yNo. 128272reply
That's just laziness. It's pretty simple.

RussiaBernd2021-11-25 16:20:52 · 5yNo. 128079reply
Should I continue making berndcore music?
 
 
Posting song so you can download it and listen together with friends
 
 
 
Our fire burns in the night
Falling rain cannot make it less bright
We are ready to start our sex
And my hand is already on your breasts
You sit near me but you hear
That something is moving near
You tell me it's Lonely Dolores
The ghost of the local forest
 
I must make her happy first
But I never thought about sex with a ghost
I hear her bloodfreezing howl
I must act or she'll destroy our souls
 
I actually don't care whom to fuck this night
I drunk all the vodka and smoked all the weed
So if there are supernatural things to fight
I will do anything you need
 
Our fire burns in the dark
and Dolores screams while I fuck
But still I cannot see
Her invisible pussy
You watch but you understand
That's the only way for you to have sex
Because your pussy is wet and you scared
To say something against it
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SloveniaBernd2021-11-25 17:40:08 · 5yNo. 128098reply
based
TurkeyBernd2021-11-25 21:12:17 · 5yNo. 128119reply
ofc you should, just to get better at it.
GermanyBernd2021-11-26 06:52:09 · 5yNo. 128182reply
I was considering to make a music video for the song.
United StatesBernd2021-11-26 15:36:07 · 5yNo. 128209reply
Do it

SloveniaBernd2021-11-26 11:31:53 · 5yNo. 128199reply
>We have challenges not only from the Russian Federation and possible escalation – we have big internal challenges. I received information that a coup d’état will take place in our country on 1-2 December
t. ze the kloun
 
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/26/ukrainian-intelligence-warns-russia-backed-december-coup
 
Edit: proofs: https://www.rt.com/russia/541413-ukrainian-president-warns-imminent-coup/
RussiaBernd2021-11-26 12:02:22 · 5yNo. 128200reply
>someone still cares
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 12:13:06 · 5yNo. 128202sagereply
With sleepy Joe Biden at the helm, vova poutinea understands that now is a time to strike. Weak old senile amerishart leader is weak and won't risk millions of amerishart lives like the good goys they could be - very sad! Praise kushner and ivanka, children of Israel!
NorwayBernd2021-11-26 12:31:38 · 5yNo. 128203reply
Ukraina switches between russophobia and russophilia constantly. wtf man
MoscowBernd2021-11-26 14:59:14 · 5yNo. 128206reply
>Nord Stream 2 is finished.
>"vecт please notice us!"
 
How curious...

CanadaBernd2021-11-26 12:02:48 · 5yNo. 128201reply
Today starts the fide world chess championship. I suspect that we'll see an absence of posting from a certain Norwegian poster during the matches heh
 
 
Anish GAYri and jewdith polar will be commentating for the patricians while chesscom will have cringe coverage
 
Edit: it looks like vishy the poo man & Anna muzychuk will be commentators on the official fide channel. That is the stream to watch
 
I predict that magnus will curbstomp Ian "the Jew" nepomniatschi

United StatesBernd2021-11-26 02:33:04 · 5yNo. 128173reply
Yea
Here with my niggas
Watching the game, huh,
Step in the ring, nigga
Get knocked out, huh,
Bruh
This nigga a punk
United StatesBernd2021-11-26 03:56:20 · 5yNo. 128177reply
nigga who you frontin to
i know you blood up north
but you flows down south
GermanyBernd2021-11-26 07:33:38 · 5yNo. 128183reply
United StatesBernd2021-11-26 09:31:07 · 5yNo. 128197reply
Don't try to say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack the clip in
Nigga, my gun go off

CanadaBernd2021-11-26 08:46:08 · 5yNo. 128185reply
Europoors are you okay?
GermanyBernd2021-11-26 08:47:26 · 5yNo. 128186reply
Me: Yes
But I was always poor
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 08:53:29 · 5yNo. 128187reply
This is deeply concerning. All of the markets are bleeding except a few. Do you have enough gas to last the winter?
GermanyBernd2021-11-26 08:55:01 · 5yNo. 128188reply
Yes. Winter in the past 5 to 7 years became a joke. Maximum we get is 2 weeks of sub zero temperatures.
You could probably get through winter just with a few warm blankets by now.

RussiaBernd2021-11-25 20:40:39 · 5yNo. 128111reply
I miss him so much, he is the last true German
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GermanyBernd2021-11-25 22:48:07 · 5yNo. 128146reply
>the last true German
excuse me??
CanadaBernd2021-11-25 22:55:12 · 5yNo. 128148reply
He lost his kids and had to pay a sizable alimony to his ex-wife.
Finlandit was anglo tierBernd2021-11-26 03:48:57 · 5yNo. 128176reply
since when do Germs have alimony wtf
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 04:34:03 · 5yNo. 128180reply
I thought lowtax was American. Uwe is a kraut that knocked him out after what I believe was lowtax talking shit and finding out a former amateur boxer doesn't punch lightly.

FinlandBernd2021-11-26 01:19:27 · 5yNo. 128162reply
Tomorrow I'll be responsible to host 3 meal dinner for ~30 persons, lol, never done anything like that earlier. Now I'm drunk. Student life.
I'll make sure everyone has booze and wine.
 
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CanadaBernd2021-11-26 01:39:41 · 5yNo. 128170reply
It's a mystery how Finns can survive dining on booze and wine only.
What do you plan on making?
FinlandBernd2021-11-26 01:50:45 · 5yNo. 128171reply
The food should be irrelevant, but we will starting with a soup of "jordärtkocksoppa", redwine sauce, pork meat, potatoes, salad and as dessert there will be ice cream and some mokkakakkus.
Unfortunately some of the nerds had the nerve to actually fill in the "allergy" section with their demands, have to feed at least 1x glutenfree and 2x vegans (personally I'd throw them out), so we'll have to make some extra food for them. Luckily my servants exist to help me so we'll figure it out, hopefully.
GermanyBernd2021-11-26 02:03:05 · 5yNo. 128172reply
oh god gluten people are the worst
 
i once lived with one and not only did he eat all the expensive food from our fridge but he also turned out to be a packrat (i first saw his room when i was on LSD and almost fainted from all the shit in there) AND a cleptomaniac
 
rip my stuff when he moved out
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 03:32:27 · 5yNo. 128174reply
>jordärtkocksoppa
>kock soppa
>mokkakakkus
>kaka
Good joge.

CanadaBernd2021-11-25 22:42:07 · 5yNo. 128142reply
Called my father asking if he'd store some of my goods so I can move on from Ontario.
When I asked him for help, his first response was "How much do you want?" I never asked him for money before or anything. Trying to explain to him that I only wanted contact, and understand him to in hopes of a relationship seemed to fizzle when he got upset by me calling him by his first name. Then he tried to manipulate me by using his nigger wife to tell me she could back up hearing me say as a 3 year old that I wanted to go back with him. I don't recall this event and he tried to say his feet were in pain as he granted me the privilege of going ice skating with him.
He began to play arrogant, and play the crocodile tears card to garner some sympathy. Then he besmirched my mother, then my character and he started squabbling about where we could meet up. It felt like I was dealing with a child instead of a senior.
I don't think I'll leave my stuff to him. My step sister seemed more keen to help me, but she's moving and it was nice to hear she's been married 23 years that's produced I've a 19 year old niece and a 17 year old nephew.
Feels bad man. Feels very bad being the spawn of a psychopath.
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GermanyBernd2021-11-25 22:45:03 · 5yNo. 128145reply
this guy has a fanbase here, to xyN with you!
CanadaBernd2021-11-25 23:32:05 · 5yNo. 128151sagereply
I also saw two junkies inject their payload in a bus hovel. The manager of the crematorium is a very good man. He treated me very nicely and was very professional. We cracked some jokes and he tried to pray for me in the name of Jesus. We spoke a bit of philosophy too, though his was more life experience, it was comforting he said he finally learned to accept his reclusive sister and how his interventions were more detrimental than they were helpful.
My faggot father tried telling me to stop being philosophical and come back down to earth when I quoted some T.S. Elliott.
At least my Jehovah's Witness uncle was willing to listen to me complain a bit.
GermanyBernd2021-11-26 00:03:52 · 5yNo. 128157reply
Existence is pain.
 
t. buddha
 
 
How old were you when you left your parents?
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 00:43:58 · 5yNo. 128159reply
Thankfully we live in an impermanent swirl of suffering, we should work towards reducing the sufferings from misguided good or bad intentions.
My father lost custody after he tried abducting me a second time to leave the country with his mistress. Oddly enough he told the courts this, which really doesn't make sense considering his streak of criminal activities.

CanadaBernd2021-11-25 08:27:17 · 5yNo. 128050reply
I can't extract more than two to four hours of sleep at a time. Before I arrived to Canada it was five to six hours if I was unemployed and eight if I was employed.
Really makes you think.
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CanadaBernd2021-11-25 15:19:10 · 5yNo. 128073reply
That's the only way I can say it.
Yeah. I couldn't fall asleep until 5:30am and woke up around 9:40am.
I've been nearly having naps in the afternoon but people keep calling me. After that short window, I just can't sleep without being totally exhausted.
CanadaBernd2021-11-25 16:41:29 · 5yNo. 128084sagereply
I fugged up big time getting high and misplacing my keys. Now I'll be late to sign some funeral papers.
GermanyBernd2021-11-25 16:42:19 · 5yNo. 128085reply
the feel is known
RomaniaBernd2021-11-25 23:54:57 · 5yNo. 128155reply
try having sex

GermanyBernd2021-11-25 20:53:31 · 5yNo. 128112reply
>There are no survivors at the Listvyazhnaya mine, the total death toll is at 52.
 
Pizdez Russia is a horrible place.
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CanadaBernd2021-11-25 21:31:39 · 5yNo. 128131reply
Why?
And I'm starting to get fat, feels bad. Otherwise, I've been worse
GermanyBernd2021-11-25 21:37:17 · 5yNo. 128132reply
My favourite neighbour moved out. And in a shit flat like mine its importen to have silent neighbours.
 
I try to gain weight. I drink every evening 400g cream.
CanadaBernd2021-11-25 21:42:02 · 5yNo. 128135reply
German English is so cute :3
 
And I hope you will get a good neighbor in replacement
GermanyBernd2021-11-25 21:58:13 · 5yNo. 128137reply
I'm sorry for my English. It's hard to learn languages for a 89iq Bernd.

CanadaBernd2021-11-25 21:39:55 · 5yNo. 128133reply
My iwo threda sunk too deep, it's an underrated thread so take a loog
https://bernd.group/int/123814
SloveniaBernd2021-11-25 21:56:12 · 5yNo. 128136reply

United StatesJizzlane Maxwell trialBernd2021-11-25 12:14:09 · 5yNo. 128058reply
It's freaky that literally none of the mainstream media is talking about it. It really makes you think what her/Epstein has on the suits that run the propaganda machines. This, coupled with some more recent events and how they've been covered, shows a clear bias in the media
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