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FinlandBernd2021-12-29 18:10:28 · 5yNo. 130953reply
Are female to male transitionists actually able to grow a real, functioning adam's apple? if so, what is the science behind that?
SloveniaBernd2021-12-29 19:34:51 · 5yNo. 130963reply
adam's apple is caused by throat growing longer than the neck
in order to fit inside it has to bulge out and make a bend
 
drawing related

GermanyBernd2021-12-28 21:09:22 · 5yNo. 130851reply
ACADEMIA: A CIVILIZATION’S MAIN PILLAR
 
ALL STATES GLOBALLY ARE FACING THE EMERGENCE OF A NEW, SUPERIOR CIVILIZATION, BUILT UPON A
RECENTLY MATURING DIGITAL ACADEMIC SPACE.
 
THIS IS THE MOST EXTREME EVENT EVER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.
 
THE EMERGING CIVILIZATION PROMISES HIGHER SURPLUS IN ALL RELEVANT FIELDS AND THUS IS MORE
COMPETENT THAN THE ESTABLISHED TERRITORIAL RULE. IT IS HIERARCHICALLY HIGHER IN LAW.
PEOPLE WHO CAN GUIDE INSIDE THIS NEW ENVIRONMENT SHOULD ENJOY AN ELEVATED STATUS.
 
I AM THE DEVIL.
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GermanyBernd2021-12-28 21:54:00 · 5yNo. 130863reply
I am pretty much the only person I know who claims the Corona hysteria is caused by pressure put on state officials to digitize academia.
 
As you can see this makes sense.
 
Why wouldn't you allow yourself the possibility that I actually might rule the world.
 
You could try to find another cause for the retarded overreactions, it wouldn't lead to anywhere.
 
As the real reason is my personal intention, digitizing academia as a foundation for a new state, it would be most beneficial if we just admitted it to ourselves.
 
I rule the world.
GermanyBernd2021-12-29 10:41:54 · 5yNo. 130908reply
What I have learned from this is that in case you don't show up weaponized you won't get your rights admitted.
So, I guess I have to build an army.
It is not like I am planning on rolling over people, rather I need one in order to protect my goods, which is needed in order to administrate without further complications.
This is plain retarded.
I had leaked that very blueprint, offering health accounting, planning in centers where you can condition yourself and state officials turned it into a vaccine passport and test centers.
 
Not a single reason exists to take my stuff away from me other than sheer incompetence.
GermanyBernd2021-12-29 11:04:32 · 5yNo. 130911reply
ALL MY LIFE I HAVE WORKED TOWARDS
CONCEPTUALIZING
 
DIGITIZATION OF ACADEMIA.
 
AS I WAS FINISHED
 
I TRIED TO FILE A COMPANY AND GOT DECLARED LEGALLY INCOMPETENT, HOMELESS WITHOUT ANY MONEY.
AROUND ME A CP SCANDAL BROKE OUT AFTER I DECLARED I CAN LEGALLY FUCK YOUNG GIRLS.
AT THE SAME TIME THE
 
LOCAL AUTHORITIES ISSUED OUT A CONTEST WHERE YOU COULD REACH IN CONCEPTS TO DIGITIZE ACADEMIA.
 
THEN I DECLARED IN CASE STATE OFFICIALS ARE RECKLESS SCHOOLS WILL SHUT DOWN NOW.
THEN CORONA BROKE OUT.
EVERY INSTITUTION I TRIED TO REACH SHUT DOWN INFRONT OF MY EYES.
 
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY
 
ACADEMIA
 
MUST
 
DIGITIZE
 
 
WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT? AFTER ALL THE CONVERSATIONS I HAD WITH RANDOM STATE OFFICIALS TZHEM EXPLAINING TO ME BEFORE ACADEMIA WILL DIGITIZE THEY WILL HAVE DIED ALREADY. WHAT THE FUCK? IT TOOK 3 MONTHS AFTER I REACHED OUT TO ALL KINDS OF STATE INSTITUTIONS, PUBLIC FORUMS AND COROPORATIONS.
 
I EVEN HAVE SOME OF THE DEVELOPMENTS PROTOCOLLED BY THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES WHICH I DID ON PURPOSE.
 
NOW I GOT A BIG CLUDDER OF DOCUMETNS ALL SHOWING HOW I TIRED TO RAISE A COMPANY OFFERING NWO SERVICES, AND INFRASTRCTURE IS POPPING UP VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT I DESCRIBE, JUST NOT BENEFITTING ANYONE.
 
I THINK WE SHOIULD ADMIT THAT I CAUSED THE PUSH TOWARDS DIGITIZING ACADEMIA BY SHARING A SOCIAL THEORY GUIDING OUR WAY TO A NWO.
 
I KNOW THAT IT IS HARD TO ADMIT. I WASN'T EVEN ADMITTED FOOD AT KINDERGARTEN. WHAT THE FUCK? NOW I HAVE DEVELOPED SOMETHING THAT PREPARED THE GREATEST EVENT OF HUMANKIND:
 
DIGITILIZATION OF ACADEMIA.
 
AND YOU CANNOT BENEFIT AS OTHER PEOPLE TOOK OVER WHO NEVER HAVE PUT ANY EFFORT INTO IT. IT IS LIKE MY CAR GOT HIJACKED BY DRUNKYARDS AND EVERYONE IS CLAPPING AS THEY EITHER NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING OR FOUND A SHABBY WAY TO OUTCOMPETE ME PERSONALLY.
 
IT DOESN'T HELP. IN CASE I DON'T GET ADMITTED MY ACHIEVEMENTS THEY WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING VICIOUS AS THE PROMISED SERVICES NEVER WILL BE ESTABLISHED.
 
SO FOR ME IT IS JUST WAITING AND TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF TOGETHER BUT FOR YOU IT IS FREE PRESENTS WHICH WILL JUST GET DESTROYED BY RECKLESS STATE OFFICIALS.
GermanyBernd2021-12-29 16:15:14 · 5yNo. 130944reply
You just have to understand that I'm the primary client, this is world government.

GermanyBernd2021-12-28 18:23:02 · 5yNo. 130808reply
Nowadays you get banned on pedochan for recommending people to get vaccinated. So much about "free speech".
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SloveniaBernd2021-12-28 18:26:34 · 5yNo. 130813reply
Today a mod is getting sacked.
IrelandBernd2021-12-29 06:08:45 · 5yNo. 130893reply
I haven't been on Kohl since July. Anything interesting happened there meanwhile? I kinda miss streaming on Krautradio though.
RussiaBernd2021-12-29 08:49:16 · 5yNo. 130899reply
Ofc trying to convince people to inject deadly mystery brew is bannable.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-29 13:46:44 · 5yNo. 130930sagereply
>deadly
>mystery
>brew
wrong on all 3 counts

GermanyBernd2021-12-28 17:02:11 · 5yNo. 130794reply
NEW WORLD ORDER. CHECK THE PDF. LIVE FROM THE HOMELESS SHELTER.
 
SO I BUILT A COMPANY AND GOT DECLARED A MINOR BY LOCAL STATE OFFICIALS.
 
MY COMPANY OFFERS ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES LIKE A TERRITORIAL STATE JUST WORLD WIDE.
 
I HAVE KICKED OF DIGITIZATION OF ACADEMIA, 3 MONTHS LATER ALL STATE OFFICIALS CAUGHT A FLU.
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GermanyBernd2021-12-28 22:18:50 · 5yNo. 130871reply
I'm pretty sure a deadly illness is the reason.
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 22:28:42 · 5yNo. 130874reply
And dogs ate your homework. The hunger in the world is the reason why you didn't do your homework.
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 22:42:33 · 5yNo. 130875reply
The lack of mental health care is ruining my kc experience.
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 23:13:02 · 5yNo. 130877reply
Just stop being jealous and feel happy for me. I rule the world.

GermanyBernd2021-12-28 20:28:51 · 5yNo. 130846reply
I was sent by God to cleanse any heretical thoughts from bernd.group.

GermanyBernd2021-12-28 18:48:58 · 5yNo. 130816reply
I'm free to work and do the things I need to do whenever I want to, I don't have to go to an office or work predetermined hours.
 
What would be the ideal way to schedule and structure my day? Is there science on this?
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RussiaBernd2021-12-28 19:39:49 · 5yNo. 130837reply
 
Just make it Guardian for triple soy.
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 19:41:42 · 5yNo. 130838reply
>What would be the ideal way to schedule and structure my day?
 
wake up
smoke weed
do stuff
sleep
repeat
United StatesBernd2021-12-28 19:56:55 · 5yNo. 130839reply
For Tchaikovsky's they left out "get fucked in the ass" from 2200-2330
SloveniaBernd2021-12-28 20:03:09 · 5yNo. 130841reply
Make everything done you are supposed to do whenever you feel productive in 4-6 hours, file that you are working 40 weekly.

United StatesBernd2021-12-28 18:02:57 · 5yNo. 130804reply
Schizos of krautchan unite!
 
t. Schizo
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 18:58:05 · 5yNo. 130824sagereply
Fuck off.
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 19:03:05 · 5yNo. 130828reply
dont be rude bro

AustriaBernd2021-12-27 19:52:14 · 5yNo. 130752reply
Is this real, Bernd? I can't tell
GermanyBernd2021-12-27 21:25:32 · 5yNo. 130753reply
disgusting
MongoliaBernd2021-12-28 03:15:39 · 5yNo. 130766reply
What an.....interesting way to catch fish!
IrelandBernd2021-12-28 06:49:24 · 5yNo. 130770reply
I really can't be judgmental, I would probably do the same.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-28 14:33:25 · 5yNo. 130783reply
Yes.
Eggsplanation: he is creating CO2 which makes fish start suffocating and normally those fish will leave their water hole and crawl to fresh water when this happens.

United StatesBernd2021-12-26 02:25:13 · 5yNo. 130680reply
In what ways do you ensure you adhere to the Bushido code in your every day life?
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United StatesBernd2021-12-26 14:39:31 · 5yNo. 130703reply
Tennoheika Banzai!
United StatesBernd2021-12-28 08:13:47 · 5yNo. 130771reply
Reminder that in 1985 U.S President Reagan met 7 Ronin in the White House and described them as the "the moral equivalents of America’s Founding Fathers”. They later declared Reagan as their Daimyo.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-28 09:02:29 · 5yNo. 130772reply
Reminder that Douglas MacArthur was the last shogun of Japan
RussiaBernd2021-12-28 12:32:37 · 5yNo. 130775reply
 
That's actually kinda true, lol.
 
>Commander-in-Chief of the Expeditionary Force Against the Barbarians
 
No, not "kinda". Literally.

FinlandBernd2021-12-24 00:26:38 · 5yNo. 130515reply
Hyvää joulua 2021 KC!
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HungaryBernd2021-12-27 15:35:22 · 5yNo. 130743reply
Cool. I'm glad you like it.
Every home, different recipe, so it's ok to replace stuff with what you have. For example some recipes ask for butter instead of lard, or margarine, or vegetable oil. The walnut/poppy seed filling can be mixed with jam, ground apple, honey, sugar... Some people add raisins, some leave that out (in my xp people tend to have strong feelings about raisins, positive or negative). Some uses cherries instead. I heard about chestnut, chocolate, apple-cinnamon, and even coconut fillings too. But the traditional is the walnut and poppy seed fillings.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-27 16:05:28 · 5yNo. 130746reply
We also make it in Slovenia, here it's called potica. Mum made two: one with walnuts and raisins, and one with poppy seeds. And yes we use butter rather than lard in those.
One filling that is my favourite though is a savoury one of onion and pork rinds (or fatty bacon chunks) where of course you do use lard (since filling is pork fat heavy anyway).
Raisins need to be soaked in rum overnight btw (for anyone reading this who might try but this isn't a local recipe for them).
HungaryBernd2021-12-27 21:30:48 · 5yNo. 130755reply
Isn't that a bit more fluffy liek kugelhopf?
>rum
Some peeps put rum (or rum flavor) straight into the filling. But raisins needs to be softened, those who don't like rum (or don't have) just soak them in water.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-28 09:05:09 · 5yNo. 130773reply
No, real potica is supposed to be bread-like.
I know what you mean though (industrial made is kolač-like)

RussiaBernd2021-12-05 22:27:45 · 5yNo. 129015reply
I decided to be honest with myself so I am finally ready to publicly admit I like Stalin.
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RussiaBernd2021-12-26 19:32:59 · 5yNo. 130712reply
extraptolate
FinlandBernd2021-12-27 18:30:06 · 5yNo. 130750reply
He killed tens of gorillons with his own two hands in his purgin', holodomorin' and so on
 
He ruined the Red Army response to Hitler's invasion because he was obsessed with his baseless idea that Hitler wouldn't attack before 1942 (Soviet intelligence knew the exact date of the of the invasion months in advance but Stalin disregarded this infa)
 
He wiped out tons of intelligentsia for no reason and promoted Lysenko's pseudoscientific farming method that didn't work, he denied the existence of genes, etc etc.
He was an enemy of science, the arts and everything
United StatesBernd2021-12-28 05:08:24 · 5yNo. 130768reply
Stalin was the greatest American hero. Prove me wrong.
FinlandBernd2021-12-28 05:16:23 · 5yNo. 130769reply
Hitler did even more to elevate America's relative status in the world

United StatesBernd2021-12-28 00:00:57 · 5yNo. 130758reply
Should I fap? If so, to whom?
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 00:07:51 · 5yNo. 130759reply
United StatesBernd2021-12-28 00:09:21 · 5yNo. 130760reply
RussiaBernd2021-12-28 00:18:55 · 5yNo. 130762reply
 
Download and fap to a game called "Milky Touch". It was recently completed and you can download it for free from F95 if you're registered there:
 
https://f95zone.to/threads/milky-touch-final-studio-kuma.28224/
 
It has an exquisite artstyle and a nice music to boot.
United StatesBernd2021-12-28 00:32:39 · 5yNo. 130763reply
Virus

SloveniaBernd2021-12-23 17:08:29 · 5yNo. 130492reply
Is bernd watching the James Webb Space Telescope launch?
Me: yes
 
Location: Centre Spatial Guyanais, Kourou, French Guiana
Time: 2021-12-25 some time between 12:20-12:52 UTC (after many postponings since 10 years +, the last one for a day due to bad weather)
Livestreamed: at NASA TV:
https://www.nasa.gov/nasalive
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLA_DiR1FfKNvjuUpBHmylQ
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa
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SloveniaBernd2021-12-26 18:22:59 · 5yNo. 130710reply
Very deep space objects, so far away that the light from them that is now reaching Earth was emitted soon after the universe has formed.
Its range is in deep infrared, which isn't scattered by cosmic dust as much as visible light. At the same time, very distant objects also have their light very red-shifted before it reaches Earth (relativity and expansion of space effects, to put it simply the photon light waves get stretched) so their light is seen in deep infrared instead of visible.
Side objectives are images of brown dwarfs and rogue planets in interstellar space, and possibly of comets and Kuiper belt objects in our own Solar system (including the anticipated Planet 9, if it exists.)
GermanyBernd2021-12-26 21:30:29 · 5yNo. 130713reply
It can detect gas in Atmosphere that made by living organisms.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-26 21:35:13 · 5yNo. 130714reply
That's uh not at all its purpose and requires tremendous abuse of its instruments but yes, since molecules have their own distinct signature infrared spectra it's possible to search for odd molecules in atmospheres of planets using that
(helps with getting the funding and interest from reddit crowd though)
SloveniaBernd2021-12-27 16:28:29 · 5yNo. 130749reply
JWST is about as far as the moon rn (right now).

United StatesBernd2021-12-26 22:02:53 · 5yNo. 130715reply
Where should I advertise this board to make it more popular?
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FinlandBernd2021-12-27 15:58:57 · 5yNo. 130744reply
/Pol/acks wouldn't post on any alt-imageboard other than 8chan anyway
4chan is the America of imageboards, other boards don't exist to them
SloveniaBernd2021-12-27 16:01:14 · 5yNo. 130745reply
/pol/acks are the niggers of the internet though, they will invade every space then claim they're being oppressed when they shit it up
FinlandBernd2021-12-27 16:07:09 · 5yNo. 130747reply
first of all this view of niggers in unfair, stormfaggious and more inaccurate than it is accurate; secondly, /pol/ are much more like the Jews of their own menes, they are ultimately behind almost everything that goes on on the internet
SloveniaBernd2021-12-27 16:10:00 · 5yNo. 130748reply
correct on both accounts
t. actually loves niggers unironically (they were my favourite ethnos when I visited USA)
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